J.B. had given Ricky a plan. To take Manrape, J.B. believed Ricky’s best chance was to pull the trigger and then snap his wrist downward at the same time. With luck the bullet would take Manrape through the guts or groin. The blaster Ricky held fired a ball that weighed three-quarters of an ounce. Manrape might survive it, and even gut shot manage to get off a shot in return, but the matter would be satisfied either way, and Ricky had already decided he would rather die with his head blown off than be raped repeatedly until Manrape tired of him or the companions managed to escape.
“Squirt your hot lead, Ricky,” Manrape cooed.
“If you please, Mr. Ricky,” Miss Loral directed. “You called this duel, and Mr. Manrape has in the eyes of all assembled freely given you first shot. You must give fire or beg to withdraw.”
Ricky gazed over the gleaming gold bead of the front sight where it hovered over Manrape’s heart.
Manrape whispered like a lover. “Do it.”
Ricky took a deep breath and let half of it out. He deliberately raised his aim high into the trees, picked his target and squeezed the trigger. The blaster bucked like a mule in Ricky’s hand. A cluster of coconuts hanging ten feet over Manrape exploded, and coconut meat, milk and shredded shell showered down on Manrape’s head and shoulders. Ricky lowered his smoking blaster, cocked his left fist on his hip and rotated on the balls of his feet to present himself broadside to Manrape’s return shot.
J.B. was not the only companion Ricky had consulted.
This was Doc’s plan.
Ricky spoke with far more calm than he felt. “The
Glory
can survive quite well without me, but Mr. Manrape’s services are absolutely required. I will not deprive her or her crew of their bosun in time of need.”
The assembled crew made approving noises.
“We will have quiet,” Miss Loral intoned.
Manrape’s face was a frozen mask.
“Bosun,” the first mate ordered, “Mr. Ricky has given fire. Give fire in return or beg to withdraw.”
Manrape’s jaws worked and his eyes grew wider and wider. Ricky made a stern, internal effort to stay strong as Manrape’s pupils dialed down to pinholes of insanity. A number of things could happen now. Manrape could withdraw, and the matter would be settled. He could match Ricky and gallantly discharge his blaster harmlessly into the trees and again the matter would be settled. He could blow Ricky’s head off, though that would be seen as vindictive. He could shoot Ricky, hoping only to wound him, and in a fit of bad manners the crew would despise him for, claim honor was not satisfied and rape Ricky later when he was recovered. Doc had cautioned that there was another, darker possibility. Manrape might just snap and go berserk.
Ricky awaited his fate.
Manrape buckled to the sand.
The sob that tore from the titan’s throat was one of the worst things that Ricky had ever heard in his young life.
Another and another and another followed in waves of inconsolable loss crashing on the rocks of desolation. Miss Loral and the crew were absolutely horrified.
“Mr. Manrape” Miss Loral put both hands on her AK. “Are you satisfied?”
Manrape fell to his face in the sand, sobbing.
Miss Loral cleared her throat. “Mr. Ricky?”
Ricky looked to Doc. Doc had theorized that Mr. Manrape would not hurt him. Ricky had protested that Manrape intended to ensure that he never crapped correctly again. Doc had countered yes, but to shoot Ricky, to hurt him, much less mar him, was not within Manrape. Like when Doc sang or spoke eloquently, Ricky was something beautiful to the golden giant and, given his proclivities, something to be possessed. Doc had once more admitted that terrible suffering had turned him into the broken man that he was, yet he could not imagine the suffering that had molded Manrape. Plan B had been forged.
Doc nodded.
Ricky handed his spent blaster to J.B. and walked across the sand. The ship’s knife Jak had palmed him in parting burned a hole in the small of Ricky’s back beneath his jersey. Ricky’s shadow fell over the bosun.
“Bos’n?” Manrape pushed himself up to his knees like the weight of the broken world was above him rather than beneath him. Tears drew trails through the sand coating his face. Ricky took a long breath. “You’re the mightiest among us, the best of us, our bos’n, the
Glory’s
backbone and her almighty right hand. You are the keeper of the creed and code, and I thank you for showing me mercy this morning.”
Manrape shuddered.
“But for the good of the ship. I must ask you to forgive me for not loving you.”
Everyone assembled jumped as Manrape lunged forward. He seized Ricky’s legs in his mighty arms and buried his face against his thighs as fresh sobs racked him. “I do!”
