A Kiss Gone Bad
Authors: Jeff Abbott
Jeff Abbott
is the internationally bestselling author of thirteen novels, including
Adrenaline, Panic, Fear and Run.
He is a three-time nominee for the Edgar Award. He lives in Austin with his family.
Published by Hachette Digital
ISBN: 978-0-748-12973-7
All characters and events in this publication, other than those clearly in the public domain, are fictitious and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Copyright © Jeff Abbott 2004
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In memory of Patti Stanfield
Who so loved the waters and a good laugh
Perhaps villages fill their own quotas
in mysterious ways,
so many mayors, so many idiots,
so many murderers, so many whores.
John D. MacDonald,
A Deadly Shade of Gold
When the Blade (as he secretly called himself) felt blue, he liked to relax behind the old splintery cabin, where his three
Darlings were buried, and feel the power of their vanished lives pulse through him. It was quiet in the shade of the laurel
oaks, and on lonely evenings the Blade pretended that his Darlings lived with him, with their cries and pleadings and wet,
fearful eyes. His kingdom was small, twenty feet by twenty feet, and he ruled over only three subjects. But he ruled over
them completely, life and body and soul.
Today, with his portable tape recorder playing a worn Beach boys cassette and the clear harmony of ‘God Only Knows’ drifting
up into the oaks, he sat down between two of the unmarked graves: one of the mouthy carrot-topped girl from Louisiana who
had fought so hard, the other the young woman from Brownsville who had cried the whole time and hardly deserved to be a Darling
at all. He had selected a new Darling, a prime choice. But fear made his spit taste like smoke, because he had never wooed
near Port Leo, much less wooed anyone … famous.
He had followed her for a daring ten minutes yesterday, sweat tickling his ribs, idling near her in the grocery store while
she shopped with the big-shouldered boyfriend who had brought her to Port Leo. The Blade didn’t like the boyfriend named Pete,
not one bit, although he liked to think about all the mischief that Pete had been up to, starring in those nasty movies. The
Blade had eavesdropped in the grocery, pretending to inspect the jug wines while the couple selected beer. She fancied
Mexican beer, one that folks drank with a lime slice crammed down the neck of the bottle, and he wished he knew its taste;
but Mama didn’t let him drink. The Blade hoped they would talk about sex, being their vocation, but Pete and his Darling talked
about grilling shrimp, the rainy autumn, how irritating his Godzilla-bitch ex-wife was.
His Darling’s voice sounded edgy, and impatient.
I’m tired of us sneaking around this town and you pissing off these dumbasses. Let’s go to Houston to write your movie, I’m
in big favor of Plan B.
The hint that his Darling was making a movie, here in Port Leo, tightened his throat with desire. The boyfriend muttered
no. Then she’d said,
Jesus, let this crap with your brother go.
The sweet agony of being close to her flamed into fear. He’d grabbed a gallon of cheap cabernet in terror and bolted for the
checkout lines, crowded with new winter Texans. He’d fled to the cereal aisle and shoved the jug behind the Cheerios and waited
until his Darling and her boyfriend left the store before venturing out.
They hadn’t seen him, known him.
Pete was writing a movie? He didn’t think that the films those two did involved screenwriting. Didn’t they just point the
camera, clamber on the bed, and do their artful moaning and thrusting with all the sincerity of professional wrestlers?
Last week he had driven into Corpus Christi when he learned that his soon-to-be Darling did movies, of an extremely dubious
sort. He frequented adult bookstores, driving the two hours to San Antonio or the thirty-odd miles to Corpus Christi, avoiding
the few establishments that were too close to Port Leo along the ribbon of Highway 35, never going to any single store too
often, paying with bills worn thin from lying under Mama’s mattress. He never asked the clerks for recommendations – he
didn’t want to be remembered – and tried to fit in with the faceless men who wandered the too-brightly lit aisles of the
porn stores. He was unremarkable: just another lonely guy with eyes only for the bosomy models on the video covers.
His research uncovered that she had acted in only a few movies; she had directed far more. He almost felt proud of her. On
his last jaunt, off the sale table, he bought a video she had headlined five years ago, her last acting job. She went by the
name Velvet Mojo, an appellation the Blade found tasteless. The tape was called
Going Postal.
He suspected the post office would receive a satirical treatment. Perhaps even a deliciously violent treatment. But the movie
disappointed. No violence. And while his Darling was versed in erotic tricks involving stamps that made his tongue go dry,
her friend Pete performed with her, which seemed … wrong. The Blade watched them couple again and again until the world’s
edges grew soft and his mind napped. He heard Mama cursing. When he awoke, he felt bleary and offended. She deserved rest
with the pleasure of his company.
He could save her from this sordidness. He would.
