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door across the patio, out the gate in the fence around it, to the car under the long roof that sheltered all ten- ants’ cars. I unlocked the driver’s door and flung it open to let the heat blast escape. After a minute I climbed in, and the air conditioner came on one second after the motor. I had worked too hard on my appearance to ar- rive at the Episcopal church with sweat running down my face.
I accepted a bulletin from an usher and seated my- self a carefully calculated distance from the pulpit. The middle-aged couple on the other end of the pew eyed me with open interest and gave me welcoming smiles. I smiled back before becoming immersed in figuring out the hymn and prayer book directions. A loud chord signaled the entrance of the priest, acolyte, lay reader, and choir, and I rose with the rest of the congregation.
Aubrey was just beautiful in his vestments. I drifted into an intoxicating daydream of myself as a minister’s wife. It felt very odd to have kissed the man conducting the service. Then I got too involved in managing the prayer book to think about Aubrey for a while. One thing about the Episcopalians, they can’t go to sleep during the service unless they’re catnap- pers. You have to get up and down too often, and shake people’s hands, and respond, and go up to the ~ 109 ~
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altar rail for communion. It’s a busy service, not a spectator sport like in some churches. And I believed I had been to every church in Lawrenceton, except maybe one or two of the black ones.
I tried to listen with great attention to Aubrey’s sermon, since I would surely have to make an intelli- gent comment later. To my pleasure, it was an excel- lent sermon, with some solid points about people’s business relationships and how they should conform to religious teachings, too, just as much as personal relationships. And he didn’t use a single sports sim- ile! I kept my eyes carefully downcast when I went up to take communion, and tried to think about God rather than Aubrey when he pressed the wafer into my hand.
As we were folding up our kneelers, I saw one of the couples who had spoken to Aubrey while he and I were in line at the movies. They gave me a smile and wave, and huddled to talk to the man and woman with whom I’d been sharing a pew. After that, I was beamed on even more radiantly, and the movie couple introduced me to the pew couple, who asked me about twenty questions as rapidly as they could so they’d have the whole scoop on the pastor’s honey. I felt like I was flying under false colors—we’d only had one date. I began to wish I hadn’t come, but ~ 110 ~
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Aubrey’d asked me, and I had enjoyed the service. It seemed now I had to pay for it, since there was no quick exit. The crowd had bottlenecked around the church door, shaking hands and exchanging small talk with Aubrey.
“What a good sermon,” I told him warmly, when it was finally my turn. My hand was taken in both of his for a moment, pressed and released. A smooth gesture, in one quick turn showing me I was special, yet not presuming too much.
“Thanks, and thanks for coming,” he said. “If you’re going to be home this afternoon, I’ll give you a call.”
“If I’m not there, just leave a message on my ma- chine and I’ll call you back. I may have to go over to the house.”
He understood I meant Jane’s house, and nodded, turning to the old lady behind me in line with a happy “Hi, Laura! How’s the arthritis?”
Leaving the church parking lot, I felt a distinct let- down. I guess I had hoped Aubrey would ask me to Sunday lunch, a big social event in Lawrenceton. My mother always had me over to lunch when she was home, and I wondered, not for the first time, if she’d still want me to come over when she and John Queens- land got back from their honeymoon. John belonged ~ 111 ~
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to the country club. He might want to take Mother out there.
I was so dismal by the time I unlocked my back door that I was actually glad to see the message light blinking on the answering machine.
“Hi, Roe. It’s Sally Allison. Long time no see, kiddo! Listen, what’s this I hear about you inheriting a fortune? Come have lunch with me today if this catches you in time, or give me a call when you can, we’ll set up a time.”
I opened the phone book to the
A
’s, looked up Sally’s number, and punched the right buttons. “Hello!”
“Sally, I just got your message.”
“Great! You free for lunch since your mom is still out of town?”
Sally knew
everything
.
“Well, yes, I am. What do you have in mind?” “Oh, come on over here. Out of sheer boredom, I have cooked a roast and baked potatoes and made a salad. I want to share it with someone.” Sally was a woman on her own, like me. But she was divorced, and a good fifteen years older. “Be there in twenty minutes, I need to change. My feet are killing me.”
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“Well, wear whatever you see when you open your closet. I have on my oldest shorts.”
“Okay, bye.”
