Authors: Amanda Prowse
She handed her mum the cloth. ‘Why are you using the best cloth and why are you laying the table so early?’ It was only eleven a.m.
‘Cos your dad has a guest coming for Sunday lunch and I want the place to look nice. You give yourself a good strip-wash and come down looking nice. An’ I don’t want no misery-guts face or silent treatment, just a nice normal Sunday lunch, all right?’
Dot shrugged. A nice
normal
Sunday lunch – that’d be her mum skivvying away with a plucked chicken, a peeler and a sack of spuds before shoving everything in hot fat to roast for an hour. They would then eat in silence around the table, interspersed only by her mum’s occasional tuts as her dad splashed gravy on the table and by Dee moaning about how much she hated sprouts. Her dad would then take his afters to his chair by the fire, shovel the pudding/pie/trifle into his mouth and then fall asleep for an hour while she and her mum washed, dried and put away. Why they would want anyone to come and witness the merry tradition, God only knew.
Dot did as she was told, pulling a comb through her hair and slipping into a grey polo-necked jersey and black skirt. She put a slick of eyeliner on each eye and, hey presto!, she was ready to eat Sunday lunch under the watchful eye of one of her dad’s cronies. She hoped it wasn’t slobber gob Steve, the balding bore with a florid complexion and nasal laugh.
She picked up the shell and placed it on her lap.
‘I’ve been thinking this morning, what it would’ve been like if you’d come here for lunch. I was thinking that if only they’d spent a bit of time with you, they wouldn’t have been able to help falling for you, just like I did, cos you were so clever and funny and polite. I remember you telling me all about your garden and the plants you used to grow and about your peahens that you try and feed. I’m sure that if they’d just given you a chance, you would have won them over, and then what, eh? Maybe we would have just gone and got hitched and sailed off into the sunset. He’ll be just over two months now. I bet he’s big. I’m not sure what they do at two months, do they smile yet? I don’t know how I can find out. It’ll be our anniversary next week, did you know that? One whole year since I met you. I’ll talk to you then of course. Gotta go now though, love, me dad’s invited one of his mates to lunch. I’m dreading it really.’
Dot was halfway down the stairs when the door bell rang out its whiny, grating serenade. She could make out a male form standing on the other side of the etched glass: tall, thin and with dark hair. Opening the front door, she stepped forward, then stopped still.
‘What d’you want, Wally? If you’ve come to apologise about the other week, then it’s too bloody late. You knew I was pissed and you was right out of order, not only to me, but to Barb ’n’all!’
Dot folded her arms high across her chest. Her face flushed and her body shook as she recalled his hand on her back, his mouth looming larger as it came in for a kiss.
Wally stared at her with his unblinking eyes and held her gaze. ‘Actually, Dot—’
But before he had a chance to finish his sentence, Dot’s dad came up behind her and opened the front door wide. ‘There you are, Wally! Come in, son!’
Son?
Surely to God it wasn’t Wally that was the special guest!
Dot sat as far away from him as the size of room and chair configuration would allow. She barely spoke and when she did, had to bite her lip to stop from mentioning what he had done to her after offering to walk her home. The pig. She watched as he chatted to Dee, making her laugh with a napkin fashioned into a puppet that gobbled up her fingers and spat them back out again. She watched how he overloaded food onto his fork, using it like a shovel; how he chewed with his back teeth and how his front ones hovered irritatingly over his bottom lip. Her dad had made an effort and was wearing his pressed shirt with the sleeves rolled up and his hair brilliantined into place. It made her angry to think that her parents thought they had to dress up for someone like him or that Wally might be considered the distraction that was needed. It made her cringe to think that they thought he was a potential match for her, an equal. Is that what they thought she was worth, bloody Wallace Day?
Wally and Reg sat in the chairs by the fire and laughed at memories of their days on the sheet metal, the foremen who knew bugger all about the job in hand and the factory owner who had been born not only with a silver spoon in his gob, but apparently one stuck up his arse as well.
Dot washed the plates in silence, unable to talk to her mother, who at least twice jabbed her in the ribs and reminded her to ‘Be nice!’ Dot swallowed the bile in her throat, remembering just how
nice
Wally wanted her to be.
Wally stepped into the kitchen with two empty bowls. ‘Cor, Mrs Simpson, you know how to make a mean custard, that was lovely!’ He smacked his lips together.