That little shady spot under the old bent oaks, it would be perfect for her. But winning her would be tricky. Wooing other
Darlings and avoiding suspicion had been easy. Louisiana and Brownsville and Laredo were far away. She was within a mile or
so. And he would have to wait. He could not truly enjoy her now, but he could in a few days. His hunger sharpened, and he
imagined her lips, speckled with her own blood, tasted of copper and strawberries.
The Blade stood with resolve. He would make her his. But first he would have to make sure that no one cared if she was gone.
The phone jarred The Honorable Whit Mosley awake at ten-thirty at night, out of a dream that melded campaign signs, incomprehensible
legal mumbo jumbo, and his stepmother in a sheer nightgown. He cussed quietly and grabbed the receiver.
‘This is Judge Mosley,’ Whit croaked.
‘This is Patrolman Bill Fox, Judge. Sorry to wake you, Y’Honor, but we got a dead body we need you to certify.’
Whit sat up in bed. ‘Where?’
‘At Golden Gulf Marina.’
Whit blinked and stretched. Golden Gulf was the rich-boy marina in Port Leo – no boats under fifty feet need apply. ‘You got
ID?’
‘According to a driver’s license his name is Peter James Hubble.’
Coldness settled in his stomach.
Oh, mother of God.
Fox took his silence as an invitation for details. ‘A girl showed up at ten, found the fellow dead, shot in the mouth.’
Well, this would make a splashy headline. All over the state of Texas.
‘Okay, I’ll be there in a few minutes.’ Whit got up out of bed, a book tumbling to the floor. He’d fallen asleep trying to
charge his way through the
Texas Civil Practice
text, the world’s surest cure for insomnia.
‘I’m wondering if this guy might be related to Senator Hubble,’ Officer Fox mused.
No
shit, Sherlock,
Whit wanted to say, but Fox was a smiling, amiable man and he said nothing. Fox was also a voter, and Whit needed every vote
he could muster.
‘Pete’s her son. He’s been away for several years.’ Whit managed to keep his voice neutral. ‘If we’re sure it’s him, someone’s
got to call the senator.’
‘Yes, sir. I’ll talk to the chief about it.’
‘Okay, thanks, Bill, I’ll be there in a few.’ He hung up.
Call the senator, hell. How about calling the dead guy’s ex-wife?
He picked the phone back up, started dialing Faith Hubble’s number, and stopped. No point in freaking her out until he was
sure it was Pete.
Please, God, don’t let Faith have had anything to do with this.
Whit pulled on the wrinkled khaki shorts, a clean T-shirt, and the parrot-covered beach shirt he’d worn earlier in the day.
He locked up the guest house behind him, hurried barefoot across the cement decking around the pool, and by the back door
to the main house found a worn pair of Top-Siders in a pile of pool accessories. Through the windows Whit saw his father assembling
a sandwich in the kitchen, no doubt needing nourishment for another bout of nuptial bliss. His father noticed him rooting
for the shoes and opened the back door.
‘Who called?’ Babe Mosley asked. He wore a silk robe Hefner would have approved of.
‘Dead body, Daddy,’ Whit answered.
‘Ah,’ Babe said, watching Whit. ‘You’re not wearing that, are you?’
‘Why?’ Whit stuck his feet into the old boat shoes. A hole at the front of one showed a sliver of his toenail.
‘Well, son, God Almighty, there might be some voters there. A crowd. You ought to look more judicial. Maybe a suit.’
‘Daddy, I don’t have time to change.’ Whit kept his voice in check. Thirty-two and still his father lectured him. ‘The corpse
sure isn’t gonna care what I’m wearing.’ He pushed past his father and pulled a beaten navy
baseball cap that commemorated a Port Leo fishing tournament (‘Pray for Marlins’) off a hat tree on the kitchen wall.
‘See, this hat’s all civic. I’m set,’ Whit said.
‘Whit?’ Irina called to him from his father’s bedroom. He crossed the kitchen and glanced down the hall. She stood in the
doorway, God help him, sporting a flouncy little peignoir that a hearty sneeze would send drifting. Living at home was a bad
idea, and as soon as the election was over he was
so
out of here.
‘Who rang, Whit?’ Voice like warm caramel drizzled on skin.
‘I got to go certify a dead body,’ he answered, not looking at her.
‘Tell him to put on a suit,’ Babe hollered from the kitchen.
‘A dead person? Who is it?’
Eet,
she said. Her Russian accent grew more feathery in sleepwear. For God’s sakes, she came from a cold climate. Didn’t she believe
in flannel?
‘I don’t know,’ he white-lied. If the son of the most powerful woman in the Texas Senate lay dead on a boat, Whit wasn’t going
to breathe one word before any official announcement.
