I turned from the reliquary, and saw with a quiet laugh that a theatrically fine rain had begun to fall. The town I hated acknowledged my return in a way no former colleague on these streets could. I cloaked myself as a shadowy figure, a Dark Man backlit by halogen street lamps as I entered the walled campus. My shadow was long and looming on the beaded grass as I looked up and saw that the light was still on in Molino’s office.
I used my old key to enter the department, and climbed the gorgeous oak staircase, leaving damp footprints with second-hand shoes bought that afternoon from a vintage store. Portraits of former department chairs looked at me with contempt. I was an excised tumour returning to their sacred body. I expected a rush of memories as I walked to Molino’s door. But I had tunnel vision, focused only on the task ahead.
I knocked, unsure if the ache in my stomach was a last twitch of nerves or the cancer that nursed on my guts.
“Come in.”
The room had changed. Molino had changed.
His new wife, a former student less than half his age, had made her loving Electra mark. I’d expected to walk towards Molino’s desk under the eyes of intellectual Patriarchs, not under eaves of ferns hanging rain forest-like from the ceiling. Gone were the oak-browns, blacks and greys. The colors of sand and deep-forest moss dominated the room. Through surgery or exercise or both, Molino had less of a paunch to sit into. His bottom-feeder face had become even less expressive. His moustache was trimmed. When his awful gaze focused on my face clumsily, the way an infant’s gaze finds the eyes of a stranger standing above its crib, it was as if it was a struggle for his face to express the disdain he wished it to.
“Mr. Garrison,” he said, his voice accentuated by the gurgle of the tranquility fountain by his desk, “I think you should leave.”
I don’t know why he said that. Perhaps others he’d screwed over had confronted him at night. Maybe scenes like this were something a crawling shit like him got used to.
I dropped my shoulders, gave him the body language of submission, the posture of a whelp backing from a grey alpha wolf, in this, his forest-themed office.
I reached in my overcoat, closed my fingers around the damp wood handle.
I’ve no memory of bringing down the machete, only of the blow’s shuddering up my wrist and the twinge it cracked in my elbow. There was connection between us, a current passing through the blade that tingled in the brass rivets of the handle.
His eyes still had their air of authority, though his right brow arched, as if some aspect of him were offended by the awful Truth that he was not a Prince, infallible in his reign, offended that he was nothing more than a fuck whose time had come. The death rattle seeping from his split mouth sounded like an objection, a refusal to accept the situation. The trickle of his expiring incontinence made harmony with his tranquility fountain. His face at last found its desired expressiveness as his severed, botox-soothed muscles contracted and relaxed.
At last, with his wandering left eye separated from its twin by a steel blade, his gaze didn’t offend me.
—There was nothing about a mirror in the police report.
—Pardon?
My body had gifted me with the memory of how it had felt to glide to Molino’s desk, to move like a breeze with ecstatic, ballet precision, and kill by way of symbol as a symbol. I knew as I crafted his wound that many people walk away with injuries more dire than what I inflicted. Molino was hurt, though not as hurt as he’d be by a windshield striking him at sixty miles per hour. He
could
have lived. He
could have
required another blow from my blade. But I’d become aware of myself as we were joined by the machete. I was aware of how I would look from the campus lawn below: a shadowy, irresistibly dark figure framed in the window of a comfortable space on a rainy night. That was the instant I’d felt Molino die, the instant that the vibration of the handle soothed with his surrender to the symbol of his wound, to the flattery of the wound’s baroque iconography. It was the instant his flesh accepted as fatal that which his Id-deep imagination had dreaded and welcomed, as if his body were a fetish doll I’d stabbed with pins.
—The police report on Molino’s death mentioned nothing about a mirror.
His hand rested on a file at the far left of his desk; I guessed it was the file holding the report. It was as if Doctor Johansson tested the reality of the file as its contents were proving to be untrue or incomplete. How disconcerting it must be, to face the fallibility of what on cop shows provides irrefutable plot points and exposition. I smiled as my arm twinged an echo of what it had felt through the handle of the machete.
