Authors: Di Morrissey
âAli! I thought you were on your way to New York.'
âI'm at the airport. That god-awful Heather Race person accosted me, literally, outside the salon as I was getting in the car. Why did she lie in wait for me, why didn't she speak to you?'
âShe did, Ali, and I told her most emphatically you wouldn't be interested in doing a personal interview. I'm sorry, I had no idea she'd bail you up.' Tracey was holding her head, she could lose her job over this. Damn that TV bitch.
âWhat sort of story? Why me?'
âYou fascinate people, Ali. She said you were a super dynamo that no one knew anything about. You know how they do those probing personal profiles on successful people.'
âYou bet I know. They come on like you're the hero of the month and then they pull out enemies and long-forgotten relatives to bag you. Programs like that only dish dirt. She even said it was no
This Is Your Life
ego stroker.'
âThat's why I refused, Ali. I'll ring her producer. It's outrageous she door-stopped you . . .'
âNever mind. Let it rest. Less said the better. But pull out everything you can on her. Email it to me. Now put me through to Larissa.'
And have a good trip, thanks very much, Tracey muttered to herself. Ali was a difficult client for a publicist. On one hand she wanted maximum exposure â seen at the A-list functions, wearing borrowed designer clothes â yet she shunned any serious publicity that could reveal anything about her. Ali was an enigma.
Larissa listened calmly as Ali shouted over her mobile about the incident with Heather Race. âIt's odd this has happened,' said Larissa when Ali paused to take a breath. âJonathan Gibb wants to do a profile on her.'
âHmmm. That's an interesting thought. We reverse the tables,' said Ali slowly. âI gather no one has ever been able to take her on. Being a face on a top-rating show with a powerful network gives a lot of protection. What sort of angle will he follow? Apart from showing what a bitch she really is.'
âPretty faces who push themselves in front of a camera and never have any formal training, no ethics, no scruples, no care or responsibility.'
âTake Jonathan off the story.'
Larissa was surprised â it seemed the kind of story Ali would go for. âDefamation problems?'
âNot if we're careful. No, put April onto it. She's been pushing to do something more than her column. She'd be perfect.'
âControversial. Putting April and Heather in the same ring could result in a field day for lawyers. And what about Jonathan â it was his idea? He has the in with Heather Race.'
âThen he won't reach paydirt. Tell April to do it and ask Bob to find something else for Jonathan.'
Larissa gave it one more try for the senior writer's sake. âJonathan's been looking for something meaty to do for a while.'
âTell him to keep looking. They're calling my plane. G'bye.'
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B
ob called April to his office. âYou've made noises about wanting to do more than your column,' he said without any preamble.
April did a double take, glancing over her shoulder, from side to side, then asked, âMe? You
are
speaking to me, I take it?' She gave him a disdainful look, thinking to herself, what a wimp. âThat's right. I can write more than two paragraphs at a stretch. I have a lot of ideas. Naturally personality-focused. Call me Set 'em Up Joe. I can make people tell me stuff they've never told a soul.' Bob winced imperceptibly. He was scared she'd write something too controversial. April flung out her arms. âSure, I know where you're coming from and, hell, we all have to answer to Ali, right? What say I do a sample piece. On a big name.'
He fiddled with a pencil sharpener in a model steam engine to cover the discomfort he experienced whenever he had to deal with this unpredictable woman. She was so self-confident, so sure of herself. Why was he intimidated by a short, stocky blonde broad, a fraction of his weight? Because he felt she could bowl him over with a small fist or a sharp tongue, that's why. âWell, it's an interesting idea. If you can land the big names â social, business, political, not just showbiz and sports â to open up, then we could build you as the ultimate interviewer. The surgeon of zing. We certainly don't need the same chewed-over popular stuff from old files and PR people.'
April looked unconcerned. âI'll hit the big names like you've never seen or heard them before. Trust me, Bob.'
The last thing Bob would ever do was to trust April Showers. But he was still a newsman with a nose for the sensational. âLet me give you a name â Heather Race.'
