Authors: Michael Bowen
Can I offer you some breakfast?” Catherine Shepherd asked as she plucked a halved bagel from the toaster.
“Thanks, but I've already eaten,” said Marjorie, who like most people who work for a living usually took care of her morning meal well before nine-fifteen.
It was two days after Marjorie's first visit to Calvert Manor. Marjorie had gotten Michaelson's report on his conversation with Phillips and Patrice Helmsing's reaction to her own description of the home. She had concluded that serious negotiations had to be started immediately and conducted with finesse. The first name that came to mind for the job was hers. So here she was with her legs under the kitchen table at Calvert Manor.
After dabbing the bagel halves with margarine, Catherine laid them next to a slice of cantaloupe on a blue china plate. She then put the plate over a linen serviette on the butcher-block table in the kitchen's sunniest corner, where Marjorie was already sitting. Seating herself, Catherine poured grapefruit juice into two tumblers and with a gesture invited Marjorie to take one.
“Your friend's a real possibility, then?” she asked.
“Patrice Helmsing has her own accounts with two stock-brokers,” Marjorie said. “Her most recent husband has an acute desire to delight her. She wants to come back to the Washington area, and she's interested enough in Calvert Manor that she'd like to fly in from Detroit this week to see the place.”
“Will Friday afternoon work?” Catherine asked after swallowing a morsel of bagel.
“Should. I'll check and get back to you by Thursday to confirm it.”
“We really could have done this over the phone, couldn't we?” Catherine mused. “Why did you drive all the way out here just to set up an appointment?”
Marjorie stalled for a moment with a sip of grapefruit juice. She had no objection in principle to telling the truth, but she felt you had to know when to stop.
“I think there's going to be at least one other potential buyer in the picture,” she said. “Of course, that may just mean that it comes down to who bids more, which will make everything rather simple. But I hope it doesn't, and I came out here so I could tell you why, face-to-face.”
“Please do,” Catherine said.
“The other buyer is an agent acting for the European Union. He supposedly wants to buy Calvert Manor so the EU can turn it into its U.S. trade office.”
“I can't say that I'm very enthusiastic about that idea,” Catherine said. “Although I suppose it's naïve of me to admit it.”
“That's the instinct I'm counting on,” Marjorie said. “When you were explaining so carefully why it made sense to sell the house, I got the feeling that Calvert Manor wasn't just a showplace that your father bought to impress customersâthat for you it really was a home. If you don't mind it becoming an office for bureaucrats instead of a home for someone else, that's up to you. But I felt you ought to have the choice openly presented to you.”
“I didn't really appreciate what Calvert Manor meant for Dad when I was a girl,” Catherine said with an understanding nod. “Looking back on it, I think he saw this place as something solid and real. Those big international deals he put together paid the bills, but to him there wasn't all that much substance to them.”
“They must have had some substance if they paid the kind of bills a place like this would run up,” Marjorie said.
Catherine shook her head with a half smile.
“Dad used to say that in the early seventies the only way an American with an MBA and a Slavic language could avoid making money was to enter a Trappist monastery. That was the heyday of détente. Peace in the world through Pepsi in Moscow. He thought that doing those deals really was changing things. Then, as Dad put it, an old man dies in Portugal, Cubans start fighting in Africa, and it all goes blooey overnight. He kept on making money, but now that was all he was doing. Calvert Manor was something that wouldn't just go up in smoke like the détente stuff.”
“This may sound opportunistic,” Marjorie said, “but that's the same kind of meaning this place would have for Patrice Helmsing. Patrice is black and she's been a special friend of mine since college. Even when we haven't seen each other for two or three years, Patrice and I can sit around a fire with cabernet and crudités for hours, talking about Washington in the 1960s and London in the 1790s and our first husbands and last children and everything in between. Her roots are in Washington, and a place like this would have an extraordinary resonance for her.”
Marjorie thought she'd overdone it, and she expected Catherine to glance away. She didn't. Instead, Catherine opened her eyes wide and gazed straight at Marjorie with a countenance suggesting the most inexpressible longing Marjorie had ever seen. She looked like a ragged kid from the slums hearing a description of some lushly Arcadian summer camp.
“That sounds so lovely,” she said in a voice between a whisper and a sob.
