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18 of 21 people found the following review helpful

Good for world domination and letters to Grammy, December 25, 2011

By
K.K
, December 25, 2011

After recently conquering a new world, I needed a good daily writer for signing all the execution notices of the peoples I just enslaved. Being highly narcissistic, I went with the bold nib as it displays my signature most prominently. My grammy also told me that she can read my letters more easily due to the larger font of the bold nib. As for the pen’s shaft, my wives greatly appreciate “the considerable length and diameter” of the barrel. Finally, it’s worth noting that “precious wooden case” is very effective container for storing the teeth of those who try to stop you from your quests of world domination. I too must agree with other reviewers, the S&H cost for this product is too high. That’s why I have sent a legion of my finest warriors to pillage the two retailers that currently sell this pen. We’ll see what they have to say after my lieutenants file their teeth with the “950 platinum and diamond enamel” from this very pen. In conclusion, if world domination is on your to-do list, then this is the pen for you. I can also see this pen being used as a spear point for hunting nuisance game like the Clouded Snow Leopard and California Condor. I might make one other suggestion: I also like the Pilot Varsity Disposable Pen. It writes just as well as the Omas Limited-Edition, Phoenix-Plated Fountain Pen with Diamonds but it comes without the high S&H cost.

Respectfully submitted, Seacoast, NH

**UPDATE—10 August, 2012** After numerous complaints from the Amazon community, the shipping & handling costs on this wonderful pen have finally been dropped! As for myself, I found use for the $4.95 by giving it away as pennies to trick-or-treaters. The look on their precious little faces when they got their pennies! Well, I’m off to hunt the elusive Florida Panther. Take care, everyone, and thanks for your feedback. This was the best $48,000 I ever spent on a pen.

Black Side Zipper Canvas Duffle Bags

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4.6 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Black Side Zipper Canvas Duffle Bags

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  • Cotton
  • HW cotton canvas
  • Double reinforced
  • Top & side grab handles
  • D-rings
  • Listing is for 1 rounded side zipper duffle bag 21 inches × 36 inches

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

19 of 22 people found the following review helpful

It gets the dirty jobs done

By
Cameron Angeli
, August 24, 2010

Being on the move constantly, I like to have the right bags for the Job. I recently purchased the Jumbo bag, and I was VERY pleased with its capacity and strength. I had some “cargo” measuring 5’11” and weighing 170 lb.; I had no trouble fitting it in the bag—if you catch my drift. The sturdy handles held up under the weight and the heavy duty zipper did not bind up on hair or clothing. Since this job went so smoothly, I’m sure I will be coming back for many more Jumbo Duffle Bags in the days to come—although, I would recommend a black bag if your “cargo” might have some “seepage.”

HUGE!

By
Josh Hook
, September 14, 2013

I got this thing and climbed inside of it it was so big! It is like a body bag! The only bad thing about this is that you can fill it with so much stuff that it can’t handle the weight! I realized that and now I use it to hold toms. A great buy for the price however! (I bought the largest one BTW.)

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful

WOMG HUGE FRIGGIN BAG

By
Trevor DeNicholas
, April 14, 2013

THIS BAG IS BIG. In the military we have bags that we refer to as “dead hooker” bags because of their size. I can tell you that this bag could actually fit a dead hooker, no problem.

Love This Bag

By
Amy M. Fair
, July 23, 2013

I needed something very strong and sturdy, to put my big, heavy giant jenga game in. This bag came and it is perfect. It is much better than anything I could have made myself for this price. This bag will last for a long time.

Picture of the Olive 42 × 25 Bag. I use it to hold 2 5-x-10-ft. soccer goals.

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