All The Ways To Ruin A Rogue (The Debutante Files Book 2) (4 page)

Read All The Ways To Ruin A Rogue (The Debutante Files Book 2) Online

Authors: Sophie Jordan

Tags: #Historical, #Fiction, #Romance, #19th Century, #Rogue, #Viscount, #Love, #Hate, #Friendship, #Distraction, #Friends Sister, #Kisses, #Retaliates, #Infuriating, #Vixen, #Meetings, #Debutante's, #Ruin, #Adult

He shook his head. “You would know something of those nighttime pursuits, yes, my lady?”

The wretch would have to fling Sodom at her. She didn’t know what got into her that night. She had no plans to enter into that wager when she sat down at the table. He simply provoked her with his cocked eyebrow and sneering voice. Before she knew it, she had wagered her virtue.

A small, sardonic smile played about his lips as he surveyed her coldly. For a moment she thought his gaze lingered a trifle long on the demure display of her décolletage, but when his gaze returned to her face, there was nothing there. Her generous bosom, she had learned, proved a point of fascination for many gentlemen, and yet the only thing she read in his expression was his usual dispassion. When he looked at her, there was only ever impassivity.

“Much could be applied to your person, Lady Aurelia . . . but dull would not be an apt description. The words I would choose to describe you would not do to be uttered aloud in polite society.”

“Ah, you flatter,” she murmured, well aware that he did not mean to compliment her. Indeed not. She shoved aside the sting of his words and forced a bright smile on her face, knowing that her good cheer in the face of his jibes always irritated him, and irritating him was the only way she could hope to affect him. The only way at all.

 

Chapter 3

F
lattery was not in his intention. Indeed not. Whenever Max spotted Aurelia, the skin at the back of his neck pulled tight and prickled as though crawling with ants. Ever since Sodom when she had divested him of his clothes, things felt decidedly unfinished between them. They danced about each other, striking and swiping. Engaging in brief skirmishes and then retreating. It all felt as though it were leading to something.

He was rather accustomed to females chasing
him
. He usually let himself be caught. He’d made an occupation of it actually. After all, who was he to deny a lady?

And yet this was not the same game. Aurelia was different. She did not chase him. Ever. She wasn’t after a romp between the sheets. He grimaced. The notion of that was too appalling to even consider. She could not abide him and he could not abide her. He wanted to provoke her. Needle her. Antagonize her. Shake her up so that she didn’t bestow one of her cold, unaffected smiles on him.

He gestured at her. “What could possibly be more fascinating than an evening in your scintillating company?”

Her brown eyes glinted with suppressed emotion. Those eyes had not changed since she was a child. The same could not be said for the rest of her though. Gone was the blushing, awkward girl. In her place was a bold chit with curves abundant. Some might even assert she was on the plump side. The confection of ruffles and ribbons she wore did nothing to improve her form. Indeed, her ruffled and beribboned gowns made it difficult to detect if she even possessed a waist. Except he knew she did. He’d seen it for himself a year ago at Sodom. It was something he had tried forgetting. The image of her in that scandalous gown with her breasts practically spilling out of the bodice. Her small waist and generous hips and deliciously rounded bottom had all been on display.

“Oh, I’m certain there is a lady somewhere in this Town enticing enough to lure you from my company,” she countered.

He blinked and smiled slowly. “You underestimate yourself.”

She eyed him warily. “Are you trying to provoke me?”

“Why? Am I succeeding?”

“Of course not. You give yourself far too much credit, I fear.”

Meaning he did not deserve a reaction. He felt a flash of anger.

Her gaze darted across the room. “Please. Cease scowling.”

He crossed his arms over his chest. “Why?”

“Please smile. At least for appearance’s sake. I prefer no lecture from Mama this evening because we did not rub along well together.”

“My apologies. I don’t feel like pretense this evening.” He lifted his glass to her in mock salute before taking a slow drink. “I’ve had quite enough of it these many years.”

She shook her head and started to move away, but then stopped. Her chest heaved slightly and he knew he had affected her. He felt a rush of triumph as she glared at him with gleaming eyes. “I’ve explained to Mama that you’re a big boy now. You feed yourself and everything. But for some reason, she thinks you cannot handle yourself and require coddling and protection from me.” She smirked. “We know that’s not true, don’t we?”

“I’ve a tough hide,” he agreed tightly, shoving aside the memory of when she had eviscerated him with a simple drawing. He avoided her gaze and scanned the room, tension tightening his jaw. What was it about her that made him feel as though he were about to come out of his skin? The sensation had only worsened since the incident at Sodom.

“Indeed,” she murmured, her false smile fixed in place for the sake of her onlooking Mama.

