Authors: Colin Dunne
He rose so he faced me. 'I wasn't some guy on a business trip looking for a piece of ass.' You couldn't miss the cool venom in his voice.
'I didn't think you were,' I said, as gently as I could, and I was relieved to see his shoulders sink down a fraction. It was too early in the day for all that say-that-again stuff.
He flapped his hand. 'Sorry about that,' he said, rubbing the back of his neck as though easing tension. 'Sometimes it still hurts.' He lowered his voice and asked: 'Is she okay, Craven?'
'I think so. Yes, I'm sure she is.'
'She's got into some trouble?' He didn't wait for an answer.
'No surprise, huh? Like I was saying, she knocked my socks off. I wanted to marry her and the whole bit, and the personnel people out at the base, they really tried to warn me off, you know. They say they don't do that, but believe me they do their best to build a wall a mile high between us and these Icelandic chicks.'
'Why?'
'Why? Come on now. Why? Because all the local guys will go bananas if we take all the best girls. Because no one nowhere likes to have foreign military around. And because a few hundred half-American kids running around is the quickest way to screw up international relations.'
'All of which you forgot the minute you saw Solrun?'
He held out his open hands in a gesture of guilt. 'Almost forgot my own name. I wanted to take her back to the States. I was very, very serious.'
'So where did it go wrong?'
He examined his immaculate finger-nails. 'Guess I found out what I knew all the time really. About the others. The guys like you. She told me. I suppose I couldn't take it, that's the truth of it.' Once again he was raiding the breakfast table, loading his plate. 'Can I get you some more coffee, Sir? No? Okay. Look, Dempsie said I wasn't to hold anything back. She was screwing a Russian. It's true. A diplomat from the embassy. I loved her because she was wild and dangerous but, believe me, that was a bit too wild and dangerous for me. That's why I wanted out.' Squared-away. That was the expression. And I could see it applied. He was clean and bright and all the things officers like to see when they open a barracks door.
'You used to work for your brother. In a muffler shop I think you call it?'
He spun round so that he had to hold the croissants on his plate. 'How the hell do you know that?' Then he began to laugh. 'You reporters really do your homework, don't you? Yes, that's right. Joe’s got a back-street place, down in Jamaica. He does okay.'
'And Vicky?'
His eyes narrowed down and he stood there without moving for several seconds. 'Jesus H Christ, you don't miss a lot. Vicky was my girl.'
'Still is?'
He shrugged. 'Who knows?' Untroubled again, he went on eating and waved to me to do the same.
I felt as though I'd strayed into a dream: reality was out of focus. This was Oscar Murphy. He had the same job and the same girlfriend as the one Jack Vale had checked out. He knew all about Solrun, he even knew about Kirillina. But Jack said he'd left the marines and was living in New York- and I was watching him tear a croissant to pieces. Somewhere, time and place had got seriously out of tune.
Then I remembered. There was something else that didn't match up, too.
'That about does it then, Oscar.'
'That it?' he spluttered through the crumbs. 'Okay if I finish this? I mean we eat well out there but this is .. .' He pushed another piece in as evidence of his sincerity.
'And it's been all over between you and Solrun for weeks?'
'Months. Finito. Forget it.'
That was my cue. 'So you don't really mind about her getting married the week before last?'
For one nasty moment I was sure he was going to take a swing at me.
One minute he was sitting pushing civilian goodies into his face and drinking coffee, the next he was standing in front of me practically growling. His left hand was resting lightly on my chest to get the distance and his right was ready to do almost anything except pat me on the head. His young face-once frank and friendly - was now frank and very unfriendly.
'You're gonna tell me real quick how you know about that.' Delicately, I lifted his hand off my chest. I'm not at my best
as a target. 'Yes, I am,' I said. 'But first you are going to unbuckle that fist and calm down.'
At that moment the door opened and Dempsie stuck his big happy face round. The happiness soon left it.
'What's the trouble, boys?'
