Authors: Ellery Queen
âWhy did Jim run out on you that first time? Three years ago, just before you were to be married, when Jim left Wrightsville?'
Pat looked at her sister anxiously. âThat.' Nora was surprised. âThat wasn't anything. It couldn't have anything to doâ'
âNevertheless, I'd like to know.'
âYou'd have to know Jim. When we met and fell in love and all, I didn't realize just how independent Jim was. I didn't see anything wrong inâwell, accepting help from Father until Jim got on his feet. We'd argue about it for hours. Jim kept saying he wanted me to live on his cashier's salary.'
âI remember those battles,' murmured Pat, âbut I didn't dream they were soâ'
âI didn't take them seriously enough, either. When Mother told me Father was putting up the little house and furnishing it for us as a wedding gift, I thought I'd keep it a surprise for Jim. So I didn't tell him until the day before the wedding. He got furious.'
âI see.'
âHe said he'd already rented a cottage on the other side of town for fifty dollars a monthâit was all we'd be able to afford, he said, we'd just have to learn to live on what he earned.' Nora sighed. âI suppose I lost my temper, too. Weâ¦had a fight. A bad one. And then Jim ran away. That's all.' She looked up. âThat's really all. I never told Father or Mother or anyone about it. Having Jim run out on me just because of a thing like thatâ'
âJim never wrote to you?'
âNot once. And Iâ¦thought I'd die. The whole town was talkingâ¦Then Jim came back, and we both admitted what fools we'd been, and here we are.'
So from the very first it had been the house, thought Ellery. Queer! Wherever he turned in this case, the house was there. Calamity Houseâ¦Ellery began to feel that the reporter who had invented the phrase was gifted with second sight. âAnd these quarrels you and Jim have been having since your marriage?'
Nora winced. âMoney. He's been asking for money. And my cameo, and other thingsâ¦But that's just temporary,' she said quickly. âHe's been gambling at that roadhouse on Route 16âI suppose every man goes through a phase like thatâ'
âNora, what can you tell me about Rosemary Haight?'
âNot a thing. I know she's dead, and it sounds an awful thing to say, butâ¦I didn't like her. At all.'
âAmen,' said Patty grimly.
âCan't say I was smitten myself,' murmured Ellery. âBut I meanâdo you know anything about her that might tie her in withâ¦well, the letters, Jim's conduct, the whole puzzle?'
Nora said tightly: âJim wouldn't talk about her. But I know what I felt. She was
no good
, Ellery. I don't see how she ever came to be Jim's sister.'
âWell, she was,' said Ellery briskly, âand you're tired, Nora. Thanks. You'd have been wholly justified in telling me to mind my own business about all this.' Nora squeezed his hand, and he left as Pat went into the bathroom to wet a towel for her sister's head. Nothing. Utter nothing. And tomorrow the inquest!
16
The Aramean
Coroner Salemson was nervous about the whole thing. Any audience more numerous than three paralyzed his vocal cords; and it is a matter of public record that the only time the coroner opened his mouth at Town Meeting except for breathing purposesâhe had asthmaâwas one year when J. C. Pettigrew reared up and demanded to know why the office of Coroner shouldn't be voted out of existenceâChic Salemson hadn't had a corpus to justify his salary in his nine years' tenure. And then all the Coroner could stammer was: âBut suppose!' And so now, at last, there was a corpus.
But a corpus meant an inquest, and that meant the Coroner had to sit up there in Judge Martin's court (borrowed from the County for the occasion) and preside; and that meant talk, and lots of it, before hundreds of glittering Wrightsville eyesânot to mention the eyes of Chief Dakin and Prosecutor Bradford and County Sheriff Gilfant and Lord knows who. To make matters worse, there was John F. Wright. To think of the exalted Name linked nastily with a murder weakened the Coroner's knees; John F. was his household god.
So as Coroner Salemson rapped feebly for order in the jammed courtroom he was a nervous, miserable, and desperate man. And all through the selection of the Coroner's Jury he became more nervous, and more miserable, and more desperate, until finally his nervousness and misery were swallowed by his desperation, and he saw what he must do to cut his ordeal short and saveâif saving was possibleâthe honor of the Wright name.
