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Authors: Maggie MacKeever

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Nick sighed. “That was the time before.”

“I say!” said Fitz. “You don’t mean to tell me that you and Lady Norwood, ah—”

“Several times. Both then and now.”

“One hesitates to ask”—Fitz didn’t—”but when was
then?”

“Before she married Norwood.”

“In that case, why
did
she marry Norwood?”

Nick looked his most sardonic. “My dear Fitz, the lady is a Loversall.” He clasped his hands on the handle of his cane and leaned slightly forward in the hope that this change of position might ease the strain on his back. “I hesitate to mention this, but Zoe called me a swine.”

Fitz shrugged. ‘That don’t signify. She ain’t in love with anyone but herself.”

“Narcissus!” Colin was pleased to make a contribution to the conversation. “Narcissus was punished by Nemesis for his cruelty to Echo and the other nymphs, and fell in love with his own reflection in a pond, and pined away, and died.”

Said Fitz, disapprovingly, “Sounds like a blasted Loversall.”

“Hera took away Echo’s ability to speak after Echo kept her distracted while the nymphs Zeus had been dallying with escaped. See, I have been tending to my studies, Nicky,” Colin concluded. “What’s a Loversall?”

“I believe you,” protested Nick. “It’s your mother who thinks you’re preoccupied with things such as greased pigs. More to the point is me escaping from the nymph with whom I
didn’t
dally, I think.”

Colin shook his head. “And you called me a cabbage head! I may have got sent down, but I’m not a penny the worse for it, which is more than can be said of you. I am sadly disillusioned, Nicky! Here I thought you were up to all the rigs, and it turns out you’re as great a jingle-brain as anyone else.”

“Maybe worse,” mused Fitz. “Remember that dog in his bed.”

Colin snickered. Fitz grinned. “I’m glad the two of you are finding such amusement in my predicament!” Nick snapped.

“Never mind,” soothed Fitz. “We’re going to stick as close as court plasters lest you tumble into worse trouble yet." He regarded his friend’s pale, set features, and decided a diversion was in order. The remainder of their journey to the Park was enlivened by his explanation of the intricacies of the violet cloth wound around his throat, which had been laid first on the back of the neck, the ends brought forward and tied in a large knot, the ends then being carried under the arms and tied in the back, thereby making a very pretty appearance, and giving the wearer a languishingly amorous look.

All the beau monde promenaded in Hyde Park on this fine day, as a result of which the ducks had retreated to the safety of their shelters, as had the cows and deer. The Prince Regent and the Duke of York; Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire; the Ladies Cowper, Foley, Hertford, and Mountjoy; the Earl of Sefton and the Ladies of Molyneux—all these worthies were known to Lord Mannering, as he was to them, and all were eager to say hello, and to comment on his upcoming nuptials—although only Prinny dared chuckle and chide him for getting caught—and then to murmur among themselves that the marquess looked less like a man about to contract a marriage than one who’d just been told he’d got a case of the pox.

On the pathway just ahead, a young lady held court. She was dressed in a pale brown riding habit, and a hat with a jaunty plume, and mounted on a pretty chestnut horse. Flocked around her were admiring gentlemen of various ages, as well as several women whose noses appeared to have been put out of joint.

She shimmered, and sparkled, and shot out rays brighter than the sun.
“That”
said Fitz, “is a Loversall.”

Zoe rode over to the barouche, causing her abandoned admirers to glower and mutter among themselves. “Hello, Lord Mannering. I’m glad to see that you can walk. Or sit, anyway! You look especially fine today, Baron Fitzrichard. I have a gown the same color as your cravat.” Her curious gaze moved to Colin. Her eyelashes fluttered. “And who is
this?”

“My nephew, Colin Kennet. Colin, this is Miss Zoe Loversall.”

“The heir!” said Zoe, and dimpled. “You poor thing. I am sorry to cut up your hopes. But it may not come to that, you know, for your uncle is quite old.”

She was vivid, luminous. She had dimples. She was terrifying. Colin looked at his uncle. “Old?”

“She refers to the siring of children,” Nick said sourly. “Heirs. That sort of thing.”

Fitz flicked his handkerchief. “Should you require further enlightenment, Colin, you need only ask.”

Zoe regarded the baron’s handkerchief, and then one that Colin clutched forgotten in his hand. She sniffed the air. “Lavender-scented handkerchiefs? Is that the new rage?” Fitz contemplated his handkerchief, and gave it an experimental twitch.