In Catherine Shepherd's eyes at that moment Marjorie saw exquisite loneliness. For an instant, Marjorie imagined herself suggesting impulsively that she and Catherine just blow off the day, blitz Woodies, have bacon cheeseburgers and chocolate malts someplace where they'd need the National Debt Clock to count the calories, cruise through the Corcoran Gallery, stop for cocktails at Clyde's, and straggle back to Calvert Manor at twilight with armloads of parcels and a little edge-off-the-day buzz. For a long time afterward, reflecting on their chat in the kitchen nook striped by the cold winter sun, Marjorie wondered if everything might have turned out differently had she acted on that impulse. But she didn't. The moment passed.
“I think you're right about the European Union thing, by the way,” Catherine said suddenly in a more business-like voice, giving her head a little forget-that-last-part flick. “Wilcox called to say that an inquiry had come from someone whose name I can't remember.”
“Avery Phillips?” Marjorie suggested.
“Not sure. Wilcox said the guy was some kind of high-powered dealer-developer, and she suspected he was representing an undisclosed principal. This place hasn't pulled a nibble in weeks, so I'm betting the call to Wilcox is from the same alternative buyer you've been talking about.”
“Safe bet,” Marjorie said.
Catherine's last sip of grapefruit juice left a sixteenth-inch of pulp and liquid in the bottom of the glass. She put her knife and fork together on her plate in the four o'clock position. Then three quick thumps on the back stairway gave Catherine and Marjorie a second or two warning before Cindy burst into the kitchen.
“Oh,” Cindy said, gaping at Marjorie, “you're back.”
“That's Cindy's way of saying, âExcuse me for interrupting,'” Catherine said.
“I swear to God, Cathy,” Cindy said, shaking her head at the place setting, “if Martha Stewart ever needs an enema, she's going to have you hold the tube.”
Cindy was wearing a bright pink T-shirt with the words pretty girls smoking cigarettes circling a silhouette depicting approximately that. Her denim shorts showed ten inches of thigh below ragged hems and a generous smidgeon of cheek through a hole near the left rear pocket. She was carrying an enormous book covered with what looked like very old, very thick paper hand-folded into a dust jacket. Marjorie wondered if Danielle Steel had produced a bildungsroman that
Publisher's Weekly
had somehow missed. Then she realized with astonishment that it was a Bible.
“Good morning,” Catherine said.
“Mmff,” Cindy said as she bent into the refrigerator.
More steps echoing on the stairway answered her. A man in his early twenties lurched into the kitchen. He was wearing white painter's pants and a T-shirt identical to Cindy's. As he took in the tableau before him, he shook his head with enough enthusiasm to produce a faint tinkle from thirteen small gold rings bunched along the top of his left ear and the outside of his left nostril.
“Miss Randolph,” Catherine said, “this is C-Sharp. C-Sharp, Marjorie Randolph.”
“Delighted,” Marjorie said.
“Looks like snow outside,” C-Sharp mumbled after a barely perceptible nod.
“I hate Washington when it snows,” Cindy said with reflexive vehemence that seemed disproportionate to the topic. “Washington's just ridiculous about snow.”
“âPretty Girls Smoking Cigarettes' is a song, by the way,” Catherine explained to Marjorie as she noticed her examining the T-shirts. “C-Sharp expects it to be his group's breakthrough hit.”
“Fuckin' right,” C-Sharp said.
Cindy emerged from the refrigerator with a can of Diet Coke and three slices of pizza piled high with congealed mozzarella and clumsily wrapped in aluminum foil. She offered some to C-Sharp, who blinked and looked like he'd need to think about it.
“Where'd you dig the Bible up?” Catherine asked be-musedly.
“I've been looking for readings for you to use when you and Preston make it legal.”
“How thoughtful,” Catherine said, the way Miss Manners might have.
“Okay, be an asshole, but I've found one. Listen.”
Opening the Bible on the counter, Cindy took a deep breath, shook hair out of her eyes, and began reading in a slow cadence with a voice as close to a TV evangelist's as an alto could manage.
“A reading from the Book of Numbers, chapter thirty-one. âThey made war on Midian, as Yahweh had ordered Moses, and put every male to death. The Israelites took the Midianite women and their little ones captive and carried off all their cattle, all their flocks and all their goods as booty. Moses was enraged with the officers of the army who had come back from this expedition. He said, “Why have you spared the life of all the women? Kill all the male children and kill all the women who have ever slept with a man; but spare the lives of the young girls who have never slept with a man, and keep them for yourselves.'”