Ricky flushed beet red as his appalled shipmates watched the spectacle.
“Miss Loral?” The young man found himself saying the most inconceivable thing of his short life. “I think Mr. Manrape and I need a moment alone.”
Chapter Ten
Ricky’s return stopped just short of being a celebration. The story of the duel ran from stem to stern, orlop to the tops and then back again in ever greater and glowing detail. Oracle had weighed anchor, ordered just enough sail raised to generate forward momentum and declared a make and mend day, which Ryan learned was pretty much an afternoon off.
Crewmen sat about making and mending clothing. The crew with long hair sat about in small circles combing out each other’s coifs and rebraiding them. It turned out Purser Forgiven was also the ship’s barber. A barrel cut into a chair for the purpose was brought up from the hold and a line of crewmen stood to be shorn or shaved. Other crew played at dice or other games. Many just lolled about, sipping from the last barrel of small beer, smoked pipes and took the rare moment to relax. Ryan and Krysty celebrated by sneaking down into the cable tiers. They were not the only ones, and moans, groans and downright caterwauling echoed around them in the dark of the hold.
Ryan left Krysty smiling asleep in her hammock and went above deck. Crewmen nodded and acknowledged him. The one-eyed man glanced about. Ricky held court by the mainmast, surrounded by crewmen as he told the tale of the duel yet again. Jak stood nearby with his hand casually resting on the hilt of his ship’s knife. He stood watch at Ricky’s six for any fallout from the duel. There didn’t appear to be any.
After declaring make and mend, Oracle had gone back to his cabin. He had ordered that he not be disturbed unless there was an emergency, and Ryan had learned the windows in the captain’s cabin had been covered. Ryan also learned this was not at all unusual on this ship. He spied Manrape and Sweet Marie by the foremast. They spoke quietly, but Manrape’s eyes constantly strayed to Ricky. Ryan noted that the leer on the bosun’s face and the gleam in his eye were gone. It seemed to have been replaced by something far more tender and requited. Ryan decided to take a gamble. He walked over and put a knuckle to his brow. “Begging the bosun’s pardon.”
Manrape gazed upon Ryan mildly. “Mr. Ryan?”
“You seen Doc?”
What appeared to be a genuine smile appeared on Manrape’s face. “He’s forward.”
Ryan glanced at the forecastle. Doc was nowhere to be seen. Sweet Marie threw back her head and laughed. “All the way forward, Ryan! Just keep walkin’ till there’s no deck beneath you and then look down!” Several nearby crewmen laughed.
Ryan considered what this might mean and took a walk forward. Atlast, Hardstone, Koa and DontGo sat on their sea chests playing some variation of cards and passing a copper snuff box. There was no sign of Doc as Ryan passed. He came to the bowsprit and the end of the ship. Ryan suspected the joke was on him but took Sweet Marie’s advice anyway. He stepped onto the bowsprit, grabbed a sheet to steady himself, walked out over the water and looked down.
Ryan blinked.
He knew that Doc and Mr. Squid were spending a lot of time together, but Ryan’s eye was torn between two sights that even in the Deathlands one didn’t see every day. One was that of Mr. Squid hanging by one elongated arm from the lowest sheet below the bowsprit. The octopod’s head and mantle bobbled beneath the waves while its remaining seven arms twisted and fluttered in the apex of the
Glory
’s bow wake like suckered streamers. Ryan was oddly reminded of a dog sticking its head out of a moving wag. Far more disturbing was the sight of Doc lying in the safety netting, naked except for what appeared to Ryan to be a pair of extremely skimpy, very tight, electric lime-green underwear. Doc seemed genuinely at ease as he absently gnawed on a piece of salt beef and paged through a book with a bullet hole in it.
“Doc?”
Doc squinted up happily. “My dear Ryan!”
“I have to say you’re the last person I thought I’d see wearing gaudy house clothing.”
“I found them in stores! There are a number of things there good Purser Forgiven has asked that Mildred and I might identify. Mildred says the garment is called a Speedo and assures me its a garment for men. I find they fit rather well!”
Ryan found it would have been better had Doc simply been naked. “Doc, what are you doing?”
“Why, I am air bathing! A practice much recommended by our good founding father Benjamin Franklin.” Doc blinked. “Of course, according to rumor even the French thought he smelled terrible. Nonetheless, soap and fresh water are in short supply and I must admit I find the wind, sun and spray most invigorating. I wear this twentieth century swimsuit, as it were, for modesty’s sake.”
