Loretta Chase - The Devil's Delilah (10 page)

"Indeed? Which part?" he asked as he laid his journal aside. "Did you entomb my memoirs accidentally on account of sunstroke or are you referring to the subsequent performance?"

Embarrassed, Delilah took the offensive. "You were spying on me!"

"Not at all. I was looking out for Mr. Langdon. When you hauled him so hastily out of doors, I began to fear for his life. I grew increasingly alarmed when I saw that trowel in your hand. Awkward things, trowels."

Delilah glared at an insipid porcelain shepherdess standing on the small table at her elbow. "I suppose you found the entire scene immensely entertaining," she grumbled.

"More entertaining, I think, than Mr. Langdon did. When he came in to tea he looked as though he'd been fighting the Thirty Years' War single-handedly. I wish you would not plague him so, Delilah. He is supposed to be our ally."

"I — plague him! When he took advantage — "

Her father raised an eyebrow.

"I certainly did not encourage him," she said hotly.

The door opened and Bantwell entered to inform Mr. Desmond that Lord Wemberton had arrived.

"We'll pursue this discussion later, Delilah," said her papa as he rose from his chair. "Wemberton has very kindly offered to have a look at the grey. He has a taste for ill-behaved beasts. Takes it as a challenge, I suppose."

While her papa was occupied with Lord Wemberton, Delilah decided to work off her irritation with a walk into Rossingley. No wonder her brain was fuddled. She was not used to being so inactive. Gad, but ladies had a dull life of it.

She knew she ought to take Joan along, but the abigail always whined if she had to stir more than a few yards. Instead, Miss Desmond strapped her knife sheath to her calf and tucked her small pistol into her reticule. If she were in danger, these two would do her a deal more good than Joan would.

Delilah had walked scarcely half a mile before she met up with Lord Berne travelling in the opposite direction. As soon as he caught sight of her he brought his curricle to a halt and offered to take her up.

"I will take you out of your way," she said as she took in the dashing picture of snug blue coat, nankeen breeches, and gleaming top boots. His beaver hat, slightly tilted, gave him a rakish air which his angelic blue eyes stoutly contradicted. He was a devastating combination of dangerous masculinity and boyish innocence — and he knew it.

"That is impossible, since it was you I came to see," he answered with a winning smile.

Miss Desmond was not in a humour to be won so easily. She pointed out that she'd already outraged propriety by going out without her maid. She would not compound the error by driving with him when he was without a tiger.

"I had not thought we needed bodyguards, Miss Desmond," he said. "It is broad day, and no highwayman has been seen in these parts in over a decade."

"My reputation can bear a highwayman, My Lord. A libertine is another matter." She offered a brilliant smile and proceeded on her way.

The viscount promptly turned his carriage and came up beside her again.

"If you mean to follow me to Rossingley, I shall be cross with you," she said. "You raise a deal of dust and my frock will be spoiled."

"I can't help it. I'm curious."

She paused. "About what?"

He glanced at the cushioned seat of his equipage, then at the floor, then turned round to study the small rear seat where his tiger would normally be perched.

"About how I can possibly seduce you in the curricle without relinquishing the reins," he answered ingenuously. "With, in fact, any degree of safety and comfort."

His baffled glance met an amused one.

"Clearly, I am not as imaginative as you are, Miss Desmond. Would you be kind enough to explain how the thing is to be accomplished?" he asked.

"Certainly not." She went on walking, and the curricle went on beside her. After five minutes of silence, she swore to herself, stopped, and looked up at him.

"You are very obstinate," she said. "Do you really intend to follow me all the way into town and make a spectacle of me?"

He nodded.

She sighed. "Very well, I'll ride. But only back to Elmhurst. I don't mean to set the whole village buzzing."

As he moved to help her, she waved him back, telling him to mind the horses. "You can't be chivalrous when you've no tiger to take the reins," she said, climbing up easily.

"That's better," he said as, to the great annoyance of his cattle, he turned the curricle once more. "Now you might satisfy my curiosity more comfortably. On another topic, I mean," he added quickly as her eyes narrowed. "What is all this about your reputation? What harm is there in a short drive in broad day, even with a libertine?"

