Coffee, Tea or Me? (22 page)

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Authors: Trudy Baker,Rachel Jones,Donald Bain,Bill Wenzel

As with the notification of our press trip, Rachel received her second memo the same day mine arrived. We went to see Miss Carlson together.
“Congratulations, girls,” Miss Carlson beamed as we walked through her office door. “You must be popular.”
“The question is, with whom?”
Miss Carlson checked a file she had in front of her. “According to Sonny Valano, that press trip you two worked was the biggest success they’ve ever had. He suggested you for this next assignment.”
“It’s not another press trip, is it?”
“No, it isn’t. Look, if you two don’t want these assignments anymore, I’ll be happy to take your names off the list. I get asked every day by at least a dozen girls how they can get to do special assignments. If you can’t use the extra ten-dollar daily fee, forget it.”
“Don’t be hasty, Miss Carlson,” I responded quickly. “We love doing these things. Anything at all.”
“Not anything,” Rachel said, a smile lighting her face.
“OK.” Miss Carlson had had enough of this banter. “Go see Mr. Fowler in the New York sales department. We’re becoming involved in a big promotion and part of it calls for stewardesses being interviewed on radio and television. Sonny says you two are pretty glib.”
“Sounds like fun,” I offered. “Just the two of us?”
“No. Sonny also said you two and Betty O’Riley worked beautifully together on that press trip. She’ll be with you.”
We didn’t reply.
“What’s the matter? Betty’s ego getting to you? She’s really a good gal down deep. She grows on you.”
Rachel was about to add, “like fungus,” but thought better of it. “I’m sure down deep Betty O’Riley is a lovely person,” Rachel managed coolly.
We reported to Mr. Fowler at the specified time and place. He was a very pleasant man and seemed eager to see us enjoy the assignment.
“The first thing you girls are going to have to do is be interviewed on a local radio show. You’ve probably heard of it. The Big Wilson show?”
“Sure,” we responded. “He wakes us up every time we have an early flight. Funny fellow.”
“Wonderful guy, too,” Mr. Fowler assured us. “The interview is set for Friday morning. They’re doing the show as a remote from the skating rink at Rockefeller Plaza. You’ll be on sometime between nine and ten.”
“We thought Betty O’Riley was in on this also.”
“She is. She couldn’t make it this morning but I’ve arranged a briefing this evening for her. You know her?”
“Sort of.”
Mr. Fowler told us all about the promotion and the interview, and impressed on us the fact that we had nothing to worry about. “Biggie is a very easygoing guy, girls. He’ll lead you right along in the interview. Just be yourselves.”
We could only foresee disaster for the airline if Betty O’Riley acted as she normally did. But that was Big Wilson’s problem, we decided. We even resolved not to follow Rachel’s suggestion that we pass a note to Big Wilson on which we told him Betty’s nickname.
“We can’t do that,” I protested. “What if he slipped on the air and said it?”
“Don’t be silly, Trudy,” Rachel said in defense of her idea. “Professionals don’t slip when they’re on the radio.”
“I don’t care. As much as I don’t like Betty, we have no right to do this to her. Besides, one look at her and anyone around will come up with that nickname himself.”
I won out.
We arrived on time at the skating rink and were greeted by Frank Deveau, the show’s director. Betty was already with Mr. Deveau, in the midst of a long, involved story about her most recent beau, when we barged in.
“Where’s Big Wilson?” we asked after Mr. Deveau arranged for coffee for all of us.
“The news is on and he went for a walk. You’ve never seen him?”
“No. We were talking about him on the way over. We’ve decided he’s under five feet tall and weighs about one hundred pounds.”
The director smiled. “How did you know?”
We were pleased we’d envisioned Big Wilson so accurately, with only a voice to go on. “Well,” I said modestly, “we figured the nickname Big was a joke. You know, one of those show-business jokes.”
Frank Deveau laughed. “Good thinking. He’ll be back in a minute. He gets up at 3:30 every morning to make the show at five, and I think he walks to keep awake.”
Frank introduced us to the show’s engineer, another very pleasant fellow named Jerry Schneyer. Betty took an immediate liking to him. She must have thought she was back in the cockpit of a 727, because she immediately blinked her eyes and asked, “What are all those li’l dials and lights and things? My, how much y’all must have to know.”
Jerry Schneyer looked up from what he was doing and leaned over to Betty. “No, it’s all done inside. They just put me out here for show. You know, keeps the people interested.” With that, he turned back to what he was doing.
Betty turned and flashed her eyes at Frank Deveau. “My, Mr. Deveau, ah do declare ah didn’t know that. Isn’t that just the cutest thing?”
“Yes. The whole thing is a fraud,” he concurred.
The remote broadcast was being handled within a portable three-sided room, the walls hinged together to form a back and sides of the set. A large crowd was gathered in front.
“Hi, Biggie,” we heard someone in the crowd yell. Then someone else said the same thing. We looked hard into the crowd for the little fellow to come through. Instead, a very large man stepped up onto the slightly raised platform on which a small piano, desk, engineer’s equipment, director’s desk, clock, microphones, and other broadcasting paraphernalia stood, ready for use.
“Anybody see Big Wilson?” he asked us.
“We’re waiting for him,” we replied.
“Me too,” he said.
All of a sudden, Frank Deveau pointed to the big man we’d just spoken with, who immediately sat down at the little piano’s little bench and started to play ragtime. After a few bars, he stopped and said into the microphone suspended above him, “Good morning, good morning. This is ol’ Biggie and it’s good to see ya all here this morning.”