To say that the old Coroner sabotaged the testimony deliberately would be unjust to the best horseshoe pitcher in Wright County. No, it was just that from the first the Coroner was convinced no one named Wright, or connected with anyone named Wright, could possibly have had the least pink or brownish stain on his conscience. So obviously it was either all a monstrous mistake, or the poor woman committed suicide or something, and strike this out, and that's just
supposing
â¦and the result was that, to the disgust of Dakin, the relief of the Wrights, the sad amusement of Mr Ellery Queen andâabove allâthe disappointment of Wrightsville, the confused Coroner's Jury brought in a harmless verdict of âdeath at the hands of person or persons unknown' after several days of altercation, heat, and gavel breaking.
Chief Dakin and Prosecutor Bradford immediately retired to Bradford's office for another conference, the Wrights sped home thankfully, and Coroner Salemson fled to his twelve-room ancestral home in the Junction, where he locked himself in with trembling hands and got drunk on an old bottle of gooseberry wine left over from his orphaned niece Eppie's wedding to old man Simpson's son Zachariah in 1934.
Gently, gently, into one neat six-foot hole in the ground
. What's her name? Rosalie? Rose-Marie? They say she was a glamour girl. The one they're buryingâthe one Jim Haight poisoned by mistakeâhis Sisterâ¦Who says Jim Haightâ¦? Why, it was right there in the
Record
only yesterday! Didn't you read it? Frank Lloyd didn't
say
so, just like that; but you know if you read between the linesâ¦Sure, Frank's sore. Sweet on Nora Wright, Frank was, and Jim Haight cut him out. Never did like Haight. Kind of cold propositionâcouldn't look you in the eye, âpears to meâ¦So he was the one, huh? Why don't they arrest him? That's what I'd like to know!
Ashes to ashes
â¦Think there's dirty work going on? Wouldn't be bowled over! Cart Bradford and that Patricia Wright started necking years ago. That's Haight's sister-in-law. Aaah, the rich always get away with murder. Nobody's getting away with murder in Wrightsville. Not if we have to take the lawâ
Gently, gently
â¦Rosemary Haight was buried in East Twin Hill Cemetery, not (people were quick to remark) in West Twin Hill Cemetry, where the Wrights had interred their dead for two hundred-odd years. The transaction was negotiated by John Fowler Wright, acting for his son-in-law James Haight, and Peter Callendar, sales manager of the Twin Hill Eternity Estates, Inc., selling price sixty dollars. John F. handed Jim the deed to the grave in silence as they drove back from the funeral.
The next morning Mr Queen, rising early for purposes of his own, saw the words WIFE KILLER printed in red school chalk on the sidewalk before Calamity House. He erased them.
âMorning,' said Myron Garback of the High Village Pharmacy.
âMorning, Mr Garback,' said Mr Queen, frowning. âI've got a problem. I've rented a house and there's a small greenhouse in the gardenâfound vegetables growing there, by George! In January!'
âYes?' said Myron blankly.
âWell, now, I'm mighty fond of home-grown tomatoes and there's a fine tomato plant or two in my greenhouse, only the plant's overrun with some kind of round little bugâ'
âMmmm. Yellowish?'
âThat's right. With black stripes on their wings. At least,' said Mr Queen helplessly, âI think they're black.'
âEating the leaves, are they?'
âThat's just what the pests are doing, Mr Garback!'
Myron smiled indulgently. â
Doryphora decemlineata
. Pardon me. I like to show off my Latin. Sometimes known as the potato beetle, more commonly called a potato bug.'
âSo that's all they are,' said Mr Queen with disappointment. âPotato bugs!
Dory
âwhat?'
Myron waved his hand. âIt doesn't matter. I suppose you'll want something to discourage them, eh?'
âPermanently,' said Mr Queen with a murderous scowl.
Myron bustled off and returned with a small tin carton, which he began to wrap in the High Village Pharmacy's distinctive pink-striped wrapping paper. âThis'll do the trick!'
âWhat's in it that discourages them?' asked Mr Queen.
âArsenicâarsenious oxid. About fifty per cent. Technicallyâ¦' Myron paused. âI mean, strictly speaking, it's copper aceto-arsenite in this preparation, but it's the arsenic that slaughters 'em.' He tied the package and Mr Queen handed him a five-dollar bill. Myron turned to the cash register. âWant to be careful with that stuff, of course. It's poisonous.'
âI certainly hope so!' exclaimed Mr Queen.
â
And
five,' said Myron. âThank you. Call again.'
âArsenic, arsenic,' said Mr Queen loquaciously. âSay, isn't that the stuff I was reading about in the
Record?
