The Walls said that they were going to the West of Ireland in a week’s time. They described the place and listed all its good points. They said that Mrs Starr, the proprietor, sounded delightful.
To their surprise, the boys seemed genuinely interested.
‘Good on you for doing something different.’ Andy was admiring.
‘And it’s something you chose yourselves, not just something you won,’ Rory approved.
The Walls did not enlighten them. It wasn’t exactly lying, but they just didn’t say it – that it had indeed been a competition. Partly because they still felt so raw about the loss of the Paris trip, but mainly because they were flattered by the way their sons unexpectedly seemed so pleased with their decision to go to this godforsaken place.
They wanted to bask for a bit in that enthusiasm rather than diminish it by giving the real reason why they were heading West.
Andy said that his supermodel girlfriend had always wanted to go to the wilds for a healthy walking holiday, so they were to mark his card. Rory said that Pilar had seen the old movie
The Quiet Man
half a dozen times, and was dying to see that part of the world. Possibly this hotel might be the place to go.
For the first time for a long while The Walls felt on the same wavelength as their children. It was very satisfying.
A week later, as they crossed Ireland on the train, the depressed feeling returned. The rain was unremitting. They looked without pleasure at the wet fields and the grey mountains. At this very moment some other people were arriving at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris. They would meet the chauffeur who should have been meeting The Walls. They would have rugs in the car in case it was cold; he would take them to the superb five-star Hotel Martinique where the welcome champagne would be on ice in the suite. It wasn’t just a bedroom, it was an actual
suite
. Tonight those people would eat at the hotel, choosing from a menu that The Walls had already seen on the internet, while they were going to some kind of glorified bed and breakfast. The place would be full of draughts and they would possibly have to keep their coats on indoors. They would eat, every night for a whole week, in Mrs Starr’s kitchen.
A kitchen!
They should have been dining under chandeliers in Paris.
The fields seemed to get smaller and wetter as they went West. They didn’t need to say all this to each other. The Walls shared everything already; they each knew what the other was thinking. This was going to be one long, disappointing week.
At the railway station they recognised Chicky Starr at once from her picture on the Stone House brochure. She welcomed them warmly and carried their bags to her van, talking easily about the area and its attractions. Chicky explained that while she was in the town, she had a few more things to collect, and The Walls saw their expensive matching suitcases being loaded on to the roof. They looked quite out of place compared to the more basic bags and knapsacks belonging to Chicky Starr.
She seemed to know everyone. She asked the bus driver whether there had been a big crowd at the market, and greeted schoolchildren in uniform with questions about the match they had played that day. She offered a lift to an elderly man but he said that his daughter-in-law would be picking him up, so he’d be fine sitting here watching the world go by until she arrived.
The Walls looked on with interest. It must be extraordinary to know every single person in the place. Sociable certainly, but claustrophobic. There had been no mention of a Mr Starr. Ann Wall decided to nail this one down immediately.
‘And does your husband help you in all this enterprise?’ she asked brightly.
‘Sadly he died some years ago. But he would have been very pleased to see Stone House up and running,’ Chicky spoke simply.
The Walls felt chastened. They had been intrusive.
‘It’s a lovely part of the world you live in,’ Charlie said insincerely.
‘It’s very special,’ Chicky Starr agreed. ‘I spent a long time in New York City, and I used to come home for a visit every year. It sort of charged my batteries for the rest of the year. I felt it might do the same for other people.’
The Walls doubted it, but made enthusiastic murmurs of agreement.
They were pleasantly surprised by Stone House when they arrived there. It was warm, for one thing, and very comfortable. Their bedroom had great style and a big bow window looking out to sea. On the little table by the window were two crystal glasses, an ice bucket and a half-bottle of champagne.
‘Just our way of congratulating you on twenty-five years of happy marriage. You were very lucky to have it and even luckier to realise it,’ Chicky said.
The Walls were, for once, wordless.
