“So where are the cannon?” asked Keith.
“Hauled off to Fort Independence in Boston under the command of Paul Revere, who had rowed past those very guns on his way to his famous ride.”
“ ‘Just as the moon rose over the bay, where swinging wide at her moorings lay the
Somerset
, British Man-o-War; a phantom ship, with each mast and spar across the moon like a prison bar…. ’ ” George loved to show off his arcane knowledge—like Longfellow’s “Paul Revere’s Ride.”
“So what put her on the bar?” Geoff was half listening while he watched Keith scamper down to the water’s edge.
“Edward Rowe Snow suggests she lost her main yard halyard,” said the professor. “But he was more entertainer than maritime historian. The log at the Naval War College in Greenwich makes no such mention. Besides, what captain would have allowed something like that to deteriorate?”
“Or admit it if he had?” said George.
“Ourry blames it on the treachery of the back shore, but he hints at sabotage. We know he had captured some privateers. It could have been one of them… young Sam Hilyard, for example.”
There was some surprise at that. Geoff was surprised that Sam had been there. The old historian was surprised that Geoff knew so little about his forebears.
Geoff said, “He wrote a batch of letters to Hannah Bigelow that my wife read, and he built the house my uncle lives—lived in. But this
Somerset
story is news to me. You say he sank the ship?”
“If Snow’s theory is correct, he could have done something in the rigging. Or it might have been ship’s physician William Thayer. He stayed in Truro when his mates were marched off to Boston, became the local doctor, raised a family here. You have to wonder why he would leave the verdure of his native Hertfordshire to live on what by then was nothing more than a desolate arm of sand. And I wonder why you don’t know more about your famous ancestors, sir, so you can tell your son.”
Geoff looked at the boy playing tag with the waves. “I wonder myself.”
ii.
Janice ate a butter crunch doughnut and managed to be civil to George as he rattled on about the ghost ship.
“All’s
I
saw was a lot of burned wood,” said Keith around a mouthful of doughnut.
“That’s all it was,” said Janice. “They can’t even be sure if it’s the
Somerset
.”
“Naval archaeologists are convinced.”
“
Archaeologists
.” Janice said the word as though it were a mouthful of shit, because in real estate development, wherever archaeologists tread, delays were sure to follow.
George brought his baggy face close to hers and, perfect mimic that he was, said “Developers” in the same tone of voice.
She looked at Geoff. “You should spend more time with Jimmy and less with this troublemaker.”
“That’s the nicest thing I’ve been called in a long time.” George laughed and headed for the bathroom.
“New house rules,” she shouted. “If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.”
Geoff started to laugh, but she cut him off. “Not funny. If we need a new septic system, you’re going to have to sell something or get some kind of job other than treasure hunting.” She finished her coffee and buttoned the grim taupe-colored linen suit she wore with her mood.
Geoff scratched his stubble. “The doughnut was a peace offering.”
“A peace offering would be more architectural drawings, or a promise that you were over the foolishness about Rake’s murder, or a commitment to stop looking for that stupid legend.”
Now George came out of the bathroom. “Pity, Jan, that you have to sell real estate on such a gorgeous day.”
“Somebody’s got to make some money around here.”
“Nice feed,” said Geoff.
“I like to play straight man,” answered George.
“Because it’s the only time anyone calls
you
straight.” Janice hustled the kids out to the car. “Talk some sense to him, George.”
“I already have. I think he’s on the right track.”
“
I
think he’s a fool.”
“See you tonight,” said Geoff.
Maybe she would. Maybe she wouldn’t.
It was more than an hour to her grandmother’s house in Barnstable, where she left the kids. She’d be damned if she made that drive many more times just so he could go wandering in search of his
connections
. But for the time being, she’d be damned to pay for day care.
She drove too fast back 6A, but in Dennis she slowed down to read the marquee for the Cape Playhouse. Now Showing:
Ain’t Misbehavin’
. Coming Next:
On Golden Pond
with Mary Muldowney and Henry Shay. Two war-horses in a war-horse. Maybe they’d get to see it.
