Barcelona 03 - The Sound of One Hand Killing (5 page)

“Very well then, what do we do now? I hope you get one of your bright ideas before a neighbour notices the stench and tips off the
mossos
…” I rasped.

“The first thing we need to do is to clean everything and remove all traces of our fingerprints. Let's look in the laundry room and see what cleaning materials there are.”

Luckily we found everything we needed. Borja slipped an apron and rubber gloves on and asked me not to move or touch anything. He painstakingly wiped all the surfaces we'd touched with a cloth soaked in window-cleaning liquid and told me that it contained alcohol and was the best thing there was for removing fingerprints. Although chemistry had
never been his strong point, I imagined he'd heard that in one of the police series he liked to watch. Then he grabbed the mop and bucket to make sure none of our vomit was still on the kitchen floor, and finally washed out the brandy glasses with soap and water, dried them and returned them to the cocktail bar along with the bottle. As soon as he'd finished, he returned his arsenal of cleaning items to the laundry room and left everything exactly as he'd found it.

“We can go now,” he said, using one of his cotton handkerchiefs to open the flat door.

“Aren't you going to shut the door?” I asked when I saw he'd left it wide open.

“No, I also left the kitchen door open. That way, the stench will spread downstairs and the neighbours or concierge will ring the police.”

“But, when the
mossos
walk up, because you can be sure they
will
come up the stairs, and not in the lift, they will see that our door has been broken into and will take a look at what's inside. Or rather, at what isn't.”

“Blast, you're quite right! Change of plan.”

Borja shut the door to Brian Morgan's flat, took out his mobile and rang a locksmith. While we were waiting for him to arrive, we gave our office a bit of a tidy. An hour and a half later, our door had a new lock and we had two hundred euros less in our pockets. Before we left the building, Borja went back to the American's flat and left the front door wide open.

“The concierge gets here at five,” I said, glancing at my watch. “Do you think she'll go upstairs and have a look?”

“I'm sure she will. I bet you anything we'll have a visit from the cops this evening.”

What with one thing and another, it was now four p.m. We still hadn't had any lunch. I suggested going to our place for a bite to eat.

“Joana will be the only person there at this time of day. She goes to collect Arnau from school at half past four, so we will have the place to ourselves.”

“What about the twins?” asked Borja.

“They're into romance and spend every free moment with their girlfriends. I don't think we'll see any sign of them before eight.”

We went off to get the Smart that was parked halfway between the office and Borja's flat and drove to our place. Fortunately, my mother-in-law wasn't around. I prepared chorizo rolls in the kitchen, and took a couple of beers from the fridge. As it's a small kitchen and only fits a tiny table, we chomped our rolls in the dining room. We had yoghurt for afters and, now that Borja had got over the fright provoked by his macabre discovery, he ate two, lemon and strawberry flavours, like when he was a kid.

After we'd finished, I boiled up some coffee in the kitchen. While we were savouring our coffees in the dining room, I opened the window so we could enjoy a clandestine smoke. Better if the twins didn't suspect somebody had smoked in our flat, or else Montse or I would have to endure one of their enlightening sermons on the drawbacks of nicotine-addicted parents.

“I wanted to ask you something,” said Borja as he extinguished his cigarette.

“Fire away.”

“I'd like you to keep the statue here,” he said, taking it from his pocket and putting it on the table.

“Well, after what happened to the American…”

“I told you that it was pure coincidence. Brian's murder has nothing to do with this statue. The people who did him in weren't looking for anything. They didn't even search his flat.”

“So why don't you hide it in
your
flat? That would seem the most sensible…”

“It will be safer here. You know how Merche and Lola like to turn my drawers inside out.”

“Is it very valuable?” I asked.

“I don't know. I suppose so. They are paying me twenty thousand to do this job.”

“Fucking hell!”

“Ten for you and ten for me. You know, it will only be for a few days, a fortnight at most.”

“But it's got to be stolen goods. Or smuggled.”

