Authors: Thomas Laird
*
Natalie rolled to her left, and I could see that she was smiling.
‘Your energy level’s back up. See? Our evening walks have lowered your blood pressure and have increased your get-up-and-go.’
‘Sometimes I got the get-up, but no go.’
‘Cut it out, Jimmy. You are a wonderful lover.’
‘I never asked you if I was your first.’
‘You weren’t, lover.’
I looked over at her, but she had removed the smile.
‘I didn’t reckon that you’d saved it for me. Don’t get angry at me, Natalie.’
‘I’m not. I thought I saw disappointment on that swarthy dago face.’
‘Hey. I wasn’t a virgin. Why should you be? You’re a grown-up.’
She reached over and tickled my throat. She knew it drove me nuts. Then she giggled.
‘Never loved anybody but you.’ She grinned.
I wished I could tell her the same thing, but I didn’t lie to her.
Her face went serious again.
‘You think he’s still alive, don’t you?’
‘I wish I knew for sure that he was dead, that’s all. It’s like they’re saying in the media. No solid identification. I know they’re using that just so they can keep this fuck’s legend alive, but it still disturbs me a whole goddamned lot.’
‘You’ve got to calm down, baby. You can’t let him keep you in his hooks. That’s why he did himself the way he did. He knew you’d be bothered by it. So don’t let him get away with it ... By the way. I missed.’
‘Missed? Missed what? ... Oh Christ ... How long?’
‘A few weeks, Jimmy. But my little friend tends to show up on time. I just thought you’d like to know.’
‘You think you’re pregnant?’
‘I haven’t had the pukes in the morning yet.’
‘What do you think, though?’
‘I think you should get over to me and make it a unanimous decision.’
‘You can only get knocked up one at a time, Natalie.’
‘Please, Lieutenant. Tell me more. Tell me all about it. Instruct me.’
I rolled toward her and I kissed her. She had the ability to distract me. She had the power and the ability to do what no one else seemed able to do.
‘What do you suppose the odds are, Natalie?’
She came up off the bed and changed places with me. They called it ‘female astride’, I believed.
Then she looked at me with those killer eyes and told me:
‘It’s over. He’s dead. He’s gone. Life goes on and so do we.’
She lowered her face slowly toward me until she filled my field of vision. She was all I could see.
Fortuna grudgingly accepted our invitation to have a sit-down downtown. He was under indictment, but I heard he was also trying to set up a deal like his soldier Salvatore Donofrio. Sal had gone into hiding and John wanted to squeal for a deal on the current Don, Santos Marichante.
Fortuna sat with his lawyer inside the box with Doc and me. Jack was out on the street with a new case and a new partner.
‘You have anything you want to share about the death of Marco Karrios?’ Doc asked.
‘Only that I wish I’d tossed the match that burned him to dust and charcoal.’
His lawyer, Tony Amonte, tugged at Jackie Morocco’s sleeve.
‘I don’t give a shit. The motherfucker was a piece of crap and I wish I done him myself, but I didn’t ... Is this why you dragged me all the way down here? Because I thought I was being cooperative in the investigation of my sister’s murder.’
Doc looked at me. He knew this was a waste of time. Big John Fortuna now belonged to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
*
I still had trouble sleeping. I had a prescription my family doctor gave me to help me out, but those damn’ pills made me woozy in the morning. I didn’t think they mixed well with my b.p. prescription.
It was Saturday morning. My kids and mother were going off to the beach. They were leaving early — about nine. I was going in late because I was planning on working late. Natalie was staying home. It was her day off, and she was planning on cleaning the house from top to bottom. It was about 8.45 already. My mother had the two kids in tow and they were on their way out the door. They were using the van. I’d taken Doc home in the Taurus and I’d kept it at my place so I didn’t have to bum a ride into work.
The kids and Eleanor told Natalie and me goodbye. They scurried toward the Plymouth in the driveway, and they were gone. I walked back into the bedroom because I knew I’d forgotten something. I couldn’t scratch it back into my memory. Natalie said it was the onset of senior citizenship, and then she kissed me as I left the house.
The Taurus awaited. Doc and I still had four outstanding cases to turn to black.
It was sunny, hot, and humid. Just what you expected of the end of summer. The heat’d die hard.
I looked out at my front lawn and saw that it needed a serious watering. I didn’t have much grass, but I liked taking care of the front and back of the house.
