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Authors: Krista Davis

Tags: #Murder, #Mystery & Detective, #Fiction, #Women Sleuths, #General, #Murder - Investigation, #Investigation, #Mystery Fiction, #Women Cooks, #Large Type Books, #Cookery, #Crime, #Entertaining, #Thanksgiving Day

I should have been nervous, but this moment signaled the end of all the tension I’d been under. The killer was in custody and the stuffing competition was behind me.
“And in third place, we proudly present this medal to local celebrity chef Pierre LaPlumme.”
“Zut alors,”
he muttered as he walked up to accept his medal.
“In second place, for her Crusty Country Bread, Bacon, and Herb Stuffing, Sophie Winston.”
A hoot went up from the crowd. My family and Mars’s applauded. Humphrey, Bernie, and Wolf stood front and center with Nina, cheering. I looked over at Natasha. They’d managed to find a duplicate of the original turkey trophy. Somehow, I didn’t think either one of us wanted it.
“And the winner of the TV special and the magazine cover is Wendy Schultz!”
Wendy glowed.
Marvin screamed.
I hoped he’d remember his promise. Wendy accepted the turkey trophy with unrestrained glee and said, “I am so flattered to have won over these distinguished cooks.” She looked straight at Natasha when she said, “This proves that plain old good cooking is never too ordinary. It doesn’t have be exotic to taste good and be a winner.”
THIRTY-THREE
From
“Ask Natasha”
:
Dear Natasha,
Everyone on my street decorates their houses for Christmas beautifully, except for one little old lady who does nothing. She’s a bit ornery and slammed her door in my face last year when I brought her a fruitcake. How can we convince her to put a wreath on her door and some lights in her windows?”
—Christmas-Crazy in Christiansburg
Dear Christmas-Crazy,
Plan a decorating block party. Ask the city if you can block your street to traffic for one day. Set up a table outside with hot cider in a crockpot and serve homemade doughnuts. Perfume the air by roasting chestnuts. When the whole block gets together to decorate your street, she won’t be able to turn away the wreath you
make especially for her or the lights that neighbors string on her home. She’ll be thrilled to be part of the holiday festivities.
—Natasha
“Sophie! It’s the worst . . . the worst possible nightmare!”
I tightened the sash on my bathrobe and ran outside to see what was upsetting Nina. Wrapped in her silk bathrobe, she stood on Francie’s lawn. Francie, dressed in an enormous down bathrobe that doubled her girth, held the leash of a golden retriever. They faced the end of the block. A large truck bearing the arched logo of Alexandria Fine Antiques blocked the road in front of the Wesleys’ house. The front door stood open and men carried furniture up the stairs. Natasha supervised the process.
“I can’t believe it. With all the houses in this town, she had to move into that one,” said Nina.
“She better not start trying to tell us what to do,” growled Francie. “I’m not putting one of her tacky wreaths on my door. And I’m not planting topiary in urns, either.”
I grinned at Francie. “Is that Duke?”
“Yeah, I adopted him. What with all the Peeping Toms and murders, a single woman needs a dog.”
“Francie,” I teased, “you were the Peeping Tom.”
She looked annoyed. “Not all the time.”
“Sophie!” Mom called to me from the sidewalk. Dad wedged around her and carried suitcases to their car.
I trotted over to her.
“We’re ready to go, sweetie. But I have wonderful news. Hannah and Craig had such fun that they’ve decided to be married here. We’ll check out places for the wedding when we come back for Christmas in a few weeks.”
“I thought we were going to your house for Christmas.”
“That’s all changed now. Oh, and June has promised to stay with us, too. It’ll be a big reunion.”
Oh, swell
.
I walked Mom to the car and hugged my parents and Hannah. As much as I loved them, it would be good to get back to normal, even for a few weeks. I skipped the hug for Craig, though, stepped back, and waved to them.
As they drove away, Mom stuck her head and arm out of the window and shouted to me, “And I want to see the invitations and menu this time. Natasha’s serving goose!”
RECIPES & COOKING TIPS
First Murder Bourbon Pecan Pie
3 tablespoons butter
½ teaspoon instant coffee (Sophie uses Sanka.)
1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder
3 tablespoons bourbon (Airline-size bottle holds
about 4 tablespoons.)
2 eggs
½ cup dark brown sugar
¾ cup dark corn syrup
½ teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 cups roughly chopped pecans
1 unbaked 9-inch pie shell
Preheat the oven to 300 degrees. Microwave the butter in a cup for about 30 seconds and set aside to cool. In another cup, stir together the instant coffee, cocoa powder, and bourbon until the coffee crystals and cocoa powder are dissolved.
In a mixer, beat the 2 eggs. Add the brown sugar and the cooled butter and beat. Add the corn syrup, the salt, and the vanilla. Beat to combine all the ingredients. Mix in the pecans. Pour into the pie shell and bake 55 to 60 minutes.
SERVE WITH WHIPPED CREAM:
Pour 1 pint whipping cream into mixer and beat until it begins to take shape. Add 3 to 4 tablespoons powdered sugar and ½ teaspoon vanilla. Beat until soft peaks form. Don’t overbeat!
SOPHIE’S HINT:
If your piecrust doesn’t have a beautiful crust around the edge, pipe part of the whipped cream on the edge to cover it!
Brining Basics
