Coyote Blue (29 page)

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Authors: Christopher Moore

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A little while later, Coyote's brother came along and saw the trickster lying dead on the ground. He jumped over Coyote's body four times and Coyote sprang up, good as new.

"You did it again, " Coyote's brother said.

"I really wanted to roll a cigarette like the cowboy. "

Coyote's brother shook his head. He said, "If you're going to live around these white folks, Coyote, you got to learn. Just because you want something, it don't mean that it's good for you. "

"I knew that, " Coyote said.

Chapter 36 – There Ain't No Cure

for Coyote Blue

There is a saying that goes back to the buffalo days: there are no orphans among the Crow. Even today, if someone stays for a time on the reservation, he will be adopted by a Crow family, regardless of his race. The idea of a person without family makes the Crow uncomfortable. So when Samuel Hunter became, once again, Samson Hunts Alone, he found that there was family waiting for him, as well as his new white wife and her son. Pokey said, "There ain't near enough blond Indians, if you ask me."

And even as he left his old name behind with his old life, Sam maintained his shape-shifter ways, putting on each face as it was needed. Sometimes he was quick and clever, and other times he was simple, when simple served his purpose. When he spoke for the Crow to the government he wore traditional tribal dress and an eagle feather in his hair. But when he reported to his own people he dug out one of his Armani suits and the Rolex (that had long since stopped running), because that is what
they
needed to see. He was given the honor of pouring for the sweat, and the responsibility to carry on the old ways, and he programmed a computer to speak Crow, and using it, at the age of eighty, Pokey Medicine Wing learned to speak his own language.

And Sam put on many faces when he told the stories. When he told the old stories, of how Old Man Coyote made the world, of how he got his power to change shapes, of Cottontail and Raven and the other animal people, Sam was like the trickster himself, grinning and laughing, making rude noises, his golden eyes shining like fire. When he told the new stories – of the Crow man who had forgotten who he was, of a Japanese businessman who saved the life of an old shaman, of a black man who helped rescue a white child from the enemy, of all the tricks and machines that Coyote used to bring the Crow man home, and of the last coup – his voice took on a melancholy sweetness and his eyes went wide and bright, as if life itself was a delightful surprise. And when he told the story of the journey into the Underworld, of how Coyote's brother let Calliope live again because the trickster gave his own life, Sam became grave and dark, and those who doubted were quickly convinced when they saw the scar on Calliope's back from the bullet that had killed her. But even as Sam put on these faces and wore these personalities, he knew exactly who he was. He was happy.

After a while Calliope became pregnant and Sam's peace was again thrown out of balance. He was jumpy and nervous until the day the little girl was born and he saw that she had Calliope's deep brown eyes, not the golden eyes of a trickster. And meanwhile, as Grubb grew, he found that he could frighten his adopted father by hiding and making the sound of a coyote howling, and for this he suffered long lectures from his old Uncle Pokey about respecting his elders.

When Grubb was nine, in the time of the new grass, Sam took him to the great medicine wheel for his first fast. During the ride, in Pokey's ancient pickup truck, Sam instructed Grubb on how to enter the Spirit World and prepared him for what to expect there. "And one last thing," Sam said as he left the boy on the mountain. "If a fat guy in a big blue car comes along and offers you a ride, don't get in."

What Grubb saw on his vision, and what happened when he grew up, is a story for another time. But it should be noted here that over the years, as he grew into manhood, his eyes faded gradually from dark brown to a bright, shining gold.

"Coyote medicine will do them white folks some good," Pokey said with a grin.

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Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – Life Will Find You Santa Barbara,...

Chapter 2 – Montana Medicine Drunk Crow Country,...

Chapter 3 – The Machines of Irony Bring Memory...

Chapter 4 – Moments Are Our Mentors Santa Barbara

Chapter 5 – The Gift of a Dream Crow Country –...

Chapter 6 – A Malady of Medicine Santa Barbara

Chapter 7 – The Children of the Large-Beaked Bird...

Chapter 8 – Meet the Muse, Mr. Lizard King Santa...

Chapter 9 – Quitting Now Greatly Reduces the...

Chapter 10 – Over Easy, Politically Correct Santa...

Chapter 11 – The God, the Bad, and the Ugly Santa...

Chapter 12 – Cruelly Turn the Steel-Belted...

Chapter 13 – Forget What You Know Crow Country –...

Chapter 14 – Lies Have Lives of Their Own

Chapter 15 – Like God's Own Chocolate I'd Lick...

Chapter 16 – Live, Via the Spirit World Satellite...

Chapter 17 – A White Picket Fence Around Chaos...

Chapter 18 – Shadowphobia

Chapter 19 – Five Faces of Coyote Blue

Chapter 20 – Nevermore Santa Barbara

Chapter 21 – All Happy Families Santa Barbara

Chapter 22 – Sprinkling the Son of the Morning...

Chapter 23 – Pavlov's Dogs and the Rhinestone...

Chapter 24 – Coyote in Trickster Town Las Vegas

Chapter 25 – Wheels, Deals, and the Persistance...

Chapter 26 – Hang with a Horse Theif, Wake Up...

Chapter 27 – Food, Gas, Enlightenment, Next Right...

Chapter 28 – Hope Is Bulletproof, Truth Just Hard...

Chapter 29 – Shifting

Chapter 30 – Like Flies

Chapter 31 – There Are No Orphans Among the Crow

Chapter 32 – A Doctorate in Deception

Chapter 33 – Doors

Chapter 34 – Let Slip the Dogs of Irony

Chapter 35 – Crazy Dogs Wishing to Die

Chapter 36 – There Ain't No Cure for Coyote Blue

END

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