“This is an intimate gathering tonight,” he remarked, adjusting his stance. At the idleness of his tone, she shifted on her feet and moistened her lips, her brown eyes watching him warily. “No swains of your own to include in the group?” he added with a tsk of his tongue. “Usually your mother makes certain you have a few prospects in attendance. Whatever is the matter, Aurelia? Scare them all away?”

She hissed out a slow breath, as if battling for control. “Some of us have discriminating tastes.”

“ ‘Some’ of us,” he rejoined, lowering his mouth to the rim of his glass, “are about as appealing as a rabid monkey.” Her eyes flared and then narrowed at the bold insult. He continued, knowing he was close. She was about to snap. “Have you considered hanging a rope of garlic about your neck? That might improve your allure.”

Her smile finally, at last, fled. Hot color suffused her cheeks. Her arms dropped stiffly to her sides, hands curling into fists. “Unlike you, my self-worth does not revolve around how many conquests I can make.”

He chuckled, feeling very much like he had just won a skirmish. “The last I heard, you have no conquests. Pity.” He leaned down close to her ear as though to impart something of great importance. His warm breath fanned her neck and he did not miss the small shiver that rolled through her. Nor did he miss the faint waft of bergamot that seemed to rise up off her skin.
Would she taste of bergamot, too
? The thought only flared his ire. He did not care what the hellion tasted like. “Might I suggest you cease being such a brat? That might improve your chances.” He stepped closer. Perhaps unseemly so. He did not care. “Perhaps you should cease your inappropriate pursuits.”

“I don’t know your meaning.”

“Leaving artwork all over Town that pokes fun at the echelons of Society?”

“Oh. That.” Her lashes fluttered over her eyes.

“Yes.” He nodded. “
That
inappropriate pursuit. You’ve become quite notorious. Did you think I would not know it was you?”

She shrugged in an attempt to look unaffected, but the color still rode high in her cheeks. “Why have you not said anything, then? To anyone? You know it’s me. You could ruin me. That would give you some satisfaction, would it not?”

“Why have I not outed you? Denounced you?” He snorted and rubbed a finger against his bottom lip, considering her. “For the same reason that I did not reveal your identity at Sodom. I care for my friends. Your brother and cousin. Your mother. They needn’t know what you really are.”

“And what am I?”

“Don’t make me say it.”

“You’ve never held back before.”

“You’re a brat, Aurelia. Spoiled, shallow. And what’s worse? You think you’re so very clever.”

She looked away quickly, her throat working as she swallowed. The only outward sign that his words even affected her. Such a cold one. “Of course.”

He nodded. “But you will be discovered.”

“I haven’t been yet.” That chin of hers went up a notch.

“But you will be. You must stop.”

“You don’t understand.” She shook her head.

“You’re correct. I don’t understand. I don’t understand risking your reputation . . . your family’s good name, all because you can’t stop drawing your silly pictures and spreading them all about Town. Have you no care for your family?”

His words clearly struck a nerve. Fresh color splashed her apple-round cheeks, and she looked as though she wanted to strike him with one of her balled-up hands, but a quick glance across the room at her mother stayed her.

Aurelia inhaled a deep breath and forced a smile back in place. It looked downright menacing on her face as she snapped her gaze back and addressed him with a good amount of chill in her voice. “I understand you’re courting the Widow Knotgrass.”

And just like that she seized the advantage. Changing the topic and flinging the fact that he was—once again—the subject of gossip.

“Reading the scandal rags, Lady Aurelia?” he sneered.

He didn’t like
her
nosing about his personal affairs. She meddled. If the opportunity presented itself to thwart him, she took it. Just like that night at Sodom. It had started before then, really. It had commenced when she drew him with a minuscule cock. And countless little injuries since then. Mud in his boots. Salt to his soup. And his porridge. And his pudding.

“It passes the time.” She shrugged. “And news of Lord Camden courting is not mere gossip.” She clucked her tongue and shook her head. “Oh, no, no. That’s information of countrywide import,” she mocked. “Tell me, do you have journalists camped out on your stoop?”

“Oh, is this when I should laugh at your shrewd wit? Hilarious. Again, it’s no wonder you have not snared some fine, upstanding gentleman with an appreciation for being flayed alive. I’ve heard there are those sorts. Men who enjoy suffering at the hands of a woman. I can investigate the matter and make some recommendations.”

“You’re insufferable.”

“And yet here you stand . . . riveted.”

“I hear they are placing bets as to whether you will finally settle down with the Widow Knotgrass.”

