Authors: John Locke
Renee pulls the shower rod down and starts flailing away at me while explaining she’s always had to play second fiddle to Trudy. Precious Trudy, the young, pretty half-sister. The one her father chose to live with. The homecoming queen with the four-point-oh grade point average and sparkling personality.
“I can’t believe you fucked my sister!” she yells as she pounds me into a fetal position.
Somewhere between the slaps, punches, and tears—hers, not mine—I manage to calm her down enough to say I never had sex with her sister.
“Swear it!” she yells.
“I swear.”
“You did exactly what to her?”
“I might have kissed her.”
“Kissed her?”
“I might have. You know, like a peck on the cheek?”
“That’s it?”
“Yes.”
“She didn’t handcuff you to the fence and suck your dick?”
“What?”
“She’s been known to do that.”
“What?”
Now I’m pissed.
Trudy Lake.
DR. BOX BEAT me up pretty good last night. My eyes are so swollen I can barely see out of them. If I shift in my hospital bed the slightest bit it hurts. And a while ago I peed blood. The good news is everyone bought it. Our story, I mean. Not my pee.
Even Darrell thinks he’s the one that did this to me, which is a fair indicator of how fucked up on drugs he was last night. He sent word to me through one of the nurses.
He’s sorry.
“How badly hurt is he?” I ask.
“Well, he lost his spleen.”
“Is that important?”
“It helps with the immune system, but you don’t need it to live.”
“Well, that’s good news.”
The nurse shakes her head and chuckles.
“What?”
“That Darrell. He’s a funny one.”
“Funny?”
“He asked if we could save his spleen and give it back to him when he checks out.”
“Why?”
“The doctor said it was the biggest one he’s ever seen.”
“Knowin’ Darrell, he’s proud to have the biggest anythin’.”
“He says he’s got a taxidermist friend who can mount it, and he’d like to hang it in the bedroom, right above the bed. He said, ‘Trudy might like that.’”
She laughs at the thought and says, “Can you just imagine?”
I say, “Well of course I can! I’ve known him four years! And in Darrell’s brain, why wouldn’t that be comfortin’? Bein’ able to look up at my husband’s spleen every mornin’ when I open my eyes, knowing it was watchin’ over us the night before?”
They both laugh.
“Is it true he’s your husband and your brother?”
“Half brother. And I’d rather not talk about it.”
“Reason I asked, after my mom passed, my fifteen-year-old sister married our stepfather.”
“Oh, my God!” I say. “That had to be weird.”
“Weirder than you think. I was seventeen at the time and had to live with them for two years, since I couldn’t afford a place of my own. Want to hear the best part?”
“Of course!”
“Until I turned eighteen, social services classified my younger sister as my custodial mother!”
I laugh, hard, despite the pain. Then say, “I’m so sorry. I don’t mean to laugh.”
“That’s okay. I’m laughing too. I was just letting you know I’ve been there.”
“Oh, I almost forgot. Thanks for chargin’ up my phone this afternoon while I napped.”
“Well, I keep a charger here just for that purpose.”
“It was real nice of you.”
I let her do her job a few minutes, then ask, “Besides his spleen, will Darrell mend?”
“He will, but he’ll walk funny for a long time. I don’t envy his P.T.”
“What’s that?”
“Physical therapy. It’ll be a long, painful process, recovering the use of his legs.”
“But he will?”
“Eventually. He won’t be like he was, but he’ll be able to get around.”
“I don’t take comfort in Darrell’s sufferin’,” I say. “But I don’t feel sorry for him, either. He’s been a bullyin’ force in my life for too long. Dr. Box did the right thing.”
The nurse nods, and says, “Darrell will want to know if you have any messages for him.”
“Tell him I’m sorry he lost his spleen,” I say.
When I’m lucid enough to function normally, I check my messages and see where Gideon tried to call me a couple of times earlier today. I want to talk to him and thank him for the incredibly generous gift, but I’ve been busy with one visitor after another for the past two hours, and of course, policeman Clem’s been in my room most of the time. Whenever we find ourselves alone he tries to talk me into a courtship.
Gawd.