Cindy waited long enough after she glanced up from the scriptural account to let the silenceâslightly open-mouthed, in Catherine's caseâhang a bit heavy.
“Don't you like it?” she asked then, feigning a hurt look. “I think it's a very moving tribute to the virtues of virginity.”
***
Wet, heavy snow began to fall shortly after Marjorie left Calvert Manor. It fell fast and hard, in soggy, smacking clumps that the wipers fought to clear from her windshield. By the time she came within hoping distance of Connecticut Avenue, she realized this was serious stuffâa long, traffic-mangling storm.
Which left Marjorie with time to wonder why in the world Cindy would have gone to such an immense amount of trouble, plowing through what must have been the thoroughly unfamiliar pages of the Old Testament, to come up with a lame, one-shot joke. It wasn't until she finally pulled into a snow-swept parking space two hundred yards from Cavalier Books that an intuitively plausible if not logically supportable answer occurred to her.
“I wonder if Preston Demarest is Jewish?” she said to herself.
If Cecilia Hamisch had behaved like a normal, self-respecting civil servant, Michaelson reflected at ten o'clock the next morning, he'd be sitting in his office reviewing an earnest research paper instead of standing in the snow committing a felony. Or maybe only a misdemeanor, but even so.
Yesterday's snow, falling thick and heavy well into the night, gave federal employees an ironclad excuse to gold-brick. As he walked from his Georgetown apartment down a surreally underpopulated Massachusetts Avenue to his office, Michaelson assumed that none of the former State Department colleagues he planned to call would be in. He would leave messages explaining what he wanted. This would pin him to his desk for the rest of the morning, on the off chance that one of them would wander in by ten and get back to him before lunch. By adopting this tactic he would force himself to pass several character-building hours reviewing a Brookings Junior Fellow's analysis of the proposed common European currency, which this week was being called the euro.
Cecilia Hamisch upset this carefully scripted scenario by being diligently at her desk when Michaelson called at nine-ten. Hamisch was a midlevel Foreign Service officer whose lengthy title included the terms “liaison” and “World Trade Organization.” This meant that her actual function was to remind the Office of the United States Trade Representative that trade policy was a component of foreign policy rather than the other way around.
She had worked under Michaelson for a couple of years before his retirement from the State Department. Given the vagaries of political fortune, it wasn't impossible that she'd find herself working for him again someday. So he was gratified but not surprised when she promised to call him at four p.m. with a report on whatever she'd found out.
This meant that Michaelson no longer had anything chaining him to his phone for the next several hours. He dug the latest draft of the euro paper out of his box only long enough to decorate its cover page with an oversized Post-it on which he printed neatly in black, felt-tip pen:
Your evidence and analysis seem to prove incontrovertibly that the euro is both inevitable and impossible. Is it wise to rely on the dynamic tension between these possibilities, or do you propose to choose one or the other? Let's discuss. RM
With that, he consigned the euro paper to his out box and pulled a metropolitan phone directory from the back of his credenza. It took him ten seconds to look up Demarest, Preston R. Demarest's phone rang fifteen times without either an answer or the intervention of a recorded invitation to leave a message. Such technological self-denial seemed anomalous to Michaelson, who would have given even odds that Demarest took his pager into the shower and had a fax machine in his car.
Objectively, that merited no more than a shrug and a mental note. Subjectively, however, Michaelson had a sharper taste for concrete problems than for theoretical woolgathering. The concrete problems at the moment were that he didn't know what Avery Phillips was up toâwhatever it was seemed to involve both Michaelson and Jim Halliburtonâand for reasons that went well beyond idle curiosity Michaelson therefore wanted to find out what was actually on Phillips' agenda. The address shown for Demarest was within manageable walking distance of the Alexandria Metro stop. Michaelson grabbed his battered topcoat and tweed walking hat and headed for the door.
The address turned out to be the lower flat in a two-story house that had been divided into an upstairs and a downstairs apartment. The first thing Michaelson noticed was the mail overflowing the box beside the door. It certainly hadn't been delivered this morning, which suggested that Demarest hadn't been home since at least yesterday. Michaelson concluded that he was ringing the doorbell strictly for the exercise, and he was right.
