Authors: M. M. Kaye
âI
couldn't
be such a brainless, godammed, half-witted moron,' continued Lash as though she had not spoken. âI couldn't. No one could! Are you giving me a line? No â no, I suppose not. For the love of Mike, why did you pay any attention to me? Couldn't you see I was higher than a kite and not responsible for my actions? Hell! you
must
have known I was drunk!
âI'm sorry,' said Dany, âbut you see I'd never met anyone who was drunk before. Aunt Harriet, you know,' she explained kindly.
âNo, I don't know your Aunt Harriet! But
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Now listen â you can't have thought that I was talking sense. You can't!'
âI thought you were just â cheerful and optimistic.'
âCheerful and optimistic! God Almighty!' He pushed his chair back violently, and rising from the table began to pace up and down the room like some caged tiger. âLook â you must have been able to work it out for yourself. That the whole thing was crazy, I mean. Stark, raving crazy. And that I must have been crazy to suggest it! And anyway, how were you to know that I wasn't? You didn't even know me! For all you knew I might have escaped from the local asylum!'
âBut you were a friend of Tyson's,' explained Dany patiently. âYou told me you were. And you were going to stay at
Kivulimi
â like me.'
âWhat's that got to do with it?' demanded Lash unfairly. âYou can't go two-timing the police and skipping out of the country on a stolen passport â well, a borrowed one, then! â just because I happen to know your step-father. Don't you understand? It's illegal! It's criminal! It's â it's â Good grief, it's sheer, shrieking lunacy! You can probably go to jail for it. And so can I!'
âWell, after all,' said Dany, âit was your idea.'
Lash stood stock still and glared at her for a full minute in a silence that was loud with unprintable comment, and then he sat down very suddenly on the sofa and shut his eyes.
âI give up,' he said, âI am just not strong enough to compete with you â or this situation. And to think,' he added bitterly, âthat this was to have been my honeymoon! My romantic, orchids-and-champagne-and-tropical-moonlight honeymoon! Dear God, what have I done to deserve this?'
âDrunk too much,' said Dany unkindly.
Lash opened one inflamed eye and regarded her with strong revulsion. âOne more crack like that out of you,' he said dangerously, ââ just one! and I shall ring up the nearest police station and spill the whole dam' story, and let
them
deal with you!'
âAnd if you do,' said Dany sweetly, âI shall tell them that you persuaded me into it; and then if anyone goes to jail it will be you. For kidnapping a minor!'
There was a brief silence.
âWhy you little
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!' said Lash very softly.
Dany rose briskly. âI don't think I know what that means,' she said, âbut I can guess. And I'm afraid that calling me names isn't going to be any help. You got me into this, and you're going to get me out.'
âAm I, by God!'
âYes, you are! So it's no use saying “Am I, by God!” Once we're in Zanzibar, and at
Kivulimi,
you can wash your hands of me, or tell the police, or do anything else you like. But until then I'm your secretary, Miss Kitchell. And I'm going to go on being Miss Kitchell â or else! Do you see?'
âO.K. I get it,' said Lash grimly. âAll right, Miss Kitchell, you win. And now, as I am not in the habit of sharing a bedroom suite with my secretary, will you kindly get the hell out of here?'
Dany studied him with a faint smile. He was looking completely exhausted and exceedingly cross, and once again it occurred to her how pleasant it would be if she were able to put her arms about him and kiss away his tiredness and ill-temper. She felt, suddenly, a good deal older than him, and that it was unkind of her to confront him with any more problems. But it couldn't be helped.
âI'm afraid,' she said carefully, âthat I can't do that either. You see, there are no other rooms.'
âOh yes there are. There was one booked for Ada.'
âYes, I know. But they thought I was your wife, and when that receptionist asked you about the “other lady” â meaning your secretary â you said there wasn't one.'
âSo what?'
âSo I'm afraid they've given the other room to someone else.'
âThen they can dam' well give you another,' snapped Lash.