I don’t want to talk to Dr. Box with Clem in the room, nor do I know if he’s available to talk right now. So I text him a simple, two-word message: Call Me! And type in my cell number. If he calls, I’ll ask Clem to give me some privacy, and maybe Dr. Box and I can sort out our true feelin’s.
My guess is Dr. Box wants me back. He was headed to Ralston to visit Faith Hemphill, a woman he met on a datin’ site, but that didn’t work out. Their date got cut short when two burglars broke into Faith’s house and shot each other before Dr. Box turned up.
Don’t ask me how two burglars can shoot each other to death while tryin’ to rob an unarmed widow, but that’s how it went down, accordin’ to Sheriff Boyd, who spoke to the Ralston police. Of course, when I heard the burglars were Cletus and Renfro, it all came together.
Cletus and Renfro were Darrell’s meth cookers. While I don’t like to speak ill of the newly departed, it’s no secret that mentally speakin’, their driveways didn’t quite reach the road.
Darrell, whose own mental antenna can’t pick up the premium channels, obviously told them to drive to Faith’s house and kill Dr. Box. Darrell’s widely known for his jealousy, which makes me partly to blame for the twins’ death and Dr. Box’s busted date. What I mean to say is “broken date,” since I don’t know if Faith is busty or not.
But speakin’ of Faith, you might be wonderin’ how Darrell knew who she was and where she lived. Those are good questions, and here’s another: how did Darrell know Dr. Box was headin’ to her place for a date?
Only one way I can think of.
Daddy.
Sheriff Boyd must’ve questioned Dr. Box, and shared the information with Daddy. And why wouldn’t he? Him and Daddy have been thicker than thieves since before I can remember. If he told Daddy about Faith Hemphill, you know he told Daddy about the hand job. It’s embarrassin’ enough Clem knows about it. Can’t wait to hear Daddy’s take on it.
So Sheriff Boyd told Daddy about Faith, and Daddy told Darrell, hopin’ he’d tell Cletus and Renfro to kill Dr. Box.
Why?
Best I can tell, Daddy benefits from Dr. Box’s death two ways. First, it keeps him out of my pants. Dr. Box, I mean, not Daddy. Second, it prevents Dr. Box from testifyin’ against Daddy in court for attempted murder.
Hang on a sec, I’m getting a text.
This is weird.
It’s from my half-sister, Renee Williams. It says: Keep your ass away from Dr. Gideon Box! I won’t tell you again!
What?
Oh, my!
Poor Gideon.
If he’s hooked up with Renee he’s in for wild ride.
What circumstances could possibly come together to cause the two of them to run into each other? I wonder where they met, and which story she’s told. She usually poses as a fundraiser for an organization that helps grant memorable experiences for dyin’ children, but sometimes she pretends to be a librarian, kindergarten teacher, undercover cop, or fishing guide.
Fishing guide’s the worst. If Renee takes you out on her bass boat, you’re likely to stay wet a long time, since fishing lures don’t run deep enough to snag clothin’ where she claims to sink her bodies.
That’s a terribly unfair statement for me to make, since it’s based totally on rumors and a recording of drunk talk from Renee herself taped by a shiftless Tennessee reporter who misrepresented himself as a suitor and got her plastered one night, hopin’ to break the story of what become of Renee’s husband and best friend.
That was nearly two years ago, and while the rumors and drunken statements were inadmissible, they were deemed credible enough to cause officials to devote two weeks to draggin’ the lower part of Kentucky Lake for the bodies. Of course, it was wasted effort, since the lake’s a hundred and eighty-four miles long, up to two miles wide, and three hundred-sixty feet deep. Not to mention Renee could have cut through the pass to Lake Barkley to sink the bodies. That lake is almost as long, wide, and deep.
Being that Renee’s family, I try extra hard not to judge her.
But others have.
The only reason she’s on this side of prison bars is the lack of bodies and two barely-hung juries. Both juries polled guilty, eleven to one. But eleven ain’t twelve, and the small Tennessee county where she was livin’ didn’t have the funds to try her a third time.
Renee bounced back, wound up marryin’ her jailer, Roy Williams, got a teachin’ certificate, and seemed to be headin’ in the right direction with her life. But Roy suffered a stroke and lost his job, and Renee divorced him, moved to Logan County, and got a job teaching kindergarten that came to an end a few weeks ago when her past caught up to her.
