1980 - You Can Say That Again (22 page)

‘Sol! How are you, you beauty? You look a million bucks! How are they hanging?’

‘Fine, fine. Have a cigar.’ Sol produced two cigars, thrust one at Lu, bit off the end of the other cigar and stuck it into his face. He sat down in the client’s chair. ‘Jesus! Can’t you get a better ass rest than this?’

Lu winked at him.

‘Gets rid of the dross fast, Sol. What can I do for you?’

‘Who are those finks out there?’

‘Four of the best character actors in the racket,’ Lu said loyally.

‘Yeah? They looked like corpses to me,’ Sol said. ‘Never mind them. They are your headache. I’ve got a job for one of your bums. He’s gotta be cheap. Listen, we set up a deal with International. We’re doing a twenty episode half—hour series. It’s a great story: The Golden

West. I’m short of a gun-toting fink. I want Jerry Stevens, but he’s got to be cheap.’

Lu made a face as if he had a twinge of tooth ache.

‘Can’t have him, Sol. Now, listen, I’ve got a bum who’s way ahead of Stevens. You’ll love him! Big, hair on his chest, rides a nag as if he was in a goddamn circus, fast gun draw, you can’t miss with him.’ Lu beamed. Shale McGivern. He’s heading for the top.’

Sol drew on his cigar.

‘I want Jerry Stevens. The boys agree Stevens is the guy.’

‘Sorry, Sol. Didn’t you know?’

Sol stared at him.

‘Know what for God’s sake?’

‘He’s dead.’

‘Dead? How can that be? What happened?’

‘All I know is what I read in the paper. The bum owed me five hundred and twenty three goddamn dollars.’

‘You’re lucky to have time to read newspapers. What happened?’

‘This stupid bum went for a midnight swim in the pool of some crummy motel outside Miami. They say he hit his stupid head when diving. They found him drowned.’

‘Jesus!’ Sol grimaced. ‘So we can’t have him?’

‘You can say that again. He’s dead and another thing that kills me,’ Lu said. ‘He wrote a goddamn book. He sent it to me before the accident. That bum! Writing a book!’

Sol’s eyes narrowed.

‘So, okay: finks write books. What’s it about?’

‘How the hell do I know? I don’t read books. I’ve got more than I can handle with my bums. I gave it to Liz, she reads books. She liked it, but Liz likes anything. She’s got no commercial sense. Now, listen, Sol, how about Shale McGivern? How about a test, huh?’

Sol got to his feet.

‘I’ll talk to the boys. We wanted Jerry Stevens.’

‘You said that. I told you, he’s dead.’

‘Yeah.’ Sol scattered ash on Lu’s threadbare carpet then he shrugged. ‘Well, they come and they go. We’ll go too, Lu.’ He stood thinking, then shrugged again ‘See you, Lu. You buy yourself a new suit. I’ll talk to the boys.’

Lu watched him go, then he sighed. Reaching out, he pressed the buzzer to alert Liz to send in the first of the bums.

THE END