Camp Nurse (4 page)

“I have some concerns, things that need your immediate attention.”

“I hear you, but give it time. I know it’s crazy-busy at first, but trust the process.” He tucked his clipboard into the crook of his arm in order to take my hands in his. “You can do it, Nurse Tilda. Be positive!”

Over those first few days I realized that if I was going to last, I’d need a daily routine. But when I tried to set infirmary hours, the kids still came and knocked on my door whenever they liked, day or night. During the brief intervals of quiet, I locked up and walked around camp. I liked to watch the activities because everyone seemed so happy, even doing their chores. My own kids were having a great time, too. Harry found a snake and kept it in a jar beside his bed, along with a pile of flat skimming stones he was collecting. Max discovered the joys of peeing in the forest, climbing trees, and hanging out with his new pal, Wheels, the camp driver, who took him for rides around camp on his
BMX
bike.

Why couldn’t I just relax, enjoy it like everyone else?

By the third day, the flow of traffic in the infirmary had not slowed and the nights were still full of interruptions. By day the campers came; at night, it was the counsellors. At the end of each day I was exhausted but I learned that there was no point going to bed before midnight because I would only get woken up. One night, for some strange reason (sisterly bonding?), there was a run of gynecological problems. Long after midnight, a counsellor woke me up about a menstrual problem.

“I’m losing all my blood,” she wailed. “It’s extreme.”

“How long has this been going on?”

“Weeks and weeks,” she moaned.

“Is it worse tonight? Why did you decide to come to me now, so late at night?”

“I was walking past and saw your light was on.”

I had taken to leaving a little light on in the hallway to help me as I fumbled around for my flashlight and jeans when I got woken up. I made a note to self to remember to turn it off. I handed her pads and tampons and promised to book her an appointment with a doctor tomorrow. “It’s not easy being a girl,” I commiserated.

Shortly after that girl left, another one came to the door with a “quick question” about itchiness and burning, “down there.”
Doesn’t anyone ever sleep at this place?
I offered to obtain the treatment for a possible yeast infection the next day.

“Okay, but if I take it, how soon after can I, you know, be with my boyfriend?”

“The over-the-counter treatment takes three nights. After that, you should be okay.”

“We can’t wait that long!” She burst into tears.

“Goodbye!” I showed her the door.

I would never talk to a hospital patient like this, but here, it seemed the way to go.

I dozed off, but around four in the morning, I woke up and turned on the light.
Something is not right
, I thought. Just then, Wheels carried Micaela into the infirmary. She was crying and scared. Wheels’s tough-guy image and usual bluster were gone. He was gentle, holding her close and stroking her hair.

“I hate camp,” Micaela said. “I am sooooo homesick. I want to go home.”

“Is there anything you like about camp?” I asked.

“I only like hanging out with you in the infirmary.”

“You seem happy during the day. You have lots of friends.”

“It’s an act. I’m faking it all the time.”

She sat up, now wide awake. “Do you want to play chess?” she asked Wheels, putting her arm around his shoulder.

“Listen, Micaela, it’s late. Can we discuss this in the morning?”

She nodded. I put her to bed in the infirmary, just down the hall, and she seemed pleased with that.

The late nights, the broken sleep, and my daytime worries were getting to me, and there were still two and a half weeks to go. I cornered Mike after breakfast the next day. “We need to talk,” I said.

“Are you having a hard time, Nurse Tilda? You look like you could use a hug.”

I dodged him and continued. “There are a few problems that need your immediate attention.”

“Lay it on me, sister,” he said, patting my back.

I gave him my top-ten list of what needed to be done to make the camp safer.

“Whoa!” Mike said, holding up his hands. “You’re stressing out for nothing. You know what, Nurse Tilda? These are awesome suggestions. Maybe you should come to a staff meeting. We don’t usually allow parental involvement because we’re self-governing, but we might make an exception in your case. I’ll run it by the others, put it to a vote, and if they’re okay with it, you can join us tomorrow, after breakfast. Sound like a plan?” He put his arm around me. “Hang in there, Nurse Tilda.”

What choice did I have?

