Book 3: 3rd World Products, Inc (23 page)

Explaining my reason for not knowing the answer opened the door for some questions I simply didn't want to answer. It didn't seem to me that Toni was the type to be able to understand the motivations of combat activities very well, so I generally avoided all mention of those times in my life or redirected any questions that seemed to lead that direction.

After one such redirection Sunday afternoon, Toni slumped in her chair at the kitchen table, crossed her arms, and huffed, “Okay. I get the damned hint."

"Maybe another time,” I said. “I just don't want to take a chance on spoiling things this weekend."

"The weekend is damned near over,” she said, still in a frump about it.

"There's plenty else to talk about, Toni. Sometimes talking about things like that spoil other things for
me
, and I'd rather not take that chance, either. I'm kind of happy with those other things just as they are."

Toni seemed to peer at me for a moment, then brightened with a trace of embarrassment. “
Oh!
You mean that there are some things you'd rather forget, right? Hey, I'm sorry, Ed."

I shrugged, rather than try to reply to that. There was nothing that I particularly wanted to forget, but the idea that there might be gave Toni an excuse not to feel slighted by my refusing to tell her anything of my time in various war zones.

Sunday evening, Toni excused herself on the grounds that Monday would be a big day at school and headed home to Gainesville. After seeing her off, Sel seemed to have something on her mind for a while that put her in a rather somber mood, but the mood disappeared about an hour later when we shared a shower and went to bed. I took my time in pleasing her and left no goosebumps unturned in the process. A few hours later we were ready for another shower and some sleep.

Monday morning, Selena was out of the house and on her way to her campus by seven. I saw her off, then lingered over coffee and toast as I waited for Linda's call. When her call hadn't come by eight, I asked Steph to locate Linda for me.

Steph popped in to sit with me as she said, “Linda's at her office, Ed. Her car shows no signs of having been used within the last ten hours."

"Thanks, Steph. I'll give her a ring and roust her."

Using my comm implant, I called Linda's datapad and waited. When a few minutes had passed, I asked Stephanie if Linda was alone in her office.

"Yes,” said Steph. “She appears to be asleep on her office couch."

"Well, her offices will be full of people shortly, and I doubt that she'd be happy to have any of them walk in on her. Let's wake her up."

"Are you sure you want to do that, Ed?"

"She can go back to sleep after we talk. Linda said she wanted to talk to me before I went to Dr. Breen's office, so I figure she must have had a reason."

"Okay, Ed."

I waited some moments for some response from Linda before I asked, “Is she awake, yet?"

"No, Ed. She isn't responding to my callings."

"Nudge her and..."

"I just tried that. Linda seems unable to waken, Ed. Her vitals appear normal, but she isn't waking up."

"Keep trying for another few minutes. If we can't wake her up, we'll call Doris and have her drop by to give it a shot."

A couple of minutes ticked by before Steph said, “She's awake, Ed. She says to give her a few minutes to get organized."

Relief washed over me, startling me slightly because I hadn't realized how tense I had been. I sipped coffee and waited for Linda's face to appear on my pad, but instead, she activated her voice-only link.

"Are you there, Ed?"

"Yup. More importantly, are you there, Linda? Awake, I mean?"

"Yes. Barely. Thanks. I have about ten minutes before the world starts beating on my door. About Dr. Breen..."

"In a minute. What about you? Why were you so hard to wake up? I've seen you bolt out of a bed because of some wrong sound a block away."

"Just damned tired, Ed. There have been some new developments concerning One Earth. The Grand Forks cops picked up a One Earther on an old assault warrant. He's a third timer, and that means that he'll go back to prison for a long haul. The DA and the feds may try to make a deal with him if he seems to know anything worthwhile. But never mind that. Dr. Breen is someone we want aboard our boat here at 3rd World, and your shooting incident gives us a perfect opportunity to explain what happened by showing her some things that we ordinarily couldn't. We've—
I've
—pitched her before, but she couldn't or wouldn't accept our offers at that time. I don't have time to tell you why right now because I have to get ready for work. Just do your best to make her want a better look at what we have to offer."

"Linda, why aren't
you
trying to recruit her? You've already met her. Why send me?"

