A Glove Shop In Vienna (31 page)

Grandmother had cut short a committee meeting to greet him and was waiting in the hall, beautiful and composed with her upswept silver hair, and it was she herself who showed him round the house.

Jeremy had never seen a house quite like it. It was so quiet you couldn’t hear your feet at all in the deep, deep carpets, nor any noises from the street. All the windows had two pairs of curtains – a thin white pair and a thick velvety pair tied back with cords – and even then there were shutters so that outside it could have been any kind of weather or any time of day.

And everywhere, on the mantelpieces, on the walls, in alcoves all up the stairs were museum-ish sort of things: Chinese dragons, and carved statues and dark pictures of people stuck with arrows.

Jeremy’s own rooms were at the top of the house, a whole suite of them: bedroom, bathroom and sitting-room all to himself.

‘No one will disturb you up here,’ said Grandmother briskly.

‘No one?’ said Jeremy in his thread of a voice, averting his eyes from a grinning bronze head on the bookcase behind which, he was pretty certain,
THINGS
were already mustering for the night.

‘No one,’ said Grandmother – and sent for the housekeeper to help him unpack.

At his grandmother’s, Jeremy had a lovely time. He knew he was having a lovely time because everyone constantly told him so.

‘It isn’t every boy gets a car like this to ride around in,’ said Clarke, the chauffeur, who often had instructions – when Grandmother had one of her committees – to take Jeremy for a drive. Very interesting drives they were, too – or would have been: to Buckingham Palace or Hampton Court or Richmond Park, except that long before they got there, Clarke would be obliged to draw up in an empty side street and stand with his back turned while Jeremy was violently and humiliatingly sick.

‘I bet there’s not many little princes eat better than you do in this house,’ Mrs Knapp the housekeeper would say, helping Jeremy to get ready for lunch.

And Jeremy, agreeing, sat very straight, his damask napkin sliding relentlessly across his knees, and chewed gratefully on dark slices of grouse in quivering aspic; swallowed, meticulously, his Russian caviare; didn’t even splutter when what looked like a perfectly ordinary doughnut turned out to be filled with liquid fire.

In the hot, softly-lit department store where Grandmother bought him more grey suits and good white shirts and stripy ties, the assistant was almost overcome by Jeremy’s good fortune, as was the waiter in the restaurant with the gold tables and potted palms where she took him when she met her friends afterwards for tea.

And Jeremy really
was
grateful, everyone agreed on that. Even Grandfather, in the few moments he spent in his own house, found nothing to complain of in the docile, quiet little boy. Except at bedtime…

‘Getting that child upstairs to his rooms – you’d think he was going to his execution,’ said Mrs Knapp. But otherwise his good manners, his evident gratitude pleased everybody. Clearly, he was a child who appreciated gracious living.

It was because of this that Grandmother, after a few weeks, felt compelled to give him a word of warning.

‘We are fortunate, Jeremy, in having been able to give you a good time during your stay with us. Now, however, I’m afraid the time has come for you to move on.’

She waited for a sign of regret but Jeremy’s eyes — those huge, dark, incurably underprivileged-looking eyes, remained obediently on her face.

‘As you know, your mother wanted you to divide your time equally between us and your other grandmother.’

Jeremy nodded.

‘I want you…’ She broke off, unable to find suitable words. ‘You will find… things different there. Mrs Drayton is…’ Again, rejecting the unmentionable word ‘poor’, she floundered. ‘You must not be spoilt or difficult to please, Jeremy. You must try to
adapt
yourself.’

And so, for the last time, Jeremy was packed into the big, closed car and Clarke drove him slowly across London to Nana’s house.

Mrs Drayton, waiting at the window, saw the great car inch into the street with a stab of apprehension. It was so huge, so opulent and in the back Jeremy, poker-straight in his grey suit, looked as remote and aloof as some miniature diplomat isolated from the world. How would he get on here? Though she had managed without lunches now for over three weeks, the pile of coins she had saved towards Jeremy’s entertainment seemed laughable.

But when she opened the car door she forgot her fears.

‘Car-sick?’ she said. ‘You poor chap! Your father was just the same.’

And calmly inviting the lordly Clarke in for a cup of tea, she drew Jeremy gently into the house.