'Would you go and leave us, Sir?' Murphy's voice was high but firm. 'This is private.'
Dempsie looked at me, worried. I gave him one of those reassuring looks and nodded. 'I'll be in the foyer,' he said.
'Don't make it too long.'
Oscar tilted his head towards the door. 'He doesn't have to know about this. You got that?'
'He won't. Nobody will. Tell me your end of the story.'
His end fitted exactly the version Palli had given me. Although their affair was supposed to be over officially, they still saw each other and they still planned to go back to the States. She'd gone through the stamp wedding with Palli to raise money. Once again he made me promise not to tell anyone.
And once again there was only one thing wrong with the story. Palli -like jack Vale- had Oscar Murphy back in New York already. Yet here he was.
'I wouldn't have thought Palli was your type,' I said, wondering if I could turn anything up by chatting around the fringes.
'That's what a few people said. He's an old meatball. He used to laugh at me because I'd made corporal on my first tour -and I'll make sergeant on this one. I felt sorry for him at first. He's had a bad time. So we used to take him back to the Marine House and feed him a few Buds or Polars because you can't get any real beer here. He even played on our darts team once. Hey, you're a Brit- did you know we've got the only darts board in town in the Marine House? Sorry - I got to like him. He's mixed up but once you get past all that macho shit, he's okay. Hell, he got married for me, didn't he?'
He laughed, and so did I. It was authentic, every word of it.
Yet it still didn't make any sense. I wished I'd got jack Vale out of bed again before I'd come, to see if he'd dared to risk his social reputation by being seen in Jamaica.
Dempsie was waiting in the crowded foyer. All his geniality flooded back as soon as he saw Oscar and myself walk over to him chatting and smiling. We were doing those awkward triangular-handshake operations when a thin young waiter came through paging someone. It wasn't until he called it out the second time that I realised what he was saying.
'Mr Oscar Murphy. Mr Oscar Murphy.'
His mouth open, Murphy swung to Dempsie to see what to do. Dempsie did it. Three strides took him past a group of German businessmen and he grabbed the waiter by the shoulder and almost carried him off to the corner by the lift.
'They talked for a while. I saw him stuff a note into the waiter's band before he returned.
'He doesn't know who put the call out,' he told Murphy. 'It was a phone call.'
'Won't reception .. .'
Dempsie shook his head. 'They never remember phone calls. Let's get out of here.' Then he remembered I was there. A ghost of the old affable Dempsie flickered through this new swift moving, hard-talking version. 'Sorry, Sam. Got to move. Small problem. Catch you later.'
They went out through the swing door so quickly they almost fired Christopher and Ivan across the lobby as they came in.
'Your friends seemed in an awful rush,' Ivan said.
'That was your old pal, Oscar Murphy.'
'Really?' He pushed back his flopping wings of hair. He still looked ill and tired. 'I wanted to meet him. You're not doing one of those awful scoop things, are you?'
'Not if l can help it. Excuse me a minute.'
I went to the big window but I was too late. All I could hear was the drumming of the Triumph Trophy's engine as it moved up through the gears.
Someone had put the finger on Oscar Murphy. I had a nasty feeling it was me. There was only one way to be sure.
32
'Collect?'
In Jack Vale's mouth the word sounded like an extreme form of perversion. Come to think of it, to him it was.
'Did I hear that woman correctly? You're calling me collect?' I began to explain that I didn't have much choice when I was using a pay-phone at the hotel, to save time rushing back to
Hulda's, but by this time he was practically keening.
'Is this some new sort of interrogation technique you are employing? First of all, persistent deprivation of sleep, and then you hit me where it most pains every man of breeding and culture- in the wallet. Are teams of men waiting outside my apartment door even now, ready to rush in and douse me with buckets of ice-cold water?'
Somewhere in among this catalogue of self-pity I managed to ask him if he'd been able to get down to Jamaica. He had. He then began to explain, yard by yard, what a tremendous distance this was from Greenwich Village, by way of preparation for his expenses, no doubt.