From time to time, I checked on my kids, but there really was no need. At least
they
were enjoying camp. Harry was particularly impressed with the lake. He thought its warm currents were from an underwater heating system. I didn’t correct him but did dispel the camp myth that was scaring him and the others about poisonous rainbow frogs that ate little kids’ toes. As for Max, he loved everything.

“Where’s Max?” I asked his counsellor one day when I was down at the lake. The counsellor was stretched out, belly up, on the dock, a towel over his face.

“No idea,” he mumbled from under the towel. He looked like he was taking a nap.
Was he the lifeguard?
Did I have to supervise the waterfront too? I clenched my teeth. Mothers probably made the best lifeguards, anyway, I thought as I scanned the beach for Max.

“Nurse Tilda!” someone called. “You’re needed in the infirmary.” Okay, but where was Max? He was a bit of a wanderer, and though he always found his way back, I was worried. I could see kids gathering outside the infirmary at the top of the hill, waiting for me, so I headed back.
Max’ll show up
, I told myself.

Just then, Wheels on his
BMX
bike came barrelling down the hill toward me at top speed. “Yo, Nurse! Comin’ through!”

He had a passenger. Perched on the handlebars, his bare feet jutting out in front, was Max! “Boo-ya! Step off!” Wheels called out. I jumped out of the way just in time. Wheels slammed on the brakes, Max tumbled off and stood up, giggling madly.

No helmet or protective pads? I scolded Wheels.

By the time I got back to the infirmary, the place was packed. The ceramics instructor who often had just “one quick question” now had “just one more.” A little girl was pale and feeling “yucky.” Another kid claimed to have been attacked by a swarm of killer bees. There was a boy with a scraped arm, and a
CIT
who was complaining about a wart he’d had for the past three months. Zack was there, too. After my daily nagging, he’d finally showed up so I could clean his wound. (He hadn’t gotten sutures and now it was far too late.)

I did what any nurse would do: triage. Mentally, I prioritized them from life-threatening conditions to emergencies, to potential serious problems, to everything else. With that logic in mind, I took the bee boy first, just in case he really had been swarmed and might be having an allergic reaction. But I couldn’t find any stingers and decided the small raised bump on his arm was merely a mosquito bite. (I most definitely did not follow the
advice from the first-aid wheel:
For insect stings: Remove stinger and wick the poison out with wet tobacco leaves
.) I put some soothing cream on the spot and sent him on his way. Then, I let the little girl who was feeling yucky lie down on a cot while I disinfected the boy’s scraped arm. A few of his friends had by now joined him, all of them trolling for Band-Aids. I tended to be stingy with Band-Aids and doled them out seldom and reluctantly. I preferred to leave small abrasions open to air. Band-Aids seemed useless and I dreaded coming upon soggy ones in the sand or clogging up the shower drain. “I’ll give you one,” I told the boy with the scraped arm, “but only if you promise to dispose of it in a garbage can when you take it off.” I told the
CIT
with the wart to wait till he got home to get treatment. Finally, I turned to Zack’s knee. Although it was the most serious problem, it would take the longest to treat. The moment I saw it, red and inflamed around the open edges, oozing with thick, sticky pus, I knew it was infected. He would have to see a doctor for antibiotics. I was furious. This infection was totally preventable.

“Why didn’t you come to me earlier to have this wound cleaned? This happened almost a week ago! You’re a counsellor. You should know better.”

Zack didn’t argue. He looked sheepish. Just then, a tough-looking kid wearing purple-brown fingernail polish and filthy jeans with heavy chains hanging out of the pocket burst into the waiting room.

“Hey, do you have anything for depression?” he called out, as nonchalantly as if he was asking for a cough drop. “But please don’t call my parents,” he begged me. “They’ll have a cow.”

He wasn’t homesick, he said, he loved camp, but kept having these “bad thoughts.” Zack used the distraction to beat a hasty retreat, promising he’d come back again to follow up about his knee. By then, the girl who had been lying down had recovered and returned to her cabin with her counsellor, and the ceramics
instructor who had only a “quick question” had gotten impatient and left, so Phillip and I had some privacy.

“Phillip, I want to call your parents. This may be something serious, something you need help for.”

“Ahh, do you have to? I wouldn’t have told you if I knew you’d rat on me. Don’t you have a pill I could take right now, to help me sleep?”