It was at that point, as he started going through Demarest's mail, that he began wondering how serious a crime he was committingâand grumbling mentally that there was never a lawyer sitting around on someone's front porch when you needed one.
Demarest's mail started with bills and
Newsweek
. Then came a letter of some kind from a health club in the district called Bodies by Design; a fund-raising appeal from a group that wished to fight censorship in public schools; and a letter from the District of Columbia Corporations Commission, addressed to Club Chat Fouette, in care of Demarest.
Michaelson was considering whether the absence of an
accent aigu
from the last item meant anything when a measured voice cutting sharply through the cold air commanded his attention.
“What are you doing there?”
Turning his head unhurriedly to the right in reaction to this challenge, Michaelson saw a woman with rust-tinged gray hair which at the moment was less than kempt. She wore a blue terry cloth robe over pink pajamas and unbuckled galoshes. She was holding her right hand behind her back. Michaelson suspected that the hand gripped a gun. Handgun ownership is widespread in Virginia, and residents of that state's Washington suburbs assume that any interloper from the district arrives with felonious intent.
“I'm looking for Mr. Demarest,” Michaelson said affably behind a harmless-codger smile. “I have something for him.”
“He's not home. Whatever it is, you can leave it with me.”
“I wouldn't dream of burdening you with it,” Michaelson said as he casually replaced Demarest's mail. “I was considering leaving it in his mailbox, but on reflection I'm afraid I don't feel comfortable with that option. He doesn't seem to collect his mail very regularly, and in any event we must respect the sanctity of the post. You don't know when he'll be home, do you?”
“I'd call that his business. Who would you be, exactly?”
“My name is Richard Michaelson. I have a card here.”
“Skip it,” she said as he began to reach for his card case.
Michaelson complied with a complacent shrug.
“I would appreciate it very much if you'd tell him I dropped by and am looking forward to his call,” he said.
“I'll tell him you trooped over here and rifled his mail.”
“I hope he realizes how fortunate he is to have such a vigilant landlady,” Michaelson said, laying it on a bit thick as he prepared to offer his back to a woman he was now absolutely convinced was armed and tightly wound.
“I'm not his landlady,” the woman said. “I'm his tenant.”
“In that case he's even luckier than I thought. Good day.”
Touching the brim of his cap and smiling as if he were auditioning for the kind of role David Niven used to get, Michaelson turned from the woman and began walking away. He didn't risk self-congratulation until he'd made it to the Metro stop without catching a bullet between his shoulder blades.
Potomac Telephone had long since given up chaining phone books to pay phones, but Club Chat Fouetté turned up, acute accent in place, in a weekend entertainment guide at a news box in the Metro station. The ad gave an address on New York Avenue, about four blocks from Bodies by Design, so Michaelson took the subway all the way to Federal Triangle instead of getting off at Foggy Bottom.
The place struck Michaelson as about two steps up the scale from the standard New York Avenue establishment. More typical of the neighborhood were the shop across the street advertising xxx video private booths and a place with opaque windows four doors down that slyly promised women's clothes 90% off. Club Chat Fouetté's vermillion facade wasn't exactly a model of understatement, but the neon guitar decorating its window and its offer of “Live Music Nitely” seemed quaintly sedate by comparison to the rest of the block.
No one responded to Michaelson's rap on the locked front door. The alley led to a side door with a buzzer, which he pushed. A thirty-second wait was rewarded with a lock snapping inside the door followed by a four-inch crack between the door and its frame.
“No delivery before noon, that the deal,” a male voice with a vaguely Slavic tincture said through the crack.
“No delivery, I need to talk to Mr. Demarest.”
“Can't help you,” the voice said.
“You can, actually,” Michaelson said. “He does work here, you know. He gets official mail for the place, and he belongs to a health club within walking distance. If he's in at the moment, why don't you ask him if he'd like to chat with Richard Michaelson?”
“Can't help you,” the voice repeated.
Michaelson had already braced himself to have the door slammed in his face when he heard an indistinct shout from deeper in the building. The Slavic voice yelled an approximation of “Michaelson” in response. Whatever came back must have been affirmative because the door opened wider. Michaelson went in.