"That should be obvious."

He only looked baffled.

"My parents," she said impatiently.

"What has that to do with you? You haven't joined a theatre troupe or carried on a series of dazzling escapades and love affairs. Quite the opposite. You've been exceedingly decorous, and I can't tell you how depressing I find that." He shook his head sorrowfully. "You wouldn't even drive with me, simply because I came without my groom. I hope you won't think me vain, Miss Desmond, if I tell you no one has ever done that before."

"Well, I'm here now," she said. "Pray be as vain as you like."

"I can't. I'm consumed by guilt. I never considered the damage my coming to call might do. I've been inexcusably thoughtless."

"I would not refine upon it too much, My Lord. Lady Potterby will not allow you past the doorstep anyhow. If we manage to reach Elmhurst without being seen, then I may escape this unscathed."

She felt his gaze upon her. As she turned to meet it, she saw a flicker of something in his eyes, but it was gone in an instant, and she could not tell what it was.

"Miss Desmond, I think this is monstrous unfair," he said, sounding indignant. "People have no right to judge you by your parents, even if they were right in judging your parents so harshly — which I do not accept, either."

"In the abstract, perhaps they have no right, but this is the real world. In the real world, Lady Potterby's neighbours want nothing to do with her while Papa and I are about. I had not expected to be welcomed with open arms, but I had thought at least one or two people might give me a chance before snubbing me." She smiled cynically. "I was mistaken."

"Jealousy," he said. "Envy. That's what it is — and a deal of hypocrisy besides."

She shrugged.

They drove on in silence for a while, the viscount appearing lost in thought. Then, as they were turning into the drive leading to Elmhurst, Lord Berne spoke.

"I wonder what the world would think," he said, "if the Devil's daughter reformed the libertine."

She stared at him.

"Reflect, Miss Desmond. How would the world regard a woman who could make me mend my wicked ways?"

She considered. "I daresay she would be proposed for sainthood. The job is worth half a dozen lesser miracles, I'm sure."

"Then I recommend you be measured for a halo as soon as may be. I'm not joking, you know. The miracle can be accomplished," he promised, "because I mean to help you. Miss Desmond, I wish to be reformed."

"And I should like to be Queen of Egypt."

"I am quite serious," he insisted, with another melting smile. "You have no idea how much you've alarmed me. If you're never invited anywhere, when am I to see you again? You tell me your aunt will send me packing if I come to the house, and I cannot possibly expect to happen on you in the road every time I come to Rossingley. I must be reformed because there appears to be no alternative."

She could not help smiling in return. He was not to be trusted, but she appreciated charm, and that he had in abundance. All the same, she pointed out rather sternly that his motives did not seem remotely saintlike.

"My motives are selfish, Miss Desmond," he said softly, "and selfishness is always to be relied upon."

It must be acknowledged with regret that Mr. Langdon was not a devoted churchgoer. Since he was given to quiet pursuits, he found Sunday no longer or drearier than any other day. Normally, he was content to spend the Sabbath with an improving book.

This Sunday, however, he rose from a breakfast he must have been trying to read — for he certainly didn't eat any of it — and told his uncle he thought he might find out whether Mr. Blenkly's sermons had improved at all in the last decade. The uncle only nodded absently and returned to his dog-eared copy of Mr. Jeremy Bentham's
Introduction to Principles of Morals and Legislation
.

Oblivious to the stares and whispers about him, Mr. Langdon took his place in the family pew. He studied the stained glass which had for centuries illuminated in picture form what the uneducated faithful could not read in the Bible. He gazed up at the ceiling and admired the skill of twelfth-century craftsmen, while absently noting several stains bespeaking an urgent need for roof repairs. Then, almost but not quite as absently, his gaze drifted to the pew where the late Lord Potterby's ancestors had attended divers lessons in Christianity.

Miss Desmond wore a pale green bonnet with dark green ribbons, under which her wayward hair must have been throttled into submission, for not one disobedient strand escaped. Her high-waisted frock was the same cool colour, embroidered with sprigs which matched the ribbons on her bonnet. She was a cool bouquet of mint, and he wanted to crush her and inhale the fragrance of her… which was
not
, he angrily reproached himself, the sort of thought to be having at all, let alone on the Sabbath, in church.

