Max got to his feet. Walked over to one of those promotional calendars, mostly a large poster, with a little pad of months you can tear off one at a time on the bottom. The one on Mama’s wall featured a Chinese woman, elegantly dressed, having a cocktail. The writing on the poster was all in Chinese, and the calendar pad was for 1961.
Max turned the pages of the calendar, indicating the passage of time. Then he snapped his fingers, made an “I’ve got it!” face, and reached into his pocket. He brought out the imaginary object in one hand, and used the fingers of the other to turn it, as if examining it from all sides.
He nodded a “Yes!,” then went over to Mama’s cash register and patted it, like it was a good dog.
I stood up, bowed deeply. “You nailed it, brother,” I said, making a gesture to match the words. “He got it
before
he went down, but he didn’t figure out it was
worth
anything until later.”
“Adds up,” the Prof said.
“Very logical,” the Mole agreed.
“And I think I know
where
he got it now,” I said. “So I’m going to Iowa.”
I
walked out to the back alley with Clarence and Terry, the Mole stumbling in our wake. I pulled Clarence aside, asked him a quick question, got the answer I expected.
Back inside, I sat down in my booth. I felt . . . depleted. Like I’d fought ten rounds, to a decision that wasn’t going to go my way.
Mama came over and sat across from me. “All for police girl?” Mama said, accusingly.
“There’s money in this,” I said, stubbornly.
I closed my eyes, felt Michelle slide in next to me, ready to defend her big brother. Mama had known about Wolfe for years. “Police girl” said it all. Our family is outlaws; we don’t believe in mixed marriages.
“If Burke says there’s money, there’s money,” Michelle said, loyally.
“Maybe. But not
for
money,” Mama replied.
“So?” Michelle challenged her.
“So no . . . focus,” Mama said, pointing at Max to emphasize what she meant. For all his skills, the
ki
radiating from Max the Silent was all about focus. Without it, he’d just be another tough guy.
“I’m feeling my way,” I admitted. “But Wychek’s got
something.
Even Max says so.”
“Something for police, maybe.”
“Wolfe’s not on their side anymore,” Michelle said. “She went into her own business a long time ago.”
“Still police girl here,” Mama said, patting her chest. Case fucking closed.
I
t was just past seven that same night when I test-slipped the Mole’s clone card into the slot for Laura’s garage, my other hand on the genuine one Laura had given me, just in case.
The gate went up.
I walked up the back stairs, carrying the stainless-steel cylinder by its handle.
I rapped lightly on the door to her apartment. The door opened immediately. I hadn’t heard the sound of a deadbolt retracting, and the chain wasn’t in place.
“Hi!” she said, giving me a quick kiss as I crossed the threshold.
She was wearing another kimono—white, with gold and black dragon embroidery.
“I didn’t know where we were going, so I didn’t want to get dressed until . . .” she said, blushing a little.
“You’re perfect,” I said, holding up the gleaming cylinder.
“
O
h my God, this is the
best
Chinese food I ever had in my life,” she said, about forty-five minutes later.
I had opened the complex series of interlocking pots, each with its own dish inside. A few quick blasts with the microwave, and we had a five-course dinner that money, literally, couldn’t buy.
“I told you it would be a surprise,” I said.
“Where did you
get
it? I’m going to order from them for the rest of my life.”
“Oh, it’s not from a restaurant,” I said. “I know this old Chinese woman who makes special meals to order. She used to serve them in her house—”
“Oh, I
heard
about those kind of setups. You don’t get a menu or anything, and you have to book, like,
months
in advance, right?”
“Exactly. Only she’s not up to having people in her home anymore. She’s like a hundred years old,” I said, involuntarily tensing my neck muscles against a psychic slap from Mama. “I called her, gave her a few hours’ notice—that was what took so long—and she said she’d do it.”
“Wow. She really put herself out. It must have cost a—”
“Money wouldn’t make her do anything, not at her age. I told her it was very special, very important to me.”