I shucked off the blue and white dress and those painful sandals. I pulled on olive drab shorts and a jungle print blouse and my huaraches and pounded back down the stairs. I made it to Sally’s in the twenty minutes.
Sally is a newspaper reporter, the veteran of an early runaway marriage that left her with a son to raise and a reputation to make. She was a good re- porter, and she’d hoped (a little over a year ago) that reporting the multiple murders in Lawrenceton would net her a better job offer from Atlanta; but it hadn’t happened. Sally was insatiably curious and knew every- one in town, and everyone knew that, to get the straight story on anything, Sally was the person to see. We’d had our ups and downs as friends, the ups having been when we were both members of Real Murders, the downs having mostly been at the same time Sally was trying to make a national, or at least regional, name for herself. She’d sacrificed a lot in that bid for a life in the bigger picture, and, when the bid hadn’t been ~ 113 ~
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taken up, she’d had a hard time. But now Sally was mending her fences locally, and was as plugged in to the Lawrenceton power system as she ever had been. If her stories being picked up by the wire services hadn’t gotten her out of the town, it had certainly added to her power in it.
I had always seen Sally very well dressed, in expen- sive suits and shoes that lasted her a very long time. When I reached her house, I saw Sally was a woman who put her money on her back, as the saying goes. She had a little place not quite as nice as Jane’s, in a neighborhood where the lawns weren’t kept as well. Her car, which hadn’t been washed in weeks, sat in dusty splendor uncovered by carport or garage. Get- ting in it would be like climbing in an oven. But the house itself was cool enough, no central air but several window air conditioners sending out an icy stream that almost froze the sweat on my forehead. Sally’s hair was as perfect as ever. It looked like it could be taken off and put on without one bronze curl being dislodged. But instead of her usual classic suits, Sally was wearing a pair of cutoffs and an old work shirt.
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around me curiously. I’d never been in Sally’s house be- fore. It was obvious she didn’t give a damn about decor. The couch and armchairs were covered by throws that looked very unfortunate, and the cheap coffee table had rings on top. My resident manager’s eye told me that the whole place needed painting. But the bookcase was wonderfully stuffed with Sally’s favorite Organized Crime books, and the smell coming from the kitchen was delicious. My mouth watered.
Of course I was going to have to pay for my dinner with information, but it just might be worth it. “Boy, that smells good! When’s it going to be on the table?”
“I’m making the gravy now. Come on back and talk to me while I stir. Want a beer? I’ve got some ice cold.”
“Sure, I’ll take one. It’s the ‘ice cold’ that does it.” “Here, drink some ice water first for your thirst. Then sip the beer for your pleasure.”
I gulped down the glass of ice water and twisted the cap off the beer. Sally had put out one of those round plastic grippers without my even having to ask. I closed my eyes to appreciate the beer going down my throat. I don’t drink beer any other time of the year, but summer in the South is what beer was made for. Very cold beer. “Ooo,” I murmured blissfully. ~ 115 ~
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“I know. If I didn’t watch out, I could drink a whole sixpack while I cooked.”
“Can I set the table or anything?”
“No, I already got everything done, I think. Soon as this gravy is ready—whoa, let me look at the biscuits— yep, they’re nice and brown—we’ll be ready to eat. Did I get the butter out?”
I scanned the table, which at least was a few feet from the stove. Sally must have been burning up over there.
“It’s here,” I reassured her.
“Okay, here we go. Roast, biscuits, baked pota- toes, a salad, and for dessert”—Sally took off a cake cover with a flourish—“red velvet cake!” “Sally, you’re inspired. I haven’t had red velvet cake in ten years.”
“My mama’s recipe.”
“Those are always the best. You’re so smart.” A good southern compliment that could mean almost anything, but this time I meant it quite sincerely. I am not a person who often cooks whole meals for her- self. I know single people are supposed to cook full meals, lay the table, and act like they had company, really—but how many single people actually do it? Like Sally, when I cook a big meal, I want someone else to appreciate it and enjoy it.
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“So, what’s this about you and the man of the cloth?”
Closing in for the kill already. “Sally, you need to wait till I’ve eaten something,” I said. Was the roast worth it?
“What?”
“Oh Sally, it’s really nothing. I’ve had one date with Aubrey Scott, we went to the movies. We had a nice time, and he asked me to come to the church to- day, which I did.”