I mean that murder case? Some woman swallowed it in a cocktail at a New Year's Eve party?'
âYes,' said the pharmacist. He gave Ellery a sharp look and turned away, presenting his graying nape and heavy shoulders to his customer.
âWonder where they got it,' said Mr Queen nosily, leaning on the counter again. âYou'd need a prescription, wouldn't you, from a doctor?'
âNot necessarily' It seemed to Ellery that Pharmacist Garback's voice took on an edge. âYou didn't need one just now! There's arsenic in a lot of commercial preparations.' He fussed with some cartons on the shaving-preparations shelf.
âBut if a druggist did sell a person arsenic without a Prescriptionâ'
Myron Garback turned about hotly. âThey won't find anything wrong with
my
records! That's what I told Dakin, and the only way Mr Haight could have got it would have been when he boughtâ'
âYes?' asked Ellery, breathing not at all.
Myron bit his lip. âExcuse me, sir,' he said. âI really mustn't talk about it.' Then he looked startled. âWait a minute!' he exclaimed. âAren't you the man Whoâ?'
âNo, indeed,' said Mr Queen hastily. âGood morning!' And he hurried out. So it had been Garback's pharmacy. A something. A trail. And Dakin had picked it up. Quietly. They were working on Jim Haightâquietly.
Ellery struck out across the slippery cobbles of the Square towards the bus stop near the Hollis Hotel. An iced wind was whistling, and he put up his overcoat collar and half-turned to protect his face. As he turned, he noticed a car pull into a parking space on the other side of the Square. The tall figure of Jim Haight got out and strode quickly towards the Wrightsville National Bank. Five small boys with strapped books swinging over their shoulders spied Jim and began to troop after him. Ellery stopped, fascinated. They were evidently jeering Jim, because Jim stopped, turned, and said something to them with an angry gesture. The boys backed off, and Jim turned away.
Ellery shouted. One of the boys had picked up a stone. He threw it, hard. Jim went down on his face.
Ellery began to run across the Square. But others had seen the attack, and, by the time he reached the other side of the Square, Jim was surrounded by a crowd. The boys had vanished. âLet me through, please!' Jim was dazed. His hat had fallen off. Blood oozed from a dark stain on his sandy hair.
âPoisoner!' said a fat woman. âThat's himâthat's the poisoner!â¦' âWife killer!â¦' âWhy don't they arrest him?â¦' âWhat kind of law have we got in this town, anyway?â¦' âHe ought to be strung up!â¦' A small dark man kicked Jim's hat. A woman with doughy cheeks jumped at Jim, screaming.
âStop that!' growled Ellery. He cuffed the small man aside, stepped between the woman and Jim, and said hastily: âOut of this, Jim. Come on!'
âWhat hit me?' asked Jim. His eyes were glassy. âMy headâ'
â
Lynch the dirty bastard
!'
âWho's the other one?'
âGet him, too!'
Ellery found himself, absurdly, fighting for his life with a group of blood-maddened savages who were dressed like ordinary people. As he struck back, he was thinking: This is what comes of meddling. Get out of this town. It's no good. Using his elbows, his feet, the heels of his hands, and occasionally a fist, he maneuvered the screeching crowd with him towards the bank building. âHit back, Jim!' he shouted. âDefend yourself!'
But Jim's hands remained at his sides. One sleeve of his overcoat had disappeared. A rivulet of blood coursed down a cheek. He let himself be pushed, poked, punched, scratched, kicked. Then a one-woman Panzer division struck the crowd from the direction of the curb. Ellery grinned painfully over a swollen lip. Hatless, white-mittened, fighting mad. âYou cannibals! Let 'em alone!' Pat screamed.
âOuch!'
âServes you right, Hosy Malloy! And youâMrs Landsman! Aren't you ashamed? And you drunken old witch, youâyes, I mean you, Julie Asturio! Stop it!
Stop it, I say
.'
âAttaboy, Patsy!' shouted a man from the edge of the crowd. âBreak it up, folksâcome on, that's no way to carry on!'
Pat burst through to the struggling men. At the same moment Buzz Congress, the bank âspecial,' ran out and hit the crowd with himself. Since Buzz weighed two hundred and fifteen pounds, it was a considerable blow; people squawked and scattered, and between them Ellery and Pat got Jim into the bank. Old John F. ran by them and breasted the crowd, his gray hair whipping in the wind. âGo home, you lunatics!' roared John F. âOr I'll sail into you myself!'