“Indeed?” He revealed nothing. Not a hint of reaction. He’d shared an opera box with the widow a week ago and already there was speculation that he would wed her? Ridiculous. He would marry no one. Ever.

Not that his intentions toward the Widow Knotgrass were platonic. He was certain their relationship would follow the natural course of things and end with him in her bed. The widow’s hand fondling his crotch during the second act signified how amenable she was to that prospect.

“Mama is ever hopeful.”

He snorted.

“I know. Laughable, is it not?” She sighed. “Mama fails to understand you as I do.”

He narrowed his gaze on her. “You think you understand me?”

She leveled her brown eyes on him so steadily it unnerved him. He drained his glass and then looked about, in dire need of a refill. “For the record, the widow and I are not courting—”

“Bedding, then?” She gazed up at him in all seriousness, this dark-haired virago uttering things no gently bred lady should ever say. It was troubling. It played tricks with his mind. Made him momentarily forget she was a lady. It filled his head with dirty images of skirts hiked up around her thighs.
Bloody hell.
Such thoughts had to end. This was Aurelia.

“If your brother had any notion of the things you say—”

“But you’re not going to tell him,” she pertly reminded.

He scowled and glanced over at Will. A part of Max longed to inform him of her unseemly behavior. And yet he would refrain. A true friend did not alert one to the fact that his sister was less than innocent. And for whatever else he was, he liked to think he was a good friend to Will.

“I should,” he grumbled. “Before you get yourself into trouble.”

She smiled, evidently remembering the night she had divested him of his clothing—and a good amount of his dignity. “I was at no risk that night.”

He shook his head and looked out at the room, feeling a quick stab of anger as he recalled her in the dress again. “I disagree. You cannot even fathom the risk you placed yourself in that night.”

“You’re not my father, Camden. Or my brother. And you certainly lack the moral integrity to sit in judgment of me. I do as I please.” She whirled away in a swish of yellow skirts.

He watched as she crossed the room, marveling that he had intentionally provoked her when it was now he that felt unsettled. Muttering a curse, he turned in search of a fresh drink.

 

Chapter 4

D
inner proceeded in a much less diverting fashion.

Aurelia’s ire at the nerve of Camden lecturing
her
on risky behavior had cooled considerably by the time she took her seat beside Freddie. Camden sat beside Henrietta, and Aurelia avoided looking in his direction throughout dinner lest she become annoyed all over again.

Toward the end of the meal, Will rose from his seat and took a position beside his wife’s chair. He rested a hand on Violet’s shoulder. A secret look passed between them as she smiled up at him, covering his hand with hers.

Something pinched in Aurelia’s chest at the sight of the small, intimate look. The evidence of their love. She quickly pushed it away.

Will cleared his throat. Gradually, conversation faded as all attention shifted to her brother.

“We’d like to thank you all for gathering here with us. Family, friends . . .” He smiled as his gaze scanned the room. “We have much to celebrate tonight.”

Aurelia drank in the sight of her brother, her heart lifting. Perhaps he had received news that his investments had finally reaped profits. Then she and Mama would no longer need to live underfoot anymore. They could give Will and Violet their space and take up residence elsewhere. A happy smile curved her lips and she leaned forward in her chair expectantly.

Will looked down at Violet, his blue eyes so like Mama’s . . . bright and full of something she had never seen before. Not that she hadn’t seen him happy before, especially since he met Violet. But this was a different sort of happiness . . . there was something soft and tender in his eyes.

His chest lifted on a breath as he announced, “Violet and I are expecting a child.”

The room erupted. Mrs. Howard fairly screeched as she surged up from her chair, sending it toppling back with no regard for decorum. Rosalie soon followed with her exclamations, as did others. It was a blur of movement and activity as Will and Violet were beset with well wishes and hugs.

Aurelia did not move for some moments. She remained in her chair, processing this bit of information. She was not immediately filled with elation and could not fathom her reaction. Of course, she knew her brother would likely have children. She wanted that for him and Violet. She enjoyed children. She wanted to be an aunt. And yet she had thought this would be later down the road. When she was not living with her brother and his wife and a burden to them both. When the Merlton finances were more in order.

The enormity of the situation dawned on her then.

Dear heavens
. She and Mama would be living with her brother and his wife as they raised their children. She winced, imagining Mama behaving as a second mother to Will’s children. Well-meaning as she was, Mama would not be able to stop herself from interfering. It was embedded in her blood. She had been the matriarch of their family far too long. Aurelia could envision it. Violet growing resentful, and as a result, Will too. They would look at Mama—and her—as an old family painting no one wanted around any longer but couldn’t do away with because of obligation.