“Well, I couldn't give a monkey's,” he replied, shrugging his shoulders. But the second he saw the little light of my moral scruples start to flicker, he added, “Look, it's only a small piece of stone. It's not drugs, or arms, or anything dicey like that. We're not hurting anyone.”

“Hey, if it's stolen, I don't think the owner would agree…”

“Bah, you can be sure he's some rich guy who will have it insured and is going to collect the insurance payment, don't you worry. That is, supposing it is stolen. Perhaps all they're after is tax avoidance,” he added, as if that didn't matter.

“And it's our taxes that pay for schools and hospitals, in case you didn't know,” I retorted sarcastically.

“Look at it from another point of view: the twenty thousand euros they're paying me must be black money that's been kept for years in some safe. We'll put it back into circulation and help reactivate the country's economy.”

“True enough,” I was forced to admit.

“What's more, as we will have to spend the money, we will pay taxes to the state in the shape of VAT.”

“When you put it like that…”

“So, there you are,” he said, getting up. “Think where we can hide it so the girls don't find it.”

We decided the best place to hide the statue would be the trunk in the double room where Montse keeps our thick winter wear. I think the twins and Arnau creep in there from time to time and rummage through the drawers – and perhaps my mother-in-law does, too, as she spends a lot of time by herself in the flat and has discovered the pleasures of poking your nose everywhere. That trunk only had cold-weather items, and I was sure nobody would pry there. I very carefully removed a stack of jerseys, wrapped the statue in one of my woolly jumpers and returned it to the bottom of the pile.

“It'll be safe enough there,” I said.

“Thanks so much, kid.”

“It's almost half past six,” I said, looking at my watch. “Do you reckon the concierge will have rung the police?”

“We can drive by and take a look to see if the filth's cars are around,” he said. But the second he saw the alarm on my face, he added, “Don't worry. We'll take the Smart. And we won't stop.”

We saw a fire engine, an ambulance and a couple of patrol cars parked in front of the block that housed our office. The
mossos
had cordoned off the entrance to the building with tape and a crowd of onlookers had gathered round who didn't want to miss the spectacle of the male nurses carrying a corpse in a black sack to the ambulance. Paquita was standing next to the ambulance, replying to questions she was being asked by a plain-clothes policeman who was taking notes.

“Poor woman! She must have had the fright of her life!” I said. Deep down I felt guilty for preparing the terrain that meant she was the one to find poor Brian in his kitchen.

“I wouldn't be too upset if I were you. You can bet she's enjoying every minute.”

“Hey, you know, coming across a stinking corpse is hardly fun. We've probably traumatized her for life.”

“Traumatized her? For Christ's sake, this is Paquita!” rasped Borja. “Finding a murdered tenant in her building must be the best thing that has happened to her in years! This will allow her to queen it over the neighbourhood for weeks, and you just see how that rejuvenates her.”

“If you say so…”

A depressed, angry Montse was waiting for me at home. She was angry because she'd been ringing me all morning, and, for a change, my mobile was flat. She was depressed because the bank manager had told her and her partners there was not a cat in hell's chance of getting a loan.

“Don't you worry, we've got a good job on,” I said to cheer her up. “On top of that, Borja and I are dealing with a little matter that will save our bacon, if it turns out right.” And I tried to sound convincing when I added, “I expect things will sort themselves out in the end.”

The following morning we met up in the San Marcos, a café on the high street in Sarrià that we convert into a kind of second office in winter, because the central heating doesn't work in our own office and we freeze to death. After everything that had happened, we decided it would be best not to go to the office for a few days and thus avoid bumping into the
mossos
. That way, we'd not have to give explanations or answer any questions.

“Remember we know nothing and have never seen the inside of Brian's flat,” said Borja, chewing on his Danish pastry.

“What do you mean?”

“From now on we forget this whole business and concentrate on the Teresa Solana investigation.”

“Our next move being…”

“To ring Mariona. She will know which door we should be knocking on.”