Maybe
. Her life was a steady rhythm of maybes, hitting her between the eyes like waves hitting the beach. Maybe everything would be in place and they could break ground when the estate cleared probate. Maybe Geoff would see that their security and his profession were more important than his uncle’s crazy legacy. Maybe he’d realize that if
he
didn’t develop the land, someone else would. And if he didn’t realize it,
maybe
she’d leave him.
She pushed that last miserable
maybe
out of her mind and drove all the way back to Eastham, to a little cottage colony near Campground Road, where Methodists had once gathered for revival meetings. This one had a fireplace, and
maybe
the owner would be interested in selling to a battered wife with a buck and a quarter to spend. Then
maybe
Geoff would realize how tough life on a broker’s commission could be.
She hated these cold calls. Excuse me, but would you be interested in selling your house? Don’t you think it’s time you stepped up to something better than this? You look pretty old, and wouldn’t you like to live in a nice garden apartment without all this upkeep? My husband’s out to lunch and my kids are going to go hungry if you don’t sell your house so I can get the commission.
She had to be realistic. Somebody had to.
The car in the driveway was a BMW, New York plates. Somebody upwardly mobile, or maybe just a renter slumming it in a little dump near the beach.
She had scouted half a dozen little dumps. Then she had remembered this old place. Her father’s office had listed it in the early eighties and she hadn’t been here since, but there was still something strangely familiar about the place. It wasn’t the television antenna, or the addition on the back, and she’d never seen a house before that was painted sky blue all over. But she felt that she knew the house… from somewhere.
“Sell my house? I only
bought
it six months ago.” He was about thirty, oiled and tanned, wearing one of those bathing suits that looked like a red nylon jockstrap.
“What would you take for it?” Janice was sitting in the living room, by the fireplace. There was even something familiar about
that
.
His name was Vinnie. He gave her coffee. He listened politely to her spiel. But he seemed almost indecent, sitting there with his balls moving up and down every time he breathed. She didn’t look at the suit, but if she made eye contact, he gave her one of those stares straight out of a dating-bar training book.
Speak your piece and get the hell out. “There must be some price you’d take.”
“Not for sale.”
Now his friend came up from the beach. Good tan, another skimpy little nutpouch suit, enough chest hair to braid a rug, and a gold coke spoon on a chain around his neck.
“Hey, Charlie, the lady wants us to sell our house.”
Our
house. Were they gay? Both of them were wearing wedding bands, but that didn’t mean anything.
Charlie gave her his own Romeo eyes. “Sell? Gedoudaheah. We just bought the place. Bargain city.”
“Yeah. We’ll tear down this shithole and put up somethin’ good, with a roof deck so our wives can see the water.”
She was glad to hear about wives. “They’ll be disappointed with the zoning restrictions. You’ll never get three stories here.”
“Ehhh.” Charlie brought thumb and forefinger together in the universal gesture: money talks.
Time to leave. Money talked everywhere, but on Cape Cod, it seldom spoke the pig latin of graft. These guys might be drug dealers or mafiosi. Of course, money was money. She forced herself to stay. Always exhaust all options. That was what her father had taught her when she was selling years ago.
“If your wives are interested in modern three-story fun houses, I could show you some beauties down in Truro. Maybe when they come up from the beach—”
“They ain’t here.” Charlie sat down next to her and lit a cigarette. “They’re home in Queens.”
“Yeah. We come alone, for a little fishin’.”
“Wet our lines, like they say. Heh-heh.” Charlie moved a bit so that his oiled leg bumped against her skirt. Now she had a cleaning bill.
“Got a sister blond like you? Maybe we could all go fishin’.”
There was a maybe to turn the stomach. “Just a husband and two kids.”
She got up and headed for the door. She had already given them her card, for which she was extremely sorry.