Nick had wondered how Colin might react to Zoe. He supposed he shouldn’t be surprised that the boy looked thunderstruck. “Your aunt isn’t with you?”

“When I last saw Aunt Cara she was having that ugly tree of yours carried out into the garden.” Zoe moved her flirtatious gaze from Colin to his uncle. “I wonder if it would be possible to speak with you privately, my lord.”

“No!” Not for all the tea in China. “I have no secrets from Colin and Fitz.”

“Very well, then!” Zoe urged her horse closer, and leaned forward confidingly. “Beau is deaf to reason. He’s being obstinate. Unless we are very clever, it
will
be St. George’s, Hanover Square, with or without a wedding list—we have all refused to make one up, you see, but that won’t stop Beau!—and Aunt Cara will have her heart broke. I think you should elope. Then I can be the one to nurse a broken heart.”

On general principles, Lord Mannering didn’t care to do anything his fiancée wished. “Thereby destroying both your aunt’s reputation and my own. I think not. Perhaps I’ll just cry off instead.”

“You can’t!” cried Zoe, loud enough to cause several curious glances to be cast in their direction. She lowered her voice. “I won’t let you. I’d look the veriest pig-widgeon if you did.”

“You’d look the veriest pig-widgeon if he eloped with your aunt,” Fitz pointed out.

“That’s different!” protested Zoe, with a pretty pout. “If he eloped with Aunt Cara, everyone would assume her tumultuous passions had got the better of them both.” She dimpled at Colin. “It’s a family trait. And if Aunt Cara won’t agree, he’ll just have to carry her off.”

“With
his
back?” interjected Fitz. “Not that Lady Norwood ain’t a fine figure of a woman. I wouldn’t mind carrying her off myself, if I were inclined toward that sort of thing, which I ain’t, but it wouldn’t resolve this fix.” The marquess clenched his teeth, due not to any unease caused by the baron’s suggestion, but to the agony that this excursion was causing his abused spine.

“I wish you
would
elope,” said Colin. “Because I’ve decided I don’t want to be your heir. What if you were to pop off tomorrow? I never thought of it before, but look at the condition you’re in. I’m only nineteen! That’s too young to become a marquess. Come to think of it, I may
always
be too young to become a marquess.”

Zoe stared at him in astonishment. “How very ungrateful of you!” she said.

“Oh?” inquired Colin. “And it’s not ungrateful of you to entangle my uncle in this muddle when it’s clear as noonday that who he really wants is your aunt?”

Zoe could hardly stamp her foot since she was on horseback, and there was nothing throwable within her reach. She had to settle for a sneer. It was a masterful sneer, of course, complete with twitched nose and curled lip. “You, sir, are very rude!”

Colin shrugged. “And you’re a flirt. Uncle Nicky
should
cry off. He can hardly make you look a greater pig-widgeon than you make yourself.”

Zoe stared at him with open-mouthed astonishment. Nick twisted painfully sideways on the seat to regard his nephew and heir. Elegantly, Baron Fitzrichard wafted his handkerchief—the Fitz flourish, he would style it—and said: “I believe I’ve just hit upon a scheme.”

 

Chapter 20

 

While Lord Mannering and Miss Loversall were rendezvousing in Hyde Park, Lady Norwood was wandering along the crushed stone pathways of her brother’s garden and contemplating the very real possibility that she might be a goose. Daisy kept close to her side. The setter was less ebullient than usual, in deference to her mistress’s mood.

Late afternoon shadows crept through the overgrown garden. Cara paused by the old mulberry tree. She had run away from Nicky once because she feared the intensity of her feelings, and now what had she done but practically fling herself back into his bed? Yes, and she would probably run away again, this very moment, if not that if by so doing she would abandon him to Zoe.
Moon-madness,
she told herself, and walked farther along the path. If she couldn’t think clearly in Nicky’s presence, she was doing little better out of it.

Ah, but the world was a different place with Nicky in it, colors brighter, textures more complex, the air itself sweeter to breathe, as if only in his presence did all her senses come alive. When Cara had first known him, and loved him, she had been so giddy with the wonder of it that her feet had scarcely touched the ground. Then, with the suspicion of his betrayal, she’d landed with a thump, and taken refuge with a kindly, elderly gentleman who would never do her harm. Fortunate for Nicky that she had done so. Cara wasn’t the type of Loversall to fall upon her lover’s sword, but rather—like Great-Aunt Judith—to take a sharp weapon to his more vulnerable parts. At least that was said to have been Judith’s intention before Reynaldo took her in his arms and subdued her with a rapier of a different sort.