“Come with me, let’s go out.” I’d learned the best way to get my own sons to talk was to get them moving. In motion, the words came. As we walked, Phillip agreed to let me contact his parents and restart his antidepressant meds if that’s what they decided he needed. He promised he’d come back to talk with me again.

The next morning after breakfast, I went to the staff lounge, where the senior staff members held their morning meeting. They were lying on the filthy old couches, sinking into the deep indents made by many previous weary bodies. The guys were stretched out, their heads in the girls’ laps; girls lay back with their heads in other guys’ laps. Slumped into each other, the whole mess of them looked like rows of wayward dominoes. I pulled up a metal folding chair and launched into my list of concerns: waterfront safety, the importance of sunscreen, fluids to avoid dehydration, general hygiene, and foot care.

Mike stifled a yawn.

Wheels got up and walked out. “Catch ya later, Nurse Tilda!”

Carly, the head of culture and education, who everyone called Gidget and was hooked up with Moon Doggie (I figured out that their nicknames were a reference to an old
TV
sitcom), had been paying attention at first, but soon I lost her too. I’d already had a run-in with her the day before when she asked me to check her and her campers, but I didn’t find the lice that she swore her
entire cabin of little girls was infested with. She sat there, sullenly, fiddling nervously with her nose ring or else poking her fingers into her Afro, checking for lice when she thought no one was looking.

One by one, as if felled by a sedative, they tuned me out or drifted off to sleep. There was only the sound of my voice droning on about sun hats and closed-toe shoes, especially on long hikes, but no one was listening. Mike was actually snoring softly.

Let me out of here!
I thought, but there was no escape. Young people usually have to inhabit the adult world, accommodate to our tastes, timetables, and rules. Here, at camp I was stuck, having to put up with their preference for late-night parties, their predilection for mac and cheese, watery hot chocolate, and ramen noodles with msg broth, and being exposed to their unfamiliar music. I was held captive, trapped in the lonely chasm of the generation gap. Before I came here I’d thought of myself as young and hip, but now I felt like an old lady, nagging, scolding, and complaining. I was wearing jeans and a top from Old Navy but to them it was as if I was wearing polyester stretch pants, bifocals on a string around my neck, and hobbling along with a walker. I crumpled up my list and angrily lobbed it into a garbage can. Mike woke up with a start. “Hey, save a tree! Use the recycling bin,” he said. He was right but I wasn’t in the mood.

After the meeting, Mike came over. “Nurse Tilda, you look like you need a hug.”

I stepped back. “No one was paying attention, Mike,” I complained. “This is important stuff.”

“Camp Na-Gee-La is all about process. We’re a community of shared governance. We don’t come down heavy with rules. Everyone has their say.”

“Not when it comes to health and safety.”

“That nurse needs to chill,” someone said as I walked away.

“Yeah,” her friend agreed. “She should take anger management.”

Meanwhile, everyone else seemed to be having a grand old time. My own kids loved camp. Phillip was feeling a lot better after his outburst in the infirmary and our walk and talk and there were no more Micaela meltdowns. In fact, as I strolled around camp, all I ever heard were the sounds of laughter, of gleeful kids at play. I was the only miserable one. Even on rainy days, when they stayed in their cabins and had a bunk day indoors, they entertained themselves by singing funny cheers, performing silly skits, and playing board games and rock, paper, scissors, for hours. It was nice to see how content they could be, whatever the weather, managing quite well without parental intervention, technology, or toys. Of course, there were many days when they got into lots of mischief, plotting and carrying out pranks such as panty raids, cabin-hopping (when they invaded another cabin or sometimes even switched over all the furniture and camper belongings), and toilet seat-greasing. One afternoon, a posse of boys burst into the infirmary, begging to borrow the stretchers and bandages so they could dress up like accident victims. They took pictures of each other to send to their parents.

But I didn’t give up trying to bring them in line with what was important to me: health and safety. After they returned from a five-kilometre hike into town to buy (and, of course, share) candy, they were flushed and happy, but their arms and faces were badly sunburned and their feet were sore and blistered. Again, my lecture to the counsellors fell on deaf ears.