Authors: James Axler
“Let's chance it,” Ryan stated. “Move slow and quiet until we reach the street, then give it everything you've got. The first one to reach the wag gets the doors open, and covers the others.”
“Don't bother starting the engine,” J.B. added, removing his glasses and tucking them away safe into a pocket. “Just concentrate on getting some steel between us and these nuke-suckers.”
“Let's go,” Ryan ordered, leading the way.
Easing down the old stairs, the companions paused at every floor, straining to hear any movements from the blackness, but they seemed to be alone and reached the ground without incident.
Now, the norms broke into a full run, dashing pell-mell for the safety of the armored transport. They barely got out of the city and back onto grass when the hooting sounded again from behind themâand there came an answer from in front of them.
Redoubling their sped, the companions could soon see the flickering campfire shining on the side of the war wag, the
Lexan windows reflecting the crimson light back onto the area so it seemed bathed in blood. There were a score of aced bodies scattered on the ground, and Ryan felt sure a couple of them were still very much alive and playing possum.
Dropping a flare, J.B. kept running, but after a hundred feet or so, he stopped and turned, with the Uzi primed for action. Black shapes were silhouetted in the magnesium light, and the Armorer sent a long burst from the machine pistol into their midst, moving the rapidfire in a sideways figure eight. A dozen of the muties dropped with hoots of pain, but the rest continued on relentlessly.
Swinging around the Steyr, Ryan took out five of the stickies, then turned and ran again. That was it for ammo.
Moving ahead of everybody else, Doc reached the vehicle first, but paused at the rear doors to crouch and check under the wag first. A pair of inhuman eyes stared silently right back at him from the gloom, and the old scholar removed them from this world with one thundering stroke of the trigger.
Working the latch, Doc climbed inside and threw both of the aft doors open wide. Then holstering the LeMat, he twisted the lion's head atop the ebony stick, and withdrew the shiny Spanish sword nestled inside.
The hooting of the stickies was noticeably louder, and Doc began to wonder if his friends had fallen, when they suddenly appeared out of the darkness with a dozen stickies close on their tail.
As the companions reached the doors and scrambled inside, Doc grabbed the S&W M-4000 from J.B. and discharged it into the night. Three of the stickies faltered, watery blood staining their rags, but they did not fall.
Yanking the tall man out of the way, Jak slammed the doors shut and the stickies smashed against the armored chassis, hooting louder than ever before.
Shoving the heavy bolts into place, Krysty made sure the doors were securely locked while Ryan strode to the front of
the wag and got behind the wheel. The engines started instantly, the dashboard coming to life with winking lights and glowing indicators.
Ignoring all of that, Ryan tromped on the gas and shifted the gears, lurching the vehicle into motion. If it was possible, the stickies started making even more noise, frustration and hunger making them animated in their anger.
“Noisy fuckers,” J.B. muttered, expertly reloading a clip for the Uzi, then doing one for the SIG-Sauer. Reaching over, he yanked the blaster from Ryan's holster, inserted the clip, worked the slide and shoved it back into place.
“Thanks,” Ryan said as he tried to coach the lumbering transport on to greater speeds.
Hooting wildly, the muties boiled out of the cool darkness and rushed directly into the blinding headlights of the UCV. Snarling a curse, Ryan revved the big Detroit engine and sent the armored wag hurtling into the mob. The vehicle didn't even tremble as it crashed into the stickies, crushing their malformed bodies and sending the broken corpses hurtling away.
But now, more stickies rushed out of the darkness, throwing themselves onto the wag, clinging like bloated leeches, their disgusting suckers pulsating as they crawled across the Lexan windows.
Mumbling vehement curses, Jak thumbed a single round into the empty Colt, shoved the weapon out a blasterport and fired. Its guts blown to the wind, a stickie fell away, but another took its place and tried to reach through the blasterport with a questing finger. With a surly expression, the teenager sliced off the digit, and kicked it away under the jumpseats.
