Don't Tempt Me (10 page)

She nodded. “Then it won't be so obvious how old I am.”

“Yes, there'll be many other antiques attending.”

She smiled. “Good, because I have no idea how to appear young and naïve. It's only a little more than a fortnight from today, and I have more than enough to learn as it is without having to learn how to act innocent.”

“Can you contrive not to do anything outrageous or scandalous before then?” he said without much hope.

“If I do not become too bored,” she said. “I'm be
coming a little bored now.” She turned and started back.

He wondered if his hearing was failing. Bored? With him? No one was bored with him. Women never walked away from him. On the contrary, they did everything possible to prolong conversations.

He told himself she was merely being provoking. Bored, indeed. He should have kissed her until she fainted. That would teach her.

Oh, yes. And so much for his promise to make her respectable.

He went after her. “You can't continue wandering about London on your own.”

“I am not on my own. My maid is with me.”

“A maid is insufficient, and she should not have let you bolt in the first place,” he said, though he doubted whether a cavalry could have stopped Zoe.

“I made her do it,” she said. “My sisters were coming to the house. They come every day and tell me how to talk and how to walk and how to sit and pour tea and what to say and what not to say.”

He felt a twinge of something that could have been the conscience with which he was only distantly acquainted. On the other hand, it could have been fear—far more reasonable in the circumstances.

Zoe let loose in London. Zoe, on her own. Zoe, who didn't know how to say no.

He said quite, quite calmly, “You complained about being cooped up in the house. You've been cooped up in that filthy hackney. What you need is a drive in my new curricle.” He leant toward her and sniffed. She still smelled too deliciously like a sunny garden.
He made himself draw away, before scent and sight and sound could lead him to another gross error of judgment.

“You badly need an airing,” he said. “I think you've contracted mildew.”

She walked on a few steps, then paused and looked everywhere but at him. “I know what a curricle is. An open carriage. Two horses, Papa said. It is dashing. And it goes fast.”

Marchmont discerned the gleam in her eye. She was not as indifferent as she pretended.

“I shall take you for a drive in my curricle,” he said. “We'll air you out, then we'll drive to the best dressmaker in London, and you may order as many frocks as you like.”

He certainly didn't care how much they cost. He couldn't have them billed to him, because word would get out and everyone would assume that Miss Lexham was his mistress. Still, he'd settle finances with her father. Whatever Zoe's wardrobe cost, the price would never approach repaying what Marchmont owed his former guardian.

She continued down the hill. “I have sat in a carriage for long enough. The seats are hard and my bottom hurts.”

“You said you were bored,” he said. “You complained about your frock being unfashionable.”

“Did I?” She gave a dismissive wave, a precise replica of Aunt Sophronia's. “I don't remember.”

“Zoe Octavia,” he said.

She looked up at him, rolled her eyes, and looked away.

“You are as annoying as you ever were,” he said.

“So are you,” she said.

“I may be annoying, but I'm the one with the dashing curricle.”

After a moment she said, “Does it go
very
fast?”

“There's only one way you'll find out,” he said.

“Oh, very well, if you're going to be a pest about it.” She let out a sigh. She tucked her arm in his.

The touch sent a wave of pleasure coursing through him.

Gad, she was dangerous, he thought.

Still, he was a man of the world and a man of his word. He could deal with it. At the moment only one thing mattered: He was in charge of her, and while he was in charge, he could keep her out of trouble.

Marchmont House
A short time later

The porter, eyes wide, saw the pair crossing St. James's Square, a female servant trailing after them. He summoned a footman and whispered in his ear. The footman hurried from the entrance hall and fairly flew through the green baize door and down the stairs into the servants' hall, where he found Harrison, the house steward, reviewing accounts with the housekeeper, Mrs. Dunstan.

In appearance, Harrison was everything a duke's chief of staff ought to be. He was tall enough to look down upon all the other servants and most of the house's visitors. His long nose enhanced the effect. His black eyes resembled a raven's: a little too sharp
and too bright. The grey streaking his dark hair lent further dignity and probity to his appearance.

