Fortunately, he had known exactly who was most likely to agree to make a temporary loan of this other identity: Jerry Kelly, one of his numerous cousins. From the tiny part of the family that had reached the professional classes, Jerry had climbed to dizzy heights. He was an estate agent. So Rafferty was confident he'd do anything for money.
Jerry didn't disappoint him. He was even obliging enough to agree to come to Rafferty's home on his way to a viewing rather than expecting Rafferty to trail down to his new place; a swanky warehouse apartment by the docks, for which he had employed the services of a flowing-haired, interior designer.
Rafferty had felt like a parent whose offspring didn't quite come up to the mark as his cousin gave his home a sneering once-over. After a final sneer round the room, Jerry eyed him speculatively and asked, ‘So what did you want to see me about that was so urgent? It's only because you're family that I found time in my busy schedule to come and see you.’
Rafferty knew ‘family’ tended to be low on Jerry's list of things to do, he suspected Jerry had sniffed out the possibility of filthy lucre. After a lot of humming and hawing, Rafferty told him. He was treated to the rare sight of ‘Mr Cool’ being gob-smacked as Jerry stared incredulously at him.
‘Let me make sure I've got this straight. You want to borrow my passport and one of my credit cards?’ Jerry's gaze narrowed and he asked, ‘don't tell me the family's only copper's bending in the criminal direction of the rest of the family?’
‘Nothing so common, Jerry,’ Rafferty reassured him. Common tended to make Jerry shudder. Much like family. ‘It's – well, it's a bit delicate.’
His cousin folded his designer-suited arms and grinned. ‘Delicate's this year's new brash. All the rage. So let's hear it.’
Rafferty forced himself onwards. ‘I want to sign up with a dating agency.’
Jerry's true colours – definitely not this year's new brash – were splashed across Rafferty's living room. When his cousin's sniggers finally spluttered to a halt, he asked, ‘Why can't you sign up under your own name?’
‘When I've got a Ma who's more nosey than Pinocchio on a good lying day? If she thought I was trying to fix myself up with a steady date she'd start organising me a ‘nice little girlfriend’ of her own choice again. Don't you think I've had enough of that? The agency insists on payment by credit card. No way do I want a dating agency's bill showing up on my statement. Ma's got a key to my flat and if she discovers I've joined a dating agency she'll re-launch her matchmaking with a vengeance. And since concluding my sergeant's matrimonial arrangements to her satisfaction she'll have time on her hands.’
‘Why on earth did you let her have a key?’
‘I didn't,’ Rafferty ruefully revealed. ‘She helped herself at the same time she decided I needed a housekeeper and proposed and seconded herself for the job. I know, I know,’ Rafferty defended himself as he saw an expression of contemptuous pity cross his cousin's face. ‘Only Ma's a difficult woman to say no to. Or rather, it's not the nay-saying as such that's difficult, it's more the getting Ma to even hear the ‘No’ word. She's got ears that hear every nay as a yea when it suits her. You know what a human steamroller she is when she's determined on something.’
Jerry had had a taste of Ma Rafferty's steamroller propensities himself in the past. Now he tended to stay out of her road. Rafferty often wished he could. Sensing the tide of empathy flowing in his favour, he added, ‘Obviously, the personal ID I supply has to match the ID on the credit card, so I'll need to borrow your passport or driving license as well. We're a similar age and look enough alike.’
Jerry's nostrils flared at this as if something unpleasant had just exploded beneath them. His cousin's reaction came as no surprise. Because, though they had a superficial similarity, Jerry would be the first to point out the many differences. There was their hair for a start. Jerry's, which shared an image with the rest of him, was a sleek chestnut whilst Rafferty's auburn went for the gritty realism of wayward spikes and unruly collar-curling. And although their features were much the same, somehow, in Rafferty face, his cousin's sophisticated looks metamorphosed into a more plebeian cast. Maybe they could be altered, Rafferty told himself, if he practised superior expressions in front of the mirror as he imagined Jerry did. ‘God knows the pictures on those documents are always pretty awful.’
‘Mine aren't,’ Jerry told him, condescendingly. ‘I had my photos done by a professional. Cost me a packet, too, but it was money well-spent. At least my passport photo doesn't make me look like a criminal.’