April caught her breath. This was too good to be true. She gave a nonchalant shrug. âShe may not agree.'
âI've fixed it,' said Bob pleased to one-up her. âCall her personal publicist at the station.'
Ali felt a different person being back in New York. On one hand there was anonymity, on the other a sense of being where the power and action was. And she was back with a raised sense of her own power. Australia might be on the periphery of New Yorkers' sensibilities, but her position as editor of
Blaze Australia
gave her entrée to the top levels of New York publishing, media and society. Thanks especially to Baron Triton.
She felt at home here and cruised Fifth Avenue, delighted by the second looks she received and shop assistants in Bendel's and Saks asking where she'd bought her âdarling shoes and such a fabulous outfit'. Ali was travelling with complimentary clothes from her favourite Australian designers, Brave, Saba, Scanlan & Theodore. Tracey Ford had set up a permanent personal shopper for Ali and she delivered a selection of clothes, accessories and jewellery to Ali each month. They were borrowed from the designers only too happy to have their clothes seen on a top editor and photographed at smart functions. Now Ali was looking forward to shopping in Manhattan's NoLIta district, to trawl through treasures in the funky and gorgeous one-off shops. These outfits, and especially the shoes and bags, would stand out in Sydney.
Ali had already had her first meeting with the Baron at Triton headquarters. Nina's name had not come up, so Ali didn't raise it. She'd also joined the Baron at a board meeting to report on what was happening with
Blaze
in Australia. This evening she had been invited to dine with him at a small private party at his penthouse.
When Ali arrived, no other guests were present, though the table was set for ten. The Baron kissed Ali on both cheeks and ushered her into his study. The butler brought them champagne.
âSo, Ali, are you enjoying being back in New York? Or has your old country claimed your heart?'
âI am doing time in Sydney purely for professional reasons. I think of New York as home.'
The Baron gave her a slight smile. âNo gentleman in your life, here or there?'
âNot in a romantic sense. I find men in my age group a bit boring. I have enough men in my life at
Blaze.
One in particular.' She wrinkled her nose and gave a mock wince of pain.
âAh, let me guess. Would it be someone senior on your staff?' The Baron could imagine Ali locking horns with male management. âI hope it's not my son,' he added as an afterthought.
âJacques and I have our differences on occasion,' said Ali frankly. âBut he leaves the running of the magazine to me. No, I have more of a problem with the advertising manager. I have been bringing in clients with large accounts myself, which he seems to resent. A power and ego trip, I guess. My concern is the bottom line. The more dollars we rake in, the more I can do with, and for,
Blaze
.'
âThat's very enterprising of you to attract clients.' The Baron gently steered the conversation away from business to the current theatre scene in New York.
Ali expressed her own enthusiasm and how she had missed the Broadway and off-Broadway plays. She had made her point about Reg Craven. Small pebbles in a pond would cause a bigger ripple to hit its banks eventually.
The Baron took up her hint about the theatre. âPerhaps you would like to join me for the opening night of
Ambrosia
tomorrow evening?'
Ali accepted graciously, in the same friendly manner the invitation was extended by the courtly Baron.
Over dinner Ali was the centre of attention. She was the youngest by far at the table and was surprised there was no one else there from Triton. The sophisticated group of the Baron's friends asked questions about Australia, which was considered the hot new destination for tourists and corporate investors. Ali was informed and entertaining. She'd had Tracey email her each morning an updated digest of each day's Australian news â financial, political, sport and entertainment, latest polls and comment â to keep her abreast of events for occasions such as this. She knew she was impressing the businessmen at the table, while the wives wondered about the relationship between Ali and the Baron. It had always been Nina seated at the Baron's right.
