Authors: Andrew Ball
bodyguards. Eleanor gave Rachel the eye. "A
brief shining moment, then back to his usual
self."
"He does that," Rachel said.
Eleanor smiled. "I admit it keeps me on
my toes."
****
They rode together in the limo; it was
quiet. Daniel checked his cell phone. He
twiddled his thumbs. He sighed. Rachel gave
him an encouraging smile. He smiled back,
but it was forced. The sooner this was over,
the better.
Their destination was a tall, modern-
looking hotel. The front entrance was a
crowd of evening gowns and black tuxedo
standing on red carpets. The limo pulled up
to the front of the hotel’s roundabout and
stopped to let them out.
Eleanor was mobbed by the people. She
recognized each one of the dozens of faces
despite the layers of makeup and plastic
surgery, taking time to greet them all by
name. Daniel nodded automatically
whenever she mentioned his name.
Eventually, they were shuttled into the
lobby. The décor of the hotel was as fancy as
the dresses. Haughty marble columns stood a
supporting vigil between the chandeliers.
Pretentious chamber music floated above the
heads of the guests.
Rachel waved at him, then pointed to a
stairwell. He watched her go. She’d be
watching from balconies that extended over
the first floor, but he still felt lonely without
her there. It was going to be a long night.
He felt the eyeballs of a hundred party-
goers as they passed into the ballroom.
Eleanor’s parade of happy birthday well-
wishes eventually died out long enough for
her to actually talk to him. "What do you
think?" she asked.
"I think I’m hungry," Daniel said.
"Of course you are." She smiled and
waved one of her white gloves at a passing
woman. "I appreciate your assistance."
"I’m doing it for Rachel, not for you."
"I’m trying to reach out here, Daniel.
Grant me some flexibility."
"Flexibility?" Daniel leaned close so no
one else could hear. "After you told Rachel I
wasn’t good enough? After you threatened
not just me, but my little brother and my
father because I didn’t ask how high when
you said jump? You can take your
flexibility
and shove it up your ass. You’re used to
walking around with a steel rod jammed up
there, I’m sure it won’t be too bad."
Eleanor’s smile was now through gritted
teeth. "Eyes are on us."
"What am I really here for?" Daniel
leaned back. "Well, it doesn’t matter. I’m
good at thinking on my feet."
"Eleanor!" A broad-shouldered man
with grey-speckled blonde hair strode out of
the crowd. Everyone scurried to make way
for him. He embraced her in a happy bear
hug that clashed with everything in the room.
"You’re even more beautiful than the last
time I saw you. Happy birthday."
Eleanor beamed, and this time, her smile
was very real, wiping away the cold stain
that usually sat on her face. Daniel felt his
eyebrows hit the ceiling. It was the first thing
approximating any authenticity from her. And
then it was gone, a little star that twinkled for
only a moment.
"Father, this is my good friend, Daniel
Fitzgerald." Eleanor gestured between them.
"Daniel, this is my father, Henry Astor."
Daniel had a nearly overwhelming urge
to shit all over Eleanor right there and catch
a taxi home, but he could still see a patch of
red hair at the top of the stairwell. He gave
the man a slight bow. "Mr. Astor. It’s an
honor."
"Fitzgerald, hmm? A strong name. It’s a
pleasure to meet someone my daughter
approves of!" He laughed a great booming
laugh. Half the crowd laughed with him,
even people that were clearly out of earshot.
"She always had a soft spot for musicians,
though." He kissed Eleanor’s forehead. "I’ll see you two inside." He turned to start
working his way through the crowd.
Daniel edged up to Eleanor when the
wave of sound following Henry had passed.
"Musician? What the hell did you tell him
about me?"
"Rachel told me you played the cello.
My date has to be someone impressive.
You’re a virtuoso."
He had to laugh. "Good thing you didn’t
exaggerate."
"It’s not as if -" She stopped. Her face
went about the same as when Daniel told her
he’d sent off that recording. "…ugh."
"What? I’m not that ugly."
"No." She ducked behind his shoulder.
"One of my former…suitors."
"Suitors? What is this, Pride and
Prejudice?"
"I’m surprised you even know that title."
"Shows what you know. Jane Austen is
one of my guilty pleasures."
"Eleanor!" The young man came walking
up. He couldn’t have been more than a year
or two older than them. The first thing Daniel
noticed about him was that he used way too
much gel. His hair was pruned into rows of
crusty spikes. "Happy birthday. It’s great to
see you."
Eleanor nodded to him. "Mr. Aiken."
He chuckled and smiled. "Please, Elly,
I’ve told you to call me Matthew." He
snatched her hand and kissed her fingers. "I
hope I can tempt you into a dance later?"
"You’ll have competition." Eleanor
slipped free from his grip and hung herself
on Daniel’s arm. He tried not to flinch. "This
is my date, Daniel Fitzgerald. Daniel, this is
Matthew Aiken. The son of the CEO of
Medusa Interactive."
"Medusa?" Daniel frowned. "As in, the
game company?"
"The very same," Eleanor said.
"Wow!" Daniel offered his hand. "I’m a huge fan. Wing Blade Commander, Hellfire
Online. The last expansion was amazing. It’s
great to meet you."
Matthew shook Daniel’s hand as if he
was picking up a dirty napkin. "Yes, right.
Always nice to meet a…fan."
"I’ve got a friend that’ll go nuts when I
tell him about this," Daniel said. "What’s
your favorite class in Hellfire? I play the
ranger."
"I don’t really play video games."
"You don’t?"
Matthew gave him a look he’d seen on
Eleanor’s face more than once—the
pretentious glare of someone who thought he
was better than everyone else. "I have more
productive things to do with my time than
play pretend on my computers."
