Diary Of A Pissed Off Wife (5 page)

Two Months Later

“Sandy, you put that shit on YouTube?”

“What?”

I was in my kitchen nursing my morning juice
, since Travis put his foot down about my coffee intake. The idiot doctor told him that I couldn’t have any during my pregnancy.

“Imagine my surprise wh
en people started calling me at fuck o’clock in the morning, asking if I’m the lady in the video? What did you do?”

“Oh crap, the boys had my phone. I didn’t
even think it worked, I didn’t know what I was doing.”

“It has over a million hits. Oh man Travis is gonna have my ass.”

She got off the phone yelling for her little hellions. Oh well, it was saved for posterity anyway.

THE END

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