Authors: Phil Rickman
Tags: #Fiction, #Detective and Mystery Stories, #Mystery & Detective, #Mystery Fiction, #General, #Exorcism, #England, #Women clergy, #Romanies - England - Herefordshire, #Haunted Places, #Watkins; Merrily (Fictitious Character), #Women Sleuths, #Murder - England - Herefordshire
Hazel Shelbone walked back to the door. ‘My husband will be home presently. I don’t really want him to know you’ve been here. He’s under enough pressure.’
‘I’ll take advice,’ Merrily promised. ‘I’ll be back. I’ll leave you my number but I’ll call you tomorrow, anyway, if that’s all right.’
‘Just pray for her,’ Mrs Shelbone said limply. ‘I expect you can do that, at least.’
No thunder, yet, but the rain was hard and relentless, clanking on the bonnet of the old Volvo like nuts and bolts, turning the windscreen into bubblewrap. Both wipers needed new blades. After a few miles, Merrily was forced into the forecourt of a derelict petrol station where she sat and smoked a Silk Cut rapidly, filling up the car with smoke because she couldn’t open the window in this downpour.
Nothing was ever straightforward, nothing ever textbook.
In the car, behind the streaming windows, she prayed for Amy Shelbone. She prayed for communication to be reopened between Amy and her mother. She prayed for any psychic blockage or interference to be removed. She prayed for the healing of whatever kind of wound had been opened up, by the puncturing of what the kid now evidently believed to be the central lie of her upbringing.
She prayed, all too vaguely, for a whole bunch of
whatevers
.
With hindsight, if she couldn’t work with Amy, it ought to have been her mother. With
extra
-hindsight, she and Hazel Shelbone ought to have prayed together before they left the church. Except at that stage, Merrily hadn’t been convinced. She’d needed to see Amy.
And, having seen Amy, having heard her, she still wasn’t convinced.
She could perhaps have persuaded Mrs Shelbone to let her stay until Amy’s dad got home. Perhaps the three of them could have returned to the church this evening and, with Dennis
Beckett’s permission, conducted a small Eucharist. Just in case.
In case
what?
Six p.m., and she was back in the scullery/office, with the window open and the dregs of the rain dripping from the ivy on the wall. A Silk Cut smouldered in the ashtray. Jane was not yet back from Hereford.
Merrily felt like a cartoon person flattened in the road, watching a departing steamroller.
The phone was life support.
‘It’s the old dilemma,’ she said. ‘Don’t know whether I’m making too much of it, or not enough.’
‘When do we ever?’ said the Rev. Huw Owen. ‘You should know that by now.’
‘Did I tell you? Bernie wants me to set up a deliverance group.’
‘Never liked committees, focus-group crap. But in this case – traps everywhere, folk always looking for some poor bugger to blame when it all goes down the toilet. Do it, I would. Just don’t co-opt a social worker.’
She could picture him in his study in the Brecon Beacons, his legs stretched out, his ancient trainers wearing another hole in the rug. The old wolfhound, her Deliverance mentor, technical adviser to half the exorcists in Wales and the West Midlands.
‘Tell me that last bit again, lass. You asked the mother what she reckoned had got into the girl. And she said…’
‘The spirit of a dead person,’ Merrily said. ‘That was what she said.’
‘Anybody in particular?’
‘That’s what I asked her next, but she didn’t reply. Then she started to backtrack on what she’d said earlier about Amy telling them things she couldn’t possibly have known without—’
‘If they don’t cooperate, you’re buggered.’
‘Mmm.’
‘Basically, you want to know whether they need you or a child-psychiatrist.’
‘Mmm.’
Huw was silent for about a minute. She knew he was still there because she could hear his trainer tapping the fender. No matter how hot it was, he always kept a small fire going. Not that it could ever get over-hot in a rectory well above the snowline.
Outside a late sun was blearily pushing aside the blankets of cloud.
‘Got a favourite coin?’ Huw said at last.
Merrily’s heart sank.
‘Well?’ said Huw.
‘When you told us about this on the first course, I thought you were kidding. Then I read Martin Israel on exorcism, but I still think—’
‘Stop shaking your head, lass. I’ve done it a few times. It’s always worked – far as I could tell. It either tells you what you already knew or it tells you to think again. And once you start thinking again, you find some new angle you hadn’t noticed and that’s the way ahead.’
‘I wouldn’t have the bottle.’