Brine your turkey in a large roasting pot, clean bucket, or food-safe plastic container large enough for the bird to be covered with water.
About 32 hours before cooking the turkey, remove the giblets and place the bird in the container. Cover with salted water made of ¾ cup of kosher salt per gallon. Add ¼ cup sugar to the brine.
Place the container in the refrigerator for 8 hours. (The turkey must be kept refrigerated during the brining process.)
Remove the turkey and discard the water. Rinse the turkey and place on a roasting rack
uncovered
in your refrigerator for about 24 hours before cooking.
NOTE:
Do not brine a kosher turkey or one that has been injected with any solution or is labeled self-basting.
Crusty Country Bread, Bacon, and Herb Stuffing
1 pound crusty country-style bread
1 pound bacon (Sophie prefers bacon without
added preservatives.)
½ stick of butter (4 tablespoons)
3 chopped onions
3 stalks of celery, chopped
1 apple, peeled and chopped
1½ tablespoons dried sage
1 tablespoon dried thyme
½ tablespoon dried rosemary
2 cups chicken broth
salt
pepper
Slice the bread and toast in the oven at 325 degrees until dry. Chop into 1-inch chunks. Cook the bacon in a large pan until crisp. Remove the bacon and pour out all but a couple of tablespoons of bacon fat. Add the ½ stick of butter to the pan along with the onions, celery, apple, and herbs. Cook until soft. Remove from heat and mix with bread chunks, crumbled bacon, and chicken broth. Salt and pepper to taste.
At this point, the stuffing can be spooned into a baking dish and stored, covered, for up to 24 hours. Be sure you use a refrigerator-to-oven-safe baking dish.
Bake for one hour at 325 degrees and serve.
Chesapeake Cornbread Stuffing
CHESAPEAKE CORNBREAD
2 eggs
2 tablespoons Chesapeake Bay Spice
¼ cup sugar
1 cup self-rising yellow cornmeal
½ cup self-rising flour
2 tablespoons olive oil
¾ cup buttermilk
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Butter a 9-by-9-inch pan well.
In a large mixing bowl, lightly whisk the eggs. Add the Chesapeake Bay Spice and the sugar and whisk again to mix thoroughly. Add the rest of the ingredients and whisk lightly or stir until well mixed. Pour into greased pan and bake for 20 to 25 minutes.
CHESAPEAKE CORNBREAD STUFFING
½ stick butter (4 tablespoons)
2 cups chopped onions
1 cup finely chopped celery
3 tablespoons sage
1 tablespoon thyme
1 Granny Smith apple, cut into small pieces
½ cup pecans (Best if toasted but that’s optional.)
2 tablespoons Chesapeake Bay Spice
1 9-by-9 pan of Chesapeake Cornbread
4 slices of toasted white bread (Emma uses
Pepperidge Farm Hearty White.)
2 cups chicken broth (Use vegetable broth for
vegetarian version.)
Melt the butter in a large skillet. Add onion, celery, sage, and thyme and cook until the onion and celery begin to soften, stirring occasionally. Add Granny Smith apple. When the onion, celery, and apple are soft, add the toasted pecans and Chesapeake Bay Spice, mixing thoroughly. Remove from heat.
Crumble the Chesapeake Cornbread into a very large bowl. Cut or crumble the toasted white bread and add to the bowl. Mix in the contents of the skillet. Add two cups of chicken broth and mix so that all the contents are coated and slightly moist. (For a fun variation, add cooked crab meat or chopped cooked shrimp.)
Pour into a casserole dish or a loaf pan. (If you’re cooking a day ahead of time, at this point it can be covered and refrigerated overnight. Be sure to use bakeware that can go from the refrigerator to the oven if you do this!) Bake at 350 degrees for about an hour.
Cranberry Mushroom Wild Rice Stuffing
1 4-ounce box all-natural wild rice
2 cups chicken broth (Use vegetable broth for
vegetarian version.)
1 teaspoon sage
1 tablespoon butter
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 carrot
1 cup diced onions
1 cup minced celery
1½ tablespoons sage
1 tablespoon thyme
1 16-oz package white mushrooms (Washed,
stems discarded.)
½ stick (4 tablespoons) unsalted butter
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 can condensed cream of mushroom soup
1 bag Craisins
Cook the wild rice according to the directions on the box but substitute chicken broth for the amount of water in the instructions on the box and add the teaspoon of sage and tablespoon of butter.
If using a low-salt broth, you may need to add a small amount of salt to the broth when it’s cooking. The wild rice will take approximately 1 hour to cook. Taste to be sure it is soft. When done, take off the heat, pour into a sieve, and set the rice aside. Discard the cooked liquid that remains.
Heat 2 tablespoons of olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. After peeling the carrot, use the peeler to make thin slices, then chop until it looks like confetti. Add the onions, celery, carrot, sage, and thyme to the olive oil and cook, stirring occasionally, until the onions and celery are soft. Meanwhile, dice the mushroom caps. Add the butter, mushrooms, and garlic to the skillet. Mix thoroughly and cook until the mushrooms are tender. Add 1 can of condensed cream of mushroom soup. Mix thoroughly. Remove from heat and mix in the Craisins. Spoon into a casserole or loaf pan.
(If you are cooking ahead, at this point, you can cover the stuffing and refrigerate until the next day. But be sure to use a baking dish that can go from the refrigerator to the oven.)
Bake in a casserole or loaf pan at 350 degrees for about an hour.

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