Among Strange Victims (8 page)

Without being completely sure whom she was referring to, I said I really liked Jorge, the designer.

“Yeah, but he's as gay as they get. They all used to say the same about you, and that was why you and Jorge sometimes chatted at your desk, but I always knew it was a lie. You're a real man, right?”

Despite the inconvenience of the whole situation, I felt offended, as if just the mere fact of questioning my manliness didn't sit well with me, didn't sit at all well with me, so I responded, with a degree of severity, that one didn't have to choose between being an idiot and being gay, and that you could be quiet and still be macho. That's what I said,
macho,
a word I obviously sorely repented later and one which would have made my belligerent, feminist mother violently strike out my name from the pages of her will.

My mother, whom I am at the point of calling to give the news (that I suspect no one, her least of all, will particularly welcome) of my imminent marriage.

Ceci and I walked to the restaurant. She told me she ate there too sometimes, but as we'd never seen each other, I interpreted her declaration as a gratuitous boast. I was silent, even crestfallen, responding monosyllabically to her infrequent demands. We sat down, and I ordered: soup, rice, diced beef tenderloin. She had the same. Then, suddenly infused with a strange power, I told her she had always seemed to me a very beautiful woman, and I knew she was hardworking as well, so that was why I'd decided to ask her to marry me. This declaration was, I have to admit, partially false, but only partially: I found Cecilia attractive, especially due to the haughty air that accompanied all her movements, as if implying that she, in spite of being a secretary, had us all, at every moment, firmly by the balls. It was this attitude that had, on more than one occasion, made me dream of dominating her, or letting myself be dominated by her toughness.

She smiled in an exaggerated way, as if trying, with her histrionics, to hide a touch of melancholy that was, nonetheless, easy to detect. I wondered if I should kiss her, but the smell of food on our breath and the memory of our clumsy kiss that morning put me off, so I left flirtation for later.

The rest of the day, spent sitting at my desk, passed without incident. I succeeded in avoiding Cecilia's little glances in my direction, and it was only when she passed near my desk, en route to Ms. Watkins's office, that I gave her a discreet, barely perceptible smile. I finally left the building and came straight home, without the long, liberating stroll or the cup of black tea in my beloved,
perennially greasy café. That's why I'm sitting here, much earlier than usual, trying to pluck up the courage to call my mom and say, with my characteristic conviction, “I appear to be getting married.”

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Isabel Watkins looks fixedly at me across her desk. She's holding a pink card, and lying before her is an envelope of the same color announcing, in gold lettering, the engagement of “Rodrigo Saldívar & Cecilia Román” in the eighteenth-century typeface Jorge, the designer, chose for us. On the diptych she has in her hand, Isabel Watkins reads her name—“plus one”—and the time and place of the event. Below this is the address of a party room Don Enrique, my future father-in-law, has booked against my better judgment. Isabel puts the sheet of paper on the desk beside the scented envelope and looks fixedly at me.

“I don't know what to say.”

Silence.

After a moment, she continues. “When I employed you here at the museum, I thought you wouldn't last long, that within a few months you'd have found something better, on a magazine or in a publishing house, and that you'd have jumped at the opportunity to further your career. I also thought that you'd have wanted to rise up the cultural ladder, that you'd have politely introduced yourself to the minister at the first opening we held. And although that prospect annoyed me a little, I was also pleased to think you were a kid on the way up. But now you tell me you're going to get married to my secretary and . . . I don't know. It's just that I always thought you were looking for something different, that you expected something else from life.”

“Yes, Isabel, I appreciate your sincerity. And I understand what you're saying. But to be honest, I don't expect anything, except that things happen to me.”

That's what I say: “Things happen to me.” The expression seems to exasperate Ms. Watkins, who quickly gets rid of me on some
invented pretext, but with the menace of “we'll talk later,” so that I'm on my guard for the rest of the day. It's Thursday, May 11. In two months, I'm going to be married. After numerous chats with Cecilia's parents, and Cecilia herself, I've convinced them all that the best thing would be for Ceci to move into my tiny apartment “while we're saving up to buy someplace.” The promise of ownership dazzles them, and they all concur with me, though, in essence, the only motive for my proposal is staying near the vacant lot. During these last three weeks since the engagement became official, I've clung to the waste ground as if it were the last possible salvation from the arbitrariness of things.