“What’s Squid doing?”
“I believe the subaqueous inverse of myself!”
Ryan took in Doc’s pale body, the bulge in the front of the swimsuit and his inversely meager buttocks just about spilling out between the netting. “Doc, are you sure you want to parade around like that with this crew?”
Mr. Squid’s hanging arm contracted and it drew itself mostly out of the water to peer upward at the humans. “I have never observed that color before.” Mr. Squid’s skin rippled and suddenly turned a brilliant electric green in solidarity. “I find it very attractive.”
“Thank you, dear Squid, and I appreciate your concern, dear Ryan.” Doc looked down on himself with a sigh. “But I fear even our good Mr. Manrape would find little to allure him in this, how does dear Mildred describe it? Sad sack of chicken bones?”
“Actually, Doc, the crew seems kinda taken with you.”
Doc smiled. “I do find myself well caressed. I believe the crew finds me amusing and thinks of me as a good luck charm.”
“Are you okay with that?”
“I believe I have little choice in the matter, yet, as you well know, I have found myself the butt of a great deal of amusement in this brave new world of yours, Ryan.”
Ryan’s face tightened at the things Doc had suffered.
“However, since my redemption from the shrouds, even at its roughest, the humor here upon this ship toward me is affectionate, and it is appreciated. As to being lucky, the only fortune I lay claim to is the day my beloved Emily said ‘I do.’”
Ryan waited.
Talk of Doc’s wife and children often caused Doc a bout of madness. Doc’s shoulders twitched as it walked past within his mind but didn’t stop to pay a visit. “However,” he stated, “if the crew finds me lucky, then as long as I am aboard this ship they are welcome to every last ounce of fortune that I can provide.”
“I think you’ve played a big part in our acceptance on this ship.”
“Indeed.” Doc frowned. “Which brings on us another matter.”
“What’s that?”
“Our good Captain Oracle has asked me to sign the book.”
“And?”
“And by my lights and honor, should I do so? I cannot do it under false pretenses.”
Ryan’s eye narrowed. He considered himself an honorable man, but he knew that his Deathlands sense of honor and that of the man from the nineteenth century were miles apart. “What’re you saying, Doc?”
“I say, dear friend, that should I sign the book and give my loyalty to this good ship, and in the capacity of captain’s servant my direct loyalty to him, and then have that debt of honor come into conflict with the love of my friends, I will—”
“I will beat your ass, tie you up and carry you along until you come to your senses.” Ryan’s voice went hard. “It wouldn’t be the first time.”
Mr. Squid suddenly contracted upward out of the waves with its arms roiling like a snake ball of very large pythons. A swirling pallet of vibrant, rainbow colors rippled across its flesh in what Ryan perceived to be extreme agitation and suddenly went a startling pitch black. Mr. Squid’s arms snaked to the bowsprit and the square-pupiled, golden eyes regarded Ryan in cold, abyssal, alien menace. Ryan kept his hand away from his knife. He’d chilled most nonhumanoid intelligences he’d met. The well-being of him and his companions always seemed to be the exact opposite of what those beings had in mind. Mr. Squid, however, seemed to have definite skin in the game when it came to Doc’s health and welfare. Ryan had taken a chance with Manrape. He doubled down on the
Glory’s
subaqueous specialist.
“If it comes to it, Mr. Squid. I’m going to have to ask you to help me.”
Every inch of Mr. Squid’s skin went from ink-black to what Ryan had determined was its normal slick, wet, slate gray. Ryan knew he was assuming, but it sure as the First Strike seemed like Mr. Squid was nonplussed at the suggestion.
“A consummation most devoutly to be avoided,” Doc interjected. “However, I also strongly believe that you and the rest of our dear companions shall be asked to sign the book in short order. I believe the question before us is not that of you and Mr. Squid bundling me away in the night, but rather whether or not we are to sign. I would suspect you view this as an all together or not at all proposition?”
“Krysty suggested I go to school on the forecastle.”
“Oh, a capital suggestion!” Doc enthused. “You would make a fine candidate for officer. Don’t you agree, Mr. Squid?”
Mr. Squid sat silently suckered to the bowsprit for several long seconds. “Mr. Ryan is the most capable human being I have ever met. I believe he would excel at any and all human endeavors I am aware of.”