The UCV jounced as it rolled over some of the muties, faint hoots coming from directly below the soft floor.
Assuming an odd stance, Krysty leveled her blaster and fired. A stickie crawling past the blasterport jerked from the arrival of the deadly hollowpoint round, then went limp. But
the lifeless body stayed in place, blood and other fluids trickling into the wind behind them.
Crawling onto the windshield, a stickie looked directly into Ryan's eye, the lipless mouth hooting steadily as it wiggled around trying to reach the man, unable to fathom why it could not. Without a blasterport to use, Ryan couldn't figure out any way to get rid of the bastard creature, and restrained himself from trying the horn or wiperblades. That would be sure to only make it more crazy, if that were possible. Then inspiration hit, and he executed a sharp turn and headed back toward the ruins.
Unexpectedly, there was a sharp twang, and the rope holding the rooftop hatch into place snapped. As the hatch slammed aside, a stickie dropped inside the wag, looking around and hooting in delight. Moving fast, Doc lunged forward, his sword skewering the creature directly through the chest. The mutie convulsed in agony, but still reached out for the norm with both deadly hands. Caught totally by surprise, Doc recoiled, trying to pull his sword free, but that only dragged the stickie along and the thing got hold of his arm.
“Die, motherfuck!” Jak snarled, stroking the trigger of his Colt Python, the big-bore handcannon booming louder than a tac nuke inside the confines of the wag.
The head of the mutie literally exploded, and the stickie dropped to the floor, pumping out thick, viscous fluids, but still holding on to the sleeve of Doc's coat. With a foul expression, the man used the sword to slice off a piece of the fabric and regain his freedom. But the other muties now seemed aware of the breech in the armored hull, and were eagerly crawling for the roof.
“Close that nuking hatch!” Ryan roared, twisting the steering wheel to try to fishtail the massive machine. The plan was to throw off the stickies, but the shock absorbers and springs of the predark military wag did their job too damn well, and the UCV only gently swayed, maintaining an even keel.
Aiming upward, J.B. put a long burst from the Uzi into the open hatch, and an aced stickie fell inside to land sprawling on top of the headless corpse. But there also came the terrible sound of a ricochet, and a 9 mm round zinged wildly inside the transport to finally slam into the driver's seat.
Jerking forward, Ryan braced for the onslaught of pain, but he only felt something smooth and mildly uncomfortable pressing against his spine. Son of a mutie bitch, even the fragging inside of the UCV was armored!
Hooting curiously, two stickies appeared in the open hatchway and started easing bonelessly inside. Shooting upward, Krysty and Mildred cleared the opening, while Doc and Jak rigged more rope and hauled the hatch back into place. But almost immediately, it started jerking and moving, as the stickies tried once more to get it open.
“If you got any clever ideas, old buddy, now would be the time!” J.B. called, keeping the Uzi pointed at the shaking hatch. There was no way to ace the stickies on the roof without exposing the people inside, and sooner or later the muties would rip open the hatch again.
“Working on it!” Ryan shot back, shifting gears as the wag raced along the main street of the predark ruins. He was virtually driving blind by now, there were so many stickies covering the windshield. Every time Ryan shifted position, they did, too, always looking directly into his good eye and flapping their mouths in endless hooting.
Reaching an intersection, Ryan saw the drugstore flick past, and sharply banked the wag onto the next street. He had only seen the thing briefly in passing, but if he was rightâ¦
And there it was! A skyscraper of some kind, the entire outside composed of shiny glass windows.
“Hold on!” Ryan bellowed, giving juice to the roaring engine. “I'm going get rid of the damn stickies right fragging now!”
Quickly figuring out what was coming, the companions
scrambled for the jumpseats, pulled down the bodybars and those who believed in a higher power said a little prayer.
Engaging the second engine, Ryan threw the UCV into high gear and charged straight for the skyscraper at maximum speed. In the beams of the halogen headlights, the Deathlands warrior could see the reflection of the onrushing war wag, the stickies and himself hunched over the wheel in the towering wall of predark glass. Then he plowed into the ground-floor window with a noise louder than the end of the world.