Mom, against all odds, very quickly washed her hands of the affair, as if she were giving me up as a lost cause.

“And might I know whom you're going to marry?” she asked sharply over the phone.

“Ceci, you remember her. Ms. Watkins's assistant at the museum.”

“An assistant?”

“Yes, you met her once, at that opening of the exhibition on social movements in the capital I invited you to about a year ago.”

And she, after a silence pregnant with reproach, “The secretary?”

“Yes, that's the one. But she's like Ms. Watkins's personal assistant, not the secretary. She does a lot of different things in the museum.”

“Ah, I'm happy for you, Rodrigo. Let me know when you've fixed a date so I can book the ticket early; you know how it is with the planes—there are only two flights a week, and they're always packed.”

Maybe if my mother had been indignant. Maybe if she'd shaken me out of this lethargy, this frame of mind that makes me yield to the secret designs of fate, turning up disguised as the most absurd accidents: a note given to a woman who is suddenly in love with me, or says she is; a café that becomes a haunt because I come across it one fine day on my way home; a growing collection of tea bags that occupies more and more wall space in my bedroom, reminding me my wedding day will soon be upon me, and I'll have no time to prepare myself psychologically before the babies and the diapers and the smell of shit become the ritornello of my nights . . .
Maybe if my mother had warned me, in her wisdom—as blind as it is immense—that getting married is one of the most serious blunders anyone can make . . . Maybe then, well, I would have woken up to a different reality, one in which entering into a marital contract with a woman I don't respect would mean the complete demolition of my self-esteem. But that wasn't the case. My mother limited herself to asking about the date of the fateful incident, and we ended the call with a nominal kiss that, for her part, signified simple pity. Pity and compassion.

In the same distant, disillusioned tone employed by my mother, Isabel Watkins called me into her office this morning to tell me she had received my message and didn't understand the reasons for this unexpected piece of news. Despite the fact that both Cecilia and I come to the office every day, we sent her invitation by mail, a week ago now, at the insistence of my fiancée, who seemed to believe it was bad taste to deliver it in person—but not, for example, to use cheap, pink, scented paper for the invitation to our engagement party.

What I find most impressive about the situation is that never before has Ms. Watkins spoken to me as an equal; I'd never noticed the least sign of empathy in her or seen the smallest gesture of kindness toward us, her unhappy subjects. Diligent, professional, hysterical, she had always treated me with the remote coldness of political figures; but this morning, as if I'd confessed to her that I had prostate cancer, she spoke to me with sincere, unforeseen friendship. I'm disconcerted to think she had hoped to see me rise up the boring pyramid of bureaucracy. I'm disconcerted, but also moved. I imagine myself as the deputy director of cultural heritage or undersecretary for national celebrations or head of the institute for the preservation of her fucking ass.

I leave work and walk home without stopping for tea in the café without coffee. A few days ago I bought a packet of Lipton's, and now I prepare the infusion myself, so my collection of used tea bags continues to grow at the rate of one a day—if I drink more than one cup of tea, I throw the residue away.

When the discussion about the matrimonial residence began, Cecilia, in the presence of her parents, proposed that she should
move in with me immediately, even though it was still a couple of months to the wedding. Don Enrique silently granted his daughter the right to live in concubinage for a while so long as we married at the end of that period. I roundly refused: I intended to respect Cecilia's dignity until our wedding day, I said.

The resulting situation was equally uncomfortable for us all, and I would gladly have avoided it if it had only been up to me. Don Enrique, with slightly alarming knowledge of the cause, informed me that Cecilia—there present—was not a virgin and added that for such a right-minded person as me, that was a disadvantage. As if that wasn't enough, Don Enrique said he thought it was normal for me to want to “know” Cecilia before the wedding, and added that he wouldn't disapprove of our moving in together right away. Finding myself cornered, I argued that it was “a matter of principle,” and independent of the state of my future wife's hymen—I didn't put it like that, of course—I'd prefer to wait for the proper moment, to give the ceremony greater meaning.

My decision received Don Enrique's approval and was particularly welcomed by Carmelita, Cecilia's mom. My fiancée, meanwhile, distanced herself from the negotiation of her sullied virginity.

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