‘Well, I should hope so, Wally. I’ve made enough of it in me time!’ Joan giggled, coquettish, glad of the compliment.
Dot was stood a couple of feet from him and could smell cheap scent. She immediately compared it to the way Sol smelled – expensive soap, hair oil and a natural smell like cookies and spice. She had found it intoxicating, surreptitiously sniffing at his scalp and temples when he dozed in her arms.
Her parents waved Wally off after what felt like hours.
‘Well, that was nice.’ Joan stripped the table of her best cloth and headed towards the sink. It would get a good soak overnight before hitting the twin-tub in the morning. ‘He’s a nice boy, Reg.’
‘Yes he is. I told you.’
‘Liked my custard, he did, and ate a good dinner.’
Dot looked from one to the other. How? How could it be that Sol, who treated her like a queen, like Lady Clover, would not have been welcome at their grotty dinner table and yet Wallace, who would take advantage of her in a dark alley and had the manners of a goat was considered a
nice boy
? It was beyond her.
Dot couldn’t wait to get out of the house once Wally had finally disappeared and was relieved to find Barb waiting for her at the end of Narrow Street, as agreed. They headed off for a wander and to find somewhere for a cuppa. Dot felt awkward not mentioning Wally’s visit, but it was hard to know how to phrase it:
‘You know, the bloke you love, who I detest and who my parents want to fix me up with.’
It was a non-starter. The two girls linked arms and matched each other’s pace.
‘How’s it going up Bryant and May?’
Dot shrugged. ‘Not so good, actually, mate. I’ve got a start date, but I think I might need to get my nerves in better order before I try going back.’
It was a huge admission that things were far from okay with her. Barb recognised the branch.
‘You’ll get there, Dot. Blimey, I used to think you was the strongest girl in the world. You’d never take crap from a bloke and you’ll get back to that, once you get over that poet soldier arsehole.’
‘Don’t call him that.’ Dot laughed a little.
‘I can’t believe you’re defending him! He was a proper shit to you.’
‘I know, but it wasn’t entirely his fault.’ Dot considered what he
didn’t
know. ‘Thing is, it’s up to us to make lives for ourselves. We should take chances and grab at opportunities, not wait for them to be offered to us.’
‘I s’pose so.’
‘I know so. Don’t just settle, Barb. Please don’t ever settle for anything less than what you really want, anything other than what will make you really, truly happy.’
Barb stood still and looked at her friend. ‘But supposing no chances or opportunities come along? Then I’ll be on the shelf and you’ll see me smoking on the pavement in all weathers with a face as miserable as sour milk, begrudging anyone smiling the air they breathe – I’ll turn into Aunty Audrey!’
‘That ain’t gonna happen to you. You should train as a hairdresser and try and get on that cruise ship. I want you to have an adventure; I might get stuck here, so you need to have an adventure for us both!’
‘Christ, don’t talk like that, you sound like your life is over!’
It is. I hate waking up, I’m broken. My life is over.
‘It’s not that, it’s just that I love you too much for you not to have a bloody brilliant life!’
The two girls hugged.
‘I n’arf lucky to have a mate like you, Dot. I don’t know what I’d do without you.’
‘Well, you’ll never have to find out. We’re gonna grow old together and we’ll sit with a nice cuppa in our bed jackets and talk about when we was young.’
‘But we’ll have an adventure before that, right?’
Dot painted on a smile. ‘Oh, you betcha!’
* * *
It was a Saturday night and Joan was gathering up the gravy-smeared plates and the salt and pepper pots from the table.
‘That was lovely, Mrs S,’ Wally patted his stomach, which despite being flat was able to put away vast quantities of Joan’s fare. She called it a good healthy appetite. Dot thought him greedy.
‘Glad you enjoyed it, love. I like to see a man eat well. But for Gawd’s sake, Wallace, please don’t call me Mrs S – it makes me sound ancient. Call me Joan.’
‘All right, I will. Thanks, Joan.’
Reg winked at the boy who had clearly won his wife over.
‘Fancy a pint, son?’
‘Rude not to.’
Reg punched Wally on the arm; they were cut from the same cloth. Similar in so many ways, and the admiration was mutual. ‘Be with you in a minute. I’ll just pay a visit before we go.’
