Evan Arden 02.5 Uncockblockable (2 page)

I tilted my head to one side and raise
d a brow.

“
I couldn’t help myself!” she laughed as she walked away, gathered her friends, and made her way out of the hotel bar.  I shook my head slowly as I watched the group of short-short clad bums head towards the elevators.

I turned my head back to Mary/
Maci.  She either didn’t really comprehend what was going on around her or was too drunk to notice.  Either way, she was ready to leave.  I shoved my phone into my back pocket, helped her out of the booth, and escorted her up to my hotel room.

Do Not Disturb

Hopefully, Lee would get the damn message and not come back too soon.

“
Nice room!” Mary/Maci said as she looked around the suite.  “You could have a great party here!”

My hands slid around her waist
, and I pulled her back against me.

“
I was thinking maybe you and I could have a great party here,” I whispered into her neck, which made her giggle.

She turned around in my arms and ran her fingers up to my shoulders.  Her head tilted up, and I pressed my lips against her mouth.  She opened up, and my tongue took over.  She tasted like Long Islands, and she liked nibbling on my lower lip, which I enjoyed quite a lot.

She also didn’t seem too interested in a lot of foreplay, and considering the way my cock really wanted to jump out and join in with the rest of what was going on, that was going to work for me, too.  Maybe Mary/Maci was my perfect match.

If only I could remember
which name was hers.

She ditched her shirt and bra, and my hands moved up from her waist to cup her tits, and I rubbed my thumbs over her nipples.  They contracted nicely, and I moved my lips from her mouth, over her jaw, down her neck, and took
one of her nipples in my mouth.  She moaned as I sucked, and my cock tried to burst right through my zipper.

Dropping one hand down, I quickly unbuttoned, unzipped, and pulled the poor guy out so he could breathe a little.  He didn’t get the chance to relax, though, because her hand wrapped around him almost immediately.

“There you go, love,” I whispered against her breast as her fingers circled me and began to move up and down my shaft.  “Just like that…”

“
I really need your cock in me,” she said, “like, right now.”

I wasn’t about to argue with that line, so I let g
o of her.  I quickly tossed my phone to the top of the bed so it wouldn’t end up on the floor, dropped my jeans and boxers to the floor, and grabbed the box of condoms out of my travel bag.  By the time I looked back up, she had removed the rest of her clothes and tossed them onto Lee’s bed, so I didn’t waste any time getting back to her side.

Mary/
Maci took the box from my hand, looked over the label, and then shook her head.

“
I’m sorry,” she said as she glanced up at me with a shrug.  “I’m allergic to the lubrication on that brand, and there’s no way I can risk getting pregnant – I still have two years of school left.  Besides, my mom would kill me.”

Fuck a duck.

I couldn’t believe that after getting through both Kim and Luisa’s stunts from earlier, I was about to get cock-blocked by picking up the wrong brand of love-gloves at the pharmacy.

Mary/
Maci let out a long sigh.

“
We’re just going to have to do anal.”

Oh, fuck yes!

Nick Wolfe remains uncockblockable.

She was on her hands and knees in the center of the bed about twenty seconds
later.  She apparently traveled with her own bottle of lube, which she pulled out of her purse and handed to me.

Well, okay then!

I lubed up my cock and then used my finger to get her going, too.  She wriggled her hips around and pushed back against me as I let my index finger sneak past her opening.  At the same time, I reached between her legs with my other hand and found her throbbing clit.

“
Mmm…I like that,” she muttered as she pressed her forehead against the sheets.  “More though – I want more.  I want your cock.”

Well, okay then
– again!

There were just some things I wasn’t really interested in arguing about, and a chick asking me to give her my cock was definitely one of them.  Without hesitation, I positioned myself at the little puckered hole between her cheeks and gently bore down.

Damn, it felt good.

Obviously she’d been down this road before – or rather, other
guys
had been down this road.  I slipped in without a lot of resistance, and before too long, I was moving back and forth with a nice, steady rhythm.  Mary/Maci moved with me, and we rocked together as she started grunting and moaning against the mattress.

“
So good!” she called out.  “Your cock feels so big in my ass.  Damn…”

She was good for the ego, whatever her name was.

Shifting up over her a little more, I started really pushing deep and fast inside of her to the point where I felt like my cock was actually vibrating.  I wondered if she could feel it, too, and then realized she probably could because it was my phone buzzing.  Trying to ignore it, I leaned into her again and reached around with one hand to palm her tit as I kept up the faster rhythm.

The phone buzzed again, and I quickly grabbed it off the pillow as I lay across her, covering her back with my chest.  My cock throbbed inside of her, and the phone throbbed in my hand.  I pushed myself back up until I was perpendicular
to the bed, stroked in and out of her a few times, and quickly glanced at the phone while the other hand played with her ass.

It was a text from Lee.

What are you doing?  You ok?

I quickly tapped at the keys with my thumb.

Giving it to this girl up the ass so I’m good.

I resumed a little deeper penetration, but a few second later, the phone buzzed in my hand again.

You’re texting me while giving anal?

I rolled my eyes at the ceiling before responding.

You texted me.  I was just being polite.

I tossed the phone over to the other bed and out of my way, then focused back on business.  Mary/
Maci had her hand between her legs and was fingering herself, so I took the cue and helped out.

You don’t just instinctively know how to make a chick come – you have to let each one of them show you what they like.  Lots of them won’t tell you, so it’s all about the power of observation.  If you can’t see too well because you have your dick in her ass and her hips are in the way, you just got to feel your way around
until she starts making the right kinds of noises.