Dany shook her head regretfully. âI'm afraid not. There aren't any more rooms. Not even mine! A Mr Dowling's got that. He told them I'd cancelled my passage, and he'd taken it, and could he have my room as well. There isn't a hole or corner to spare anywhere, though the manager was very kind when I explained that I was only the secretary and not the bride, and he rang up at least eight other hotels. But it seems we've chosen a bad time to arrive. There's some special week on at the moment, and the town is packed out. I said I was sure you wouldn't mind.'
Lash looked at her for a long moment, and then he rose and crossed the room, and planted his thumb firmly on the bell.
âWhat are you ringing for?' inquired Dany, a trifle anxiously.
âRye,' said Lash grimly. âI intend to get plastered again. And as quickly as possible!'
Dany ate a solitary luncheon in a corner of the cool dining-room, and drank coffee on the hotel verandah with Mr Larry Dowling, whose conversation she found both restful and entertaining. He appeared to be aware that she was feeling worried and distrait, and cheerfully took it upon himself to do all the talking: for which she was profoundly grateful, as it enabled her to relax and enjoy the view, while the necessity for paying some attention to what he was saying prevented her from brooding over her own problems.
âI must get me a suit of white drill and a panama hat,' said Larry Dowling. âIt's obviously that sort of climate. I suppose you wouldn't be really kind and come and help me do a bit of shopping would you, Miss â Miss
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?'
âA â Kitchell,' supplied Dany, almost caught off guard. âYes. I'd like to very much, thank you. I want to see something of Nairobi, and I have to send off a cable.'
âThat's grand,' said Larry gratefully. âLet's go.'
They set out on foot in the bright African sunlight, and found the Telegraph Office without much difficulty. Dany had dispatched a brief affectionate message by deferred cable to Aunt Harriet, reporting her safe arrival (after first making quite sure that it could not be delivered in England before she herself reached Zanzibar) and Larry Dowling had cabled an even briefer one, express, to an address in Soho. After which they had visited several shops, and Mr Dowling had duly acquired a tropical suit, a panama hat and a pair of beach shoes. He had also bought Dany an outsize box of chocolates, as a small return, he explained, for her invaluable assistance. But Dany was becoming uncomfortably aware of pitfalls.
It was proving no easy matter to talk for any length of time, even to an attractive stranger, without finding oneself mentioning things that belonged to Miss Ashton rather than to Miss Kitchell. And although Larry Dowling had no more than a friendly interest in Miss Kitchell, he was intensely interested in Tyson Frost and anything and everything to do with him, and the indignant Dany found herself being compelled to listen to a candid thumb-nail sketch of her step-father's career and her mother's marriages, with a brief reference to herself.
âI've heard that there's a child somewhere,' said Larry, strolling beside her. âKept well in the background, it seems. Not Frost's â hers. But the Lorraine type don't like being bothered by brats: spoils their glamour. Besides, it makes people start doing sums. Difficult to go around looking barely thirty when you've a lumping great deb of eighteen or nineteen summers tagging along in tow. Ever seen her? Mrs Frost, I mean?'
Dany blinked and opened her mouth, and then shut it again, but his question appeared to be purely rhetorical.
âShe's a honey!' he said enthusiastically. âI saw her in London last year at a Press reception for Frost. Tiny, with dark curly hair like a baby's and blue eyes the size of saucers. Looks as though you could pick her up with one hand. Married at least half a dozen times, and when you see her you aren't surprised. Like that friend of hers on the plane â Mrs Gordon. Now there's another charmer! Though for all her looks she's had a pretty tragic life, poor girl. Her last husband fell down their cellar steps in the dark and broke his neck. Tight of course. And as if that wasn't enough, the man she was going to marry last year, Douglas RhettCorrington, took a header out of a top-storey window on the eve of the wedding. Seems someone had been writing him anonymous letters, or else she threw him over at the last minute, or something like that. But whichever it was it must have been sheer hell for her, and she deserves a break with the next one. I wish I were in the running!'
âAre you rich?' inquired Dany, startled to find herself feeling so angry and uncharitable.
