Authors: Derek Farrell
Acknowledgements
I dedicated this book to my parents, but it could not have been written – or reached this stage – without the help, love and support of a number of other people, and so heartfelt thanks go out to:
My Husband David Gray, whose love and support are boundless, who had faith in me when even I had lost faith. Don’t worry, David: none of our families are in this one. I think.
Pamela Hardman, whose “Which job, exactly, is the day job?” was a lightbulb moment.
Whitney Chapman, who showed me that doing what you love is never a waste of time.
Julie Vince and Norma Curtis, who performed editorial duties, proofread, and brought me back into the fold. Without Julie, I would never have shown this book to anyone beyond a few friends. Without Norma, I would never have met Julie. The two give unconditional love, constructive feedback, and cackles that could raise a smile on a corpse.
To Justine Solomon of ByteTheBook for telling me to Dream Big and Network. “At least you’ll have fun,” she said. And how right she was.
My Midwestern Beta Readers Tina and Alan Chapman, for positivity, love and feedback on the early draughts. Don’t worry, Alan: we're working on a glossary for "The Colonies."
Warren Hoskins and Carl Corrigan, the two musketeers, for love, laughter, wine, food, the BTS and the BDC, and for reminding me – whenever I’m in danger of forgetting it – that I’m a fucking genius.
Torsten and Jens, whose birthday present gave me Danny Bird. There are no cats in this one, but there are Gays. Cats next time; I promise.
My family, for giving me, at various points, love, a roof over my head, a kick up the arse, classic nights out, epic hangovers, and more story ideas than I could use in a lifetime of writing.
And last, but never least, to the wonderful Chris McVeigh, the Uncle Malc to my Sidney Vicious. Thanks for taking the chance, for counting the profanities, and for being the Hottest Punk Publisher on the planet. “Where’s all the money gone? We’ve fucken spent it, aint we?”
COPYRIGHT
First published 2015 by Fahrenheit Press
Copyright © Derek Farrell 2015
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