Authors: Stephen King
“Tell me again what we're going to do,” Owen said.
“Save the world.”
“And tell me what that makes usâI need to hear it.”
“It makes us heroes,” Henry said. Then he put his head back and closed his eyes. In seconds he was asleep.
As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there;
He wasn't there again today!
I wish, I
wish
he'd stay away.
H
UGHES
M
EARNS
1
Jonesy had no idea what time it was when the green
DYSART'S
sign twinkled out of the snowy gloomâthe Ram's dashboard clock was bitched up, just flashing 12:00
A.M
. over and overâbut it was still dark and still snowing hard. Outside of Derry, the plows were losing their battle with the storm. The stolen Ram was “a pretty good goer,” as Jonesy's Pop would have said, but it too was losing its battle, slipping and slueing more frequently in the deepening snow, fighting its way through the drifts with increasing difficulty. Jonesy had no idea where Mr. Gray thought he was going, but Jonesy didn't believe he would get there. Not in this storm, not in this truck.
The radio worked, but not very well; so far everything that came through was faint, blurred with static. He heard no time-checks, but picked up a weather report. The storm had switched over to rain
from Portland south, but from Augusta to Brunswick, the radio said, the precipitation was a wicked mix of sleet and freezing rain. Most communities were without power, and nothing without chains on its wheels was moving.
Jonesy liked this news just fine.
2
When Mr. Gray turned the steering wheel to head up the ramp toward the beckoning green sign, the Ram pickup slid broadside, spraying up great clouds of snow. Jonesy knew he likely would have gone off the exit ramp and into the ditch if he'd been in control, but he wasn't. And although he was no longer immune to Jonesy's emotions, Mr. Gray seemed much less prone to panic in a stress situation. Instead of wrenching blindly against the skid, Mr. Gray turned into it, held the wheel over until the slide stopped, then straightened the truck out again. The dog sleeping in the passenger footwell never woke up, and Jonesy's pulse barely rose. If he had been in control, Jonesy knew, his heart would have been hammering like hell. But, of course, his idea of what to do with the car when it stormed like this was to put it in the garage.
Mr. Gray obeyed the stop-sign at the top of the ramp, although Route 9 was a drifted wasteland in either direction. Across from the ramp was a huge parking lot brilliantly lit by arc-sodiums; beneath their glare, the wind-driven snow seemed to move like the
frozen respiration of an enormous, unseen beast. On an ordinary night, Jonesy knew, that yard would have been full of rumbling diesel semis, Kenworths and Macks and Jimmy-Petes with their green and amber cab-lights glimmering. Tonight the area was almost deserted, except for the area marked
LONG-TERM SEE YARD MANAGER MUST HAVE TICKET.
In there were a dozen or more freight-haulers, their edges softened by the drifts. Inside, their drivers would be eating, playing pinball, watching Spank-O-Vision in the truckers' lounge, or trying to sleep in the grim dormitory out back, where ten dollars got you a cot, a clean blanket, and a scenic view of a cinderblock wall. All of them no doubt thinking the same two thoughts:
When can I roll?
And
How much is this going to cost me?
Mr. Gray stepped down on the gas, and although he did it gently, as Jonesy's file concerning winter driving suggested, all four of the pickup's wheels spun, and the truck began to jitter sideways, digging itself in.
Go on!
Jonesy cheered from his position at the office window.
Go on, stick it! Stick it right up to the rocker-panels! Because when you're stuck in a four-wheel drive, you're
really
stuck!
Then the wheels caughtâfirst the front ones, where the weight of the motor gave the Ram a little more tractionâthen the back ones. The Ram trundled across Route 9 and toward the sign marked
ENTRANCE
. Beyond it was another:
WELCOME TO THE BEST TRUCK STOP IN NEW ENGLAND.
Then the truck's headlights picked out a third, snowcaked but readable:
HELL, WELCOME TO THE BEST TRUCK STOP ON EARTH.
Is this the best truck stop on earth?