‘Nice little place you’ve got here,’ said the chauffeur, and there was no trace of condescension in his voice.

Jeremy, looking round, agreed wholeheartedly. It was just

one room and not all that big, with a single window opening out into the bustling, sunny little street, but this one room was so : cunningly worked out! Red and white checked curtains slid back and behind them there was a little cooker and a sink. In one corner was a dresser with blue and white cups and a geranium; and the sofa they were sitting on turned itself most intriguingly, as Nana showed them, into her bed.

‘Where will I sleep, Nana?’ asked Jeremy when Clarke had gone.

Nana, who had been unpacking his case, straightened herself and looked at him anxiously. ‘Well, love, I’ve made up a bed for you behind the screen there.’

The screen had pictures of parrots and humming-birds on it and Jeremy had already admired it. Now he peered behind and found a camp-bed, a proper khaki one like explorers had, with crisp white sheets turned back.

‘You mean I’m going to sleep in the same room as you?’ he said slowly. ‘You’re going to be in the same room as me all night?’

Nana reddened. This was worse than she had feared. ‘I’ve only the one room, you see,’ she said quietly. ‘But you won’t see me—’ She broke off. ‘Jeremy, what is it?’ She pulled him towards her. ‘There, don’t cry, my pet. Maybe I can go and share with Mrs Post upstairs.’

Jeremy looked at her through his tears. ‘Oh, gosh, Nana, you are silly!’ he said. ‘I want to share a room with you more than anything else in the world.’

There now began for Jeremy one of those periods which makes old gentlemen say that the sun always shone when they were young, the grass was greener and the sky a never-to-be-forgotten blue.

He and Nana lived off the land. Each day they took the cocoa tin from behind the spotted dog on the mantelpiece and counted out their spending money. Lots of money, it seemed to Jeremy: pennies, three-penny bits – far more money than he had ever seen in his other grandmother’s house. Then they did something called budgeting. Jeremy liked budgeting very much because what it really meant was
deciding
things. For example, you’d decide to go to the park and feed the ducks and take a packet of sandwiches — that was clear. But a deck-chair for another ninepence each? Or sitting on the grass and having the money for an ice-cream?

That was an easy one, but others gave Jeremy many deliciously complicated moments of deep thought. A ride on the tube all the way to the Natural History Museum? Or get off two stops away and walk the rest, which meant sevenpence over, and that was a comic under his pillow at bedtime? Nana never
interfered
but sometimes when the agony of choice was almost too much she might nudge him gently towards a solution.

‘I
think
there are those pavements with cracks on them on the way to the Museum,’ she would say, and Jeremy would perceive immediately that this meant playing ‘the first to step on a crack is a nitwit’, and decide in favour of walking and a comic at bedtime.

To Jeremy it seemed as if Nana knew – and owned – the whole of London; perhaps the world. There was St James’s Park where they sat for hours, laughing at the Canadian geese and the little ducklings making ripple arrows on the butter-smooth waters of the lake. Once Nana said there would be a surprise when they came round the corner – and there was a whole band of soldiers in scarlet and gold playing wonderful thumping music. A band they didn’t even have to budget for, because it was free!

Then there were the pigeons in Trafalgar Square – they were free too – more pigeons than Jeremy had ever seen. If you stood still and held out the scraps that Mr Oblinsky had saved for Nana, you could
cover
yourself in pigeons. You could even have pigeons sitting on your
head
!

Sometimes they would find a bench in a nice crowded place like Leicester Square and play people-spotting, and the good thing about Nana was that she never cheated to let you win. If she saw more men with curly black beards in the set time, or more women with grey hair and poodles, well then she said so and ate the bull’s-eye peppermint they kept for a prize without fuss.

And when they got back at the end of such a busy day there was still lots more to do. Jeremy would unfold the card-table, set it under the window and lay it while Nana cooked. The food at Nana’s was
fantastic
! Whole plates of potato cakes or cinnamon toast or an apple peeled and quartered, with little triangular bits of cooking cheese stuck in each bit so as to make

a boat with sails.

And the odd thing was that while staying at his other grandmother’s
he’d
been the lucky one, here it was agreed by Mr Oblinsky, and Mrs Post who lived upstairs and by the people in the shops that it was Nana who was the lucky one. Terribly lucky, having Jeremy to stay!