That’s
Big Wilson?” I whispered to Frank Deveau. “No,” he answered. “It’s Oscar Levant in disguise.”
Betty giggled. “Ah jus’ love show business.”
Deveau ignored her.
Biggie played a few more bars on his piano, did a commercial for wine, urged listeners to listen to Mimi Benzell at noontime, and gave the time and temperature. Jerry played a recorded commercial, after which Biggie came back with, “We’re about to lose our beloved director, Frank Deveau. He’s over there applying for a job as a stewardess. All in favor of Frank being a stewardess? Hands. Hands down. You’ve got good taste, Frank. Keep it up.”
Betty assumed his remark about good taste was directed at her. She wiggled in her chair and smiled broadly at the audience gathered in front of the set.
“When are we going to be interviewed?” we asked Frank.
“Few more minutes. After he interviews some of the people standing out front.”
Wilson did those interviews after playing a Les Brown record. “OK, OK,” he mumbled into the mike as he got up from the piano bench. He certainly had earned his nickname. He had to be six foot five at least, and we guessed his weight to be three hundred. We were told he didn’t weigh that much but we held to our belief. “Let’s chat with a few of the folks out here this morning. Merry Jerry Schneyer has the traveling microphone and let’s see . . . You, sir . . . what’s your name?”
The audience interviews lasted maybe three or four minutes. No one said anything startling and Biggie was on his way back to the platform when a little old man grabbed him by the sleeve. He turned around and the little old-timer threw him a salute.
Wilson chuckled. “Well, hello there. What’s your name?”
He held out the microphone in front of the man’s face. The man took the microphone from Wilson’s hand, much to Biggie’s surprise, looked at it quizzically and held it to his ear.
“What say?” he asked Wilson, now secure with his newfound hearing aid.
Everyone broke up. It was a marvelous scene. Wilson came back to the platform, his large frame shaking with laughter. Frank Deveau was doubled over in his chair, and how Jerry Schneyer managed to keep from pushing all the wrong buttons in his hysterics was a tribute to his experience. The little old man saluted again and walked away.
“We’ll be right back after the 9:30 news.”
Big Wilson called us up to the microphone at about 9:40.
“All right, all right. We’ve managed to steal those three lovely young ladies away from Frank Deveau who is currently sitting in the corner sulking . . . or are you sleeping, Frank? . . . Anyway, I may begin to fly again . . . You are three beautiful hostesses . . . or do they call you stewardesses?”
Betty jumped in with an answer. “Well, Mr. Wilson, honey, some airlines call us some things an’ some airlines call us other things. Actually, we’re hostesses in the true sense of the word. We’re taught that every li’l passenger should be treated with pipe-and-slipper courtesy an’ . . .” Betty was about to recite the entire training manual.
“I’m sorry I asked,” Wilson proclaimed.
Betty laughed hard and jiggled herself for the audience.
“Well now, what are your names? I know your names but no one else does. On second thought, don’t tell your names.”
We were totally confused.
“Go ahead. Tell us your names.”
We did.
The rest of the interview went smoothly. It was true what Mr. Fowler had said: Big Wilson was a wonderful interviewer. We managed to get in the name of our airline a few times, a fact we were sure would please the management.
“Well, girls, it was marvelous,” Biggie concluded the interview.
“I may even take up flying again.”
We smiled. And Betty asked, “Oh, Mr. Wilson . . . May ah call you Biggie? (giggle) . . . Ah didn’t know you were a pilot!”
“I’m not. But my friend, Vern Ostermeyer is. Do you ever fly with Vern?”
“Ah don’t know any Captain Ostermeyer,” Betty said after searching her memory.
“That’s a shame. Shame. Thanks again, girls. It was real fun talking to you. And you tell your boss, whoever that is, you deserve a raise. Or I’ll tell him. Or somebody’ll tell him. OK?”
We asked Frank Deveau after the interview who Captain Ostermeyer was. He replied, “Famous Cleveland pilot. A lot of people flew high with Vern. Very high. You’re too young, I guess. Ask your boss.”
We asked Sonny later about Vern Ostermeyer. “That’s the name Big Wilson has given to V.O. whiskey. V.O. Vern Ostermeyer. Got it?” We were very sorry we’d asked.
Betty wanted to stay and talk with Big Wilson some more, but reluctantly agreed to take a tour of the NBC studios. It was set up by Jim Grau, head of promotion for the WNBC radio and television stations in New York. The tour was fascinating. When it was over, Betty asked Bill Schwarz, program director for WNBC, “Ah’d love to be in television. Ah just love show business. It’s in mah blood.”
“I’d see a doctor,” was Mr. Schwarz’s reply.
She wasn’t to be denied. “He really is big, isn’t he?”
“Who?”
“Big Wilson.”
“Not really. It’s done with mirrors.” With that, Jim Grau wished us well and returned to his office.
“Ah jus’ love to make jokes with all those showbiz folk,” Betty said as we walked back to the sales office. “Ah understand them.”
“I think they understand you too, Betty,” Rachel responded with a wide grin. Betty hummed “There’s No Business Like Show Business” all the way to the office.
 
