Authors: John Nicholas Iannuzzi
Hardie was still in the hole. He was going to wait there until dark, no matter how many creepy crawly things slithered on him. There was no way he was going back to let that Mulvehill son of a bitch kill him.
Belt Parkway, Brooklyn : August 12, 1996, 1:15 P.M.
“License and registration,” said Lou Castoro standing next to the pearlized white Cadillac Seville he had just pulled over. A rotating red light, magnetically attached to the roof of Castoro's unmarked government vehicle was flashing. The Belt Parkway skirted Brooklyn's western shoreline, on the edge of the Narrows. Across the water was Staten Island.
“Whadda youse guys want?” Tony Balls rasped as he glared from behind the steering wheel of his Cadillac. Another member of the Task Force squad stood on the other side of the car.
“License and registration.” repeated Castoro, his mood not much better than Tony Balls'. He had been on a two day break from babysitting Hardie in the woods of Pennsylvania, but Supervisor Becker, discontent to see anyone on the squad with leisure time, called and instructed him to come into the office for a special assignment; he then assigned him to pick up Tony Balls and bring him to headquarters.
The other Task Force agent, an N.Y.P.D. detective on loan to the Task Force, stood next to the front fender on the passenger side of the Cadillac, watching Tony Balls through the windshield. It was a bright, sunny day. Ships in the Narrows pulled against their anchor chains in the outgoing tide.
“What happened, they busted youse down to traffic cops, that you gotta break my balls about a license today?”
“License and registration,” Castoro repeated.
“You fucks know I don't have no license, so what the fuck you breaking my balls about?” Tony's legendary boldness was beginning to stir. Even though the world was different, he was not about to turn his head or lower his eyes when the
spiru
came around, asking him questions.
Fuck them! If I do something, they gotta do whatever they gotta do, otherwise, leave me the fuck alone
, had always been, and still was, his attitude.
It was just this brazenness, this refusal to assume his proper role in the good guy/bad guy melodrama which made Federal and State Officials throw every indictment they could think of at Tony Balls seven years ago. If it weren't for Sandro Luca, who somehow was able to roll all the charges into one seven year termâwith time off for good behaviorâhe probably would have been given a lot more time on the wrong side of the bars, or been in the midst of the mirthless, ambitious prosecutor's recent anti-organized crime campaign, looking ahead to longer time.
“Step out of the car, please,” said Castoro.
Tony Balls slammed his hand against the interior door handle, shoving the door open violently. When he stood, his bulk was three inches taller than Castoro. He filled his large chest with a massive intake of anger. “What the fuck d'you want?” he exploded.
Cars began to slow. Rubber neckers took in what looked like a fight on the shoulder of the highway.
“We don't need trouble, Tony,” said the other Agent from behind Tony Balls, opening his jacket.
“Who the fuck is this guy?” Tony Balls spat.
“We don't need any trouble, Tony,” Castoro said calmly.
“You shoulda thought about that before you stopped me. What the fuck do youse want from me?”
“Our Boss wants you to come to the office. Let's just go and get it over with. Get in our car. I'll drive yours.”
“What fuckin' for? This I wanna hear. For fuckin' what, I gotta go with you?” snarled Tony Balls.
“For driving without a license, for starters,” said the other Agent. “Step into our car.”
“You see this fuckin' car,” Tony Balls snarled, twirling to face the other Agent across the hood of the car. “While I was away, my wife, my daughter,
putana madon
,” Tony Balls twirled back toward Castoro, “my family collected milk bottles, soda cans, saved money, so when I came out, when I came out of that mother-fucking rat-trap you guys put me in, I would have this beautiful car, specially painted and everything, as a surprise homecoming present. And you tell me I should step in your piece-of-shit car, and you're gonna drive my car?” Tony Balls raised his hand to his mouth, biting his clenched fist to release his mounting anger. “I wanna see you get into this car, you cocksuckers. Go ahead. I ain't got nothin' on me,” he said, raising both his arms parallel to the ground so they could see his body. “There's nothin' in the car. Youse both got your guns. You try and get in this car, you're going to have to fucking kill me first. You hear me?” he shouted, red faced, for all Brooklyn to hear. “Try and get in my beautiful fuckin' car, and you're going to have to kill me! Now tell me!” he said softly now, studying the two Agents's eyes. “Is it worth it? Hanh? Is it? Get in if you got the balls. You know I ain't fuckin' kidding, right? You know it, right?”