To Ali's right was one of New York's favourite sons, Winston Hauser, an author of several controversial books â one on an undercover agent who'd worked with the Mafia and had turned state's evidence at a drug-boss trial and, despite sinking into the witness protection program, had been outed and murdered. Many believed Winston's book had been the man's death warrant. Another of his works was about a gay longshoreman leader. It had made startling revelations about the waterfront workers and had provoked a mayoral inquiry. Winston had moved to the West Coast at the suggestion of the police commissioner, but he didn't soak up the sun and keep silent as advised. Instead, he cast his caustic eye on Hollywood and wrote a searing, satirical novel where thinly disguised celebrities were pilloried on the tip of his lethal pen.
Ali found the older man supercilious, cynical, rapier-tongued and arrogant. She liked him instantly. âI don't suppose a visit to Australia has ever loomed on your horizon?' she asked.
âGod, what for?' He raised a quizzical eyebrow. âMind you, dear heart, I'll do anything for money. What are you offering?'
Ali thought swiftly. âCome over, give us your eye on Oz.'
He chuckled. âOz . . . is that what you call Australia? Hmmm, Winston, The Wizard of Oz . . . that could be me. But what would I write about? I'm tired and bored with serious stories. Hollywood was a buzz, but I've done that. Who are your celebs, darling?'
âThe nouveau riche,' said Ali quickly. âMoney â newly acquired by fair and foul means. The old money hates to be in the press, which always makes them more desirable.'
Winston clapped his hands to his head. âNone of them are desirable. I am SOOO bored with that scene. I want to run away and live in an igloo for a while. But, a social scribe would add a cachet to your magazine, darling. A society scribe, not a gossip-monger.'
Ali jumped in. âThe whole world loves gossip. We have a gossip columnist. I believe you could easily outdo Suzy's column in
W . . .
being outrageous and quite vile in your witty indomitable style.'
âWouldn't the socialites in Sydney hate to be portrayed that way?' asked a woman at the far end of the table. âThat's not Suzy's style.'
âYou have to find a vile bitch,' said Winston cheerfully. âThe ruder she is about them, the more they'll want to read the magazine, despite their professed indignation.'
âCould boost sales,' mused Ali. âEverybody will be talking about who's been savaged . . . and whose party's hailed . . . or failed!' She glanced at the Baron. âWhat do you think, Oscar?' It was the first time she'd used his Christian name and he didn't appear to notice. Everyone at the table noted the familiarity.
âIt's your call.' Then, as if not to appear unsupportive, he asked, âWhat is the social scene in Australia these days?'
âParochial,' answered Ali. âIt took itself very seriously in the old days, Lady this and Sir that. All very toffy and British. Then Australia brought in refugees from Europe and suddenly there was a new breed of self-made wealthy. Money bought status but not necessarily class. Unlike the US, there isn't much philanthropy.' She turned to Winston. âA society writer wouldn't cover as many museum and art collections as here â more football and TV big-time events, like LA. Imagine a full-back from the leading league, switching teams and posing nude for a calendar then marrying a soapie star who admits to a boob job and a mental breakdown and you have the best known couple in town. As I said, the true socialites are rarely seen at public functions.'
Winston rubbed his hands together in glee. âSounds like rich pickings for someone with a cruel sense of humour. I'm tempted, but I'm sure you'll find the right nasty bitch.'
April Showers' face flashed into Ali's mind and she suddenly knew that's what she'd do. Ask April to write a second column that was a society page with photos â a cross between the pages in
W
and
Hello!
magazine, with added spice. Ali could see the line in the sand between the gossip and the society writer with a penchant for clever and sophisticated wit. It may stop April wanting to do feature pieces and upsetting the other writers. She'd see what April turned in on Heather Race. If she gave her a second column there'd be a skirmish or three with April over money and assistants that would cause headaches with the staff, but no doubt the double column would attract more readers. She'd talk to Oscar about an increase in the budget. She had only a few full-time staff writers and occasionally guest contributors who wrote for free in return for the exposure to plug their new book or show. She still had a well to dip into, but if Oscar could see the value in attracting more up-market readers who'd follow society's doings, she'd push for extra money.
Ali was the last to leave. The Baron was tired, or maybe it was an over-indulgence in his fine wines. Ali decided to casually raise the idea of the extra column as they shared a last nightcap.