Since our unparalleled success with Big Wilson, we’ve worked numerous other special assignments for the airline. Of all of them, our experience at a big political convention in Atlantic City must rate as the highlight. Or low point. It depends on how you view it.
We must first explain our initial reaction to Atlantic City itself. Never having set foot on the fabled boardwalk of that resort city, we naturally assumed it was a city of rich old men and ladies who strolled the boardwalk summer after summer, retired at nine in the evening, and performed exactly six touch-your-toes each morning upon arising.
See how wrong you can be?
Atlantic City is the swingingest city we’ve ever seen. Certainly, as the site of such an important convention, the city had geared up its natural resources for the occasion. But all they did was amplify what is always there: An all-night, whoop-do-do, give-’em-hell honky-tonk town with wall-to-wall prostitutes and mosquitoes.
There are, of course, as you would expect in a convention city, some lovely beachfront hotels. We didn’t stay at them. We were quartered at one of those pink stucco places outside of town where the number of summer insects was rivaled only by the number of hookers running in and out of most of the rooms.
Our job, along with four other girls, was to greet visitors, mostly press, at the airline’s hospitality suite. It was set up in one of the public rooms at a boardwalk hotel, and the traffic was even heavier than you might expect. At first, we were told to ask for press credentials when people came to the door. But that system simply didn’t work out, and we abandoned it in favor of an open-door policy. Once the word got around town that the party was for one and all, the major problem was keeping up with the demand on the liquor supply. We must commend our public relations people for their efforts in this regard.
We spent a total of two weeks in Atlantic City. By the end of the first week, we were certain neither of us would be able to make it through the second. By the end of the second week, we were equally certain neither of us would ever feel as young as we did two weeks before. It was that grueling.
Our routine at Atlantic City was simple. We arrived at the hospitality suite at 10 A.M. We helped serve doughnuts and coffee until 11 A.M. at which time the airline’s bartender arrived on the scene. At 11 A.M. sharp, the doughnuts were put away for another day, and only liquor was served.

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