“Olney says His Grace is coming,” the footman said.

Harrison did not look up from the bill of provisions in his hand. He frowned, though, and the footman trembled at that frown.

As well he should. There was nothing out of the way in the Duke of Marchmont's approaching his own home, even on foot. It was certainly not a matter requiring the attention of the man in charge of running the duke's vast household.

The footman added hastily, “A female with him.”

Still Harrison's gaze did not leave the column of notes and very large figures. “What sort of female?” he said.

“Lady,” the footman said. “Got a maid with her. Not one of His Grace's aunts or cousins. Olney thinks she's the one from the newspapers. Looks like the etching he saw.”

At this Harrison did look up. He exchanged glances with Mrs. Dunstan, whose lips pursed. “The Harem Girl,” he said.

Being servants, they were all aware of recent events. They knew their master had taken the Harem Girl under his wing. They knew about the thousand-pound wager with Adderwood. They knew about all of their master's wagers. They knew all of his business.

The Harem Girl business was appalling. However, the nobility did have its whims, and working for the Duke of Marchmont was more lucrative than working for any other peer in all of Great Britain.

Nonetheless, Harrison could not be happy about
the master's bringing to the house a social anomaly.

A harem girl, as any servant would know, stood on a social par with ballet dancers, actresses, and courtesans: marginally higher in rank than a prostitute. On the other hand, Miss Lexham's father's barony was one of the most ancient in England. It was older, by a century or two, than His Grace's dukedom, which was the kingdom's third oldest.

Not that Harrison was ready to believe that the person who claimed to be Lord Lexham's daughter truly was that lady. Others might be taken in by sentimental pieces in the newspapers, but he continued to take a dim view of the entire affair.

A proper lady would not visit a bachelor establishment without a suitable chaperon. A great many people would not deem a lady's maid sufficient chaperonage in the circumstances. Having her mama by, or even one of her sisters or aunts, would have satisfied propriety. But no, the inconsiderate female strutted round St. James's Square on the master's arm, with only a nobody maid following!

Still, Harrison prided himself on never being at a loss in any situation. He couldn't afford to be. The staff would interpret any sign of doubt or hesitation as weakness. In Harrison's view of the world, servants were like dogs or wolves: They could smell fear and weakness. Then their fangs came out.

“I shall deal with the matter,” he said.

 

Marchmont's entrance hall was a great, echoing cavern of a place.

The tall servant, Zoe noticed, did not echo as he crossed the checkered floor. He wafted in like an
aroma—like the faint scent of beeswax emanating from one of the rooms nearby.

Her family's London house was an elegant one and efficiently looked after. It was much smaller than Marchmont House, however, which sprawled over a sizable stretch of St. James's Square. Lexham House, too, was more obviously the home of a large family. As diligent as its servants were, they could not always keep up with the endless comings and goings of Lord Lexham's numerous offspring and their spouses and offspring. One might spy a shawl here, a book tossed there, a table or chair not precisely in the correct position.

Such was not the case at Marchmont House so far as she could see, though mainly what she saw was the entrance hall, a handsome public place, intended to awe visitors.

It was scrupulously—no,
scrupulous
was nowhere near the mark. It was
fanatically
maintained.

The mahogany doors glistened. The marble floor's sheen gave it the appearance of pearl and polished onyx. The dark marble chimneypiece gleamed. The chandelier's sparkle dazzled the eyes. Not a single speck of dust, she was quite sure, had ever been allowed to alight upon any surface in this room—or anywhere else in this great house.

The tall man presented to her as Harrison, the house steward, would be responsible for this state of affairs. Thanks to her sisters' lectures on household management, Zoe knew that in the hierarchy of a great—or greatly rich—noble household, the house steward stood at the top of the ladder. He answered only to the master and his land agent. The house stew
ard might be paid two or three times the salary of the next in status: the cook. Slightly below the cook and equal to the master's valet stood the butler.

