Alligator Playground (22 page)

In the front room Sailor’s head had fallen among bits of the puzzle, hands loose over both arms of the chair. The car alarm
stopped, and Midnight mewed as if his tail was trapped. Bending close, she saw that Sailor’s eyes were open, tear marks on his cheeks, a bottle half empty on its side.

Her hand and his damp forehead grew cold together, while Midnight played ‘in and out the window’ around her ankles, his mewing as loud as a baby’s cry. ‘What shall I do, Sailor?’ Unable to do anything, she yearned for him to tell her while holding the icy hands.

She screamed in the garden as if to get her heart going again. Edna was putting rubbish in the outside bin. ‘Whatever’s the matter, duck?’

‘It’s Sailor.’ Rain spattered the overgrown lawn. ‘I’ve got to use your telephone.’

The Pakistani doctor told her what anyone would have known. ‘What was it?’ she said, standing by the door as if to stop him leaving.

‘Liver, heart, everything. We’ll know later.’ It was Friday evening so he said she could call at his surgery for the death certificate on Monday. He clicked his bag shut and went away.

She reached for the bottle, and sloshed out a glass. That would have been Sailor’s advice. ‘Wouldn’t it, Sailor?’

‘You’ll stay with us tonight, duck,’ Edna said. ‘We’ve put Teddy on the parlour sofa, and he thinks it’s a great adventure because that’s where the hi-fi is. And we had to promise he could see the body.’

Bill scarcely credited that the doctor had helped so little. A vein at his temple turned dark with anger. ‘You mean he just told you Sailor was dead, and then pissed off?’

Sailor wasn’t with her anymore, so it didn’t much matter. ‘Yes.’

‘We’ll have to call the undertakers first thing tomorrow.’ Edna took the bottle from Ann, and emptied the brew into a flowerpot. ‘You shouldn’t drink so much. It’ll rot your guts. It’ll kill you, just like it’s done poor old Sailor.’ She swept the pieces of the jigsaw
into a cloth bag. ‘I allus knew this would happen, him coming back night after night with bottles sticking out of his pockets.’

They spread two eiderdowns on the table and laid the body down. Edna cleaned up the mess and covered Sailor with the largest sheet in the house. ‘I know what to do because I helped a woman with my mother when she died.’

There wasn’t even enough spare change to buy a bottle of beer, every wallet, purse and pocket empty, but she found supplies all over the house, mostly half bottles in crannies of the wardrobe and under the beds, or behind the linen shelves, with a nip or two still left in each. Two boxes of chemical wine tasted so sour she slopped them into the toilet, wondering when he could have brought them in. An almost full bottle of White Horse, hidden in the fuse box cupboard by the back door got her through the funeral without falling down.

Edna filled in forms to get the interment costs settled by the DHSS, and Ann signed with a quivering hand. She was looking after herself but not, Edna saw, very well. ‘I don’t know what I’d do without you,’ Ann said, alone with the cat after five years married to Sailor.

Edna spread papers from the cigar box and Sailor’s case over the floor. ‘It seems you’re knackered, duck,’ she said on going through them. It was a blessing Sailor had died when he did, she explained, otherwise she would have been living in a cardboard box under a bridge somewhere. ‘And just look at these gas and electric bills: they haven’t been paid for months. He’s left you in a bottomless pit, and no mistake.’

Her credit card with a limit of five hundred pounds had been overdrawn by fifteen hundred. Letters from the bank asked for repayment but, stranger still, another letter of a later date offered to lend her more, at which Edna broke into a long choking laugh: ‘Bloody effrontery! Would you believe it?’

Ann stared into space, then smiled at Sailor’s audacity of overdrawing her account to the tune of fifteen hundred quid.

‘It’s bloody villainy, really,’ Edna said, ‘though I suppose we should be grateful he was the sort who saved every bit of paper.’

Ann felt she must defend Sailor’s good name, even so. Only one suit was left out of five that once hung in the wardrobe, and she had long ago noted his precious Japanese tea service missing, as well as the walnut-cased clock from school.

‘He even got rid of that teapot we brought you from Turkey,’ Edna said. Pawn tickets cascaded from an old wallet, and a wad of betting slips fell out of a box. ‘He’s left you in a real bleddy fix.’

‘There’s no money left then to pay anything?’ She had never doubted that he had got the money from somewhere for their life of Riley, and tears fell at the thought of Sailor not seeing how she appreciated such open-hearted behaviour in doing his best to make both of them happy.

‘Don’t cry, duck, it wasn’t your fault.’ Edna took her hand. ‘You’re up to your neck in it, but the debts of the dead die with them, so let the bank whistle for their money. They can’t get blood out of a stone. You’ve got to promise not to drink anymore booze, that’s all.’

‘This is when I need it most.’

Edna unfolded her arms and picked up the mug of coffee. ‘I shan’t come and see you again if you don’t pack in the rat poison.’

‘I like it.’

‘So do I, now and again. But you’ve got to stop. You can if you want to. Me and Bill will help. One good turn deserves another. You looked after our Teddy while we was on holiday when nobody else would.’

‘I’ll do the same again if ever you want.’

‘Not if you don’t get off the drink. You won’t be capable. Think what it did to Sailor. Two bottles a day, you tell me. He must have
been a man of iron to last so long. You’d have been in your bury-box as well in another few weeks.’

He had died when he did in order to save her, she would like to think. ‘Sailor was looking after me, as well.’

At the supermarket Edna kept hawk-eyes on what Ann put in her trolley. ‘I’m not a young girl,’ she said. ‘I can look after myself.’

Edna sniffed, a hand pushed over her face in disbelief. She rummaged by the till and found whisky under cat food and packets of frozen peas. Not without a tussle she put it back on the shelf. ‘I told you, no booze.’ She couldn’t keep an eye on her every minute. ‘You can have four tins of shandy a week, that’s all.’

Ann replaced two half-bottles of rum that Edna hadn’t found. ‘I don’t want anything.’

She got up from the settee. The days were longer but the nights flashed by. She didn’t dream about Melanie and her mother anymore. Maybe Sailor had taken them away. She didn’t even dream about him, and found that strange. But he was present every moment of the day.

She’d had little booze since the funeral and, looking back on a month of nights, wouldn’t taste it again. Tears fell from her thinning face as she shook the thousand pieces of the jigsaw puzzle back onto the table. Call me Sailor, he had said, in a voice never to be forgotten. His smile during however much time was needed to put it together would show her what a villain he had been to leave her in such a state, but she was getting enough from the DHSS to manage. She didn’t know whether she would glue each piece firmly till it could be framed and hung as they had talked about, or scatter the completed picture broadside into the fire, hoping to see Sailor one last time among the flames.

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