Authors: Rhys Bowen
Bronwen shrugged. “I suppose you could definitely say that our restaurants need upgrading—there’s no French restaurant that I know of closer than Manchester. In fact there’s only the Gegin Fawr café between here and Llanberis—and their area of expertise doesn’t go much higher than beans on toast. I think Madame Yvette could do well here.”
“Have you seen her yet?” Evan asked.
Bronwen smiled. “No, but according to Terry Jenkins she’s ‘ever so sexy.’ We had a big discussion this morning about the French and their strange habits, like eating snails. Very creative geography lesson!”
“Terry Jenkins? How did he manage to see her?”
“He rode his bike down there on purpose to scout her out.” She shook her head with a despairing smile. “There’s not much that gets past young Terry.”
“How is he apart from that? A bit of a handful?”
“You could say that again. But I like him. He’s got spunk.”
“His mother is about to give up on him. He’s running her ragged since his father left. I caught him trying to help the firemen with their hose at the fire.”
“Sounds typical. But it could be worse. At least he’s acting out his anger.”
“Maybe I should do that,” Evan said. “I’ve had to put up with the most obnoxious people today and just stand there being polite. I’d have felt much better if I’d been allowed to act out my anger a little . . .”
“Better, but probably in jail.” She smiled up at him. “Look, if it’s important I won’t go into Caernarfon. It can wait.”
“Don’t be silly,” Evan said. “I wouldn’t want to hinder your cooking lessons. Besides, I’m feeling better already. Come on, I’ll walk you to the bus stop.”
“Problems with the cottage that burned?” Bronwen asked as they crossed the playground and Evan opened the gate for her.
Evan nodded. “I’ve had the owners here yelling at me because I haven’t found the perpetrator yet, and our new arson specialist is treating me as if I was the village idiot.” He shrugged. “It’s all part of being a public servant, I suppose. Nothing that a pint at the Dragon won’t cure.”
“I might join you there later when I get back from Caernarfon. I might even show you my new egg whisk, if you’re good.” Her eyes held his.
“I can’t wait.” Evan grinned. “Maybe we should try out this new French place for ourselves this weekend?”
“That would be lovely.” Bronwen’s face lit up. “Then you can tell me what dishes you liked, and I’ll learn to cook them.”
“That’s what I like to hear—a woman cooking to please her man.” He dodged, laughing, as she swung her shopping basket at him.
The bus roared toward them, belching black smoke. Bronwen stepped forward and stuck out her hand to hail it. It came to a halt with a squeal of brakes. She leaped nimbly on board and the bus roared away again. As Evan watched it go Bronwen’s face appeared at a window. She waved and blew him a kiss. He waved back, then walked down the hill. Suddenly everything was right with the world again.
The next day Sergeant Watkins called to say that tests had confirmed the residue to be from petrol. Also there were fingerprints on the note, which they were going to try and match to known extremists. He thought they’d have the case sewn up before long, which was good because the English owners had been raising bloody hell at headquarters.
Evan sighed with relief. It seemed that it was now out of his province and he could go back to his usual duties. The first of these was a call from Mrs. Powell-Jones, the minister’s wife, complaining that a large gray van was parked on the street, creating a traffic hazard. Evan suspected it wouldn’t be the last he’d hear on the matter of the van.
He’d just returned from smoothing out that situation when there was a light tap on his door and a woman came in.
“Zis ees zee police station,
oui?
” she asked, her eyes darting around nervously.
Evan got up. “That’s right. What can I do for you?”
She spread her hands in a very continental gesture. “I’m not sure. Maybe it’s just a joke, but I don’t know . . .”
She reached into a large black patent handbag and produced an envelope.
Evan pulled out a chair. “Please. Take a seat. I’m Constable Evans.”
“Yvette Bouchard,” she said, giving him a little half smile as she sat.
Evan had guessed this might be the famous Madame Yvette. “You’ve opened the restaurant. How’s it going so far?”
“We shall ’ave to see, won’t we?” She had a deep, throaty voice and she looked exactly the way Evan expected a French restaurant owner to look. She was probably in her late thirties, with a somewhat beaky nose and full, voluptuous lips. Her deepset, dark eyes were made even darker by the addition of liner around them, and her thick, dark hair was piled high on her head in an old-fashioned bun. She
wore a black, high-necked blouse with a scarf wound around her neck and a wide black belt that nipped in a tiny waist and emphasized a generous bust. When she sat she crossed her legs and revealed black stockings.