Huffing slightly,
Thunder
and
Lightning
sat alongside each other in the middle of an open field, the low grass stirred by a gentle wind. The bulky machines stood over fifteen feet tall, the double row of truck tires inches deep in the soft ground from the tremendous weight of the armored behemoths. Attached to the rear of each massive engine were three long trailers, the sides covered with thick wood planks, the tops bristling with broken glass and barbed wire.
Sitting on a folding canvas chair, Olivia Parker was getting her curly hair trimmed by the new healer, who was going as slow as possible to make sure he did a good job. Nearby, a fat cook was frying sausages over a small campfire while her assistant was cutting up wild turnips.
A short distance away, several muscular crewmen without shirts were industriously chopping wood, their axes rising and falling with dull monotony, and another group knee-deep in a stream was drawing water with plastic buckets, then filtering it to remove as many impurities as possible. The predark steam engines were tougher than boiled hate, but the delicate brass valves that regulated the internal pressure were persnickety little bastards, Olivia thought, and absolutely demanded clean water. Back at her home base in Topeka, the trader had a full installation for turning out endless gallons of chem-free water, the stuff so fragging pure you could literally drink it like shine. But out here in the wilds, bedsheets would have to do for a while.
That was the best thing about the colossal machines, Olivia mentally noted with swelling pride as the shearing continued.
Thunder
and
Lightning
ran on wood and water. Not juice or shine. Just plain wood and water, available damn near anywhere! Well, except for the Great Salt, but there was nobody there worth trading with, and nothing worth looting.
Recovered from a railroad museum, it had taken Olivia close to a full year to get the antique steam engines running again, and then another to mount them on truck tires. The axles had been the hard part, as the metal kept bending under the colossal weight of the railroad engines. That problem had been solved by simply adding more tires, and then even more tires. But now the armored, thirty-six-wheel steam trucks were unstoppable juggernauts, fully capable of crossing the worst sections of the Deathlands at staggering speeds of over sixty miles per day. Sixty! It was incredible, but true.
Leaving the mudhole where she had been born, the former bartender had slowly built up her business, first by hauling logs to make new walls for damaged villes, then by carrying pilgrims through hostile mutie territory, and then by actually trading goods. Jerked fish from the West drew a high price in jack from landlocked villes, many of whom had never even seen a fish before, and steel recovered from predark ruins was as valuable as brass in a blaster. Veggies for shine, shine for lead, lead for seed corn, corn for black powder, black powder for veggies. Round and round, on and on, season after season, the circle of commerce never stopped for anybody smart enough to get a wag rolling and tough enough to not be aced.
So far, this had been a particularly good season for the lady trader, but now with the discovery of Cascade, it promised to be the best ever. An untouched predark ville! She could not even begin to imagine what they had to trade!
“Chief?” a crewman asked, ambling over. “Hey, Chief!”
Olivia raised a hand to stop the cutting. “Anything wrong?” she demanded.
“Can't really say,” the fellow said hesitantly, shifting the longblaster slung over his shoulder. “But there's something funny going on at the top of a tree to the south of here.”
Feeling her hackles rise, Olivia frowned. “Define âfunny.'”
“Little flashes of light. Kind of on and off. Weirdest thing I've ever seen.”
“Show me,” the trader commanded, yanking the towel from her neck.
Dutifully, the crewman passed over a pair of binocs.
Adjusting the focus on the binocs, Olivia scanned the south side of the field and easily spotted the tree in question on the other side of a ravine. There was somebody nestled in the upper branches, doing something with a reflective piece of glass or metal. Mebbe a mirror? Could be. But whatever the fellow was doing, it was no threat to her trucks. The tree was a good quarter of a mile away, and no blaster in existence could shoot that far. Even if the feeb was trying to summon stickiesâunlikely, but possibleâit would take the muties hours to cross the ravine. Stickies were rather similar to her former bedpartner, fast at the start, kind of sloppy and slow to finish.