His stepmother – twenty-five – gave him a smile that nipped the edges of his heart. ‘Shall I make you some coffee to take
with you? A sandwich?’
Yeah, if he was going to work a corpse with a bullet blasting open its head, he wanted a snack. But he smiled, grateful for
the kindness.
‘No, thanks. Be back in a bit.’ Whit jingled his keys in his pocket.
‘Be careful,’ Irina called as he stepped out onto the grand front porch. Good advice. The previous three nights he’d dreamed
of Irina in the most unmotherly
ways. Be careful, right. He might mumble
Irina
in his sleep, and Faith Hubble would justifiably castrate him with her bare nails.
The night sky glowed with far-off lightning. A freshly brewed storm hovered over the western Gulf of Mexico, scudding dark
clouds over Port Leo. The October air blew heavy with the promise of rain.
Whit eased his Ford Explorer down the crushed-oyster-shell driveway. He sped down Evangeline Street, past the old Victorian
homes, till he reached Main Street, then headed north, threading through downtown, toward the marina.
The Port Leo storefronts catering to the winter Texans and tourists stood dark. He sped past Port Leo Park and its attendant
curves of grass and beach; past the dour, guano-grimed statue of St Leo the Great, the town’s namesake because of his reputed
ability to calm storms; past a line of trendy galleries selling the wares of the town’s many artists. The large shrimpers’
fleet docked at the downtown marina bobbed at rest. A couple of nightclubs, with cheesy names like Pirate’s Cove and Fresh
Chances (for what, Whit wondered – to catch syphilis?), remained open, strobe lights flashing against the windows, but few
cars were parked in the lot.
A red Porsche 911, blaring K.C. and The Sunshine Band’s ‘Boogie Man,’ bulleted past him. In his rearview mirror, Whit saw
the wink of the roadster’s solitary taillight as it braked to swerve onto a side street.
See you in traffic court soon, and I may double your fine for your music,
Whit thought.
Main Street merged into Old Bay Road, which snaked alongside St Leo Bay. A modest strip of grayish white beach, the color
of dirty sugar, lay along the bay’s rim, then there was the road, and then a line of rental cottages and retiree homes. Across
the expanse of St Leo Bay the
jeweled lights of several pleasure boats cruised past. Whit lowered his window and breathed in the coastal perfume of dead
fish, weathered wooden docks, and salt wind caught in high grass. A clump of signs along the road read
ELECT BUDDY BEERE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
Campaigning sucked. Whit hated it. Election Day loomed just over two weeks away and Buddy, his esteemed opponent, had littered
Port Leo with enough flyers and signs to endanger a forest. Whit had slapped several magnetic signs on his Explorer (Whit
rechristened his car ‘the Vote Mobile’) and erected twenty small post signs at major intersections around the county. He had
not made time to phone, knock on doors, and shake hands for votes, hating the idea of begging strangers to put him in a job.
If Buddy Beere – who Whit considered to have an IQ lower than a swarm of gnats, even a big swarm – defeated him, Whit’s local
career options included scooping ice cream, working a fishing boat, or frothing lattes at Irina’s.
He drove past a huge sign asking him to
REFLECT LUCINDA HUBBLE TEXAS SENATE.
The pictured Lucinda waved with her trademark big red hair and her bright blue eyeglasses, simultaneously evoking a kindly
aunt and a confident leader.
If this dead guy was Pete Hubble,
mess
wouldn’t begin to describe it.
Whit wheeled into the crushed-oyster-shell parking lot of Golden Gulf Marina. The main building was a faded sea-green with
white trim, now ablaze in the spinning red-and-blues of the police cars. This death had drawn an array of authorities: Port
Leo police, Encina County sheriff’s deputies, Texas Department of Parks and Wildlife cruisers, and the highway patrol. It
looked like a law-and-order convention. The Hubble name must’ve gotten
mentioned over the police bands and all came running for a quick peek.
Whit cursed under his breath.
A small crowd of marina residents had been ousted from their boats and milled in the lot, dressed in robes and shorts, watching
the proceedings in the glow of the mercury lights.
Whit parked and grabbed a notebook full of JP forms, a pair of latex gloves, and a flashlight from the death-scene kit he
kept in his car. Fox, the patrolman who had summoned him, stood watch by a swath of yellow police tape and nodded.
‘Hey there, Judge Mosley.’ Fox blinked at the tropical shirt and disheveled shorts. ‘Come from a party?’
‘No.’ Whit grimaced. ‘Down there?’ At the farthest tip of the docks, an officer climbed off a hefty cruiser.
‘Yes, sir. Damn nice boat.’
Whit ducked under the yellow police tape.
Maybe I should have worn the suit.