“Tony, for Christ sake. You've never had any fucking brains,” said Castoro. “They just want to talk to you about something. I have no idea why they would want to do that, or what they want to talk about. But that's what they want. Me, I was home, sitting on my ass. You think I want to do this? Let's just get it over with and we'll all go about our business. This macho shit isn't necessary.”
“And neither is driving my car. You want me to go to your office? No fuckin' problem. You want me to come with you, you free-holes? Fine, no fuckin' problem. But you get in your car. I'll get in mine. I'll follow you wherever you want. Where the fuck do you think I'm going to go? I'm going to escape someplace? I'm going to run away from you two free-holes?”
Castoro pursed his lips, considering. He glanced at the other Agent. Some of the rubber neckers had stopped at the side of the road.
Castoro nodded reluctantly. “Get in your car,” he said with subdued anger. “I'll go with you.”
“You kidding me? You want I should be seen driving in my car with a cop? Get in your own stinking car.”
Castoro fumed silently. “Follow us. But make one little move, make one little move, and I'll personally shoot you and that bullshit junk box car of yours so full of holes, you'll both look like cheese graters.”
“Don't be calling my car a bullshit car,” Tony rasped, his anger now more contained. “Call me anything you want. Just don't call this car, a bullshit car. I told you, it was a gift from my wife and kid. They saved for years to give it to me. Who the fuck would save anything for you two free-holes?”
“Get in the car and follow us,” said Castoro.
“No,” said the other Agent. “You know what would be better, Tony, you fresh mouth fuck. You know what would be better? You make that move. Please. Make my day.”
“Hey, fuckin' Clint Eastwood, give me a break, okay?” Tony Balls turned and sat behind the steering wheel of his car, shutting the door gently. “
Spiru. Putana Madonna. Bitze fidend, sfacime spiru
.” He bit his hand again.
The Agents led Tony Balls through the Battery Tunnel back to the Federal Office Building at 26 Federal Plaza, just across the street from the Federal Courthouse on Foley Square. Before entering the building, however, the Agents had to wait while Tony Balls parked his car in the parking lot beneath a residential building next to the new Federal Courthouse on Pearl Street. They had already radioed Supervisor Becker that they were bringing Tony Balls in.
“I hope you guys realize what you just cost me, making me park my car with Jesse James,” Tony Balls said lightly as he now sat in the back seat of the Government vehicle as the Agents drove toward the official parking area beneath the Federal office building. “The fucking thieves at the payout counter ought to wear a mask and carry a six gun, they charge so much to park. Now there's something you guys ought to investigate, the amount of money the parking lots charge.” The Agents chuckled. “I'm serious. Think about it. They rip people off, over and above human rates, every day, in every parking lot in New York City. The take is more dough than the skim in Las Vegas. You see the sign outside that joint. Big letters. Six dollars, fifty-nine cents. And, in teeny, tiny letters underneath, it says, âfirst half hour'. You can't walk up the ramp in less than a half hour. Then they bang you out for about twenty bucks for the full hour. It's a conspiracy, too. All them parking lots charge the same thing, the same way. Why don't you investigate a real scam, instead of bothering regular people.”
“What's a twenty to a guy with your dough, Tony? All you have to do is dig up a coffee can,” said Castoro as he maneuvered the government vehicle into a parking space.
“I wish. I'm on unemployment, looking for work.”
Tony Balls wasn't kidding. Supervisor Becker, of course, was sure that Tony Balls' collection of unemployment insurance was merely another scheme. But it wasn't the D.E.A.'s job, so he let it slide. The fact was, however, that in addition to being both unemployed and unemployable, Tony Balls was broke. Despite the flashy front, his years in prison had used up every dime he had, every resource he was able to reach. And, with everybody being in the Can, on the lam, or dead, there were no âfriends' in the street to have a good crap game or even hit up for a loan. The unemployment money and the cash from Moscarella'sâhe didn't even let himself think about the few bucks he made moving a few measly bags of cocaineâwas all that Tony Balls had for the moment, and that was chicken feed, which he kept in crisp tens in order to lend additional bulk to the meager bank roll in his pocket. While he was in jail, over Tony Balls' mighty objections, his wife and daughter took jobs. His wife worked in a local boutique, selling ladies apparel. His daughter worked in a computer store in the mall under the World Trade Center.
