Authors: Michael Dirda
Novels about school life have been popular for generationsâ think of Thomas Hughes's
Tom Brown's Schooldays
or James Hilton's
Goodbye, Mr. Chips.
Here, again in roughly chronological order, are some more contemporary classics about teachers and students. They tend to be either very funny and satirical or deeply moving and inspiring, reflective, perhaps, of the Janus-like character of education.
Evelyn Waugh,
Decline and Fall
Mary McCarthy,
The Groves of Academe
Muriel Spark,
The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie
Kingsley Amis,
Lucky Jim
John Williams,
Stoner
Vladimir Nabokov,
Pnin
Michael Campbell,
Lord Dismiss Us
John Knowles,
A Separate Peace
Randall Jarrell,
Pictures from an Institution
John Updike,
The Centaur
John Barth,
Giles Goat-Boy
David Lodge,
Small World
Malcolm Bradbury,
The History Man
Alexander Theroux,
Darconvilles Cat
Harry Allard and James Marshall,
Miss Nelson Is Missing!
Francine Prose,
Blue Angel
James Hynes,
The Lecturers Tale
Richard Russo,
Straight Man
And just a handful of stories, memoirs, and plays:
Saki, “The Schwartz-Metterclune Method”
Jesse Stuart,
The Thread That Runs So True
George Orwell, “Such, Such Were the Joys”
Cyril Connolly, “A Georgian Boyhood” in
Enemies of Promise
Lionel Trilling, “Of That Time, Of That Place”
Bernard Malamud, “A Summer's Reading”
Ronald Harwood, “The Browning Version”
Every child should be taught what used to be called the social graces: good manners, clear speech, the art of dinner-table conversation, sketching, singing, competence in playing a musical instrument, and even ballroom dancing. Upon such simple foundations as these, true civilizations are built.
Certainly I've come to believe that educated men and women should beâtake a deep breathâtolerant, courteous, acquainted with the world's history, art, and literature, knowledgeable of modern science, “concerned” and active citizens, thoughtful about philosophical and religious questions, able to express strongly held views with clarity and force, devoted to family, and conscientious in the performance of their work.
That said, many of the world's artists and visionaries, overreach-ers and revolutionariesâthe people who aim to improve society, enlarge our imaginations, or win our battlesâwill be anything but ladies and gentlemen. (In the stark wisdom of Horace Walpole: “No great country was ever saved by good men because good men will not go to the length that may be necessary”) Obsession has its place, and our lives would be the poorer without our saints and superstars. Still, moderate character traitsâtemperance, studiousness, deliberation, appropriateness, prudenceâshould provide the ground for general civilized behavior. The cardinal virtues offer a bulwark against the temptations of fanaticism, whether in the form of religious zealotry or political jingoism, ruthless ambition or mindless conformity. As the Victorian poet William Cory
neatly wrote, one of the underappreciated benefits of education is that it “enables you to express assent or dissent in graduated terms.” Sometimes we may need to violate these mild, humane precepts, sometimes we do need to fight, but our reasons had better be good ones and subject to periodic reevaluation. Picasso, who could draw with the grace and beauty of line of a Renaissance master, knew perfectly well the rules he might choose to violate.
“Become who you are” went an ancient adage. Learning should lead to an independence of mind built on solid knowledge and a capacity for critical thinking. Unfortunately, ours is a society where doing well on examinations and standardized tests has grown so overemphasized that we have forgotten the importance for a young person to simply flounder about, try out various daydreams, make and learn from mistakes. “It is a rule of God's Providence,” said John Henry Newman, “that we succeed by failure.” Certainly the motto for any school, for any student of whatever age, should be Samuel Beckett's noble paradox: “Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”
No one who lives in the sunlight makes a failure of his life.
â ALBERT CAMUS
Long ago Henry David Thoreau observedâin probably his most famous single sentenceâthat “the mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.” Certainly a sense of alienation, of being disconnected from our truest selves, of having somehow lost our way is now so common that many of us simply take it for granted. It's the human condition, the fault of original sin, the fallout from a con-sumerist culture, or the result of a narcissistic preoccupation with our own egos.
Lying awake at 2 A.M., though, even the most apparently sue
cessful among us might wonder: Did I somehow take the wrong turn in the road? What went wrong? How did I come to be so dissatisfied with everything? A good deal of this malaise can be blamed on the American cult of speed. We are always on deadline, rushing from one appointment to the next, grabbing a quick bite at our desks, constantly multitasking, repeatedly checking our personal digital assistants and e-mail, weeping with road rage when the traffic slows, logging in ten or twelve hours at work, day after day. “No time to say hello, goodbye,” sang out Disney's cartoon White Rabbit. “I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.”
How many of us live on that edge, that fraying edge? In every aspect of our daily routines we feel overbooked, overscheduled, and overextended. “The cost of a thing,” also wrote Thoreau, “is that which I call life, which is required to be exchanged for it immediately or in the long run.”
A hundred years ago, the great polymath William Morris confessed, “Apart from the desire to produce beautiful things, the leading passion of my life has been and is hatred of modern civilization.” The poet-political activist-designer frankly loathed “the swinish luxury of the rich” and, perhaps more surprisingly, thought no better of the middle classes: “It is their ambition and the end of their whole lives to gain, if not for themselves yet at least for their children, the proud position of being obvious burdens on the community.” When imagining the human future, he even prophesied our own shoddy world of computers and concrete: “Was it all to end in a counting-house on the top of a cinder heap?”