"I can't get away at the moment, and you're the guy with the field hardware in his head. You and Stephanie are the bait to make her switch to 3rd World."

In a flat tone, I said, “Well, hot damn. An assignment."

"Exactly. Try to summon up a bit more enthusiasm, will you? We want you to bring her aboard by any means short of kidnapping her. Put on a show for her."

"That's me. Mr. Hollywood. What kind of doc is she?"

"Medical, mostly, but she has degrees in several fields. Can I say
'tell you later'
without causing more questions right now? I have to go, Ed. Right now."

I envisioned her with her beautiful legs crossed under her desk as I said, “Well, sure, ma'am. Any advice about how to get her attention?"

Linda sighed and said, “I can tell you what
not
to try. She's a lesbian, Ed, so don't try to pick her up, okay? Be cool. Just show her field tricks and get her interest."

"Roger that, Fearless Leader. No sweat. Have no fear. I'll be on my best behavior. I'll try regaling her with 3rd's benefit plans or something."

Linda sighed again and said, “Just watch it, Ed. She's probably heard all the kinds of bullshit there are, so don't try to be cute with her. Scare her off or piss her off and I'll have you mopping floors to keep your checks coming."

"Woo. Gotcha. Loud ‘n clear. You guys really want this one, huh?"

"That we do. May I be permitted to sign the hell off and go pee, now, and maybe even put some coffee on?"

"Over. Out. Bye."

"Bye. Hey, call me back in a few minutes. There's more."

"Will do. Bye again, boss."

"Bye, Ed."

Once Linda had disconnected, I used my implant to call Elkor and ask to see some info on Dr. Breen.

"What sort of information would you require, Ed? Without specific authorization..."

"Well, her first name and a picture of her would be nice, and Linda's wanting me to recruit her is real close to being a de facto authorization for at least
some
info, isn't it? Can't work in the dark, man. Does she have any pets I can slip into a discussion? Dogs, fish, cats?"

A picture of a dishwater blonde appeared on the console. Breen had a rather angular face that seemed to radiate skepticism. She wore her hair in a pageboy cut that barely touched the collar of her jacket. Beside the picture, some of her other details were shown. Height, five-seven. Weight, 151. Age, 44. Corrective lenses required for driving.

"Her first name is Barbara and she has a Siamese cat, Ed."

When no more such info was offered, I asked, “Could you give me maybe a little more than that, Elkor? What kind of car does she drive? What color?"

"She owns a blue 1975 Jeep Cherokee."

"Nothing else? Just that Jeep?"

"She owns no other vehicles, Ed."

"Damn. Must be a reason someone in her income bracket doesn't drive something a little newer.” I thought a moment, then asked, “Elkor, can you find out what kind of vehicle her father drove?"

"Yes. According to licensing records, he preferred Ford pickup trucks."

"Uh, huh. Well, did any of her family or others close to her drive a Jeep, Elkor?"

"Yes. Dr. Breen received a speeding ticket in her present Jeep in 1988 while on her way to work at Ft. Meade, Maryland. At that time, the Jeep belonged to a woman named Louise Fowler, who died of a brain tumor in January of 1989. Dr. Breen's Jeep was willed to her by Captain Fowler."

"Captain? Army?"

"Yes, Ed. Dr. Breen was also in the Army at that time."

"Paying back her education by serving military time, I'll bet. What does Breen do nowadays, Elkor?"

"She is employed as a senior forensic pathologist at Hitch, Incorporated's campus medical facilities. Dr. Breen's services are freqently requested by local police."

"What does Hitch, Inc., do that requires a staff of doctors?"

"They provide a wide range of medical services and personnel to government and industry."

"Uh, huh. Okay. Thanks, Elkor. You've been very helpful. I'll yell if I need more."

I mulled things over for a few moments and decided that I wouldn't much like the assignment that Linda had handed me. Breen had obviously suffered greatly with Fowler's death, and that she had kept the Jeep all these years indicated a deep emotional attachment to both the vehicle and the woman who'd given it to her.