Now, when Jeremy returned to school, he had three weekly letters to write. The one to his mother was shy and stilted because she had become as distant and longed-for as a mirage. The one to Grandmother, Mrs Tate-Oxenham, was the ‘proper’ letter, the one with the cricket match and his form position and the achievement of Rutledge minor in the 100-yards. But the weekly letter to Nana sprawled and spread and was one long question. Had she been to see the pigeons lately? Was the geranium growing? How was Mr Oblinsky’s cough?

During the autumn term the school gave a long weekend off at the end of October. Once again Jeremy divided his time between his grandmothers and once again it was to ‘Grandmother’, to Mrs Tate-Oxenham, that he went first.

At Grandmother’s, Jeremy began being lucky straight away because she took him to something called a ‘Private View’, which was a lot of people standing very close together, drinking and smoking, in a room with pictures on the walls. The next day she had a bridge party and Jeremy was allowed to walk carefully about the room offering trays of canapes to the ladies as they played.

The day after that he went to Nana’s.

At Nana’s the folding table was set out with newspaper spread over it, and on it sat two big turnips and the kitchen knife.

‘It’s Hallowe’en,’ explained Nana when she had hugged him. ‘We’re going to make the most horrible turnip lanterns in the whole street!’

And they did. They were so horrible that when they’d propped them on the window-sill with candles in them, Mr Oblinsky, returning from work, almost fainted; and all the children passing by said ‘Cor!’ and stopped to look.

The next day they got up very early, walked to the Common and found the last of the year’s conkers buried under a pile of leaves. When he got back to school, Jeremy didn’t string up the conkers to fight with but kept them in his pockets and weeks later when he took them out he didn’t see them as hard and dry and shrivelled, but as shining and fresh as they had been on that October morning.

For the Christmas holidays, Jeremy was to fly out to Africa.

As the time drew near he became almost demented with excitement. Three weeks, two weeks, one week — and then he would see her. His
mother
…

The suitcases were packed; the grey-suited, ecstatic little boys were hurling themselves into their parents’ cars – when the telegram came.

A garbled telegram but one thing was clear. There had been some political trouble in the copper mines. Rioting had broken out in the villages and Jeremy was not to go.

He sat hunched on his suitcase, his legs dangling over the bright airline labels, and listened politely while this was explained to him, and even the arrow-swift boys running through the hall to their Christmas freedom stopped when they saw his face.

‘Where shall I go then?’ he said at last in his mouse of a voice. ‘Where shall I spend Christmas?’

Matron peered again at the telegram, which had undergone some strange sea-changes in its journey from the dry and dusty plains of Central Africa. ‘Wait a minute,’ she said, ‘I’ll go and talk to Mr Danworth.’

When she came back from the headmaster’s study she was brisk and decisive. ‘It’s all settled, Jeremy, and there’s nothing to worry about. You’re to go to your grandmother’s. To Mrs Tate-Oxenham’s. There’s lots to see in London at Christmas; she’ll give you a lovely time. We’ve sent a telegram and Mr Danworth is sending you up in his own car with Ted to drive you,’ continued Matron —and all but bundled him out, because there was something in his eyes she preferred at that festive season not to see.

The Head’s car was not as bad as Grandmother’s and Ted -who acted as boilerman, groundsman and general factotum at the school - was a more approachable character than Clarke. All the same, to Jeremy, sitting wraith-like and silent beside Ted, the inevitable happened soon enough.

‘Please could you stop the car?’ he asked.

Outside it was freezing cold with a gusty, boisterous wind straight off the snow-spattered hills. First it shook Jeremy, his teeth chattering with cold and nausea and despair. Then it blew through the car and scattered the papers on the dashboard…

‘Darn it! I’ve lost the address,’ said Ted when they had driven on again. ‘Your grandma’s address. Must have blown away when we stopped back there. You remember it?’

‘I’ve got two grandmothers,’ said Jeremy, his voice almost inaudible.

‘Well, the one we’re going to, silly.’ Searching his mind for what he had overheard in the school office, Ted elaborated. ‘The rich one. The one who’s going to give you a lovely time.’