One of them made a comment about the pretty legs. Then Charlie jumped between her and the door and gave her one more of those looks, as though she didn’t know what she was missing. She might have laughed if she hadn’t been so frightened.
“Excuse me.” She was wearing heels, and the two of them were barefoot. She decided to count three and bury a heel in Charlie’s instep. Then she could take a good kick at Vinnie’s little swimsuit and be gone. One… two…
Charlie executed a ridiculous little bow, which caused the coke spoon and other things to dangle. Then he pushed open the door. “If we change our mind, we’ll call you.”
“If
you
change
your
mind, you call us,” said Vinnie.
She hit the pavement and screamed “Son of a bitch!” at the top of her lungs. She didn’t need this. She’d gone along with Geoff when he wanted to leave Boston. But this was not what she had bargained for.
She was
not
going to subject herself to this again, no matter how sorry she felt for the battered wives of the world, no matter how desperately she wanted a sale. She had to bring Geoff to his senses, or two mortgages would.
iii.
Half and half, split right down the middle. Half for Geoff and his heirs, half for Emily and hers. That was what Rake’s will decreed, though Geoff guessed the old man wasn’t thrilled at leaving it to either of them.
Maybe he could get the house onto the National Register of Historic Places—Home of the Man Who Sank the
Somerset
. Or maybe he could design the whole development around Rake’s house.
That
would bring him back from the dead.
Something Professor Digges said had drawn Geoff to the house: Why would a man from verdant Hertfordshire choose to live on this desolate arm of sand?
The Tom Hilyard painting,
Voyage from Hertfordshire: A Journey from the Past to Secure the Future
, hung in the shadows at the top of the stairs. It showed a grim-faced young shipmaster, hands clamped behind his back, riding the canted quarterdeck of a schooner. The template identified him as Sam Hilyard, and the feathered Indian at the helm as Charlie Kwennit.
He took the picture off the wall and carried it downstairs for a better look. As he held it to the light, something slipped from behind the backing on the frame and fell on the floor.
An envelope. Hidden. A list written in Rake’s hand:
Carolyn Hallissey
comeuppance in the book of history
Hertfordshire voyage to secure the future
Nance / Iron Axe / charcoal on the floorboards
Tom Hilyard paints Pilgrims from life?
“The book of history will set us free from the evil that bricks us up.”
State senator scared shitless
Mary Muldowney and the doorstop
Murder on the Mayflower
by Tom Hilyard
A message from the grave? A gag?
Then there was a
pop
. Nothing else. He didn’t even see the arrow come through the doorway and dig into the pile of newspaper against the wall.
Geoff felt his stomach drop, and it was such a good idea that his whole body followed it. He shoved the list into his pocket and shouted, “For chrissakes, Arnie! What are you doin’?”
“What are
you
doin’?” Arnie Burr lowered the bow.
“Reading old newspapers.”
“I saw a strange car.”
“A blue Chevy Cavalier? Body-rot, stickers for all the beaches? Next time ask questions before you shoot.”
“Next time, let me know when you’re plannin’ to snoop.”
“It’s my house, too, Arnie. Fifty-fifty. And he left the Tom Hilyard to me, free and clear.”
Arnie raised the bow and pointed the arrow at Geoff’s forehead. “Could’ve parted your hair and your brains, too… right down the middle.”
Now Emily came through the back door. “We don’t need any Hilyards over the mantelpiece. We got deer heads, bear rugs, stuffed stripers—”
“What’s he worried I’ll find here, Emily?” Geoff grabbed a paper from the pile behind him and read the headline. “That Nixon’s mined Haiphong Harbor, maybe?” He threw the newspaper onto the table, and so much dust rose that Arnie began to sneeze.
“Oh, Jesus, here we go.” Emily grabbed the arrow so that he didn’t shoot anyone in the process.
“Until—
achoo!
” Arnie’s sneeze hit Emily in the ear.
“Gesundheit.” Geoff stepped back from the mist of spit.