‘Well we
have
had a very happy marriage,’ Ann Wall said, ‘but how did you know?’
‘I read your entry in the competition. It was very touching, about how you got pleasure out of ordinary things but you wanted a little magic sprinkled on it. I
do
hope that we can provide some of that magic for you here.’
Of course, she had read their essay.
They had forgotten that she was one of the judges. But even though she had been touched and moved, she hadn’t voted for them to have the holiday of their dreams.
‘So you read all the entries?’ Charlie asked.
‘They gave us a shortlist. We read the final thirty,’ Chicky admitted.
‘And the people who won . . .?
‘Well, there were five winners altogether,’ Chicky said.
‘Yes, but the people who won the first prize. What kind of an essay did they write?’ Ann Wall had to know. What kind of words had beaten them to the winning post?
Chicky paused as if wondering whether or not to explain.
‘It’s odd, really. They wrote a totally different kind of thing. It wasn’t at all like your story. It was more a song, like a version of “I Love Paris In The Springtime” but with different words.’
‘A song? It didn’t
say
a song. It said an essay.’ The Walls were outraged.
‘Well, you know, people interpret these things in different ways.’
‘But words to someone else’s song – isn’t that a breach of copyright?’ Their horror was total.
Chicky shrugged.
‘It was clever, catchy. Everyone liked it.’
‘The original song may have been catchy and clever but they just wrote a parody of it and they got to go to Paris.’ The hurt and bitterness were written all over them.
Chicky looked from one to the other.
‘Well, you’re here now, so let’s hope you enjoy it,’ she said hopelessly.
They struggled to get back to their normal selves, but it was too huge an effort.
Chicky thought it wiser to leave them on their own. It was so obvious that for The Walls, this holiday was a very poor second best.
‘If it’s any consolation to you, everyone, all the judges, thought that even if the Flemmings got the first prize,
your
story was totally heart-warming. We were all envious of your relationship,’ she tried.
It was useless. Not only had they been disappointed but The Walls knew now that they had been cheated too. It would rankle for ever.
They made an effort to recover. A big effort, but it wasn’t easy. They tried to talk to their fellow guests and appear interested in what they had to say. They were an unlikely group: an earnest boy from Sweden, a librarian called Freda, an English couple who were both doctors, a disapproving woman with a pursed mouth called Nell, an American who had missed a plane and had come here on the spur of the moment and a pair of unlikely friends called Winnie and Lillian. What were they all doing here?
The food was excellent, served by Orla, the attractive niece of the proprietor. Really, there was nothing to object to. Nothing, that is, apart from the fact that the Flemmings, whoever they were, had stolen their holiday in Paris.
The Walls didn’t sleep well that night. They were wakeful at three in the morning and made tea in their room. They sat and listened to the wind and rain outside and the sound of the waves receding and crashing again on the shore. It sounded sad and plaintive, as if in sympathy with them.
Next morning, the other guests all seemed ready and enthusiastic about their planned trips. The Walls chose a direction at random and found themselves on a long, deserted beach.
It was bracing, certainly, and healthy. They would have to admit that. The scenery was spectacular.
But it wasn’t Paris.
They went to one of the pubs that Chicky had suggested and had a bowl of soup.
‘I don’t think I could take six more days of this.’ Ann Wall put down her spoon.
‘Mine’s fine,’ Charlie said.
‘I don’t mean the soup, I mean being here where we don’t
want
to be.’
‘I know, I feel that too, in a way,’ Charlie agreed.
‘And it’s not as if they won it fair and square. Even Chicky admits that.’ Ann Wall was very aggrieved.
‘Wouldn’t you love to know how they are getting on?’ Charlie said.
‘Yes. I’d both hate to know and love to know at the same time.’ They laughed companionably over it.
The woman behind the bar looked at them with approval.
‘Lord, it’s grand to see a couple getting on so well,’ she said. ‘I was only saying to Paddy last night that they just come in here, stare into their drinks and say nothing at all. Paddy hadn’t noticed. They probably have it all said, was what he thought.’