‘Aye, you would. Take an owd coin and bless it and explain to God what you’re doing. I use this old half-crown. Not legal tender any more, therefore not filthy lucre. I keep it in the bottom of a candleholder on the altar.’
Merrily imagined some hapless parishioner wandering in and witnessing the Rev. Owen apparently settling some vexed spiritual issue on the toss of a coin. It could overturn your entire belief-structure.
‘Course, it’s nowt to do with the coin,’ Huw said.
‘Any more than the Tarot is to do with the cards.’
‘Don’t go fundamentalist on me, lass.’
Merrily laughed.
‘Look at Israel – a scientist, a distinguished pathologist. And they made him exorcist for the City of London. What d’you want? Oh aye, I know what
you
want. You want summat foolproof. You want a solution on a plate.’
‘A second opinion would do.’
‘If you don’t like the cold, come out of the mortuary.’
‘Thanks a bunch.’
‘Any time,’ said Huw.
Merrily sighed.
‘Look, luv, give yourself some credit, eh? I’d’ve kicked you out of the bloody ring meself if I didn’t think you were a contender.’
‘You
tried
.’
‘That were only before you got your little feet under t’table. Listen, trust your feelings and your common sense. If you want a second opinion, ask Him, not me. Like the song says, make a deal with God.’
‘You’re a complete bastard, Huw.’
Then she remembered that he actually was: born in a little
bwthyn
halfway up Pen-y-fan and then his mother escaped to Sheffield where he was raised, after a fashion.
‘Sorry,’ Merrily said.
Huw laughed.
At least Jane looked happier when she came into the kitchen. She’d been saving up the money she’d earned working two Saturdays a month at the Eight-till-Late shop, and she was loaded with parcels: clothes for the holiday. No alluring night-wear, Merrily hoped – though, from what she’d heard about Eirion’s father’s extended family, nocturnal recreational opportunities were likely to be seriously limited.
A small carrier bag landed in her lap.
‘What’s this?’
‘It’s a top. It’s for you. You never get yourself any new clothes.’
‘Gosh, flower… that’s very…’ Merrily pulled it out of the bag. It was pale orange, cotton, very skimpy. ‘It’s going to be, er, how can I put this… slightly low-cut, isn’t it?’
‘Won’t go with the dog collar, if that’s what you mean,’ Jane said smugly.
‘Well… thank you.’ Merrily put the top back in its bag. ‘Thank you very much. It was very thoughtful.’
‘If you don’t wear it, I’ll be seriously offended,’ Jane said. ‘It’s going to be a long, hot summer.’
‘That’s what we always say, and it never is.’
‘Yeah.’ Jane sat down, stretched her bare arms. ‘I expect Lol’ll be taking a summer break from his course about now. You do
remember
Lol?’
‘Ye-es.’
‘The greatest living writer of gentle, lo-fi, reflective songs and also a cool, sensitive person in himself.’
‘Yes, flower, I think I remember.’
‘No, all I was thinking was, if you found me an inhibiting presence, this would be a good opportunity—’
‘Thank you, flower, for considering my emotional welfare.’
‘Any time,’ Jane said. ‘Oh, that Amy Shelbone – I remembered – she does go to our school.’
‘I know.’
‘I suddenly realized who you meant. Kind of old-fashioned. Always tidy. Bit of a pain, basically.’
Merrily nodded. ‘Mm-mm.’
‘So, is there, like, anything I can help you with?’
‘I don’t think so,’ Merrily said, ‘at this stage.’
‘Because, like—’
‘Sure,’ Merrily said. ‘What time’s Eirion picking you up?’
‘Half-nine.’
‘You looking forward to this?’
‘Sure,’ Jane said.
With the kid upstairs, Merrily went into the hall and ran a hand along the top of the tallest bookcase. It was still there, in all the dust, where she’d popped it hurriedly after they’d found it under the bath when they were having – the year’s big luxury – a new shower installed.
It was thick and misshapen, the head of the monarch obscured but Britannia distinct on the other side, also the date:
1797 – over a century after the death of Wil Williams the martyr, Ledwardine’s most famous vicar.
Feeling faintly ridiculous, she slipped the coin into a pocket of her denim skirt.
I
N THE EARLY
evening, a sinister, ochre light flared over the Frome Valley before the storm crashed in, driving like a ramraider down the western flank of the Malverns.
Although there wasn’t much thunder, every light on the mixing board went out at 7.02 p.m., leaving only Prof Levin incandescent.
‘Some farmer guy comes on to me in the post office in Bishop’s Frome: “Ah, you want to get yourself a little petrol generator, Mr Levin.” These
hayseeds!