Aurelia felt dazed as she uttered the proper congratulations and well-wishes. Even as she followed everyone into the drawing room for a celebratory toast. Amid all the chatter, amid Henrietta playing at the pianoforte, she felt as though her world had dramatically shifted.

“You do not look pleased,” a deep voice said near her ear.

She blinked at Max standing so very close.

“Whatever do you mean?” Heat rushed over her face at his nearness. “Of course I am thrilled.”

“Mmm,” he murmured, looking unconvinced.

She fidgeted under this blue-eyed scrutiny. “You think you can read me so well?”

He stared at her for a long moment before announcing quietly, “You perceive me an idiot, do you?” He chuckled lightly but the sound held no mirth. Indeed, it made her shift uneasily on her feet. “Well, I know you,” he quickly added. “Spoiled, selfish . . .”

She bristled, hating that his words stung. He did not have the power to hurt her. Not anymore.

“Perhaps,” he continued, his voice silky now, “you are jealous.”

“Jealous?” Her hand fluttered to her throat. “Of my brother and Violet having a baby?”

He nodded. “It happens among females. Your brother finding happiness, moving on, starting a family. Leaving you behind.”

She sucked in a breath at the cruel jab of his words and blinked fiercely. He was wrong. She did
not
resent her brother’s happiness. Even if she did wish for a slice of similar happiness for herself, she did not begrudge him his own.

“And what of you?” she demanded, leaning closer and pasting a smile on her face lest anyone glance their way and see her scowling. “The lone wolf standing? Are you not jealous? Do you not miss your companions? Who do you carouse with these days?”

He smiled that insufferable grin again. “I’m never alone for long. I’ve no difficulty finding companions.”

She rolled her eyes and looked away, still fuming over his accusation.

Kendrick, the butler, entered the room then. He glanced around, appearing quite harried, his commonly splotchy expression even more flushed than usual. Spotting Max, he quickly made his way across the floor to where they stood together.

With a polite nod at Aurelia, he cleared his throat before leaning in to whisper for Max’s ears alone. She edged closer, trying to decipher whatever he was imparting.

A frown marred Max’s features for a heartbeat—then he was smiling again as though nothing was untoward. Rising, he murmured to Aurelia, “If you’ll excuse me. I need a bit of fresh air.”

With a meaningful nod at Kendrick, he exited the drawing room through the balcony doors.

Something was afoot. She was certain of it.

Aurelia tracked Kendrick’s movements as he made his way across the room to her brother’s side. In much the same surreptitious manner that he had whispered to Camden, he whispered into Will’s ear. Curious indeed.

She was debating whether to approach her brother and demand an explanation or to follow Camden outside when the door to the drawing room, left slightly ajar, was flung open. It struck the wall with an unceremonious crack. A gentleman strode in, glancing wildly around.

Everyone stopped talking at his bold entrance. His cravat hung askew, as though he had been in the process of removing it not very long ago and then forgot he had set about the task.

She had to applaud her brother. He failed to look the least shocked as he turned to face the intruder. “Lord Arlington. This is an unexpected surprise.”

Ah. Arlington. Aurelia vaguely recognized the gentleman now.

“Merlton.” The man nodded once at Will, his gaze hardly touching on him. He was too busy scanning the room, his gaze skipping over each person, clearly searching for someone.

Obviously dissatisfied with his findings, he grunted and swung his gaze back to her brother. “Where is he?”

“He? Who?” Will blinked innocently.

Arlington expelled a great breath, as if mustering patience. “I just left his town house where I was told he was dining here this evening.”

“My apologies, Lord Arlington, I haven’t the foggiest notion who you’re talking about. As you can see, our entire party is assembled here.” Will gestured about the room, the lie tripping easily off his tongue.

Arlington returned his gaze and surveyed the room again, as if he had somehow been mistaken in his first inspection.

Declan moved to stand beside her brother. “Who is it you seek, Arlington?”

“You bloody well—” He stopped himself abruptly, his cheeks reddening as he assessed the ladies present. He nodded at each of them in a semblance of apology. Leveling his voice, he addressed Declan again. “You know of whom I speak. You three have been thick as thieves all your lives,” he accused. Again he looked as though he wished to add more but the presence of the women in the drawing room cut him short.

“Do you mean Camden?” Will exchanged a searching look with Dec. “I’ve not seen him since . . . er, Wednesday. No Tuesday, I believe.”

Her brother should have been on stage. Who knew he could lie so well?

She crossed her arms. Why were they protecting him? Max was a big boy. He’d obviously offended Lord Arlington in some way. Let him answer for his transgressions. And yet she held her tongue.

“Yes, it’s been a few days,” Will said. “He is not here.”

