She seemed to be satisfied with this response, for she abandoned the subject, and said, after considering him for a few moments: ‘Well, it’s my way to open my budget, so I’ll tell you to your head that I’m not mad after this marriage. Mind, I don’t dislike you! In fact, you’re better than I looked for. But whether you’re the man for my granddaughter is another pair of shoes.’
Knowing Evelyn as he did, he found himself in agreement with her, and might have added that Miss Stavely was not at all the sort of girl to attract Evelyn’s roving fancy. He said: ‘I can only hope, ma’am, that I may be able to prove you wrong. It will be my endeavour, I promise you.’
‘I’ll say this for you,’ she remarked dryly, ‘you have excellent address! That’s in your favour—or it is to persons of my generation. I detest the scrambling manners some of you younger men affect! Brumby tells my son you have no faults that won’t be cured by a suitable marriage, but from all I hear, Denville, you’re a here and thereian! I put it no more strongly than that, though, to use words with no bark on ’em, there are those who don’t scruple to say you’ve libertine propensities.’
‘Are there?’ Kit said, his brows drawing together. ‘I didn’t know it, ma’am,—and it is untrue!’
‘No need to fire up!’ she replied. ‘I set no store by reports of that nature. How old are you? Four-and-twenty? Lord, what’s the world coming to if sprigs of your age ain’t to be allowed a few petticoat affairs without a parcel of windsuckers setting it about that they’re loose-screws? I’ve no patience with such prudery!’
He laughed. ‘Why, thank you, ma’am!’
She directed another of her piercing glances at him. ‘All very well, young man, but if you marry my granddaughter you’ll put a period to your philandering! She’s a rational girl, and a well-bred girl, and I don’t doubt she’d take it with composure, but she wouldn’t like it, and I don’t mean to have her made uncomfortable,
that
you may depend on!’
‘Nor do I, ma’am—and that
you
may depend on!’ he retorted, a little stir of anger in his heart. His twin might have been going the pace rather too rapidly; he might be careless, even lightminded; he was certainly forgetful; but he was not insensitive; and Kit was ready to swear that if he married Miss Stavely he would never use her unkindly, or wound her pride by blatantly pursuing some other female. Whether he would remain faithful to her was another and more doubtful matter; but he would conduct his
affaires
with discretion. Presumably Miss Stavely, no schoolroom miss, but a rational woman, entering openly into a marriage of convenience, was prepared for some divagations, and would demand no more of Evelyn than the appearance of fidelity.
The Dowager saw the flash in Kit’s eyes, and was pleased. All she said, however, was: ‘Easy to say, Denville!’ She relapsed into silence, staring grimly ahead. After a long pause, she said abruptly: ‘When I was young, our marriages were arranged for us by our parents. I could name you a dozen females who were barely acquainted with their bridegrooms. I don’t know that it was a good thing.’ She brought her gaze back to Kit’s face. ‘If you’re expecting me to give you my blessing because you’ve a glib tongue and engaging manners, you’re out in your reckoning! I want to know you better before I do that, and I want Cressy to know you better too. I’m tired now: tell my daughter Clara I’m ready to go to bed! And you may tell your mother to come and visit me one morning!
Good
night!’
5
Mr Fancot returned to Hill Street, on foot, shortly before midnight, and just in time to witness the arrival of his parent, borne down the street in her own sedan chair, and attended by three middle-aged gallants, and one very much younger gentleman, who walked as close to the chair as possible, and bore all the appearance of one who was equally a prey to adoration and jealousy.
Mr Fancot, awaiting the cortege in the open doorway, was deeply appreciative of the scene, which was certainly impressive. My lady was carried by two stalwarts dressed in neat livery; and her chair, when it came into the lamplight, was seen to be of particularly elegant design, and to be lined throughout with pale green velvet. The gallants were plainly men of mode, and when the chair was set down one opened the door, the second tenderly helped her to alight, and the third stood waiting to offer his arm for her support up the few shallow steps to her front-door. Her young worshipper, quietly elbowed out of the way when he had tried to be the first to reach the door, was left disconsolate, gazing hungrily after the goddess. But she paused before she reached the steps and looked back, exclaiming in her soft voice: ‘Oh, my fan! I must have dropped it in the chair. Mr Horning, will you be so
very
obliging as to see if it is there?’
Mr Horning’s drooping spirits revived magically. He dived into the chair, found the fan, and presented it to her ladyship, with a low bow, and a smile which Kit thought perfectly fatuous. She thanked him prettily, gave him her hand to kiss, and said: ‘Now you must all go home, for here is Denville waiting for me, and we have a great deal to discuss. You know, he has been out of town lately.’
