Cause Celeb (56 page)

“I telexed them today. No reply.”

“OK, fine. When are you going back?”

“Tomorrow morning. We've had four hundred and forty arrivals, from three separate regions of Kefti.”

“How many dead?”

“Nineteen.”

“My Gaad. Coffin city. OK, leave it with me. I'll pass by your office and talk to Malcolm tomorrow afternoon. You've heard the ship's due in ten days, OK? Are you going to be OK till then?”

“No. Well, it depends how many come and if we can contain all the disease. The problem's drugs as much as anything. We need measles vaccine, rehydration salts and antibiotics.”

“OK, fine. Those I can get for you. I'll bring them down with me when I come.”

“Plus the radio isn't working. And we've got cholera now.”

“OK. Listen. This is not good. You are getting into a state. OK, fine. Now have a drink. Relax. I can see what's in your mind but it's not going to happen, OK. The ship is due. You are top of the list. You will have your supplies inside two weeks. OK?”

“Will you come and have a look yourself?”

“I will come and have a look myself.”

Then he looked uncertain. “You really think you're going to have a big influx?”

“I really think we might.”

André looked around him, then pulled me away from the crowd.

“Look, this is not on the record, OK? I think we're going to have to wait a long time for this ship. I think you're right to kick up.”

“So what shall I do?”

“I think you have to have some more concrete evidence that we are looking at a big exodus, OK? There have just been a few too many people crying wolf over the last few years, and there isn't much love lost between the donors and Nambula just now. Our report from Abouti will help, but it's going to take three weeks, a month, to get here. The best will be if you can do something your end, try to get some concrete proof of the scale of this problem, OK? Can you get someone to go into Kefti?”

“You know what the problems are.”

“Sure, sure. I know. Think about it anyway. But
don't go yourself.
OK? Send a runner. Now, come on, let's get a drink. Let's pardeee with Paddersurrrn.”

“I can't face it, sorry. Try and come to Safila soon.”

I said my good-byes and thanked Patterson. June had retired some time ago. Malcolm was settled in for the duration and said I could take the Toyota, he would find a lift. I crossed the lawn and almost walked straight past Jacob Stone at the top of the driveway.

“Leaving so soon? Come on, let's have a smoke.”

We sat on the front of his car. Jacob, a big Jewish doctor with a thick black beard, had come to Nambula when it was a moderate Muslim state, when the elected prime minister was a British-trained lawyer. He had come as an NGO doctor, rather like O'Rourke. When he had been here two years everything changed, and Sharia law was declared.

Jacob was witness to a couple of amputations with a rusty sword. He was present at one of the public occasions when they hacked off the right forearm and the lower left leg while everybody watched. He had started a home for the thus disabled. And then, having seen enough horror and gangrene, he had offered his services to the fundamentalist government as a surgeon. He offered to perform the amputations under sterile conditions and anesthetic. And they took him up on it.

I told him about the problem as he rolled the joint with his usual incongruously dainty skill and expression of worry. His face had aged alarmingly since I had met him. I asked him if he really thought he was doing the right thing. Could you temper brutality and injustice with a measure of humanity and make things better? “Humanity is the bottom line, it's all we have.” Jacob was flying—this joint was clearly not the first of the evening. “People like us can't move mountains. But we can go to the slopes of the mountain and do what we can. If we care in our hearts then . . . Rosie, look at the moon, right? It's like, just because we can't get to the moon it doesn't mean we can't drive to Sidra.”

Dear Jacob. He is now in and out of the Cloisters, a tasteful private psychiatric home in the Cotswolds.

That night he told me to go away and keep true to my own sense of what was right and what was wrong. He said that we could only
hope to do good in tiny ways; that if I saved just one life it was worth it.

“But we're talking about thousands of lives. And the system is just too slow and cumbersome. What am I going to do?”

And then he had his idea. “Use the celebrities.”

“What do you mean? What celebrities?”

“The celebrities you told me about, that you used to hang out with in London. You're in a perfect position. Go back and look 'em all up. Make a little emergency appeal of your own, get it on the TV. Make a megafuss. That's the way to get what you need really quickly. Plus once Safila is big media profile nobody can afford to let an emergency happen. Think about it. Locusts. It's a great story for the media.” He made a sudden champing motion with his jaw, flapping his arms. “It can't miss.”

“But all that celebrity stuff is what I came out here to get away from.”

“You can't get away from it. It's the way of the world now.”

He took another long drag on the joint.

“Cause celeb,” he said. He passed the joint on to me.

We smoked in silence for a while, then “How much do you care?” he said.

“How can you ask me that?” I whispered.

“Well, then, don't be picky. Do it. Be pragmatic.”

When I got back to bed I lay awake for a long time. I thought of the camp as it would be now, the new refugees staggering down the hill in the darkness, the line of bodies waiting for burial in the morning, wrapped in sacking. I couldn't abandon the camp and go back to London. Surely that wasn't the only way? I hadn't come this far, just to go back with a begging bowl.

CHAPTER

T
he morning after Patterson's rum punch party, I went into Malcolm's office and found him standing at the window reading a telex. He was wearing a pink T-shirt which said, “Skydivers Do It in Their Pants.” He handed the telex over to me.

SUSTAIN UK LONDON

WE NOTE WITH CONCERN YOUR COMMENTS RE
:
ARRIVALS AT SAFILA
.
AWARE OF DELAY IN EEC SHIPMENT
.
CONFIRM DR
.
BETTY COLLINGWOOD CAN STAY TILL FURTHER NO
-
TICE
.
WE WILL DO EVERYTHING WE CAN HERE BUT NEED MORE CONFIRMATION AND CONCRETE FACTS
.
AWAITING RESPONSE OF UN
,
ODA
.
CAN YOU ENLIGHTEN US ONVIEWS YOUR END
?