Aurelia narrowed her gaze on the flushed-face gentleman, quickly appraising him. From the way his hands clenched at his sides, he wanted to see Max. Badly. And it wasn’t to chat about the weather. No. He was here for a pound of flesh.

“You speak of Camden?” Freddie called out across the room.

She cringed, already knowing what was coming. Dear Freddie was not the sharpest lad.

“Of course he’s here, Will. You must have forgotten.” Grinning, Freddie nodded as though glad to be of service. “I just saw him step out into the gardens for some fresh air.”

Will and Dec both glared at dear Freddie, and his smile faltered in confusion.

With a fulminating look at Will and Declan, Arlington stormed past her and charged out the balcony doors.

“Really, Freddie?” Will snapped.

Freddie glanced around the room. Even Mama looked aggrieved. Feeling sorry for him, Aurelia moved to Freddie’s side and patted his shoulder, trying to assure him he had not done something wrong. “It’s not his fault,” she defended. He was not to blame for Max having men hunting him down. Perhaps Camden should act in a manner that did not send angry men after him.

Without a reply, her brother was out the door, fast on the heels of Arlington. Dec followed.

The room was silent in their sudden absence. Aurelia lifted her gaze to find everyone staring at each other, the question avid in all their gazes. Unable to stand the silent stares a moment longer, and overcome with curiosity as to what was occurring in the garden, she quickly turned to follow the men outside.

“Aurelia, where are you—”

She looked over her shoulder. “I’ll be back in a moment, Mama.”

“Aurelia,” Violet called after her. “Are you certain you should go out—”

“I’ll only be a moment.”

Once outside, she followed the voices to the balcony that wrapped around the house.

“Damn you to hell, Camden!”

She gawked as Arlington charged across the balcony with a roar and barreled into Max, knocking them both over the balustrade and into the garden.

She gasped and hurried to the railing, hoping Max wasn’t seriously hurt. Heart pounding, she peered over the side. The pair had landed in the bushes in a tangle of thrashing legs and swinging fists. Her brother and cousin raced down the steps. She flinched at the sound of fist meeting flesh.

Thankfully, the spectacle did not last long. Will and Dec peeled Max and his attacker apart. Her heart raced as she eyed Max’s mussed appearance. His too long hair was in disarray, his face flushed. A trickle of blood marred the corner of his lip. He looked savage and her heart gave a treacherous little flip.

Will held Arlington tightly around the chest. The man struggled to break free, shouting, “You bloody bastard, Camden! Stay away from my wife!”

Aurelia crossed her arms. He was dallying with another man’s wife. Not such a surprise, that, and yet a small thread of disappointment ribboned through her. Apparently Max had spoken the truth. He had not yet bedded the Widow Knotgrass. Or he was dallying with both the widow and Arlington’s wife simultaneously.

“Come now, Arlington!” Will interjected. “This is poorly done of you, man.”

Suddenly Aurelia wasn’t the only one on the balcony. Unable to stay away, her mother and the rest of the guests crowded around her, gasping at the tableau below.

“Poorly done of
me
, is it?” Arlington demanded.

“Yes, you cannot barge unannounced into my home—invade a dinner party, no less, with my family and friends in attendance—”

“How can you call that man a friend and bring him around your family?” Lord Arlington jabbed a finger in Max’s direction and attempted another lunge for him.

Will pulled harder at the furious man, briefly lifting him up off his feet.

“Arlington,” Dec tried to reason, but the man was hearing none of it.

“You dare address me as though I am in error when it is your friend there having a go at my wife like she’s some street tart? Is that not poorly done of him?”

“Arlington,” Dec said sharply. “I’ll remind you there are ladies present.” Her cousin flicked a glance to where she stood with everyone else on the balcony.

Will followed his gaze and scowled. “Everyone . . . please make haste inside,” he pleaded.

“Come now, I believe we have some of Cook’s iced biscuits,” Violet said, ushering everyone back inside.

Aurelia remained.

“Ari,” Will called. “Go inside.”

“And miss this spectacle? Not a chance. I’ve not seen so riveting a performance at Covent Garden.”

With a scornful shake of his head, and an ominous look that told her she would hear more of this later, Will returned his attention to the irate Lord Arlington, who was now on his feet and facing her brother.

Other books

Plus None 2 by Emily Hemmer
Ghost Medicine by Andrew Smith
Nijinsky by Lucy Moore
Full Cry by Rita Mae Brown
Dunk by Lubar, David
The Seven-Petaled Shield by Deborah J. Ross
The New Order by Sean Fay Wolfe
John Saturnall's Feast by Norfolk, Lawrence
The Quick and the Dead by Gerald Bullet