“I . . . I wish I knew how to do things like that.”
“I guess I don’t, either. I never did it before. I was just thinking . . . about you, about going out to eat, how things . . . happened. Then I remembered this old lady, and . . .”
“Did you use to eat there a lot?”
“A lot? I ate there
once.
About, let me see, six, seven years ago? I was doing a profile on a big Chinese businessman. A puff piece, really, but I can’t support myself doing nothing but investigative stuff. He was the one who took me there.”
“Did you mention it in your article?”
“I wasn’t going to. It isn’t that kind of place, you could see that. But it wouldn’t have mattered. The piece got spiked, and I had to settle for the kill fee.”
“What’s a kill fee?”
“Say a magazine commissions a piece for five thousand. Then, after they see it, they decide not to go with it. If there’s a decent contract, they have to pay the writer some percentage of the fee, agreed on in front.”
“Why would they do that? Commission an article and then not use it?”
“There’s a hundred reasons.” I shrugged. “They decide they need the space for something else that month. Or the subject isn’t hot anymore. Or maybe they just don’t like the job you did on it.”
“But if they did that, you could just turn around and sell it to someone else?”
“If you can, sure. It doesn’t happen often. Every magazine is a different market, even when they’re competing with each other. What’s good for one isn’t always good for another.”
“
Y
ou don’t have to do that,” I said, later.
“You weren’t planning to return all the cookware without washing it?” she said, incredulous.
“No. I just meant, I could take it home, throw it in the dishwasher myself.”
“I don’t know about that,” she said, dubiously. “I mean, not everything can go in the dishwasher. It’s easy enough to wash them by hand; I’ll be done in a few minutes.”
“Okay. Thanks.”
“Do you want to go out somewhere. Or just . . . ?”
“How about we go for a drive?”
“To . . . where? Oh. I guess that’s the point, right?”
“Sure is.”
“
I
s this still Queens?”
“Yep. That’s Flushing Bay we’re looking at. You can’t see it from here, but La Guardia’s over to the left. The Bronx is on the other side of the water.”
“I was born, what, maybe forty-five minutes from here? And I never even knew it existed.”
“It’s a nice little community,” I said. “You got everything from working stiffs to big-time gangsters, with house prices to match.”
“With those other cars around, it’s like a drive-in movie, almost.”
“People come here for the same reason they go to drive-ins, true enough.”
“Did you know that in Singapore young couples go to drive-ins because the culture frowns on public displays of affection?”
“I didn’t have a clue. You know a lot about Singapore?”
“I’m hardly an expert. But everyone in the money game knows
something
about Singapore.”
“Have you ever been there?”
“No. You?”
“Yeah, I was there, once.”
“What’s it like?”
“Very clean, very efficient. And very scary.”
“Scary?”
“I can’t explain it, exactly. Felt like everybody was so . . . anxious. Like something could descend on them any minute.”
“Were you there for a story?”
“No. I was on my way to Australia. But something happened with the connecting flight, and I ended up having to lay over.”
“I wonder why people would be so anxious there. It’s supposed to have a very low crime rate.”
“Maybe it was a misimpression,” I said. “I was only there for a short while. I wouldn’t ever write what I told you.”
“Why not?”
“I’m old-school,” I told her, trying to be Hauser in my mind. “I don’t like this ‘personal journalism’ stuff. Never did. What I told you, that was my own feelings, not facts. Private, not public.”
“That’s what this place feels like,” she said, snapping her cigarette out the open window and sliding in close to me.
T
wenty minutes later, she moved back toward her side of the front seat. Rolled down her window, lit a cigarette.
“I never did that before,” she said.
“In a car?”
“Not just . . . in a car. Never.”
“Oh. I . . .”
“You don’t know
what
to say, do you, J.?” she said, a slight edge around the softness of her voice. “If you say you never would have known, it sounds like you’re calling me a liar. And if you say it was obvious I’d never done it before, you’re saying I’m not very . . . good at it, right?”
