Roche put a hand on his arm. ‘There’s one other thing. There was a bit of a scuffle when I brought him in. He’s got a few cuts and bruises.’
Nothing he doesn’t deserve
, the inspector thought.
‘I know, I know.’ Roche held up a hand. ‘It shouldn’t have happened. But when we found his porn stash I just wanted to kill the old bastard.’
A not altogether unreasonable point of view.
Carlyle nodded.
‘When I told him he was coming down the station, he started mouthing off about a conspiracy against the Church. Then he told me I was going to hell and that’s when—’
‘You bounced his head off the wall a few times?’
‘He had it coming.’
‘This isn’t the 1970s,’ Carlyle laughed. ‘We’re not
The Sweeney
.’
Roche gave him a blank look.
‘Sweeney Todd. Cockney rhyming slang – Flying Squad; it was a TV show, Regan and Carter.’ He smiled as he recalled his underage self sneaking into the ABC Cinema on Fulham Broadway to see the X-certificate movie version of the show. In those days, no one bothered to kick you out at the end, so he’d stayed in to watch it three times in a row. Duality. ‘ “
You’re nicked
”, that was their catchphrase.’
Roche couldn’t have looked any less interested. ‘Didn’t they do a remake of that?’
‘It was shit,’ Carlyle told her, with all the authority of Pauline Kael on crack. ‘Ray Winstone and some ten-year-old dickhead rapper. Utter shit.’
‘Mm.’
‘Not a patch on the original.’
‘Aha.’ Roche’s interest edged another notch downwards.
I’m just a sad old bastard
, Carlyle observed.
Move on
. ‘When you were bashing the guy up, were there any witnesses? Any chance of any of the action being caught on a security camera?’
She shook her head. ‘No. Nothing to worry about in that regard. I went into the flat alone.’
‘Good.’
Roche gave him a meaningful look. ‘But if it were to come back to us, I don’t want to get into trouble over this.’
Meaning:
I don’t want to get in trouble dealing with something that is your bloody crusade.
‘Fair enough. Are your union dues paid up?’
An expression of concern crept across her face. ‘Yes. Why?’
‘Always better to have the Federation on your side,’ Carlyle advised, ‘just in case. Frankly, there’s nothing they can’t get you out of, short of shooting the Commissioner. And you wouldn’t do that, would you?’ Roche just laughed.
Taking a final swig of his Diet Coke, the inspector thought about the situation for a moment. Then, opening the bottom drawer of his desk, he pulled out one of the tools of the trade, an extendable steel baton. It was barely a quarter of an inch in diameter and weighed only a few grams. But you could use it to break a bloke’s arm with just a flick of the wrist.
‘Where is he?’ he asked.
‘B3.’
‘When we get down to the basement,’ Carlyle smiled, ‘just follow my lead.’
‘Okay,’ said Roche, without any conviction.
Sticking the baton under his jacket, he kicked the drawer closed with the toe of his shoe. ‘Let’s go.’
Under his shock of unruly snow-white hair, Father Francis McGowan looked like a man who had spent a night in a cell. He also looked like a man who had walked, face first, into a door – which, of course, he had. Carlyle noted the bruising on his left cheek and a cut under his right eye. The injuries were hardly serious, but there was no way that they would go unnoticed. At least Roche had given him a plaster and a cup of coffee.
‘She hit me!’ Shifting in his seat, McGowan pointed a bony finger at Roche, who was hovering half a yard behind the inspector.
Carlyle said nothing.
‘Where’s my lawyer?’ the priest asked in a quavering voice.
‘We’re still trying to contact her.’ Roche’s voice sounded flat and bored.
Carlyle took out his baton and slowly extended it to its full twenty-six inches, trying not to grin as McGowan’s eyes grew wide and he glanced at the security camera high on the wall behind Carlyle’s head.
‘I want my lawyer, now!’
His own eyes gleaming with mischief, Carlyle gently tapped the baton against the side of his leg. ‘Tell me, Father, are you happy?’
‘Huh?’ The priest seemed genuinely confused by the question.
‘Are you happy?’
McGowan looked at him suspiciously. ‘You mean right now?’