Rafferty's did. But then he had used the photo-booth in the nearest supermarket for his passport and driving license. They'd make the Pope himself look like an escapee from Strangeways. Now, he added the inducement that Jerry had so unerringly sniffed out and which had brought him hot-foot to Rafferty's flat. ‘I'll give you cash for the agency's joining fee and six months’ worth of their monthly service charge with a hundred pounds on top as a thank you for services rendered.’
‘Make it two hundred and you've got a deal. As long as you can guarantee I won't become involved in anything dicey.’
If it hadn't been for the fact that he needed to keep Jerry sweet, Rafferty would have laughed out loud at his estate agent cousin's pious pretence to ethical concerns. Luckily, the realization that this whole venture was getting seriously expensive curbed any inclination to levity. Trust an estate agent to get a good bargain. But he wasn't about to start bartering. The additional financial inducement was the decider for his extravagant, permanently broke cousin.
‘There'll be no worries on that score.’ Rafferty assured him. ‘You know me. I'm a straight copper. Would I involve you in anything even half-way dicey?’
At this, Jerry stuck his hand out. ‘You've got a deal. Have a few hot dates for me. I'm going away this evening to York for a week on an estate agent's convention, so I'll even throw in the use of my apartment to get your romancing off to a discreet start. You don't want to risk your Ma and her feather duster bursting in on you at an interesting moment.’
‘God forbid,’ said Rafferty. ‘Thanks Jerry. I owe you one.’
‘I know you do. And don't call me Jerry.’ With the promise of money already burning a hole in his Gucci wallet, it was clear Jerry felt he was safe to revert to a patronising tone. ‘I've told you, dear boy’ - he had taken to using such affected endearments to go with his name-change - ‘I'm Nigel. Nigel Blythe. Not Jerry Kelly. So downmarket.’
Rafferty wasn't about to quibble over his cousin's name. ‘Sorry Nigel. I forgot you'd changed your name.’
‘Had to, dear boy. When you sell homes to the upper income bracket you've got to adopt their image; they're scarcely going to buy from a Del Boy type. Mirror-imaging, I believe the psychologists call it. See the threads?’ He held out his suit jacket to display the lilac lining. ‘Designer gear. Top-notch stuff.’
Rafferty didn't doubt it. His cousin had never been one to stint himself. It was lucky for him that the ponced-up Jerry, who had adopted a fancy accent to go with the fancy name, clothes and apartment, was the one the family never talked about -estate agents being lower than all other forms of life - even coppers. Jerry was even more of a pariah than Rafferty, so was unlikely to betray him. He and Jerry, as the family's two unclean bell-ringers, had remained more or less on friendly terms. They managed this trick as long as they didn't see each other too often. Apart from himself, Ma was the only one of the family who didn't treat Jerry as a low life form. But then, as she had told him, it wouldn't be Christian.
Jerry found another sneer for Rafferty's suit. After he had swept a disparaging glance over it, he suggested, ‘you'd better borrow one of mine while you're at it. We're about the same size and if you're going to sign up with this top-notch dating agency using my name I don't want you letting the side down. Only you'd better treat it with more care than you treat your own.’
‘I will,’ Rafferty swore. ‘The slightest speck and I'll take it to the dry cleaner's and make it disappear.’
‘You'd better. I'll drop it, the keys to my apartment and my documents in tonight before I set off for York.’
Rafferty's scuffed black shoes earned an additional comment. ‘And for God's sake invest in some decent footwear while you're at it.’
Rafferty nodded. Now he'd got his way, he was prepared to agree to anything. They soon settled the details. And that evening, Nigel dropped everything off as promised. He had even produced another mobile phone for him.
‘I thought it better if you supplied that agency with a different mobile number from your usual one. Save any complications, you being a pi–‘ Jerry broke off before he completed the word pig, and went smoothly on. ‘I've taped the number on the back. It's one of my old mobiles, but you needn't worry about giving it back. Nobody uses this type any more.’