—That’s no surprise. The cops in that town never have to deal with anything worse than a co-ed getting her purse snatched. Place makes Stepford look like Fort Apache. Before I left Molino’s office, I spread fake evidence . . . cigarette butts with lipstick on the filters, a surgical glove, photocopies from the
Satanic Verses
for the sake of old-fashioned, pre-9/11 paranoia. I left the mirror in Molino’s office closet. Probably still there.
—It could be.
He lifted his hand from the offending file, put the cold, smokeless pipe back in his mouth and rubbed his palms. The lens that would allow my hypocrite brother to watch our Second Act recorded all that we said from behind the one-way glass that dominated the east wall. It will be the one-day foundation of my twin’s perhaps Stanislavsky-based performance. Even with such a complete record, transcribed from videotape by an intern from the Psychology department of the nearby state college, all the information I just presented to Doctor Johansson would have to be sorted and analyzed in new reports he’d have to file in triplicate. I’d just increased Doctor Johansson’s investment in our drama. My hypocrite twin will use the drama of this one-room setting to craft further drama. Aristotle taught us that drama cleanses. But at a price: participation. Investment. I craved, I
earned
, the full catharsis of this theatre. I needed such cleansing to complete my pauper’s grave escape. I increased my investment to match that of Johansson’s.
—It’s from Dante, I told him . . . in hard and shadowed words.
The air trembled in the gel of my eyes, as if from the heat of a furnace.
—Pardon me?
I found, even as the shaking air took the aura of a late summer field about to know a hail-bringing storm, that I felt a certain loneliness. Doctor Johansson’s judgment-free questions, so short and uninvolved, made me miss his more active conversation. The catharsis of this theatre brought a kind of isolation. I might isolate myself further as I added detail to the mask I wore.
—My ideas about Justice and how it needs to be poetic. In
The Inferno
, the punishments of the damned fit their crimes. Gluttons wallow like pigs, tyrants boil in rivers of blood. Dante struck me when I read him. His vision of Justice is very profound. Beautiful.
My words further changed the space of our drama the way aromatic woods burned as offerings change a place of worship. The words, unlikely by virtue of their dramatic force, made themselves more likely by my speaking them.
—I’ve never read Dante, he said. But I’ve meant to. Could you explain more?
How would my twin nurture his own work when he viewed the tape of this exchange? I wonder if he, through his craft, could feel or express the river-ice fragility of the reality I knew . . . the reality I crafted that allowed me to speak as I did without sounding mad.
—I killed through myth. I killed
as
myth. I used myth to become as invisible and deadly as the bogeymen that stalk our culture. Dean,
me
, the dying schmuck without health insurance, couldn’t do what I’ve done. I set aside Dean and became myth. Part of the mythology of one who kills is an obsession with myth. Paintings by Blake. Poems. Hogarth illustrations. Dante. Milton. The Old Testament. Look at late night cable TV for my mythic forebears. My templates. Just graze on through the channels. To kill mythically, you have to tap the mythology of the killer. And you have to tap all the myths that such a mythic killer taps. It seems all airy and ethereal, I know. But the clothes and shiny jewellery I wear now are an iconic part of that mythology, too, and they’re real enough to chafe me. Ideas like the ones I just talked about are part of the myth too, and they’re real enough for you to hear them.
Could I know, as I spoke from my twilight of the real and the unreal, whether I changed the day-lit realm in which Doctor Johansson heard me? Could I know if I were to view the tape of what I’d just said?
—Why the myth of Dante? Or . . . the myth . . . the myth of the killer who uses Dante? Is that . . . more correct?
His
words were now like stones, cast tentatively into the wind and shadow I breathed. Like stones, they tested depth. If he hadn’t read
The Comedy
, he couldn’t understand Dante’s
hard and shadowed words
, the graven letters over the Gate to Hell that had made metaphor tangible the moment Dante and Virgil passed through the Gate into the unreality of the Afterlife. If he’d not read
The Comedy
, I couldn’t in good conscience further damage the day-lit world he occupied. Even while my own faint echo of those
hard and shadowed words
inflected the play we enacted, he wouldn’t understand. I couldn’t be an adequate guide to this Underworld. I’m no Virgil. He seemed the sort who’d done drama club in college. I threw him the tether of another myth.