You imagine recording music with a bloody generator grinding away out there?’
‘But think of the amazing effects,’ Lol said innocently. ‘The lights flicker… the tape stutters. Elemental scratching?’
‘Fah! You’re just being flippant because you got a new toy.’
‘It’s your toy. I’m just minding it.’ Lol had been trying to identify the different fragments of tree involved in the Boswell guitar. Here in the studio, its range and depth were incredible.
‘He’s getting it back,’ Prof said. ‘I don’t know how, I don’t know when, but he’s getting it back. They pulled a fast one on me. I said to Sally, “Help the boy if you can. Inspire him.” That’s all I said. So they palm you off with this ridiculous, overpriced—’ He pulled up the master switch so that everything wouldn’t happen at once if the power ever returned.
‘Still… you at least know where you are now, geographically, I would guess.’
‘Well,’ said Lol, ‘I know why Knight’s Frome’s all in pieces.’
Prof sniffed. ‘The Great Lake,’ he said.
‘Conrad Lake?’
‘A moral tale.’ Prof went back to his swivel chair, behind the board. ‘The Fall of the Emperor of Frome – that’s what they called Conrad, behind his back at first, but they say he grew to like it. She told you how the gods turned against him? His problems with the wilt?’
‘Actually, it wasn’t the wilt as such. It seems that Verticillium Wilt only—’
‘Verticillium!
That’s
the word.’
‘Only really hit these parts in the seventies. It started in Kent, and took a long time, decades, to reach Herefordshire. But there were other scourges before that: red spiders, aphids, white mould. He got them all, like the Seven Plagues of Egypt.’
They were both talking in epic terms, Lol realized, because it
had
seemed epic: the bountiful legacy of four generations of hop-masters wiped out in about seven years. Conrad Lake was, in effect, the last – and for a while the biggest and wealthiest – hop-master in Herefordshire. His poles and frames had surrounded Knight’s Frome like a great creosoted barrier. Looking like Belsen, Sally Boswell had said disdainfully, like Auschwitz. The estate was big enough when he inherited it, and twice as big when the first disaster struck.
Lol recalled the portrait photograph of Conrad Lake in the third and smallest room at the hop museum, his smile submerged in a heavy moustache. A difficult, greedy and obsessive man, Sally had said, referred to by the locals, behind his back, as the Emperor of Frome. Twice married and both wives had left him, the second taking his infant son. They never divorced; the boy, Adam, was raised by his mother and grandparents in Warwickshire – never again saw his father, who stayed in Knight’s Frome and fought all through the 1970s against the aphids, the red spiders and the white mould. And against the banks, who kept squeezing him, forcing him to sell off his estate piece by piece.
‘Big drama,’ said Prof laconically.
The land had then been bought by various farmers, most of them from outside Knight’s Frome, which explained why there was no real community any more, why so many of the scattered houses were now owned by incomers like Prof. A few of the old hop-yards had been reinstated, but demand was no longer so great, with so many breweries importing cheaper hops from Germany and the USA. Most of it was grazed now. A pity, in a way, Sally Boswell had said, because the deep river loam in the valleys of the Frome and the Lugg was so perfect for hops. And yet, in a way, not a pity at all; it was no accident that the third room in the museum was the darkest, a sober coda to the song of the hop.
But not everyone, it seemed, believed it was over. Least of all Adam Lake, son of the Emperor.
Though the storm had passed and the evening fields were left steaming under a bashful sun, the power failed to return, and Prof announced in disgust that he was going to bed.
‘You give me a call when it’s dark, Laurence…
if
we’ve got the bleeding juice back. I always work better after dark, as you know.’
Lol watched him stumping across the yard to the cottage, then went back and sat for a while in the studio, trying the River Frome song again on the Boswell, and then, because he felt bad about deserting it, on his faithful old Washburn.
But the song still lacked direction, and after a while he gave up and went out into the luminous, storm-washed evening. As the trees dripped and the air glistened with birdsong, Lol made his first real foray into what remained of the community of Knight’s Frome.
A soggy rug of slurry unrolled from a farm entrance towards the edge of what passed for the centre of the hamlet. Big old trees, oak and sycamore and horse chestnut, were still dripping onto the roofs of stone and timber-framed cottages that sprouted like wild mushrooms. A humpback bridge straddled
the Frome, and on the other side of it was the church, sunken and settled as an old barn, and next to it the white-painted vicarage where Simon St John lived.