âAh! but she's not one of those. They say she only marries for love â even if she doesn't love 'em for long! It just happened that the ones she married had money, because those are the only kind she meets. And if it was only money she was after, she'd have married your boss. A week ago there were rumours that they were going to stage a surprise wedding at Caxton Hall. But now it looks as though it was off. What went wrong.?'
âI've no idea,' said Dany coldly. âMr Holden does not discuss his private life with me.'
Mr Dowling's attractive triangular face lit with amusement. âThe perfect, loyal little secretary!' he said, and smiled his swift, disarming smile. âI'm sorry. I didn't mean to pry. But there's no need for you to clam up on me. I'm not a gossip writer, you know. Young Holden isn't news as far as I'm concerned. It's men like Tyson Frost who are my bread and butter. Him and the Zanzibar elections! That was why I was so dam' pleased about getting on that plane: there were two people on it who might have been very useful to me. An Arab agitator who hopes to become a little Hitler one day, and Tyson Frost's step-daughter â a Miss Ashton. The one I was telling you about.'
âOh ⦠really?' said Dany, swallowing a lump in her throat.
âYep. And I'd rather hoped I might be able to scrape an acquaintance with the girl,' confided Larry Dowling with rueful candour. âIt shouldn't have been all that difficult, and I might have got a lot of inside information, and even wangled an invitation to stay if I'd played my cards right. I did everything I could to get on that plane, but not a hope. And then at the last minute someone cancels a seat, and I get it. And then you know what?'
âNo. I mean â what?' said Dany nervously.
âIt's the Ashton girl who's cancelled it! Probably contracted whooping cough or measles or something. A pity. I'd like to have met her. Her step-daddy is news in any language just now.'
âWhy just now?' inquired Dany, curiosity getting the better of a strong conviction that she ought to change the subject at once.
âSurely you know? Why, I thought that must be what your boss was after. It's his father who publishes Frost's books in the States, isn't it?'
âYes. But
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'
âThen you can take it from me that's what he's here for. The Emory Frost diaries. They were released this year. Emory was the old rolling stone who was deeded the house in Zanzibar by one of the Sultans. He seems to have been quite a lad by all accounts. There were a lot of curious stories about him â that he was mixed up in the Slave Trade or the smuggling racket, and went in for a bit of piracy on the side, with a spot of wrecking thrown in. He left a whole heap of papers and diaries that he said were not to be read until seventy years after his death, which was June this year. Tyson Frost has had 'em for a couple of months now, so he should have had time to go through them. The betting is that they make pretty racy reading, and that Frost'll publish them in book form. If I can only get him to talk about them I shall be sitting pretty. Is Holden out to get the exclusive rights?'
âPerhaps,' said Dany, trying the effect of a cautious answer.
âAh!' said Larry Dowling. âI thought so! It'll go down well in the States. The Yanks had a lot of influence in Zanzibar in the eighteen hundreds, and the first treaty the Sultanate ever made with a foreign country was with America. And then there's some story that Emory ran away with an American girl â rescued her from pirates who attacked Zanzibar, and blockaded the American Consulate in eighteen-sixty something, and ended up by marrying her. What a film that'd make! She must have been Frost's grandmother. They say she was a stunner, and that after she married him Emory become a reformed character andâ¦'
He broke off. âWait a minute ⦠Isn't that one of the women who were on the plane over there? Mrs Bingham? The manager of our hotel told me that she's Tyson Frost's sister. I wonder if
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'
He caught Dany's arm, and hurrying her along the crowded pavement, dived into a shop that appeared to sell everything from shoes to saucepans, and went up to a counter piled high with sponges which Mrs Bingham and Miss Bates were prodding speculatively under the bored gaze of an Indian saleslady. Two minutes later Dany realized that she had been quite right when she had decided that Aunt Harriet would have taken to Mr Dowling. Mrs Bingham had instantly done so, and in an astonishingly short space of time he was involved in an animated discussion on the rival merits of natural versus foam-rubber sponges.
Dany had attempted to beat an unobtrusive retreat, having no desire to make her step-aunt's acquaintance before it was absolutely necessary. But she had not been quick enough, and before she could prevent it, Larry was introducing her.