—You’ve read
Hamlet
? I asked.
—Yes. I’ve read
Hamlet
.
—One of your favourites?
As if a little embarrassed by my insight, he half-smiled as he said, —Yes.
—I borrowed from the myth of
Hamlet
, too.
A certain relief touched his face. Wind and shadow became more dense, now that Doctor Johansson chose to follow my voice into their realm.
—There’s nothing in the reports about poisoned wine.
—No.
I smiled at his small goading, so unlike anything his mythic counterpart, the Profiler-Clinician, would be expected to do. I liked that he could surprise me. The atmosphere in the room steadied. It clicked, the way a log shifts and settles in a fireplace. I felt less alone under my hail-burdened sky.
—Though poisoned wine’s a lovely idea, in the right context. I killed Evan with poison poured in his ear. I took a page from Claudius, because Evan tried to kill me to get a woman he coveted. I killed Evan the way Claudius killed the king. Evan was so good at pouring poison in people’s ears, he deserved a squirt of his own piss, on that count.
Evan, the All-American boy. He looked like a skinny farm kid, fresh as wind-blown Iowa corn, even though he’d grown up in Chicago. I fell for his farm-boy charm, his goofy smile, and his bullshit “aw-shucks” demeanour. He was my age, but I still wanted to treat him like a kid brother. He seemed John-Boy Walton come to life—the Four-H kid ideal, stepped forward in the flesh, with the residue of the imaginary clinging to him like droplets. The kind of kid so many of us felt we
should
have been, based on what TV had so helpfully instructed us of the world. Evan’s clothes were ten years out of date, down to his canvas sneakers with deftly crafted holes where his big toes poked through, furthering the impression that he was a wholesome rerun made real.
He told me a wonderful story the second time we met about his Uncle Nicholas, a simple man of the soil who bought a TV in the late fifties against the wishes of the leader of the local Brethren. Later, when his uncle was trapped in a bad marriage, the Brethren blamed his sorry state on the ideas the TV had put in his head.
Evan, figment of my own TV-fed imagination, told the story so well. But one year later I found out how much better the story could be told by Garrison Keillor when I chanced on a repeat of
A Prairie Home Companion
one night while studying.
—Who was this woman Evan wanted so badly?
Those were his words. His meaning was,
Who was your Ophelia?
—Karen. She was a friend. We weren’t lovers. She needed someone to look after her, and I needed to feel needed and worthwhile. We had a dysfunctional friendship, if there is such a thing. I forced her, with her permission, into the delicate flower role. She cast me as her protector from all the ills of the world. With my permission. We clung to each other in a way that dehumanized us both. The roles we needed each other to play were so important to our senses of self we made objects of each other.
The Moment.
The Moment that froze me so my bones felt they’d crack, that scoured my eyes as I saw in a brutal mirror how vain and stupid I’d been, how I’d derided myself into a darkness blind to my place in the world.
I met Karen in a teacher certification program. I thought I could salvage my exile from graduate school by transferring credits to another school . . . and perhaps do some good by teaching America’s youth. I was, of course, an idiot to think that.
Yet the program was good for me. I was among recent college grads, happy in their part-time jobs and night classes. Around them, I felt young as I was, free from the diatribes, the strained professionalism of seminars and the academic hoop-jumping that had so filthed the last school I’d been to.
The Moment came as I sat in Karen’s apartment, drinking bad wine and talking of our friendship. We spoke of our friendship often, a way to make it more real than the plaything it was. Our relationship matched the décor of her place, which was cobbled from goods unearthed at thrift stores, giving the place the illusion of lived-in comfort and durability. Karen sat on the threadbare couch that had been clawed by a now long-dead cat, near the beaten case holding the violin she’d not played since sixth grade. On the carpet by her bare feet were wax drippings from a prior late night of earnest talks we’d had by candlelight. Beside the wax was a Lord Dunsany paperback from the ‘70s, a reed-like bookmark of sandalwood poking between its pages.
“I’m really glad we found each other,” I said. And I’d meant it.