‘In general.’
The old man gazed around, as if searching for divine inspiration. Finding none, he stammered: ‘I d-don’t understand.’
‘I’m not happy,’ said Carlyle quietly.
‘Me neither,’ said Roche, quickly getting into the spirit of things.
The priest frowned. ‘Are you asking for confession?’
‘I’m angry,’ said Carlyle, ignoring the question. ‘In fact, I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more!’ Laughing, he did a little shuffle, a skip and a hop, raising the baton above his head, in a vague approximation of a member of the Riot Squad. Despite having been out of service for three weeks, the WTC9SHR miniature bullet camera exploded with a satisfying bang, sending pieces of glass and plastic flying across the room, towards the elderly man cowering in his chair behind the desk.
Maybe now
, the inspector thought,
someone will look into getting it fixed.
Leaning against the far wall, Roche looked at him open-mouthed, as if genuinely surprised at the quality of his acting skills.
‘It’s a line from a film,’ Carlyle shrugged, pulling a piece of glass from his hair. ‘More or less.’
She glared at him and he recoiled slightly from the anger in her green eyes.
‘
Network
,’ he tried to explain. ‘Peter Finch. Great movie.’
Still nothing, other than a slight shake of the head which sent a strand of red hair falling across her face. She pushed it away.
‘Before your time, I suppose.’
Just like
The Sweeney. With a dismal grin, Carlyle threw the baton, backhanded, across the room. Bouncing off the table, it hit the wall about three inches from Father Francis McGowan’s head.
The priest looked at Roche, eyes pleading. ‘My lawyer,’ he croaked. ‘I want my lawyer.’
‘You’ll get your lawyer when I’m fucking ready,’ Carlyle snarled. Grabbing the baton from the floor, he took one end in each hand and leaped at McGowan. Ramming the steel under the priest’s chin, he forced him back in his chair until he was pinned against the wall.
A gurgling noise tried to fight its way out of McGowan’s throat.
It’s okay
, Carlyle thought,
we’re only pretending. Make it seem real but don’t overdo it.
Method acting. Like Paul Newman.
As he pushed harder, McGowan’s face turned puce.
Al Pacino.
‘John!’ Roche grabbed him by the shoulder and tried to pull him away. ‘For fuck’s sake! You’re going to kill him!’
Shrugging her off, Carlyle pushed even harder. ‘Where’s the boy?’
Robert DeNiro.
McGowan’s lips moved but nothing came out. His eyes rolled back in his head as he started drifting out of consciousness.
‘Where,’ Carlyle screamed, ‘is the fucking boy?’
‘JOHN!!’ Roche stuck an arm round his neck and finally managed to drag him backwards.
CUT! That’s a wrap, everybody. Great scene.
Slumping forwards, McGowan vomited across the table.
Carlyle let Roche push him to the far side of the room. He was buzzing, as high as if he were 18 and he’d just done a line of his mate Dom Silver’s Grade A, top-notch amphetamine sulphate.
Fucking BUZZING.
His brain overloaded, thinking about the victims, thinking about fantasies of revenge, thinking about this sad excuse for a man sitting in front of him. Letting the sour smell of sick fill his nostrils, Carlyle waited until McGowan had lifted his head and was breathing more normally. ‘If you don’t tell me exactly where the boy is,’ he said, his voice calm now, ‘I will kill you.’
Travis Bickle eat your heart out.
Wiping a tear from his eye, McGowan allowed himself the merest hint of a smile.
‘Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem,’
he said quietly.
‘Creatorem coeli et terrae. Et in Iesum Christum, Filium eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus, et sepultus, descendit ad inferos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis, ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis, inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos. Credo in Spiritum Sanctum, sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum, carnis resurrectionem, vitam aeternam. Amen.’
Folding his arms, Carlyle waited for the priest to finish. ‘Give me what I want or I will kill you,’ he said finally. ‘A-fucking-men to that.’
Max fucking Cady.