The chances seemed excellent that none of what I'd learned from Elkor would be news to Linda; she was one of the most thorough people I'd ever known. She knew what flags and tags I'd look for first and she knew me well enough to know that I'd have some deep reservations about the assignment once I'd delved into Breen a bit.

Steph and I headed outside to board the flitter. I called Linda on the flitter's console as soon as I was aboard and seated. This time she poked the visual icon; her face filled most of my screen as she brought her coffee cup to her lips. I waited until she'd taken a sip, then I asked her why she'd picked me for this one.

"It was Breen who first noticed the ruptured cells in your gunman's hand and identified the damage as the result of freezing. It seemed to me that the circumstances and the investigation had given you a foot in the door, so I decided to let you work the case."

"The
case?
This isn't a case, Linda. This is just headhunting for 3rd World. I know damned well that you can tap dozens of people better qualified than me to offer Breen a new job, miLady. Again; why me? Once Breen has the answer to her frozen hand puzzle, she'll probably toss me out and move on to the next morgue drawer."

"We think not. One of her degrees is in physics, Ed. According to what was believed and taught on Earth right up until the day the Amarans arrived, fields such as you and Stephie use routinely shouldn't be able to exist. She's been asking questions and trying to find more info concerning fields, so I can almost guarantee that she'll be very interested in you, even if not for your other sterling male qualities. I have to get back to work, now. Any other questions?"

"Yeah, several, but one in particular. Linda, if
you
couldn't convince her to join 3rd World, what makes you think I'll have any better luck?"

"Just give it a shot, Ed. If you fail, do it gracefully and inoffensively. Leave her door open for further attempts. Anything else?"

"No, I guess not. With my shield or on it, ma'am. Oh, hey! Tell Elkor to let me have any Breen info I ask for. He seemed reluctant."

"As he should. She still has a class Q clearance."

"Nukes? Weapons or power systems?"

"Power systems, as far as I know. Why are you surprised? She's been on the same nuke emergency roster as you for the last three years, Ed. You'd have met her if there'd been a problem with one of the Florida power plants."

"I don't read the rosters, Linda. My name is one of about two hundred or so here in Florida alone. Okay. I'll get whatever else I need from Elkor. Put whatever offers you want me to make to Breen where I can reach them and I'll call you if necessary."

"Done. Is that finally it?"

"You really want to get rid of me this morning, don't you?"

Her expression became somewhat stern. “Like I said, I'm busy. Later, Ed."

"Yeah. Sure. Later."

I stabbed the ‘off’ icon and sat back.

"Steph, would you like to be a real big part of what I'm doing today?"

"Sure. You don't sound too happy about your assignment, Ed. Do you dislike lesbians for some reason?"

"If I did, would I have spent the weekend sharing Selena with Toni?"

"They aren't lesbians. They're bisexuals."

"Picky. The answer is no, Steph. I don't dislike lesbians. I just don't date them."

"Was that an attempt at wry humor in the face of adversity, Ed?"

I sighed and said, “Well, yeah. I guess it was. Make the flight last about fifteen minutes, Steph. I need some time to soak up some more coffee and plot and scheme. Fact is, Breen could be useful to us if we handle this right."

"Useful how, Ed?"

"She has six degrees, stature within her academic community, she wields power of a sort, and she's the kind of woman who should be able to understand the problems caused by being different. Once she's come to know us a little, we'll find a way to let slip the news that you're essentially my legal slave. I think she'll probably want to help us—well,
you
, anyway—so it won't hurt to run things past her once."

When Steph began descending in front of a building in the middle of Tallahassee, I had a thought and picked up one of the coins from her stash of treasure. Steph offered to clean it for me, but I shook my head and said that I'd prefer it to remain dirty so that I'd have something to do while I waited for Breen.

"You intend to clean that coin while you wait? Why? For that matter, why would Dr. Breen keep you waiting?"

"Trust me on this, Steph. I'll be damned surprised if she doesn't stall at least five full minutes before meeting with me. Maybe longer. People like to play power games in offices. If she sees me picking at a gold coin with my knife, I'll become instantly unique and interesting without regard to anything having to do with fields."

"May I ask why you'd wish to be more interesting to her beyond the boundaries of your assignment, Ed? Linda did say not to take any chances..."