Terry Jenkins had been right in his first impression, Evan thought.
“So how can I help you, Madame Yvette?” he asked.
“Zis.” She handed him the envelope. “I received it zis morning.”
Evan carefully removed the letter. It was printed with a thick red marker pen in capital letters:
Evan examined the envelope. “Interesting. No stamp on it.”
“I found it on zee mat with zee rest of zee post,” she said. “I didn’t know what to sink. Eez zis a joke or no?”
“Maybe not,” Evan said. “There is some antiforeign feeling around, I’m afraid. We had a cottage burn down earlier this week. So we must take this seriously.”
“But who would not want good food to be brought to zair town?” Yvette demanded. “Before me zere ees nothing. No restaurant at all. Zat ees why I come ’ere. No competition.”
Evan nodded. “I’m all for it, but don’t worry. It’s only a few loonies on the fringe who feel like this. The local women are all excited about taking your cooking courses.”
Yvette beamed. Her whole face became animated when
she smiled, making her look a lot younger—not much older than himself, Evan decided. “I know all about zee good P.R., as you say. I wish to make friends with zee local people. I will show zem that good French cooking ees not all exotic things—no escasgots. When zay get a chance to taste lamb and fish zee way I prepare zem, zay will never want to go back. And zay will all bring zair ’usbands to eat at my restaurant.”
“Good idea,” Evan agreed. “I’ve made plans to come there myself on Saturday.”
She eyed him appraisingly. “You will bring your wife?”
“No, I’m not married.”
Before he could clarify this and mention the word
girlfriend
, Madame Yvette’s eyes lit up. “Ah, zen zee local ladies zay all fight over you still, eh?”
“Not really, they . . .” Evan couldn’t complete the sentence. He felt himself blushing and cursed his fair Celtic skin.
“Don’t be bashful. You are a ’andsome man. You should be proud zat women admire you.”
Evan cleared his throat. “Yes, well. About this letter, Madame Yvette. I think I should show it to the criminal investigation division. They’ll want to compare it to other notes that have been found. And in the meantime keep your eyes open and call me if there’s anything suspicious . . .”
The dark eyes opened wider. “What sort of sing?”
“A stranger hanging around. Any more threats. Anyone who’s rude to you. A hostile neighbor, for example.”
“
Mon dieu!
You don’t really think I’m in danger, do
you?” She put her hand to her breast in a dramatic gesture.
“No, I don’t, but you shouldn’t take any chances until the detectives have checked out the note. As I say, I’m not far away. Give me a call if you’re worried.”
“Sank you. You are
tres gentil
, as we say,” she said. “You speak French, maybe?”
“I took it in school, but I’ve not had much call to use it since. I can probably still conjugate a few verbs.”
“Ah . . .” She gave him a long, slow smile. “You never know when you might need to conjugate . . . verbs. I ’ave to go now. I look forward wiz pleasure to serving you at Chez Yvette.
Au revoir
, Monsieur Evans.”
Evan escorted her to the door. Phew, he thought. A woman like that is going to make some waves around here.
On Saturday evening Evan escorted Bronwen to his old bone-shaker.
“I’m not sure that I should introduce you to Madame Yvette,” Bronwen said. “She’s very—French.”
“I know. I already met her.”
“You did? when?”
“She came into the station. Someone had sent her a threatening letter telling her to go home.”
Bronwen frowned. “Like the one at the cottage?”
“Similar.”
“How awful. I hope that sort of thing isn’t going to spread.”
“I think it’s a few extremists, maybe just one bloke, but probably not. There are fingerprints on both the notes. Unfortunately
not the same prints, and not the same method either. One was words cut from a newspaper, the other was printed in capital letters.”
“So it looks as if a group is involved?”
“Possibly. People who write threatening notes usually like to stick to the same method. Which suggests it wasn’t the same person.”
“Unless he couldn’t find all the words he needed in the newspaper this time,” Bronwen suggested.
Evan opened the car door for her and she climbed in. “So what did you think of Madame Yvette?” she asked.