Rafferty did, but as there was only so much sneering a man could take he kept quiet about that. And as he caught the phone that Jerry threw to him, scrutinized it and realized it was exactly the same as his own, he slipped it in his pocket without another word. Nigel, of course, had an all-singing, all dancing mobile that was so tiny Rafferty would have worried about it disappearing through the hole in his pocket lining. It even took pictures and could probably launch a moon-rocket if asked.
‘Just don't drag it out when there are people about,’ Nigel instructed. ‘I've got an image to maintain. And if you're going to borrow my name you're going to have to make an effort to keep up appearances.’
Rafferty, the proud possessor of new Italian suit, shoes, silk shirt, plus a new identity, sat in his flat after Jerry had left and dialled the Made In Heaven dating agency on Jerry's old mobile and made an appointment.
The
shock of Bill Beard's revelation about Estelle's murder had taken a few minutes to fully sink in. The worst horror was that Estelle, who had been so full of life and hopes for the future should now be lying in the morgue, her delightful monkey face and sinuous body badly hacked about by some sadist. A sadist, moreover, as the increasingly self-pitying Rafferty told himself, who might as well have personally selected him as the fall-guy; with his false identity he fitted the frame as if it had been tailor-made
Reluctant to admit to paranoia along with his other troubles, Rafferty saw – through the grief he felt for Estelle and the anxiety he felt for himself – that he had to get a grip. It was essential he cover his tracks, not only for his own sake, but for his cousin's sake also; after all, it was his name that was being bandied about as being that of a suspected murderer.
The reminder caused Rafferty to suffer a moment's breathless horror at his cousin's likely reaction to this news, before he thrust the worry aside. Another one soon replaced it. For all he knew Jerry would be unable to supply a solid alibi. If that turned out to be the case, he'd have no choice but to ‘fess up. Even if his own conscience didn't make sure he did so, Jerry certainly would.
All these thoughts as they followed one another at break-neck pace through his mind were important enough, but even more important than these considerations was the one that Estelle was entitled to justice and Rafferty, in his Nigel Blythe persona, had pre-murder knowledge of both the victim and the other members of the Made In Heaven dating agency. Maybe he had subconsciously learned more about them all than even he was aware. Certainly more than they would be willing to reveal to the poorly Harry Simpson, the officer assigned to the case. Somehow, he would have to harness that knowledge and use it to find Estelle's murderer without letting anyone know he had been present at the dating agency party to acquire it.
But, in order to be able to do that he had to stay both out of suspicion and out of jail. And he hadn't much time to make sure of either.
He sat in his office, thinking furiously. Idea after idea was discarded. It was ten minutes later when he finally hit on the solution. During his exploratory chat with Beard, Rafferty had learned that Harry Simpson and the team were still at the murder scene. And, although Simpson had quickly discovered from her flatmate that Estelle had attended the Made In Heaven dating agency ‘Getting-To-Know-You’ party at The Elmhurst hotel's annexe on Saturday evening, Beard, who had a leisurely way with orders, hadn't yet arranged for anyone to get round to Nigel's address. It gave Rafferty the opportunity to stage a timely burglary.
He glanced at his watch. One thing at least was going his way. Today was his usual day for taking his Ma to the supermarket. Although he normally took her in the evening she would be unlikely to argue if he changed the time, especially as the neighbours who, like her, were mostly retired, would be more likely to see her eldest son taking her out. Though, this time she'd have to forego the drink he usually took her for. Because, before the shopping, she was going with him to Jerry's flat, where, she would have to bear witness, if it became necessary, that Jerry's flat had been broken into.
Again, Ma was unlikely to refuse him. Rafferty knew she had been itching to see inside the place since Jerry had bought it, but invitations to most of the family hadn't been forthcoming. Rafferty had been one of a select few who had received an invite and that was only because, with their respective professions, he and Jerry shared the tarnish of being beyond the pale and occasionally had a drink and a commiseration together.
Fortunately, he had the keys to Jerry's fancy apartment and, to Ma, could use the ready lie that he had promised Jerry he would keep an eye on the place while he was away. That particular business would only take a few minutes; he would be able to rely on his ma dawdling as she admired the plush decor in the luxuriously appointed entrance hall. It would give him a few minutes breathing space, which was all he would need.