Looking down the street, I saw that the neighbors’ lawns were in scraggly straits, too. The outside was deserted. It was only nine a.m. and it was already eighty-two degrees and sweltering. The only life on the block was some tall female who was apparently selling ‘Katie Ann Kosmetics’. I saw her violet-colored company car at the very end of the far block. She had a straw hat covering what looked like yellow-blonde hair.
I got into the company car and I backed out of the driveway, thinking I should’ve gone with the kids and Eleanor to the Lake. I hadn’t been to the beach a single time this summer. Too many dead bodies to deal with.
I drove the mile and a half to the Stevenson in-bound exit. When I got on, I saw I had been gulled into believing that this Saturday traffic would be light. After I’d gone a half-mile along 1-55, I was in the middle of a jam. I saw helicopters hovering over the eastbound lanes, about a mile ahead of us. I turned on the talk-radio station and a DJ finally revealed that there’d been a massive accident up ahead. Just my luck. Heat, humidity, a poorly working, inefficient car air-conditioner, and a wreck that could hold me up for an hour and a half.
But I was coming in on my own to work this Saturday. It originally was one of my days off. I started to daydream about Natalie, naturally, wondering if she was pregnant. Then my mind wandered to changing my wife’s hair color. What would I like to see her change to? Brunette? Black-haired? Blonde?
Blonde. A tall, statuesque, yellow-haired beauty. Just like the blonde on the street, selling the cosmetics.
Tall, she’d been. Very tall. She’d been far down the block, but even from that distance she’d looked a little ...
The heat rose to my temples. I looked ahead and found the traffic still moving inch by inch. There was no getting anywhere in this mess. Even if they’d cleared the wreck, there’d be a half-hour gapers’ block. I couldn’t get to the next exit by sitting here. So I pulled over onto the shoulder just as the anxiety level inside me exploded to critical.
It was him. It was Karrios. That son of a bitch was working his way down to my house. He was working his way toward Natalie. The golden hair, the yellow topknot. It was the color he would pick ...
I got on the radio to downtown and I ordered up a small army to get to my place. But I was still the cop closest to Natalie and my house — and I was headed in the wrong fucking direction.
I was able to zoom up the shoulder for about three blocks. Then I came to a stalled car and I was stuck again. Three lanes creeping at about an inch every five minutes and a blocked shoulder.
I tried to patch in a call to my wife via the radio in the Ford, but when they connected me, she didn’t pick up. She liked to play the stereo full blast while she vacuumed. I’d already bitched at her about the noise this morning.
It would take me too long to run back home. It was a couple of miles.
So I got out of the car and left it sitting behind the stranded VW Bug that was spouting steam from beneath its upraised hood. I ran across the three lanes of creeping traffic, climbed over the rail, ran down the ditch that separated the eastbound traffic from the westbound, and stepped onto the westbound outside lane. These guys were going medium speed, perhaps forty. The traffic had become sluggish because of the show they’d just passed on the opposite side. The gapers hadn’t decided it was time to resume normal speed.
I tried to step out onto the lane and tried to flag someone down, but no one would halt in front of me and my flapping arms. Marco was down the block by now. Maybe he’d gone directly for Natalie after he’d seen me leave the house. He could count. He knew four of us had left the premises, and he’d know my wife was still there. You could bet he’d done a surveillance on the house, now that the police watch on my place had ended.
I finally stepped out into the middle of the road. There was about a two-block gap between me and the late-model red Corvette that was headed directly at me. The inside two lanes were clogged with traffic, so the guy in the Vette had nowhere to go but right at me. He was travelling at the speed limit or thereabouts, and it was not certain that he’d be able to avoid hitting me, but he jammed on his brakes so fast that the car began to fishtail and screech. The other two lanes heard him hitting the brakes and they thought there was an accident ahead that they somehow hadn’t seen yet, and they started screeching to a halt as well.
The driver was a young kid, I saw, as he came to rest about ten yards in front of me.
‘You fuckin’ nuts?’ he screamed at me in a rage.
‘Get out of the car. Police emergency!’ I shouted. I showed him the ID, but I kept myself planted right in front of him.
‘Fuck you! I ain’t gettin’ out!’ he raged back at me.
I removed the Nine from my shoulder holster.
‘Get out of the car, Junior.’