“Somethin’ wrong, Trudy?” Clem says, from his post at the back of the room.
“Nope, I’m fine.”
“Want me to re-arrange your pillows again?”
“Nope, I’m good. Thanks.”
Dr. Box arranged for me to receive ten thousand dollars a month for the next two years. While it’s much more than I need, it’s an insanely generous gift. It wouldn’t be right to accept that much money.
But I’ll accept some.
Enough to get me started with a new life.
My relationship with Dr. Box seemed to end before it got started. I was hopin’ for more, but I think my family history scared him off.
As it should have.
I’d been prepared to step aside and let him go on with his life, but that was before I realized how much he needs me. And he does, at least for the near future.
Dr. Box is in serious danger, and I need to warn him.
What concerns me most?
Renee texted me from his cell phone.
I can’t think of any scenario in which Dr. Box would willingly allow my crazy sister to screen his messages or text people from his phone.
Especially me.
I know he wants to talk to me, or he wouldn’t have called me twice this afternoon.
I shake my head, thinkin’ about the rough twenty-four hours my family’s put Dr. Box through. First, Daddy knocked him unconscious. Then he robbed him, kicked his nuts, and hung him. Then the barn roof collapsed on him. Then he lost a possible love connection with Faith, when the people my brother and husband Darrell sent to kill him shot each other instead. And now my sister Renee is likely holdin’ him against his will, and makin’ threats against me that’ll eventually drive her to punish him.
If I can somehow manage to protect Dr. Box from Renee, Daddy, Darrell, and the local police, and if he and I wind up gettin’ engaged someday, can you just imagine the scene my kinfolk will make at our weddin’?
“CLEM, COULD YOU give me a few minutes of privacy?” I say.
“You’re not gonna call him, are you?”
“That’s none of your business.”
He frowns. “I don’t like it. And I sure as hell don’t like him.”
Great.
Dr. Box has managed to make yet another enemy in law enforcement.
When Clem leaves the room I call Dr. Box, but get no answer.
“Clem!” I shout.
He comes flyin’ through the door.
“What’s wrong?”
“Call Sheriff Boyd.”
“Why?”
“I need to talk to him.”
“What about?”
“Just call him.”
“He’s gonna ask why.”
“Maybe so, but he’ll come.”
He glares at me a minute, and I glare back.
“I don’t like it,” he says.
“Why am I not surprised?”
Dr. Gideon Box.
I’VE GONE THROUGH a lot of emotions over the past twenty-four hours. Heard good things, weird things, bad things. Learning I was about to be hung was the worst, hands down. I mean, literally, my hands were down, cuffed behind my back. So that was the worst.
A close second was learning I’m not the first guy Trudy’s fence-kissed.
Worse, according to her own sister, Trudy’s blown other guys at the very same fence.
And here I thought I was special.
I come out of the shower, dejected.
Renee sees it. She can tell my mood has shifted.
“I’m here for you, Gideon,” she says.
I grab my clothes from the sink as I pass her, heading to the bed. I sit, put my socks on, then stand and finish dressing.
“Can I ask you a question?” she asks.
I raise a palm. “Why not?”
“What happened to your neck?”
Something in the way she asked the question makes me do a double-take.
I can’t explain how, but I do believe Renee knows her Daddy had something to do with the rope burn around my neck.
“You just noticed that?” I say.
“Of course not! I noticed it right off. I think you might have a permanent mark there.”
Now I have two lovely thoughts. The woman I love gives blowjobs at the dumpster, and her father gives permanent rope-burn tattoos.
There’s a knock at the door.
“Room service!” a voice calls out from the hall.
I notice Renee’s still naked from the waist down.
She backs into the bathroom and closes the door. I let him in, he sets up the food, and leaves. When Renee comes out I can tell she’s been crying.
“What’s wrong?”
“This is all going badly,” she says.
“What is?”
“Our date.”
I nod.
“It’s all because of her!” she says.
“Who?”
“Trudy.”
She’s right. But I say, “That’s not true. It’s just that I had a horrible time at the police station earlier.”
“Oh my God!” she says. “You’re right! I was so excited to see you, I never asked what happened!”