Complete Works of James Joyce (201 page)

 

puncture. So he done it. Luck! See her good.

 

 

Well, well, well, well! O dee, O dee, that’s

 

 

very lovely ! We like Simperspreach Hammel-

 

 

tones to fellow Selvertunes O’Haggans. 3 When

 

 

he rolls over his ars and shows the hise of his

 

 

heels. Vely lovely entilely! Like a yangsheep-

 

 

slang with the tsifengtse. So analytical plaus-

 

 

ible ! And be the powers of Moll Kelly, neigh-

 

 

bour topsowyer, it will be a lozenge to me all

 

 

my lauffe. 4 More better twofeller we been speak

 

 

copperads. Ever thought about Guinness’s?

 

 

And the regrettable Parson Rome’s advice?

 

 

1 Hen’s bens, are we soddy we missiled her?

 

 

2 I call that a scumhead.

 

3 Pure chingchong idiotism with any way words all in one soluble. Gee

 

each owe tea eye smells fish. That’s U.

 

4 The Doodles family, Hoodle doodle,

 

fam.?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Primanouriture

 

SICK US A

 

and Ultimo-

Want to join the police. 1 You know, you were

SOCK WITH

 

geniture

always one of the bright ones, since a foot

SOME SEDI-

 

No Sturm. No

made you an unmentionable,fakes ! You know,

MENT IN IT

 

Drang.

you’re the divver’s own smart gossoon, aequal

FOR THE

 

 

to yoursell and wanigel to anglyother, so you

SAKE OF OUR

 

 

are, hoax! You know, you’ll be dampned, so

DARNING

 

 

you will, one of these invernal days but you

WIVES

 

 

will be,carrotty! 2

 

 

 

Wherapool, gayet that when he stop look

 

 

 

time he stop long ground who here hurry he

 

 

 

would have ever the lothst word, with a sweet

 

 

 

me ah err eye ear marie to reat from the jacob’s3

 

 

 

and a shypull for toothsake of his armjaws

 

 

 

at the slidepage of de Vere Foster, would and

 

 

 

could candykissing P. Kevin to fress up the

 

 

 

rinnerung and to ate by hart (leo I read, such a

 

 

 

spanish, escribibis all your mycoscoups) wont

 

 

 

to nibbleh ravenostonnoriously ihs mum to

 

 

 

me in bewonderment of his chipper chuthor

 

 

 

for, while that Other by the halp of his creac-

 

 

 

tive mind offered to deleberate the mass from

 

 

 

the booty of fight our Same with the holp

 

 

 

of the bounty of food sought to delubberate

 

 

 

the mess from his corructive mund, with his

 

 

 

muffetee cuffes ownconsciously grafficking

 

 

 

with his sinister cyclopes after trigamies and

 

 

 

spirals’ wobbles pursuiting their rovinghamil-

 

 

 

ton selves and godolphing in fairlove to see

 

 

 

around the waste of noland’s browne jesus 4

 

 

 

(thur him no quartos!) till that on him poorin

 

 

 

sweat the juggaleer’s veins (quench his quill!)

 

 

 

in his napier scrag stud out bursthright tam-

 

 

 

1 Picking on Nickagain, Pikey Mikey?

 

 

2 Early morning, sir Dav Stephens, said the First Gentleman in youreups.

 

3 Bag bag blockcheap, have you any will?

 

4 What a lubberly whide elephant for the men-in-the-straits!

 

 

 

 

 

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