“Did you now? How was the sermon?”
“Real good. He’s got brains, no doubt about it.” “You like him?”
“Yes, I like him, but that’s it. What about you, Sally, are you dating anyone in particular?” Sally was always so busy asking other people ques- tions, she hardly ever got asked any herself. She looked quite pleased.
“Well, since you ask, I am.”
“Do tell.”
“This is gonna sound funny, but I’m dating Paul Allison.”
“Your husband’s brother?”
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policeman, a detective about ten years older than Arthur—not much liked by Arthur or Lynn, if I re- membered correctly. Paul was a loner, a man never married who did not join in the police force cama- raderie with much gusto. He had thinning brown hair, broad shoulders, sharp blue eyes, and a sugges- tion of a gut. I had seen him at many parties I’d at- tended while I dated Arthur, but I’d never seen him with Sally.
“How long has this been going on?” I asked. “About five months. We were at Arthur and Lynn’s wedding, I tried to catch you then, but you left the church before I could. I didn’t see you at the recep- tion?”
“I had the worst headache, I thought I was starting the flu. I just went on home.”
“Oh, it was just another wedding reception. Jack Burns had too much to drink and wanted to arrest one of the waiters he remembered having brought in before on drug charges.”
I was even more glad I’d missed it now. “How’s Perry?” I asked reluctantly, after a pause. I was sorry to bring poor, sick Perry up, but courtesy demanded it.
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of having cancer or something. But I do want people to ask, and I go see him every week. I don’t want peo- ple to forget he’s alive. Really, Roe, people act like Perry’s dead because he’s mentally ill.” “I’m sorry, Sally.”
“Well, I do appreciate your asking. He’s better, but he’s not ready to get out yet. Maybe in two more months. Paul’s been going with me to see Perry the past three or four times.”
“He must really love you, Sally,” I said from my heart.
“You know,” she said, and her face brightened, “I really think he does! Bring your plate over, I think everything’s ready.”
We served ourselves from the stove, which was fine with me. Back at the table, we buttered our biscuits and said our little prayer, and dug in like we were starving.
“I guess,” I began after I had told Sally how good everything was, “that you want to hear about Jane’s house.”
“Am I as transparent as all that? Well, I did hear something, you know how gossip gets around, and I thought you would rather me ask you and get it straight than let all this talk around town get out of hand.”
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“You know, you’re right. I would rather you get it right and get it out on the gossip circuits. I wonder who’s started the talk?”
“Uh, well. . . .”
“Parnell and Leah Engle,” I guessed suddenly. “Right the first time.”
“Okay, Sally. I am going to give you a gossip ex- clusive. There’s no way this could be a story in the pa- per, but you see everyone in town, and you can give them the straight scoop from the horse’s mouth.” “I am all ears,” Sally said with a perfectly straight face.
So I told her an amended and edited account. Leav- ing out the cash amount, of course.
“Her savings, too?” Sally said enviously. “Oh, you lucky duck. And it’s a lot?”
Glee rolled over me suddenly as it did every now and then when I forgot the skull and remembered the money. I nodded with a canary-full grin. Sally closed her eyes in contemplation of the joy of having a lot of money all of a sudden.
“That’s great,” she said dreamily. “I feel good just knowing someone that’s
happened
to. Like winning the lottery.”
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“Oh, Sally, Jane wasn’t so old as people go nowa- days. She was in her seventies.”
“That is plenty old. I won’t last so long.” “I hope you do,” I said mildly. “I want you to make me some more biscuits sometimes.”
We talked some more about Paul Allison, which seemed to make Sally quite happy. Then I asked her about Macon Turner, her boss.
“I understand he’s seeing my new maybe-neighbor, Carey Osland,” I said casually.
“They are hot and heavy and have been,” Sally said, with a wise nod. “That Carey is really appealing to the opposite sex. She has had quite a dating—and marriage—history.”
I understood Sally exactly. “Really?”
“Oh, yes. First she was married to Bubba Sewell, back when he was nothing, just a little lawyer right out of school. Then that fell through, and she married Mike Osland, and by golly one night he goes out to get diapers and never comes home. Everyone felt so sorry for her when her husband left, and, having been in something of the same position, I did feel for her. But at the same time, I think he might have had some reason to take off.”
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