The structure was quite simple, actually, and Zoe had no trouble making a diagram in her head of all the positions, down to the very lowest ranks, of both indoor and outdoor servants, in Town or in the country.

It was simple, at any rate, compared to the intricate spider's web and ever-changing alliances and hierarchies of Yusri Pasha's household.

Harrison, clearly, did no actual work. The instant the duke removed his hat and gloves, a lower servant appeared, smoothly relieved the master of the articles, and vanished. Other servants hovered in the vicinity.

None of them showed curiosity or any other emotion. All seemed to be at their usual posts. All were correctly dressed and neatly groomed.

And all stood in a state of high tension.

Zoe could feel it. Marchmont seemed oblivious. No surprise there.

“We've only come for the curricle,” the duke told his house steward. “I'm taking Miss Lexham for a drive. Have the carriage sent round, and let Hoare know. He'll want to give me a change of something: hat and gloves, I daresay. Meanwhile, we must remember our manners and offer the lady refreshment.”

He turned to Zoe. The afternoon light, which made rainbows dance in the chandelier, glittered in his pale gold hair. The one unruly lock had fallen over his
forehead, making him look like a careless boy, and she had to fist her gloved hand to keep from brushing it back.

She remembered the touch of his lips. She had not yet quieted the urges the uncompleted kiss had stirred. She had enjoyed that teasing moment very much. She would have liked to enjoy it longer.

“I wish I could say I shall be but a minute, but Hoare cries when I hurry him,” he said. “And if I dash out with the wrong gloves or hat, he'll slit his throat. Why do I keep him, I wonder? Any idea, Harrison?”

“I would not venture to say, Your Grace. One might observe, however, that replacing Hoare with a valet of equally high qualifications would consume a great deal of Your Grace's valuable time.”

“Harrison always knows the answers,” the duke told Zoe. “There it is in a nutshell: It would be even more bother to replace Hoare than it is to put up with him. I shall leave you in Harrison's capable hands.”

With that, he sauntered across the hall and through the open door and started up a magnificent stairway.

Harrison flicked a glance at one of the hovering footmen, who hurried toward them. “Escort Miss Lexham to the library—no, no, never mind. That won't do. No entertainment but books. The lady will find it dull.”

It was sly, very sly: disrespect couched in a seeming show of concern for her comfort. But no properly respectful servant would presume to know what a lady would find dull or say anything that might be construed as slighting her intelligence. Jarvis, behind her, understood what he'd done, for she gave a barely
audible gasp, which she immediately turned into a cough.

The footman comprehended, too. Though he kept his face blank, Zoe saw the smirk in his eyes.

Well, this was interesting.

She beamed at the house steward. “How kind of you,” she said. “I never would have guessed that the duke's library was a dull, musty old place. I supposed his collection must be one of the finest in all of England, and his library most elegant and comfortable. But you would know. Yes, I should like to wait in a room that is more pleasant.”

The footman's smirk vanished, and he turned pale.

Jarvis made a smothered sound.

Harrison's expression did not change, though his posture became a degree stiffer.

“The morning room,” he told the footman. “See that refreshments arrive promptly.” He bowed to her and wafted out of the room.

Neither woman spoke until they were comfortably seated in the morning room and the footman had run away.

“Oh, miss, I never,” Jarvis whispered. “What he said and what you said.
His
library musty.”

“It is not his library but the duke's,” said Zoe. “He will do well to remember that. He should remember his place, always, and treat all of his master's guests with the greatest respect. This much I know.”

“Yes, miss. He needed a setdown and you gave him one. But…well.”

“Do not be afraid of him,” Zoe said. “He is simply a bully. There is usually at least one in a household,
though that one is not always at the top. You must never let such persons cow you, whether they are men or women. You do not answer to anyone but me. Remember this.”