Mr. Gray asked.
Of course,
Jonesy said. And thenâhe couldn't help itâhe burst out laughing.
Why do you do that? Why do you make that sound?
Jonesy realized an amazing thing, both touching and terrifying: Mr. Gray was smiling with Jonesy's mouth. Not much, just a little, but it was a smile.
He doesn't really know what laughter is,
Jonesy thought. Of course he hadn't known what anger was, either, but he had proved to be a remarkably fast learner; he could now tantrum with the best of them.
What you said struck me funny.
What exactly is funny?
Jonesy had no idea how to answer the question. He wanted Mr. Gray to experience the entire gamut of human emotions, suspecting that humanizing his usurper might ultimately be his only chance of survivalâwe have met the enemy and he is us, Pogo had once said. But how did you explain funny to a collection of spores from another world? And what
was
funny about Dysart's proclaiming itself the best truck stop on earth?
Now they were passing yet another sign, one with arrows pointing left and right.
BIGUNS
it said beneath the left arrow. And
LITTLEUNS
under the right.
Which are we?
Mr. Gray asked, stopping at the sign.
Jonesy could have made him retrieve the information, but what would have been the point?
We're a littleun,
he said, and Mr. Gray turned the Ram to the right. The tires spun a little and the truck lurched. Lad raised his head, let fly another long and fragrant
fart, then whined. His lower midsection had swelled and distended; anyone who didn't know better would no doubt have mistaken him for a bitch about to give birth to a good-sized litter.
There were perhaps two dozen cars and pickups parked in the littleuns' lot, the ones most deeply buried in snow belonging to the helpâmechanics (always one or two on duty), waitresses, short-order cooks. The cleanest vehicle there, Jonesy saw with sharp interest, was a powder-blue State Police car with packed snow around the roof-lights. Being arrested would certainly put a spike in Mr. Gray's plans; on the other hand, Jonesy had already been present at three murder-sites, if you counted the cab of the pickup. No witnesses at the first two crime scenes, and probably no Gary Jones fingerprints, either, but here? Sure. Plenty of them. He could see himself standing in a courtroom somewhere and saying,
But Judge, it was the alien inside me who committed those murders. It was Mr. Gray.
Another joke that Mr. Gray wouldn't get.
That worthy, meanwhile, had been rummaging again.
Dry Farts,
he said.
Why do you call this place Dry Farts when the sign says Dysart's?
It's what Lamar used to call it,
Jonesy said, remembering long, hilarious breakfasts here, usually going or coming back from Hole in the Wall. And this fit right into the tradition, didn't it?
My Dad called it that, too.
Is it funny?
Moderately, I guess. It's a pun based on similar sounds. Puns are what we call the lowest form of humor.
Mr. Gray parked in the rank closest to the lighted island of the restaurant, but all the way down from the State Police cruiser. Jonesy had no idea if Mr. Gray understood the significance of the lightbars on top or not. He reached for the Ram's headlight knob and pushed it in. He reached for the ignition, then stopped and issued several hard barks of laughter: “Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”
How'd that feel?
Jonesy asked, more than a little curious. A little apprehensive, too.
“Like nothing,” Mr. Gray said flatly, and turned off the ignition. But then, sitting there in the dark with the wind howling around the cab of the truck, he did it again, and with a little more conviction:
“Ha! Ha, ha, ha!”
In his office refuge, Jonesy shivered. It was a creepy sound, like a ghost trying to remember how to be human.
Lad didn't like it either. He whined again, looking uneasily at the man behind the steering wheel of his master's truck.
3
Owen was shaking Henry awake, and Henry responded reluctantly. He felt as if he had gone to sleep only seconds ago. His limbs all seemed to have been dipped in cement.
“Henry.”
“I'm here.” Left leg itching. Mouth itching even worse; the goddam byrus was growing on his lips now, too. He rubbed it off with his forefinger, surprised
at how easily it broke free. Like a crust.
“Listen up. And look. Can you look?”