“
None
of that’s right, Laura. Not one word of any of it. Some people, they do things perfect the first time they try. Others, they could do it a thousand times and still . . . not do it very well.”
“I only meant—”
“But what’s
really
not right about what you said was the other part. It would never cross my mind that you were lying.”
“I thought reporters were supposed to be cynics,” she said, expelling smoke in a harsh jet.
“Cynicism is for adolescent poseurs. A person who’s been around the block a few times learns better.”
“What’s better?”
“Better is knowing some people are liars. I don’t mean they just told a lie, I mean they’re liars; that’s what they do. Better is knowing that even essentially truthful people lie sometimes, for different reasons. Better is knowing how to tell the difference.”
“You know when people are lying?”
“Not always,” I said, reaching over and taking her hand. “But I know when they’re not.”
W
e were both quiet for a while. Then she said, “I never asked you. Do you have any brothers or sisters?”
“I have a sister.”
“Older or younger?”
“She’s my baby sister.”
“Is that why you asked me, before, if John was protective? Because you were?”
“No. I was just trying to get a picture of the whole family dynamic.”
“But you
were,
weren’t you?”
“Protective? Sure.”
“You think that’s normal, don’t you?”
“I’m a reporter, not a judge.”
“J., I’m just asking you an honest question. Can’t I get an honest answer?”
“Ask me your question,” I said, watching her eyes.
“If someone tried to hurt your sister, what would you do?”
I saw pieces of Michelle’s childhood, playing on the inside of my eyelids like a movie on a screen. The kind of movie freaks sell for a lot of money. Felt the familiar suffusion of hate for
all
of them—from her bio-parents, who used her like a toy, to the agencies that treated a transgendered child like a circus freak, to the predatory johns who took little pieces of her in exchange for survival money, to . . .
Oh, honeygirl, I wish I had been there,
I said to myself. Again.
I waited a beat, still on her eyes.
“Kill them,” I said.
“
D
o you have something to pick up?” Laura asked me, as I wheeled the Plymouth into the gigantic parking lot for the Pathmark supermarket in Whitestone. At just after two in the morning, the lot was almost empty.
“Nope,” I said, pulling over to the side. I put the lever into park, opened the door, and got out. I walked around to her side of the car, opened her door.
“You’re leaving the engine run—”
“Just come on,” I said, taking her hand and pulling her around the back of the car. “Get in,” I told her.
“You want me to—?”
I was already on my way back around to the passenger side. We both closed our doors at the same time.
“This isn’t like your Audi,” I said, as she wiggled around, trying to find the best driving position. “The gas pedal isn’t hyper-sensitive, but if you step on it hard we’ll launch like a rocket. The brakes are a little stiff when you first touch them; they take a little pressure. But if you floor them, we’re going to
stop.
I mean, right
now,
like someone dropped an anchor into the road behind us.”
“You’re making me nervous.”
“Oh, great,” I said. “The first time I ever let anyone drive my baby and you tell me
you’re
nervous.”
“J.,” she giggled. “Stop it.”
“Your Audi’s a front-driver. This one’s not. If you get on the gas too hard in a corner, the rear end’s going to want to come around.”
“You make it sound like a ticking bomb.”
“It’s nothing of the kind,” I said. “Only reason I’m saying all this is that it’s a great contrast to what you’re used to driving. Take it slow, get used to it, and it’ll practically drive itself. You’ll see.”
“I . . .”
“Come on, Laura. I’ll bet you’ll be perfect at it, the first time.”
She gave me a look I couldn’t read. Then she put her left foot on the brake and pulled the lever down into drive.
I nodded approval. Laura took her foot off the brake, and the Plymouth started to creep forward. She delicately feathered the gas and we picked up speed.
“There’s nobody around,” I told her. “Give it a little gas.”
“This isn’t so bad,” she said. “I could just . . .
Oh!
” she gasped, as the Plymouth shifted stance and shot forward.
I had expected her to deck the brakes, but she just backed off the gas, got it under control instantly.