Mariona Castany was undoubtedly our shortest route to finding a centre to fit our client's needs, even though I felt it unlikely my brother's friend would be a fan of alternative therapies and esoteric medication. Mariona was more one for martinis, antidepressants and plastic surgeons – in that order, I think – although she didn't have much use for the last one. Unlike many of her friends, who looked like failed
experiments performed by Dr Frankenstein's most inept apprentice, Mariona had yet to have recourse to Botox or silicone lips, even if everyone knew that her adolescent breasts were the fruit of the endeavours of the city's most prestigious plastic surgeon.

Borja phoned Mariona from the San Marcos to tell her we needed her help and suggest meeting up.

“Ah, this morning is rather difficult,” she replied. “I'm just leaving the house. And this afternoon I have to visit a friend.”

“Don't you worry,” said Borja. “Whenever it suits you. You choose a day.”

“My friend lives on Santaló. We could meet there today in the Gimlet for drinks before dinner.”

“Eight o'clock, usual table?”

“Perfect. See you soon, dear.”

“Goodbye, my lovely.”

Mariona is one of the richest, most illustrious women in Barcelona. She is sixty-seven, the age our mother would be if she were still with us, though you would never have guessed. When Borja discovered she'd attended a school in Santander as a child, he immediately used the information to tell her she and his imaginary mother, a Sáez de Astorga, had studied together in the same boarding school and had even been friends. Mariona swallowed that and took Borja under her wing, or rather, the character he had invented for himself: the heir with aristocratic names who'd lost his inheritance because of foul play by the Revenue. I sometimes think Mariona must know the truth by now because she is nobody's fool, but I have the impression she finds his little game amusing and laps up all his extravagant tales. Borja, on the other hand, behaves towards her with the exquisite manners of a nephew out of a Victorian novel,
and Mariona, a widow with two daughters she can't stand and no nephew fawning on her, lets my brother benefit from all her contacts.

Borja announced he had business to see to (that is, Merche) and had to be off. I went home and, on the way, stopped at the supermarket to buy powder for the washing machine, which we'd run out of. When I reached our flat, my mother-in-law was in the kitchen, at the ready in her apron, but, as she'd not started cooking lunch, I told her not to bother because Montse and I would have lunch out. My wife and I were worried, because we'd received a letter from Arnau's school saying he was having “problems”.

Gràcia is full of small restaurants that offer decent, cheap set lunches. Even so, the crisis meant that lots of people had renewed the tradition of going home for lunch or taking sandwiches to work, and most places were empty. The spectacle of empty tables and idle waiters was depressing, and in the end we chose a restaurant on Verdi that had a couple of customers and a spark of life. Even so, the waiters were on the slow side and we had to rush off without eating our puddings so as not to be late for our meeting.

We were breathless and panting when we reached the school at one minute to three. We hardly had time to gather ourselves together, because Arnau's teacher arrived punctually on the hour, gave each of us a couple of kisses and asked us to accompany her to the staffroom.

“I'm very worried about Arnau,” she declared in the tone of voice that a doctor who has discovered you have an incurable disease might use.

She read out a long report that Montse and I suffered in silence. According to the teacher, Arnau was a fidgety child (she actually used the word “hyperactive”) who found
it hard to concentrate because he spent the whole time chatting to his friends and winding the girls up. His interest in football, and in Barça in particular, was verging on an obsession, she added, as you could see at playtime when he found it impossible to interact with the girls because all he ever wanted to do was play football.

“You must realize that if Arnau continues in this vein he will be facing failure in life,” she warned, looking as severe as a judge delivering a death sentence.

Arnau is five years old. At home he is a loving, communicative child, as they say nowadays, and, like most kids his age, rather mischievous. At the annual meet-the-teachers session with the other parents at the start of term, the teacher had lectured us on the dangers of television, video games, football and Barbie dolls, that, according to her, transformed girls into anorexic adolescents first, and sex objects second. At the time, Montse and I felt she'd laid it on rather thickly, but the majority of parents were in agreement and applauded.