Henry looked up the road, which was now dim and snow-ghostlyâOwen had pulled the Sno-Cat over and turned off the lights. Farther along, there were mental voices in the dark, the auditory equivalent of a campfire. Henry went to them. There were four of them, young men with no seniority in . . . in . . .
Blue Group,
Owen whispered.
This time we're Blue Group.
Four young men with no seniority in Blue Group, trying not to be scared . . . trying to be tough . . . voices in the dark . . . a little campfire of voices in the dark . . .
By its light, Henry discovered he could see dimly: snow, of course, and a few flashing yellow lights illuminating a turnpike entrance ramp. There was also the lid of a pizza carton seen in the light of an instrument panel. It had been turned into a tray. On it were Saltines, several blocks of cheese, and a Swiss Army knife. The Swiss Army knife belonged to the one named Smitty, and they were all using it to cut the cheese. The longer Henry looked, the better he saw. It was like having your eyes adjust to the dark, but it was more than that too: what he saw had a creepy-giddy depth, as if all at once the physical world consisted not of three dimensions but of four or five. It was easy enough to understand why: he was seeing through four sets of eyes, all at the same time. They were huddled together in the . . .
Humvee,
Owen said, delighted.
It's a fucking
Humvee, Henry! Custom-equipped for snow, too! Bet you anything it is!
The young men were sitting close together, yes, but still in four different places, looking at the world from four different points of view, and with four different qualities of eyesight, ranging from eagle-eye sharp (Dana from Maybrook, New York) to the merely adequate. Yet somehow Henry's brain was processing them, just as it turned multiple still images on a reel of film into a moving picture. This wasn't like a movie, though, nor like some tricky 3-D image. It was an entirely new way of seeing, the kind that could produce a whole new way of thinking.
If this shit spreads,
Henry thought, both terrified and wildly excited,
if it spreads . . .
Owen's elbow thumped into his side. “Maybe you could save the seminar for another day,” he said. “Look across the road.”
Henry did so, employing his unique quadruple vision and realizing only belatedly that he had done more than look; he had moved their eyeballs so he could peer over to the far side of the turnpike. Where he saw more blinking lights in the storm.
“It's a choke-point,” Owen muttered. “One of Kurtz's insurance policies. Both exits blocked, no movement onto the turnpike without authorization. I want the Humvee, it's the best thing we could have in a shitstorm like this, but I don't want to alert the guys on the other side. Can we do that?”
Henry experimented with their eyes again, moving them. He discovered that as soon as they weren't all
looking at the same thing, his sense of godlike four or five-dimensional vision evaporated, leaving him with a nauseating, shattered perspective his processing equipment couldn't cope with. But he
was
moving them. Not much, just their eyeballs, but . . .
I think we can if we work together,
Henry told him.
Get closer. And stop talking out loud. Get in my head. Link up.
Suddenly Henry's head was fuller. His vision clarified again, but this time the perspective wasn't quite as deep. Only two sets of eyes instead of four: his and Owen's.
Owen put the Sno-Cat into first gear and crept forward with the lights off. The engine's low growl was lost beneath the constant shriek of the wind, and as they closed the distance, Henry felt his hold on those minds ahead tightening.
Holy shit,
Owen said, half-laughing and half-gasping.
What? What is it?
It's you, manâit's like being on a magic carpet. Christ, but you're strong.
You think
I'm
strong, wait'll you meet Jonesy.
Owen stopped the Sno-Cat below the brow of a little hill. Beyond it was the turnpike. Not to mention Bernie, Dana, Tommy, and Smitty, sitting in their Humvee at the top of the southbound ramp, eating cheese and crackers off their makeshift tray. He and Owen were safe enough from discovery. The four young men in the Humvee were clean of the byrus and had no idea they were being scoped.
Ready?
Henry asked.
I guess.
The other person in Henry's head, cool as that storied cucumber when Kurtz and the others had been shooting at them, was now nervous.
You take the lead, Henry. I'm just flying support this mission.
Here we go.