I could see his face blanch immediately, and he hurried out the driver’s side.
‘Are you really a cop?’ he wanted to know as I walked past him and got into the Corvette. I showed him the badge once again, and then I laid rubber.
The traffic ahead was still thick. It was as if everyone’d gone slow-motion after witnessing the carnage back toward the Lake on the eastbound lanes. Everyone seemed to love a good accident.
It was two miles to the exit where I got off for my house. I cut two angry drivers off, making my way to the left lane, and I caught sight of two raised middle fingers as I went by. Road rage, they called it.
I placed the nine-millimeter on the passenger’s seat.
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He couldn’t have taken very long to get down to my door. No one would be on the street to see him skip all those other homes. He’d make a beeline toward Natalie.
Was he carrying a bag? Christ, I couldn’t remember.
I didn’t have a radio in here so I couldn’t try calling her again. And now the inane thought reentered my head that I’d forgotten something in my haste to get out of the house. Why I remembered something as stupid as —
I hit another snag in traffic just as I was six blocks from my exit. I yanked the Vette over into the right lane and cut off some more unhappy motorists. I got over onto the
shoulder and I was sailing until I saw another guy with his hood up in front of me, a hundred feet away.
I screeched the Corvette back into the inside right lane and sideswiped a Chevy Blazer. The Blazer jammed on its brakes, but I kept going. I swung to the shoulder once more and it was clear, finally, all the way to my exit ramp. When I saw the traffic backed up on the ramp, I swerved around to the right shoulder on the exit and I passed by a number of honking, angry drivers.
Finally I was into city traffic, a mile and a half from home. I bobbed and weaved and blew through a stoplight and then a second stoplight. When I tried to whip through a third red light, someone nailed the rear end of the sports car and I did a 180 in the middle of the intersection. I straightened the expensive hot rod out, aimed myself in the right direction, and took off again. I was still alive and untouched, but the Vette had taken a good pounding. The young man I’d left behind on the Stevenson was going to be mightily pissed off.
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Halfway down the block, a pickup truck pulled in front of me and I thumped into his ass end because I had no time to evade him. Smoke billowed from the Vette’s engine. I thought it was on fire, but no flames erupted from under the hood.
Then I couldn’t get the car into gear. I shifted into first and then second and then third, but nothing happened. I couldn’t get the Corvette to budge.
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The only gear that worked was reverse, so I pulled the car around and headed down the block backwards. When I reached the next comer, a bus slowly pulled out in front of me and I had to literally jump on the brakes to avoid losing any kind of mobility.
The passengers in the back of the bus were staring out the back window watching an idiot in a red Corvette squealing his tires and tearing down the street in reverse right behind them. My neck was becoming very tired, as I had to turn sideways and look over my shoulder. I couldn’t just use the rearview mirror. It was dangerous enough doing it this way.
Then the bus driver must have noticed the clown in the red car speeding up behind him in reverse, so he stopped the bus. I jerked the vehicle to a halt, tore the steering wheel to a 180, and then managed to work my way backwards around to the side of the bus. I looked out my driver’s side window as I passed the stunned bus driver and his fares.
There was an open street in front of me — or behind me — as I continued peeling backwards in reverse. Another pickup pulled deliberately out from the comer in front of me and again I wasn’t able to swerve quickly enough because of the awkwardness of the steering. But after I thumped violently into the Chevy pickup’s rear with the tail end of the obliterated Vette, I thought I’d somehow managed to loosen up the transmission of the red wreck. When I came to a stop, I tried to force it into first gear, and miraculously the Vette lunged forward. I went through second and third as if the vehicle had never been damaged, and finally I was driving the smoking car the right way down the block. When I reached eighty m.p.h., traffic increased and I had to slow down. But I wasn’t going slowly enough to avoid another rear-end crash, so I attempted to slide the Corvette between two cars in this four-lane traffic. It didn’t look like there was enough room, but there was open street in front of the two poke-asses in front of me. I hit the accelerator hard and tore between a new Cadillac and a beater Mercedes. There was the terrible sound of screeching metal as I simultaneously sideswiped both vehicles. I was nearly stuck between them, but the Vette had enough guts to shear itself away from these two outraged drivers who were shouting several kinds of obscenity at me. I didn’t have time to respond.
More smoke was pouring out from beneath the red hood.
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