It was at least a response, but I wasn't sure how much SUSTAIN could do. Even if they have emergency food they wouldn't have the money to fly it out here and we'd end up simply waiting for another ship to get organized. I was running through treacle again. Nothing would budge.

I sat down and wrote my report for Gunter. I asked Malcolm to take it to the UN and get them to communicate with SUSTAIN UK. I had to get back to Safila.

*

Betty was delighted by the news that SUSTAIN wanted her to stay on. By the time we sat down for dinner that night she had become Mrs. Senior Cheerleader of Safila, determined to jolly everyone up.

“Now. What are we going to do about Christmas dinner? I think we should do it properly this year,” she was saying brightly to the assembled incredulous stares as I entered the cabana.

“We can get a turkey from the market, like last year—as long as I don't have to kill it! Hahaha. Then I've got a super recipe for stuffing made with bread crumbs, tomatoes and garlic, with a bit of egg and lemon juice. Wish we had some mushrooms, though. Now, has anyone asked for a Christmas pudding to be sent out? We'll need two or three, I think.”

O'Rourke had his head in his hands.

“Sweet corn we can get. Sausages from the Hilton. Oh, but what about sprouts? We can't have Christmas dinner without brussels sprouts!”

“Perhaps we could make some out of leaves and glue,” suggested O'Rourke.

The other obvious development was a man with a fungus on his leg, who had taken up residence outside the cabana. Whenever anyone walked past, he shouted and jabbed his finger accusingly at the fungus.

“We keep sending him away but he just comes back again. He's from Safila village,” Sian explained. “We can't do anything with his leg. It's too advanced. We've offered to take him to hospital in Sidra but he won't go, he thinks they'll amputate the leg.”

“I'm going to amputate his leg with a kitchen knife if he carries on with this,” said O'Rourke. “Betty, I've got a great idea for the stuffing.”

“Robert, really,” said Linda. “I do not enjoy the way you joke about the African.”

Linda did tend to take things very seriously indeed. She was a thin, tense girl with a very straight back and an air of having been marvelous at hockey at school.

O'Rourke lit a cigarette and stared straight ahead.

Muhammad appeared in the compound, and I reeled when I saw him. His cheeks were sunken, the skin was pulling tight around his eyes. “Muhammad, look at you.”

“We are on half rations, Rosie.”

The thought crossed my mind that Muhammad might have made himself thin deliberately, to spur us into action. When I went down to the camp with him, I looked closely at everyone. Were they thinner already, weaker, or was I imagining it?

I went to the feeding center to pick up the weight-for-height charts and took them to Muhammad's shelter to discuss them with him. Instead of him, however, I found O'Rourke in there boiling the water for tea. He said Muhammad would be back in a moment.

I sat on one of the beds and began looking at the charts. O'Rourke came and stood behind me, looking at them over my shoulder. “Who did these?” he said. “That can't be right.”

He pointed to a figure and his hand brushed mine. “It's nowhere near as bad as that. I think there's a certain amount of hype going on.”

I turned round to look at him. He was looking straight at me. His eyes were hazel-colored today. I felt flustered and turned back to the chart.

“So the UN say wait, which is typical. What's Malcolm's line on all this?” he asked.

“He's being cautious as well. He thinks I'm overreacting.”

O'Rourke shook his head. “A triumph of the embalmer's art, that boy.”

Muhammad came back in and said, “We must act.”

Layers of misinformation were shifting to and fro over the problem. I didn't know what to think. The Keftians were definitely hyping it up, the UN playing it down.

“André says someone should go up to Kefti and check it out,” I said.

*

Muhammad had gone off to find some KPLF soldiers to discuss the idea with us. Officially the Keftian People's Liberation Front were
not allowed in the camp out of uniform, but how were we to know who was a soldier and who wasn't? O'Rourke had walked to the other side of the shelter now and was standing opposite me across the room. I wasn't quite sure why he was here. He seemed always to be around now when anything important was happening. It was good, him being there.

Muhammad returned after a few moments. There were four beds in his shelter, made out of logs and rope, arranged in a horseshoe shape. The soldiers filed in and arranged themselves around the room, some on the beds, some standing behind.

Muhammad started to talk to the men, and translated for us. “They are saying that they can take us to these locusts and to see these people who are traveling towards us with no food. They can meet us at the border with their vehicles.”

“How long will it take?” I said. There was some discussion.

“Maybe one day, or two.” I trebled it.

“If we're going to go at all,” I said, “we've got to go quickly, either tomorrow or the next day, take some photographs and get them up to the UN in El Daman.”

“I will see if they can take us tomorrow,” said Muhammad.

“Hang on, this is a war we're talking about,” said O'Rourke. “Is this an acceptable risk? What are we looking at?”

“We have only three problems,” said Muhammad. “The mines, the air raids and the ambushes from Aboutian troops.”

“Oh, well, in that case, what are we waiting for?” said O'Rourke.

“How dangerous is it, really?” I asked Muhammad.

There was more consultation.

“We must drive from the border through the foothills to the gorge and then across the plain to the highlands. This road from the border to the gorge has been mined, but the mines are cleared now. It is being used regularly by the KPLF vehicles and there has been no mine for many months. They will send a truck ahead of us and we can drive in its tracks, so that if there is a mine they will detonate it first, and we will be safe.”