"You don’t play your company’s own
games?"
"I’m afraid not."
"Are you shitting me?"
Matthew drew back. "Pardon?"
Daniel’s shock and horror broke the tiny
shell of effort holding him back.
This guy
might be fun
. "You know what? You can
have Eleanor all to yourself. I’m just here for
the food."
Matthew, Eleanor, and a small crowd
that lingered around them all did a double-
take. "How dare you!" Matthew said. "She isn’t an object for you to dole out!"
"Relax. It’s was a joke."
Matthew leaned back and looked down
his nose. "Your humor was in poor taste. I’m
sure Eleanor would like an apology."
"No she wouldn’t."
"Excuse me?"
"Are you a douchebag all the time, or
just when you get jealous?"
Matthew stuttered a bit, then cleared his
throat. He looked at Eleanor. "You brought
this pig to your birthday party?"
"Funny, isn’t it?" Daniel said. "I don’t get it either. Maybe she was tired of all the
bootlickers." Daniel grinned again. "And
hand-kissers."
"Mr. Aiken," Eleanor said, "consider
Daniel a shark. Fall to one provocation, and
the blood will only draw him onward."
Daniel put on an affected British accent.
"An apt metaphor, my darling rose. Shall I
compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art
more lovely and more…actually, you’re not
more temperate, but whatever."
Eleanor shrugged. "A fair try."
"Eleanor," Matthew started, "I can’t
imagine how you could bear the proximity of
such poor breeding for so long."
"Practice."
"Yeah, practice," Daniel said. "And at least I’m better than a guy that sounds like a
history textbook."
Eleanor didn’t hide her smirk.
"You’ve insulted me for the last time,"
Matthew said.
"I agree. You’re too easy. Where’s the
fun in that?" He patted Eleanor’s shoulder;
her arm was still firmly wrapped around his.
"If you need any future reminders of your
insignificance, just check the scoreboard."
Eleanor cupped her mouth with a hand,
but she couldn’t stop herself from snorting.
More than a few people started murmuring.
Matthew turned red. "Your…my pedigree is
-"
"Your pedigree?" Daniel hacked a laugh
right in his face. "What is this, a dog show?
I’m the one with the hottest woman in the city
on my arm. On her birthday. Anxious to
introduce me to her father, of course. Did I
mention she’s the one that asked me to
come?" Daniel yawned. "Pretty standard
stuff, but that’s the life of the rich and
famous. You probably wouldn’t know." He
looked at his date. "Let’s get to the next
room, darling. I don’t want to miss the
appetizers."
He gently tugged her forward. Eleanor
let him lead her on passed the gaping stares.
"…that was something," she said.
"The show’s only just begun."
"Aiken was one thing, but -"
"Don’t humiliate your entire family?"
"I’d appreciate a little restraint."
"Why should I care if you’re
embarrassed?"
They went through the door. The banquet
hall was filled with big round tables set for
ten people each. A central table was bent
low with a teetering pile of presents. Any
army of waiters stood ready with glasses,
drinks, and those finger treats that had some
fancy French name he couldn’t remember. It
would be a three-course meal at every seat.
A central area was cleared for dancing; the
chamber group was arranged in the back
with a piano and a few string instruments.
Daniel started to make for the food.
Eleanor grabbed his arm and dragged him
past the tables to the entrance of a small side
hall. She backed him against the wall. "I
thought about what you said. About me, and
her. Us."
Daniel heaved a long sigh. "…I’m
listening."
"Rachel…I was…"
"You’re crushing my arm. Take it easy."
She relaxed her fingers. "If it’s really that
hard to admit," he said, "you know you’ve
got a problem."
She looked at the floor. "I was afraid.
Of her."
"Huh?"
"My father…he’s all I have. But he
loves Rachel. She has her place in public,
but in our home, she really is my sister. I was
afraid, and I…I wanted his attention. I did
awful things to her. I…"
"…you were afraid Rachel would take
your place," Daniel said. "So you made sure she knew what her place was. And then…"
Eleanor managed the smallest of nods.
"I’m…" She clutched at her face, as if that, and the makeup, would hide something she’d
rather not look at. "I’m a terrible person."
Daniel tapped her arm. "Hey."
"…what?"
"I get it, alright? Buck up, buttercup."
Eleanor took a breath. Her features
settled, and the moment of vulnerability
vanished. "Thank you."
"But I’m still going to embarrass you."
"What?! Why?"
"It’ll be good for you. Don’t worry, I
won’t be mean. Just blunt. Consider it part of
your apology." Daniel felt an evil grin grow
on his face. "Are there more Matthews out
there?"
"There are as many hand-kissers as
bootlickers, as you so eloquently put it."
"I see a way to make this evening more
interesting," Daniel said. "I don’t care about any of these people. I’m now your social
attack dog. If someone’s talking and you
want me to get on their case, give me the
signal."
"…you’re allowing me to direct your
talents."
"Correct."
Eleanor’s grin grew to match his own,
only hers was twice as vicious. "What’s the
signal?"
"Do this." Daniel scratched both his
temples.
"Ok. But…please. Just not in front of my
father."
"Especially in front of your father."
"What are you two lovebirds discussing
over here?" Eleanor’s father came marching
back over. "Not an elopement, I hope?"
"We’ve rescheduled the elopement for
after dinner," Daniel said. "That food looks too good to run away from."
Henry looked between the two of them.
Daniel knew he was expecting some kind of
reaction from Eleanor. When it didn’t come,
he chuckled. "I’m already hearing rumors
about your sense of humor, Mr. Fitzgerald.
Apparently you’re rather forward with your
comments."
"I just couldn’t bear to let Mr. Aiken
caress my little muffin top while I was