'And of course there's the matter of all these collect phone calls .. .'
'Oh, can't you go and sell a sporran or something. Was he there? Did you see him?'
He needed a minute then to get comfortable, find his notebook and light a cigarette.
'Now, your first question. No, he isn't there, hence I didn't see him. I told you he lives with this girl, Vicky. On his instructions, she'd given his brother this story about having influenza and naturally enough the brother had believed her. Which is why I believed him.'
'So where is he?'
'Right where you are, Sam. He's in Iceland.'
I was about to say that I'd just had breakfast with him when it struck me I needed to hear every single thing he could tell me. This was the heart of the confusion.
'From the top, Jack.'
'As best I can, Sam, as best I can.'
It came out in bits and pieces, some from his notebook, some scraps he remembered as we went along, and some in response to questions from me. And in one form or another I'd heard most of it before.
Murphy was an exemplary marine. He had made corporal on his first tour. He had got his wings flying helicopters out of Cherry Point. For his second tour he did come to Iceland and he was on embassy duty. Then there was the girl trouble. He was sent back to the States. He began drinking heavily. He bopped a sergeant one night. And the marines didn't want him any more. It was true that he was now working for his brother and living with a woman called Vicky.
When Jack Vale arrived on the doorstep with his Hibernian charm she'd abandoned the story of his having 'flu. The truth was that she was none too pleased about him going off to Iceland like that.
'He's not a big success out of uniform?'
'He's struggling. This Vicky, she's pretty enough, or she has been. You'd give her seven out of ten for looks and one for brains. But she's sitting there eating food out of a can and killing roaches with her other hand. You know what it's like: no money, no clothes, no pretty hair-do .. .'
'Your story, Jack. Why did he decide to come back here?'
'This Vicky, she says about three weeks ago he got a letter from Iceland. She accused him of writing to his old girlfriend is it Solrun or something?- and he showed her the letter and then gave her a smack in the mouth. We're talking about pretty basic communication here.'
'They'd do well in newspapers. Wasn't it from Solrun then?'
'Apparently it was anonymous. That's all she knows about it, or so she says. Oh yes, and there was a photograph too but again she says he wouldn't let her see it. Anyway the effect of it was quite dramatic. Old Oscar went right off his chump. He said he had to go back to Iceland, and that led to a free and frank exchange of views.. He gave her a few more smacks in the mouth, flogged his old Toyota and headed north. Does that make any sense your end?'
'Almost. He's been here how long?'
'About a week, I think. She's not too clear on dates. She's been mooning about weeping most of the time, hoping he'll come back.'
There was a pause then, and I knew that was ominous. Jack didn't go in for costly pauses, not when he was paying.
'There's one thing you're not going to like too much. He took some of his old marine gear, sleeping bags and so on, as though he intended living rough. He also took a gun.'
'A Colt .45 automatic?'
'That's the one. They call that model The Mule because it kicks so much, but it's the old jar-heads' handgun, so it makes
sense, I suppose.'
'What sort of state was he in?'
'I wouldn't think too good. He'd been hitting the booze and popping pills, she said, and God knows what else she wouldn't admit to. Apparently he didn't want to come back from Iceland anyway, and he'd been under a lot of pressure since then. I think he's going to be a mite fractious.'
'I'll remember.'
'As they said to Mrs Lincoln, apart from that, how are you enjoying yourself up there? Are the girls as dazzling as ever?'
'Do you know Iceland, Jack?'
'I did, certainly. When you were a mere twinkle, my boy. I was there with the real military, the RN, just after the war. You couldn't get any booze, there was almost sort of prohibition then, as I recall, but the women. Och-la-la, as we Scots say.'
'Land of the Midnight Fun?'
'And then some. But I'll tell you something, your man
Murphy wouldn't have got past first base in those days.'
'How do you mean?'