Odd to equate love with weapons,
mused Cara, as she paused by the neglected pond where a single daffodil poked its head through the weeds. But love was a struggle, was it not? If not with one’s lover, then with oneself, for it was so intoxicating to surrender to another, and yet so dangerous. Despite all her dramatic posturing, Zoe had no notion what it truly meant to have one’s heart crushed underfoot. Yet if Nicky spoke the truth, he had been guilty of no betrayal, and all the pain Cara had suffered she had caused herself. She bent down and pulled away the weeds from around the daffodil so that it might breathe. Since no one had known about her feelings for Nicky—they had been too new, too precious, to share—there had been no one to whom she could turn for consolation or advice. Beau had been, as always, wrapped up in his own concerns, and Ianthe preoccupied with Beau and Zoe. If Norwood had suspected that her heart belonged to another, he had never said a word.

Her heart! How melodramatic.
Was
she a ninnyhammer, given a second chance, yet still to hesitate? If Nicky made the world brighter, he also made it infinitely less safe. Could he be faithful? Could she? Odds weren’t in their favor, given her family history, and if Cara had never wanted anyone else, she wasn’t so naive as to delude herself that Nicky had waited for her all these years. A gentleman didn’t become so skilled a lover by simply thinking about the thing.

If only Beau weren’t so deaf to reason. Were Zoe truly forced to marry Nicky, Cara might well visit the Temple and make her brother a present of Casimir’s bear. She knelt down in the dirt and attacked a particularly stubborn patch of broad-leafed spurge with her trowel, and wondered about the length of an ursine life span. Daisy sprawled, dozing, by her side.

In the shadows of the mulberry tree, Paul Anderley stood watching. Never had he known a woman who could look so desirable while so rumpled, her dress wrinkled and grass-stained, a streak of dirt across her cheek. Underhanded tactics, to bribe the butler to reveal her whereabouts, but one could never underestimate the element of surprise. “Cara,” he said.

Cara roused from her reverie, realized she was kneading the dirt as if it were a certain marquess, and rose hastily to her feet. “Paul. What are you doing here? No, Daisy! No jumping, if you please.”

The setter ignored this poor-spirited request. She ran toward the squire, tail wagging in greeting. “Sit!” he said sternly, and she flopped at his feet.

If only Cara were as obedient. “I apologize for disturbing your solitude, but it’s damned difficult to speak privately with you. You’ll be returning to the country soon, after your niece is wed. Perhaps you will allow me to oversee the arrangements. And then we may pick up where we left off.” Paul had had quite enough of London. Nothing that had happened here thus far had changed his opinion of the blasted place.

Cara wondered guiltily if she had encouraged the squire to think things that he shouldn’t. This sojourn in London had enabled her to clarify her feelings about him, even if it had left her even more confused about everything else. “My niece isn’t going to get married. At least not to Lord Mannering.”

Paul wasn’t pleased to hear this, for his suspicion that Cara might fancy Mannering herself had been temporarily set to rest by the newspaper account of her niece’s impending nuptials. “They’re betrothed. I read it in the
Gazette.”

“One cannot believe everything one reads.” Cara gestured vaguely with the trowel. “I was thinking of planting lilies here. Did you know that Elizabethans laid red vermilion or cinnabar and blue azure of the yellow mineral orpiment at the roots of lilies to modify the color of the flowers? Roman gardeners soaked lily bulbs in purple wine to induce purple tints.”

Paul was accustomed to her efforts to throw him off the scent. “Elizabethans also steeped cloves in rose water, bruised them, and bound them about the roots of gillyflowers in the hope of producing clove-scented flowers. You see that I’ve read up on the subject. Are you telling me Mannering
isn’t
betrothed to your niece?”

“No, but he isn’t going to marry her. Have you seen the rose garden?” Cara pointed out an Alba rose with its pale pink buds and gray-green foliage, used as a hedge plant; Banksea roses of white and yellow, vigorous climbers with virtually no thorns; China roses and Damask; Centifolia with its hundred petals; red Gallicas with their green button eyes. Paul broke off a Rose du Roi and handed it to her. Cara regarded the flower and recalled that out-of-season blooming betokened a disaster in the family. “I do not plan to return to Norwood House soon.”

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