The Walls were pleased to be admired for having a good relationship twice in twenty-four hours. They had never before thought that it might be unusual. But then Chicky had said that the judges had been envious of them. Not envious enough, of course, to give them the main prize . . .
They said they were on a holiday from Dublin and staying at Stone House.
‘Didn’t Chicky do a great job on that place,’ the woman said. ‘She was a great example to people round here. When her poor husband, the Lord have mercy on him, was killed in that terrible road accident over there in New York, she just set her mind to coming back here and making a whole new life for herself, and bringing a bit of business to this place in the winter. We all wish her well.’
It was sad about Chicky’s husband, The Walls agreed, but in their hearts it didn’t make them feel any more settled in this remote part of Ireland when their dreams were elsewhere.
They didn’t mention that they had won the holiday in a competition until dinner on the fourth night. Everyone was more relaxed around the table in the evenings; by that time they realised that no one had been quite what they looked. The two women, Lillian and Winnie, weren’t old friends at all and they had almost drowned and were rescued; the doctors seemed more relaxed and Nicola chatted happily with the American who was revealed to be a film star; the Swedish boy had a passion for music and Freda the librarian seemed to be uncannily right in her pronouncements about people’s lives. Nell was still disapproving – at least that hadn’t changed. But they did feel like people who knew each other, rather than a group of accidentally gathered strangers.
They were all fascinated by the idea of winning competitions. They had thought that they were all fixed, or that so many people entered you just had no chance.
The Walls listed some of the items they had won and were gratified by the fascination that it seemed to hold for everyone.
‘Is there a knack to it?’ Orla wanted to know. She’d love to win a motorbike and travel around Europe, she explained.
The Walls were generous with their advice; it wasn’t so much a knack, more doggedness and keeping it simple.
They were all fired up and dying to enter a competition. If only they could find one. Chicky and Orla ran to collect some newspapers and magazines, and they raked them to find competitions.
There was one where you had to name an animal in the zoo. The Walls explained that it was in a section aimed at children, and so every school in the country would be sending in entries. The odds were too great against them. They spoke with the authority of poker players who could tell you the chances of filling a straight or a flush. The others looked on in awe.
Then in a local West of Ireland paper they found a competition, ‘Invent a Festival’.
The Walls read it out carefully. Contestants were asked to suggest a festival, something that would bring business in winter to a community in the West.
This might be the very thing. What kind of festival could they come up with for Stoneybridge?
The guests looked doubtful. They had been hoping for a slick slogan or a clever limerick. Suggesting a festival was too difficult.
The Walls weren’t sure. They said it had possibilities that they must explore. It had to be a winter thing so a beauty pageant made no sense – the poor girls would freeze to death. Galway had done the oyster festival, so they couldn’t do that. Other parts of the coast had taken over the surfing and kayaking industry.
Rock climbing was too specialist. There was traditional music, of course, but Stoneybridge wasn’t known as a centre for it like Doolin or Miltown Malbay in County Clare, and they didn’t have any legendary pipers or fiddlers in their past. There already
was
a walking festival, and Stoneybridge could boast no literary figures that might be used as a basis for a winter school.
There was no history of visual arts in the place. They could produce no Jack Yeats or Paul Henry as a focus.
‘What about a storytelling festival?’ was the suggestion of Henry and Nicola, the quiet English doctors. Everyone thought that was a good idea, but apparently there was a storytelling event in the next county which was well established.
Anders suggested a Teach Yourself Irish Music seminar but the others said the place was coming down with tourists being taught to play the tin whistle and the spoons, and the Irish drum called the
bodhrán
.
The American, who seemed to be called John or Corry alternately, said that he thought a Find Your Roots festival would do well. You could have genealogists on hand to help people trace their ancestors. The general opinion was that the roots industry in Ireland was well covered already.