Wally strolled out into the street and rocked on the pavement in his winkle pickers. He zipped up his leather jacket, extracted his comb from his back pocket and smoothed his hair back.
‘Wally?’
He looked up and saw Barb, who was leaving her aunty’s.
‘All right, Barb?’
‘Yeah, I’m… I’m fine. What you doing here? Looking for me?’ She smiled, happy at the thought that he had sought her out, nervous because she had her work clothes on and didn’t like him to see her so dowdy looking. She was supposed to get straight home, had promised her mum, but sod it; she’d go to the pub with Wally. Going out when it wasn’t planned felt like much more of an adventure. She put her hands on her hips and stood in front of him.
‘Looking for you? No.’ He looked beyond her down the street. His tone was dismissive.
‘Oh.’ She didn’t know what to say. Tongue-tied and awkward, she took a step backwards and hovered on the cobbles, caught between confusion and embarrassment. Her arms slipped down to her sides.
‘I thought you’d come to find me when I saw you, thought me mum might have told you I was here.’
‘Your mum? No. Joan’s just cooked me tea and now Reg and I are off up the Barley Mow for a pint.’
‘You and Reg?’
‘Yeah. Dot’s staying in, she’s knackered.’
‘Is she?’ Barb felt an overwhelming desire to cry. Her best friend and her boyfriend had just had their tea together and now he was going out with her dad – it didn’t make any sense… Unless… unless…
Barb rubbed her cheek, considering how to ask the question that shot into her mind, nervous about how to ask it and also wondering if she should; she didn’t want to make a fool of herself.
‘Is there something going on here, Wally, something that I should know about?’ Her lip trembled.
‘Depends, Barb, on whether what is going on with me and Dot is anything to do with you. And quite frankly, I don’t see that it is.’
Barb hesitated. She was confused, upset. ‘
Going on with you and Dot
? I don’t understand, Wally. Why are you talking to me like that? What are you saying?’
‘Oh dear, I can see she hasn’t told you…’
‘Told me what?’ Barb’s voice wobbled under the strain of not crying.
‘Well, put it this way, Barb: you and me is mates, but with Dot… things are a bit more than that.’ He winked. ‘If you get my drift.’
She placed her hand to her chest. ‘What? Are you are bloody kidding me?’ She shook her head, it made no sense. ‘But I thought… I thought you and me was together, Wally.’ Her tears trickled down her face. Her humiliation was complete.
‘You and me are friends, Barb, you know that. With Dot it’s different. No hard feelings, eh?’
‘No hard feelings? She is my best friend! Was. She was my best friend.’
‘Look, I gotta go, don’t want to keep the in-laws waiting!’
‘
In-laws
? What the fuck’s going on here?’
But Wally had already stepped back inside 38 Ropemakers Fields, the house that Barb had merrily trotted in and out of her entire childhood. She was determined never to set foot over the threshold again.
Unaware of the exchange below her window, Dot lay on her bed waiting for the door to close and Wallace Day, the bloody creep, to leave. She stroked her shell and spoke into it softly as it lay on her pillow.
‘One whole year ago today! A whole year! In some ways it’s gone so fast it feels like weeks and in other ways it feels like a whole lifetime ago. I remember every second of that night, I remember getting ready to go out, I didn’t want to go, but me mum nagged me to go and help. We laughed as we ran for the bus. I remember the first thing I saw was the top of your head, bent over the piano. I didn’t see your face first off, but I heard the music, our Etta, and I was humming the tune inside my head while I took the food around.
At last/My love has come along…
And then we went outside, didn’t we, after I’d made a right fool of meself. You held my hands and pulled me up off the floor and it felt like you had rescued me. You asked me what my name was…’ Dot was crying now. These days it was as normal for her as breathing, to be battling against huge, gulping sobs; quite normal. ‘And I told you – Dot. But you was having none of that, you said I needed a bigger name, a better name. I felt like a bloody film star! I did. That night, Sol, when I got home and went to bed, I couldn’t sleep, I could only think about you, about your face. It’s still like that one whole year later. I can’t sleep and I can only think about your face. Why, Sol, why did you leave me? I miss you so much, I really miss you.’
Dot cried until there were no more tears, just the sleepy, dry, heaving breaths that punctuated her night and shook her from slumber in the early hours.