So that’s what I did.

I reached around and placed my hand over hers.  My fingers matched the movements of hers for a few minutes, and then she dropped her hand to the sheets and let me go on my own.  She was seriously wet, and I could slide a finger into her easily as my dick continued to invade her back door.

“
Oh, fuck…Mary…”

She glanced over her shoulder and narrowed her eyes a little.

“It’s Maci.”

Shit.

As bad as it sounded, it really could have been a whole lot worse.  I mean, it’s not like I was calling her the name of some other chick who had been hanging out with us all night, or her sister, or anything like that.  It was an honest mistake, which would surely be forgivable.

Nah.

I knew chicks too well to believe that would work.

“
Holy Mary, mother of God, you have a fine, fine ass,” I moaned as I kept pumping in and out of her.

“
Oh!” she cried out as she turned her head back to the pillows and pushed herself up a bit more on her arms.

See?  No worries.

“Mmm…oh, wow, Nick…”  She bucked back against me, and my fingers circled her clit a little more.  “Oh yeah – yeah…right there!”

I felt her body shudder around me, and her ass gripped my cock just a little bit more.  It was about all I could stand, and after just a few more strokes, I felt my balls tighten, my legs quiver a little, and I unloaded deep inside of her with a moan.

Moving slowly, I stroked in and out a couple of times.  It was my favorite thing about ass-sex with a chick – not having to pull out right away to make sure the condom didn’t leak.  I was never willing to risk non-gloved love the other way.  My life was weird enough as it was without bringing a kid into the picture.  I was just too paranoid.

Apparently, having a guy hang out inside of h
er wasn’t Maci’s favorite thing because she almost immediately shifted herself up towards the pillows, causing me to pop out with an actual, honest-to-God popping noise.

My dick felt cold.

And shriveled.

It
kinda looked that way, too.

“
Was that guy serious about the con suite party?” Maci asked as she jumped up and started pulling her clothes back on her body.  She had to untangle her bra from my jeans but made pretty quick work of it and even handed the pants to me so I could get dressed, too.

“
There’s always a con suite party,” I replied, nearly forgetting my fake accent.

“
I mean about the free food and drinks,” she clarified.

“
Yes, love,” I said, “but it’s going to end up being as exciting as a box of crisps and beer only you Yanks would drink.”

“
But still, it’s free, right?”

“
Yes,” I sighed.

“
Let’s go check it out!”

No longer really in the mood to keep up the game, I glanced over at her and shrugged a little.

“Why don’t you go, and I’ll maybe see you up there later?”  I gave her a nice smile, which she returned as she adjusted the straps of her bra and jiggled her little tits around until they were back in position.

Maci
bounced out of the room after giving me another tonguey kiss, and I let the door slam closed.  With a big sigh, I turned around and uncapped a bottle of Canadian whiskey and poured a decent amount into the hotel’s complimentary, Styrofoam coffee cups next to the complimentary coffee maker.  I put the lid on the cup in order to increase the subtlety slightly and was about to head back out, but I ended up sitting on the edge of the bed instead.

I took in a long, deep breath and looked around the room.

Liquor bottles, sticky plastic cups, open suitcases, and an unopened box of condoms.

Figuring I didn’t have to be a jerk about it, I picked up the condom box and shoved it back into my travel bag.  My cigarettes were on the nightstand, so I grabbed them and headed to the balcony to smoke.  As soon as I got there and opened the pack, I saw it was empty.

“Fucking Lee,” I muttered under my breath.  I didn’t mind him bumming one, but taking the last one without even telling me wasn’t cool.

I plopped down on the plastic chair next to the balcony rail and sipped at my whiskey-in-a-coffee-cup.  It was warm enough outside I didn’t need a coat, and the wind wasn’t so bad in this area of town like it was closer
to the lake.  Still, I wished I had a cigarette.  I wished I had a pizza, too, but it was too late to order from any place decent.  Ultimately, I wanted whatever wasn’t around right at that moment.

My cock was satisfied, but I wasn’t.

There were plenty of options, including heading back downstairs and seeing if there were any other chicks around that looked like they might be ready for a tumble.  Honestly, though – I wasn’t in the mood.  I wasn’t in the mood to be alone, either, but I didn’t want to hang out with the crowd any more.

My phone beeped, and I went back inside to check it.

A text from Lee asked if I was done.  He wanted to come back to the room and refill his drink.  Chris had ditched him, and he’d been hanging out with Brian, the body painting guy we’d met earlier in the day, and they were both ticked at the price of booze in the hotel bar and wanted to drink from the private stash.  I was all right with that.  Brian was cool, and I’d been kind of fascinated by how quickly women just took off their clothes so he could start brushing various colors of paint all over their bodies.  I mean, the shit he did was beautiful; I’d just never seen anything quite like it.

I replied that it was safe to come upstairs to the room.

There was another text from Chris that contained a lot of exclamation points and informed me that there were some girls who heard I was here but didn’t believe that he really knew me.  He wanted me to come to the con suite and prove to them that we were buddies.

That’s the kind of shit that pissed me off.  There wasn’t a lot that really got me going, but I could become pretty annoyed with people who were basically using me to feel like they have some sort of
in
with my criminal father.  If they had any idea what that meant, they wouldn’t want anything to do with getting to know me.  Chris basically using me and that relationship to get some pussy was enough to make me consider turning in for the night.