Tony's wife and daughter had talked, about two years before Tony Balls was to be released from prison, agreeing to pool a portion of their weekly paychecks for walking around money for Tony. But they decided an offer of money would have wounded Tony to the depths of his soul. So they bought him the Cadillac instead.
“I didn't mean to get too rough with you guys back there,” Tony Balls said calmly, “it's just, who the fuck needs this today, you know what I mean? I was just going to meet Flor for lunch.”
“Right, right,” said Castoro. “Today is Wednesday, isn't it.”
Tony laughed. “You fucks! Got everything clocked, don't you?”
“Part of the routine, Tony.”
“Yeah, yeah.” Actually, in a perverse way, the Agents's attentions gave substance and significance to Tony Balls' life. If the authorities were no longer interested in him, following him, surveilling him, who would he be? He'd be a nobody. Nothing. An out-of-work stiff with no danger or threat attached to him, a harmless sucker, a jerk-off. Their surveillance, in a very real way, gave bounce and dash to Tony Balls' existence. “Who we going to see?” he asked.
“D.E.A. Supervisor Becker,” said Castoro.
“D.E.A.? What the fuck's the D.E.A. got to do with me? And who the fuck is Beckerâsome free-hole with a rod up his ass?”
“You've met Becker before, I see.” said Castoro. The other Agent laughed.
“I never met nobody in my life. What's he want?”
“We're only government workers, Tony,” said Castoro. “They point, we fetch.”
“Hello, Tony,” said Supervisor Becker when the two Agents brought Tony Balls into his office.
“I know you, you callin' me, Tony?” What Tony Balls saw was a man with a hawkish, bony nose and brush-cut reddish hair.
A fucking boy scout
, thought Tony Balls.
“I'm Supervisor Becker.”
“Hello, Supervisor Becker,” Tony Balls said with affected courtesy. “How's it hanging?”
Becker frowned.
Tony enjoyed his own brashness, particularly as Becker was obviously straight laced and offended by it. He glanced at all the law enforcement caps on the wall of Becker's office, D.E.A., Marshal's Service, F.B.I., N.Y.P.D., A.T.F., various Sheriffs Departments, Corrections, and many others. “Tell me, how do you know which one of them hats to wear when you play in the office softball league?”
Becker pointed to a chair in front of his desk. “The reason I had my Agents bring you in, Tony, is I wanted to ask you some questionsâ”
“I would'a never guessed.”
“âabout Sally Cantalupo and Sandro Luca.”
“Who the fuck are they?” rasped Tony Balls. He looked with affected confusion at the other Agents.
“Don't tell me you don't know Billy Legs' son or your own lawyer?”
“Oh, you said Sandro Luca? I thought you said Chris Trapuca.”
“In addition to certain things regarding Sally Cantalupo, we'd like to know a little more about Mr. Luca, and his Senator friend, Galiber.”
“Never heard of him, neither.”
“Not that Luca has committed a crimeâalthough that's a possibility we're looking into. We're interested in some of his Colombian clients who launder money. In addition, we're interested in Galiber in connection with the investigation in the Bronx.”
“I still ain't never heard of any of them. An' I sure don't know no Colombians or Senators.”
“We'd like to know some things about Luca, his relationship with his Colombian clients, his relationship with Galiber, and this bill to legalize narcotics.”
“Here, I got Sandro Luca's card in my wallet. Call him. He's easy to talk toâif you free-holes can afford to talk to him. He costs a few hundred an hour.” Tony Balls laughed.
Becker was wearing a blue, button down collared shirt, and a rep tie with a tiny, tight knot pulled tight to his neck. “We have reason to believe,” Becker continued, “that Mr. Luca may have information concerning Mr. Galiber and the investigation that's ongoing. We thought you might be able to add to our intelligence.”