Evan got in beside her. “I agree with Terry. Very sexy. In fact, I think I should sign up for those classes myself, just so I can watch her bending over a hot stove. Ow!” he added as Bronwen hit him.
“We had our first lesson today,” she said. “It was fascinating. I’m going to try out the recipe she taught us and if it’s anything like the original, I’ll cook it for you. Actually it mightn’t be a bad idea if you did take cooking classes. You’ve got to learn to live alone someday.”
“I don’t see why,” he said. “I always thought that’s what women were for—no, don’t hit me when I’m driving!”
He was backing into the parking area outside Chapel Beulah so that he could turn around. Suddenly he swore under his breath and jammed on the brakes. “Bloody young idiot,” he shouted as he stopped the car and flung open his door.
“What is it?” Bronwen asked.
Evan was already half out of the car. “Young Terry. I almost backed into him. He was already yelling. What were
you thinking, riding that close to me, Terry? You could see I was backing up.”
“I was coming to find you,” Terry shouted. His voice was high and shrill. “There’s another fire!”
“Where?”
“Up there—the Everest Inn.”
“Another fire, Bron,” Evan yelled as Bronwen emerged from the car. “Go and call 999, will you?”
A flickering glow outlined the giant chalet as Evan started to run up the hill. As he passed Charlie Hopkins’s cottage young Bryn emerged ahead of his grandfather.
“Another fire, Mr. Evans!” he shouted. “My grandma’s calling the brigade. Don’t worry. We’ll soon have it out!”
The next morning Sergeant Watkins joined Evan at the Everest Inn car park.
“I’m surprised that Peter Potter let you come before he’s been over the scene himself,” Evan said.
“His day off, isn’t it?” Watkins chuckled. “We’ve put in a call but he’s not at home. Probably gone back to England for the weekend. I bet you’re glad to see me instead of him, aren’t you?”
“You can say that again,” Evan muttered.
“Gave you a hard time, did he? Don’t worry, he’s not winning any popularity contests with the rest of us either, but I gather he’s the cat’s whiskers when it comes to arson.”
They walked across the car park together.
“It doesn’t look as if much harm was done this time,” Watkins said.
“Luckily it was only a storage shed at the back that went up. It could have been worse.”
“Any sign of a note this time?” Watkins asked.
“Not that we’ve found so far.”
“So it could be accidental,” Watkins commented, stepping carefully over the rubble. “Phew,” he added, pointing at a pile of scorched cans. “Paraffin. Lucky they put the fire out before that lot went up.”
Evan was staring thoughtfully at the giant Swiss chalet shape of the Everest Inn. “You know what I keep asking myself, Sarge—why this?”
“Because the inn’s full of rich foreigners?”
“In that case why not go the whole hog and try to burn it down?” Evan asked. “Why bother with a piddling little outbuilding that does no real damage?”
“Maybe they got cold feet about burning something as large as the inn,” Watkins said, scowling at it, “or maybe they knew that flammables were stored in here and they expected the whole lot to explode and spew burning liquid on all these nice cars.”
“It doesn’t make sense to me,” Evan said. “Why not torch some of the cars, if that’s the aim? Nobody has come forward to claim responsibility yet. There’s not much point in burning down buildings if nobody knows who’s doing it.”
Watkins nodded. “You’ve got a point there. We’re busy trying to match up fingerprints but no luck so far. I hope we get them before there’s much more of this.”
“So you think it is arson again, then?”
Watkins bent and retrieved something with his handkerchief.
“This looks like the same type of fuse that was used at the cottage. I reckon it was the same bloke all right.”
As Evan and Watkins came down the street from the inn, the Reverend Parry Davies was standing in the pulpit addressing his newly acquired flock.
“My dear friends,” his voice boomed out through open windows, “a great evil has come among us, an evil that mocks one of the Ten Commandments—a heathen foreigner who thinks she can besmirch the Lord’s day. I am referring to that new house of iniquity down the pass—the French restaurant. As I drove up with a vanload of new worshipers today, what do you think I saw? I saw that the restaurant was open—open today on the Sabbath!
“My dear friends, I, your pastor, warn you to stay away from that house of sin. Any place that does commerce on the Sabbath day is a house of the devil and anyone who frequents it is asking for an eternity of hellfire and damnation.”