In polemics like “How We Live and How We Might Live” and “Useful Work versus Useless Toil,” Morris blasts “the puffery of
wares, which has now got to such a pitch that there are many things which cost far more to sell than they do to make.” But what, then, is true wealth? “Wealth is what Nature gives us and what a reasonable man can make out of the gifts of Nature for his reasonable use. The sunlight, the fresh air, the unspoiled face of the earth, food, raiment, and housing necessary and decent; the storing up of knowledge of all kinds, and the power of disseminating it; means of free communication between man and man; works of art, the beauty which man creates when he is most a man, most aspiring and thoughtfulâall things which serve the pleasure of people, free, manly, and uncorrupted. This is wealth.”
Throughout his writings, Morris hammers away at the simple point that “the chief source of art is man's pleasure in his daily necessary work, which expresses itself and is embodied in that work itself.” “Have nothing in your house,” he also pleads, “that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.” Once called in by a duke to offer his views on the furnishings in the nobleman's palatial home, Morris suggested burning everything in it on a huge bonfire.
An unfulfilled vocation drains the color from a man's entire existence.âHonoré de Balzac
We succeed in enterprises which demand the positive qualities we possess, but we excel in those which can also make use of our defects.âAlexis de Tocqueville
So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's.âFriedrich Nietzsche
Consider the person who lets frivolities dominate him completely, until he becomes quite beside himself with all his pointless amusements and stupid crazes; such an individual may believe himself to be living happily, but the more he is convinced that this is so, the more desperately miserable his existence really is.  âCicero
It was not by gentle sweetness and womanly self-abnegation that she had brought order out of chaos; it was by strict method, by stern discipline, by rigid attention to detail; by ceaseless labor, by the fixed determination of an indomitable will.âLytton Strachey (describing Florence Nightingale)
One's greatest pleasures are derived from the uneducated part of one's personality.âJohann Wolfgang von Goethe
An 1890s decadent once met a young girl, of about twenty, “with a lithe body like a snake, a great red dangerous mouth, and enormous dark amber eyes that half shut and then expanded like great poisonous flowers. âNuffing amuses me,' she said, with her curious childish lisp, âeveryfing bores me. Nuffing ever did amuse me. I have nuffing to amuse me, nobody to be amused with. I don't care for men, women's talk always bores me. What am I to do? I don't know what to do with myself. All I care for is to sleep. Tell me what is there that will give me a new sensation?' And she lay back,
and gazed at me through her half-shut lids. I bent down and whispered, âOpium.'”âArthur Symons
We refilled our glasses with cognac, after which all things seemed possible.âWilliam Gerhardie
The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.âSamuel Johnson
It's odd how soon one comes to look on every minute as wasted that is given to earning one's salary.âP. G. Wodehouse
The maturity of manâthat means, to have reacquired the seriousness that one had as a child at play.âFriedrich Nietzsche
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.âG. K. Chesterton
It should not be forgotten how much the loser contributes to almost any game.âLord Dunsany
The universal demand for happiness and the widespread unhappiness in our society (and these are but two sides of the same coin) are among the most persuasive signs that we have begun to live in a labor society which lacks enough laboring to keep it contented. For only the animal
laborans
and neither the craftsman nor the man of action, has ever demanded to be “happy” or thought that mortal man could be happyâHannah Arendt
Sunday, July 19, slept, awoke, slept, awoke, miserable life. âFranz Kafka
Work is the best, and a certain numbness, a merciful numbness. âD.H. Lawrence
How should one spend a day? Or a lifetime? In truth, how we divide up work and leisure is a far more vexing question than it might initially seem. Work, for instance, can be of two major kinds: that which we like to do and that which we must do. Leisure, similarly, can restore our minds, spirits, and bodies, or it can sap those same minds, spirits, and bodies.
As with exercise and lovemaking, what matters in proper work is intensity. Generate enough intensity long enough, and you pass “into the zone,” “the sweet spot,” “the flow.” After dogged effort there suddenly descends a pervasive sense of what is almost grace, transcendence, an inner nonchalance. Everything simply falls into place without effort, as though we wereâtemporarilyâa gifted natural athlete or creative genius. After all, Mozart never needed to agonize over whether he was setting down the right notes: Whatever notes he set down were bound to be the right ones. This is genius, yes. But something similar arises with those who have studied, persisted, and broken through.
Goethe insisted that “no blessing is equal to the blessing of
work. Only lifelong work entitles a man to say: I have lived.” Similarly, Balzac asserted that constant, steady work was the law of both life and art. The great French novelist would labor through the night, fueled by cup after cup of coffee, writing the first drafts of his
Comédie Humaine
, then spend much of the dayâafter a brief napâcorrecting, amplifying, and reworking the printer's proofs of his books somewhat farther along in the publishing process. (There is a thrilling description of Balzac's work habitsâand his work habit, too, for he took to wearing a monk's robe at his deskâ in Stefan Zweig's old, slightly romanticized biography,
Balzac.)
No surprise that such a demiurge died at fifty-two, from drinkingâit was saidâfifty thousand cups of coffee, though overwork, lack of exercise, and an impressive girth doubtless played their parts too.