‘I believe in God,’ McGowan stated, his voice refusing to waver, ‘the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and earth; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord; Who was conceived of the Holy Ghost, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into Hell; the third day He arose again from the dead; He ascended into Heaven and sits at the right hand of God, the Father Almighty: from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost, the holy Catholic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and life everlasting. Amen.’
TWO
Checking that the store manager had turned his back, Paula Coulter raised her hands above her head and let out a massive yawn. Her legs ached and Paula was dying to sit down and have a cup of tea. It had been a shit day, nothing but tourists and window shoppers; pitiful sales that left them way down on their weekly target. After almost three years working at St James’s Diamonds on New Bond Street, Paula could spot a timewaster as soon as they walked through the door. It never ceased to amaze and annoy her that people who didn’t look like they had enough for a McDonald’s would saunter in and expect you to treat them as if they were the Prince of bloody Wales or something. Almost as bad were the people who had the money but who just seemed to want to dangle it in front of you and never spend anything. Sighing, she glanced up at the clock above the till which read 4.57 p.m. Half an hour to go. Maybe tomorrow would be better.
The buzzer rang. Mohammed, St James’s security guy, glanced at the CCTV monitor and stepped out from behind the counter. Unlocking the door, he pulled it open and stepped aside to let the customers enter.
‘Good afternoon, gentlemen.’
‘Good afternoon,’ the two men smiled in unison, as Mohammed closed the door behind them.
‘Nice,’ Paula murmured under her breath, putting on a big smile and trying to make some eye-contact with the two guys approaching the counter.
They made a handsome pair, one black, one white, with tanned skin, both tall, with the black guy maybe a shade over six foot and the white guy a shade under. Both were dressed in expensive-looking grey suits and white shirts. The black guy had a green tie, while his friend wore his shirt open at the neck. Both were wearing oversized Ray-Bans, making them harder to age, but Paula put them at late twenties. Hopefully, City boys looking to blow their bonuses on something flash. Crash or no crash, those guys always had money to burn. She remembered reading something in that morning’s
Metro
about bankers getting record bonuses this year. Paula couldn’t work out why that was, given that bankers were supposed to be the people responsible for pushing everyone into recession, but she supposed it was one of those things. Bigger bonuses every year were just a fact of life. If that was the case, the least these two could do was spend some of their money in her store.
She watched as both of them checked her out and wondered if they might be interested in her phone number. She might even be able to wangle a double date with her mate Debbie. Debbie was a bit on the lardy side, but she scrubbed up well.
Business first though
, she told herself firmly, pulling back her shoulders and sticking out her chest,
so stop daydreaming
. Maybe today wouldn’t be a total washout, after all.
The store manager, Martin Luckman, was obviously having similar thoughts as he appeared at her shoulder.
He’s practically licking his lips
, Paula thought disgustedly.
‘How can we help you gentlemen today?’ Bouncing on the balls of his feet, Luckman almost did a little bow.
The black guy looked directly at Paula. ‘We’re interested in a selection of things,’ he said pleasantly.
Uh oh
. Paula’s heart sank.
Timewasters
. If you were a serious buyer, you didn’t walk into a place like St James’s without a decent idea of what you wanted to buy.
Luckman gestured around the store, the sweep of his arm taking in tens of millions of pounds’ worth of rings, watches, earrings, necklaces and other jewellery. ‘Do you have anything particular in mind?’ he asked, the tiniest change in the tone of his voice indicating to Paula that he had marked their cards as she had.
Trying not to let the smile fall from her face, Paula let her gaze drift from the customers to Mohammed at the door. The security guard was intently checking his watch; clearly he was as keen to get home as she was. Out of the corner of her eye, she caught a rapid movement and the glint of metal, followed by a gasp from Luckman.
‘Huh?’ Paula looked back at the two men to see the white guy pointing a pistol at her. The black guy also had a gun, with which he was gesturing to Mohammed to get away from the door.
‘Hands where I can see ’em!’ the white guy shouted. ‘Stay well away from the panic button.’ Luckman did as he was told in the blink of an eye. Paula felt stupid putting her hands in the air, but duly followed suit. ‘Good,’ the white guy smiled. ‘Now we don’t want to stay too long, so let’s start with the expensive stuff, shall we?’
THREE