The man who admitted him was slightly built, perhaps five-seven with a surprisingly fair complexion set off by black hair that seemed lacquered to his scalp. He wore Levis, Doc Martens, and an open-necked man's button-down dress shirt over an olive drab T-shirt, as if undecided about whether to dress like a lumberjack or a lawyer on casual day.
Following him, Michaelson stepped into a surprisingly elegant saloon. Banquettes of plum-colored stuff that could pass for leather in the dim light lined the far wall. Taking up most of the floor were chairs with backs and arms of oxblood velveteen plush surrounding black tabletops as shiny as any floor Fred and Ginger ever waltzed on. The bar was white, making it look longer than it was. A mauve baby grand took up almost all of a tiny stage.
Demarest waited at the bottom of a stairway just beyond the stage. A buff-colored vest covered most of the peagreen tie knotted over his deep copper shirt. He was holding a green sport coat casually over his left shoulder. Once Michaelson had had five seconds to absorb the full impact of his ensemble, Demarest slipped the sport coat on.
“What is it you have for me?” he asked.
“Questions and advice.”
“I'm not in the market for either. But come on up anyway.”
Demarest effected an effortless pivot and briskly mounted the stairs. Michaelson circled the stage and by hustling a bit managed to reach the mezzanine at the top of the stairs in time to see Demarest step behind a shoulder-high partition in the most distant corner. When Michaelson reached the partition he saw Demarest standing at a scarred wooden desk, pouring chardonnay into a Styrofoam cup beside a twelve-function telephone console.
“Some for you?” Demarest asked.
“Not this early, thank you. Water will be fine.”
“Can do.” He filled a second cup with LaCroix water and put it in front of Michaelson. Then he raised his own drink.
“It's definitely not too early in England,” he said, and took a generous swallow. “Which first, questions or advice?”
“I'd like to know how you met Catherine Shepherd.”
“Why?”
“Do you know who Jim Halliburton is?”
“Never heard of him,” Demarest said.
“He was a colleague of mine who once upon a time sent me a message. Avery Phillips was also once a colleague of mine, and he recently asked me a favor. The message Halliburton sent and the favor Phillips asked have Calvert Manor in common. The first and last time I saw the place you were the only non-Shepherd there, ostensibly because you know Catherine Shepherd. You two don't strike me as people who travel regularly in the same circles. That's why.”
Demarest smiled complacently and sipped some more wine.
“I don't think you have a clue about the circles I travel in,” he murmured. “All you know is that I live in Alexandria and I'm the registered agent for a niche market nightspot.”
“On the contrary, I have far more information about you than I can properly digest,” Michaelson said. “I've already mentioned that you belong to a health club within walking distance of this nightspot but a long way from your home. Conclusion: You're not just a registered agent for this place; you spend a good deal of time here on a regular basis. You take telephone messages here and not at your apartment. The woman who lives above you was alarmed but not surprised when a strange man appeared at your residence asking impertinent questionsâindicating that today wasn't the first time that had happened. She thought my asking after you was important enough to inform you about it immediately, because otherwise you wouldn't have had any reason to believe I had something for you. Now, perhaps you and Ms. Shepherd met while discussing NAFTA and single malt scotch during intermission at a Kennedy Center chamber music concert, but I'm betting the other way.”
“You're extrapolating rather aggressively from minimal data.”
“In the Foreign Service that was roughly half my job.”
“I hope you did the other half better,” Demarest said. “You'll be embarrassed at how badly astray you've led yourself. Catherine and I met through the Stuart Restoration Society.”
“Which is what?” Michaelson asked.
“A small group dedicated to restoring the Stuart dynasty to the English throne. We believe that James the Second was the last legitimate English monarch, that the grotesquely misnamed Glorious Revolution in 1688 was an unprincipled usurpation, and that the churlish balls-ups achieved by the current so-called royals are exactly what you should expect from a bunch of horse-faced German interlopersâwhich is what they happen to be.”
“I can see where a project like that could turn into a fulltime job,” Michaelson said dryly.
“Our efforts in support of the cause so far have been discreet and restrained. We gather occasionally to cheer against the College of William and Mary if it's involved in an athletic contest that anyone cares about. We send press releases to
Majesty
magazine. We maintain a Web site. We sell men's ties with the Stuart crest. We talk endlessly about organizing a tourist boycott of England until the rightful heirâhappens to be a woman, and we have her identifiedâis recognized.”