Mr. Langdon was so busy rebuking himself and trying to tear his gaze away that he never noticed how the whispering had swelled into a communal gasp. He saw only that Miss Desmond had turned to look over her shoulder, and that for three full seconds her gaze locked with his before jerking unsteadily to the rear of the church.

He turned as well, and instantly joined in the general astonishment. Lord Berne had entered.

The viscount serenely returned the parishioners' bold survey, then catching Jack's eye, made for him.

"Couldn't keep away either, I see," Tony whispered as he slid in next to his friend.

"I only came to find out whether old Blenkly is as rambling as ever," Jack said stiffly.

"And to assure yourself she isn't a figment of your overheated imagination. I see your case is nearly as bad as my own. Gad, how cool she looks — and how I should like to warm her."

Mr. Blenkly's entrance spared Lord Berne the throttling his friend was instantly most eager to administer. Mr. Langdon was forced to make do with a murderous glance and the fervent wish that lightning would, as the congregation seemed to expect, strike the spot where the provoking viscount stood.

The service was thoroughly incomprehensible from beginning to end. Mr. Blenkly had wanted only one glimpse of the two gentlemen in a pew which had stood empty for most of the past decade before what little poise he possessed flew up to the heavens. He had planned to enlighten his parishioners regarding the Parable of the Sower. Unfortunately, the sight in the Langdon family pew — especially the taller, golden-haired spectacle — was too much for him. He became hopelessly entangled between the Parable of the Prodigal Son and vaguely related proverbs dealing with loving parents, sparing the rod, wise and foolish offspring, and some deranged reference to loaves and fishes.

Even if he had managed a more logical discourse, it would have been utterly wasted on its object. Lord Berne had long since mastered the art of appearing devotedly attentive while his mind fixed on other topics altogether. Since the minister did not expound upon the Song of Solomon, the viscount's present meditations could scarcely be deemed appropriate.

Mr. Blenkly knew nothing of this. He saw a notorious libertine gravely attending his speech and wondered if the end of the world had come. He was dumbfounded when, after the service, that same young libertine engaged him in a brief conversation, at the end of which Mr. Blenkly possessed a pledge for repairs of the church roof.

In ten minutes, all the parishioners who'd lingered to stare at Lord Berne and exchanged speculative whispers were also possessed of the information. Thus the news reached Lady Potterby's ears.

She had fully intended to keep Lord Berne at a safe distance from her grand-niece, but his appearance at the service elicited certain interesting speculations of her own. His astounding act of philanthropy gave her further reason to ponder. Thus, when he approached, Lady Potterby was too curious to be as unwelcoming as she'd intended. She even went so far as to applaud his generosity.

"I wish, My Lady, I could say I fully deserved your kind words, but the credit does not belong to me. I only acted upon inspiration — and it was your young relative who inspired me."

The young relative looked blank.

"Delilah told you the roof leaked?" Lady Potterby asked, her dignified countenance belying certain agreeable surmises within. "But she has not been in the church before today."

Mr. Langdon, who had lingered in the cool, dark church after everyone else had exited, joined the small group as Lord Berne was answering.

"Miss Desmond awakened in me yesterday a lively concern for the state of my immortal soul," said the viscount, bestowing an adoring glance upon that fair evangelist. "Accordingly, I came to church, and as I gazed heavenward, hoping my prayers for forgiveness would be heard, I noticed the stains on the ceiling. As I looked downward to confirm my suspicions, my eyes lit upon Miss Desmond's bonnet. If it rained — as it has almost incessantly — and the roof leaked, her bonnet would be ruined. The thought was insupportable."

Miss Desmond glanced away to hide the smile she could not suppress… and met Mr. Langdon's sober grey scrutiny. Her smile vanished, though her colour increased.

"You would have done better, My Lord," said Lady Potterby as severely as she could, considering the hopes blossoming within her breast, "to have reflected upon your soul — not young ladies' bonnets."

"One should never underestimate the power of a bonnet," his lordship returned. "It is the ladies who teach us to be good — but first they must obtain our attention."