“Excuse me, Chief,” the healer said. “But I think that's Morse code.”
The flashes were a code? “Can you read it?” Olivia asked curtly.
“A little, yes, ma'am.”
Olivia passed over the binocs. “Show me.”
“That's strange,” the healer muttered. “This is just a string of letters, but they don't spell anything.”
“Show me.”
“Sâ¦tâ¦mâ¦eâ¦nâ¦gâ¦dâ¦wâ¦nâ¦aâ¦tâ¦tâ¦kâ¦nâ¦w,” he said. “Then it repeats. Nope, now it stopped.”
“Sounds like gibberish,” the crewman said with a sniff. “Just some kid playing with a piece of glass.”
“In a tree?” Olivia asked with a scowl.
He shrugged. “Sure, why not?”
“On the other hand, it might just possibly be words spelled by somebody who is not very well educated,” the healer stated.
Brushing some loose hair off her cheek, Olivia scowled. She didn't like the sound of this. Was it badly spelled words or actually a code within the code? Starting to get uneasy, the lady trader repeated the letters to herself, then tried to pronounce them as words. “Staâ¦meâ¦nugâ¦dewâ¦wonâ¦atâ¦tickâ¦nawa.”
At tickâ¦attic?
She tried again. “Stame nug dewâ¦dune. Dune attic nawa.” Or was that new? “Dune attic new.” That almost sounded like
attack nowâ¦
Suddenly the letters rearranged themselves in her mind, and she read the coded message in growing horror.
Steam engines down, attack now.
“Red alert!” Olivia bellowed, pelting for the steam trucks. “Coldhearts on the way! Get the blasters! We're going to be jacked!”
But even as she said the words, a pair of contrails appeared high in the azure sky, the white streaks tipped with fiery little arrows. Knowing it was already too late, Olivia grimly pulled her blaster and started blowing lead at the sky, as the missiles crested an arch, then came hurtling straight down for the motionless steam trucks.
A few seconds later the missiles hit and a terrible light violently filled the universe, throwing Olivia backward into a pool of inky blackness that seemed to have no bottom.
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HE UNIVERSE EXPLODED
into sparkling chaos, and the stickies were horribly sliced to ribbons, their mottled forms brutally grated off the speeding UCV. Crashing onto the marble floor of the lobby, Ryan held on for dear life as the armored transport slammed into a reception desk, plastic plants and little name badges flying in every direction. Careening off a marble pillar, the war wag rammed through another set of glass doors, removing the last of the stickies, then it steamrolled over row
after row of work desks, a blizzard of ancient documents and dust exploding around the unstoppable urban combat vehicle.
Cubicle partitions were smashed aside, the particleboard violently returning to its original components. Skeletons in suits and dresses crunched under the military tires, and a large copier erupted into electrical wiring and a strange black dust. Using all of his strength, Ryan managed to just avoid a head-on collision with another marble pillar, scraped past an elevator bank, cleaved some kind of an art exhibit in two, and hurtled into another glass wall.
Landing on the sidewalk with a bone-jarring impact, Ryan crushed a mailbox and destroyed a newsstand before speeding across an empty parking lot. The stickies were gone from the windshield, but their bodily fluids still coated the Lexan plastic to murky levels, and Ryan only spotted the group of startled people sitting around the small campfire just in time to avoid smashing them to pieces. However, the horses tethered nearby were not so lucky, their death screams and red blood filling the night air.
“Dark night!” J.B. cursed furiously.
“If any of the stickies follow after us⦔ Krysty didn't finish the sentence.
The pilgrims would be at the mercy of the enraged muties, Ryan realized in grim certainty. For one long moment the one-eyed man seriously debated just to keep driving. The outlanders in the parking lot were not kith nor kin. He owed them nothing. Except that I aced their bastard horses, and that's the same thing as chilling them myself. The decision made, Ryan worked the gas and the brakes while shifting gears and twisting the steering wheel.
“Get ready!” he bellowed, cutting off one of the engines. “We're going back!”
But as Ryan turned the huge transport around, the headlights illuminated a scene of horror. A mob of hooting stickies had followed after their vehicle and was attacking the
pilgrims. Still reeling from the arrival of the war wag, the norms offered no organized resistance and were brutally slaughtered as they tried to draw blasters and load crossbows.
Even before the last norm fell, the muties started eating, gobbling and hooting in delight as they ripped off chunks of warm flesh, a few of the fallen norms still weakly trying to flee.
A cold anger filled his mind at the sight, and Ryan flipped a switch to lower the bomb scoop, the steel forks leveling a couple of yards off the ground. Stomping on the gas, he engaged the second engine, and the UCV roared with barely controlled power as it plowed into the feasting stickies, their hands and mouths full of steaming gobbets of flesh. There was scarcely a jar as the megaton machine rammed through, leaving behind bloody ruination.
Circling once around the chilling field, Ryan could not see any more stickies, and angrily tromped on the brakes, bringing the huge transport to a rocking stop.
“All right, recce for any survivors!” he commanded, pulling out the SIG-Sauer. “J.B. is the anchor. I'll stay at the wheel.”
“My dear sir, do you honestly think any of these poor people are still alive?” Doc asked, sheathing his sword with a click. The parking lot was strewed with body parts and intestines, norms and horses mixed together indiscriminately. Apparently the stickies preferred internal organs over arms and legs.
“Somebody may have escaped into the ruins,” Ryan offered hesitantly, feeling the swell of rage begin to fade.
“Not likely.” J.B. sighed, tilting back his fedora. “But we gotta take a look. I wouldn't leave a cannie at the mercy of the stickies.”
“No need,” Jak stated, his face pressed against the dirty window. “There six saddles, six horses, six men.”
“Which means there are no survivors,” Krysty added gently.
“Damn,” Mildred whispered, the word preternaturally loud inside the armored war wag.
For a long moment nobody spoke, and there was only the soft rumble of the powerful engines in the moonlit night.
“All right, spot anything we can scavenge?” Ryan asked without any emotion. There was nothing he could do to help the aced outlanders, so his job now was staying alive.
“Not really,” J.B. said, studying the corpses. “We're wearing better boots, and their blasters are crap, old stuff held together with iron wire.”
“Lots of horsemeat,” Jak drawled. “But it covered with stickie blood.”
“I'd rather starve,” Doc intoned, his hands busy purging the LeMat. He was using a brass brush to clean out each firing chamber, the spent powder sprinkling to the floor like black snow.
“Then let's get out of here,” Ryan relented, shifting the war wag into gear once more. “We'll try for the redoubt to the north, and see how far we can get before running out of juice.”
As the urban combat vehicle started to pull away, Mildred muttered something in the weird language she called Latin, and Krysty said a brief prayer to Gaia.
“Ashes to ashes,” Doc added out loud. “Dust to dust⦔
Suddenly the radar gave a soft ping, closely followed by another, then the tones started coming fast, and down the block a side street was filled with the harsh glare of electric lights. Incredibly, three war wags turned the corner. Two of the vehicles were converted Mack trucks, probably just cargo carriers. But the third was a monster, covered with armor and blasters, and easily ten times the size of the urban combat vehicle.
“I know that wag,” Ryan said in astonishment. “It's War Wag One!”
“Impossible, sir!” Doc retorted. “That vehicle was de
stroyed by Gaza in the Great Salt! So unlessâ¦Oh my dear God⦔ His face flushed, then went deathly pale.
“Theophilus, we have not traveled back in time,” Mildred said clearly, trying to reassure the trembling man. “This is just a similar war wag, nothing more.”
“Are you sure?” he asked in a ghostly voice, hugging the LeMat to his chest.
“Absolutely.”