Kit had by this time recognized two of the elderly beaux, and exchanged greetings with them; and Lady Denville put him in possession of the third’s name by saying: ‘Here is Lord Chacely, wanting to know why you weren’t at Ascot Wicked one, you were to have joined his party!’
Kit clapped a hand to his brow. ‘Good God, I forgot to write to you, explaining why I was obliged to fail! I
beg
your pardon, sir!’
‘Humbug, you young rascal!’ Chacely said. ‘You forgot the engagement altogether!’
‘No, no!’ Kit protested.
‘But, Chacely, did you think he wouldn’t?’ asked one of the other gentlemen.
At this, the third gentleman added his mite to this badinage. It was evident that no suspicion that they were roasting Kit, and not Evelyn, crossed their minds: a circumstance which made Lady Denville say, when the door was shut upon them: ‘You see, Kit! I told you how it would be! I dare say that Newlyn and Sir John Streatley have been acquainted with you since you were in short coats, and if
they
never guessed the truth you may be easy!’
‘I am not at all easy,’ he retorted. ‘But as for
you
,
love, I wonder how you dare address
me
as “wicked one”! Mama, you are incorrigible! Who the devil is that mooncalf you’ve enslaved?’
Her infectious ripple of laughter broke from her. ‘Isn’t he ridiculous, poor boy? But one must be kind to him: you see, he is a
poet!
’
‘Ah, that, of course, explains everything!’ said Kit cordially. ‘I expect you are his inspiration?’
‘Well, just at present I am,’ she acknowledged. ‘It won’t last—in fact, I think that at any moment now he will fall desperately in love with some chit—probably
quite
ineligible!—and forget that I ever existed. Which, I must own, will be in one way a great relief, because it is dreadfully tedious to be obliged to listen to poetry, even when it has been composed in one’s honour. But in another—oh, Kit, you won’t understand, but to be three-and-forty, and
still
able to attach foolish boys, is
such
a comfort!’
‘Mama, you must never make such an admission again! No one would believe you to be a day older than three-and-thirty—if as much!’
This was true, but Lady Denville, after considering the matter, said: ‘No, but one must be reasonable, Kit, and everyone must
know I
can’t be a day younger than three-and-forty, when all the world knows that you and Evelyn are four-and-twenty! It is the most
lowering
reflection! But never mind that! What happened tonight, in Mount Street? I was in such a fret of anxiety all the evening I left
my
party early!’
‘Oh, was that the reason? I must tell you that I was knocked acock when I perceived that the sumptuous chair being carried down the street
before midnight
was yours!’
‘Yes, I don’t think I have ever left a party so early before—particularly when I was winning!’ she said naively.
‘No, were you? But I was very much shocked, Mama! What has become of your most handsome
cavaliere servente
?
How comes it about that he permitted another—
four
others!—to squire you home tonight? Don’t tell me his passion has waned!’
She went into another ripple of laughter. ‘Oh, poor Bonamy! How can you be so unfeeling as even to
think
of his walking all the way from Albemarle Street? He must have dropped dead of an apoplexy, had he made the attempt! As for his passion, I have a melancholy suspicion that I share it with his cook: he was boring on for ever tonight about a way of serving teal with poivrade sauce! Now, stop funning, and tell me what happened at
your
party!’
‘Oh, a very handsome dinner, and the company—er—the pink of gentility! Not quite in my style, perhaps, but certainly of the first respectability!’
‘Were they excessively fusty?’ she said sympathetically. ‘I did warn you that they would be!’
‘You did, but you did
not
warn me, dear Mama, that two of the number are acquainted with Evelyn!’
‘No! Who, Kit?’
‘Mr Charles Stavely, who appears to be—’
‘Oh,
him!
’
she interrupted. ‘Very likely he may be, but so slightly that it is not of the least consequence!’
‘Very true, but if Evelyn doesn’t return in time to save me from Lucton I shall be totally undone. Is he one of Evelyn’s bosom-bows?’
‘Young Lucton? Good gracious, no! You don’t mean to say that
he
was invited to the party?’
‘That is precisely what I do mean to say, Mama! Furthermore, I apprehend that Evelyn has entered into some sort of an undertaking with him. What it may be I haven’t the least guess, and something seems to tell me that you haven’t either.’
She shook her head. ‘No, indeed! How excessively awkward for you!’
‘Yes, isn’t it?’ he agreed. ‘Particularly when one considers that he is coming to visit me tomorrow—to learn what is my decision! That’s what I call having a wolf by the ears!’
‘Most vexatious!’ she said sunnily. ‘But there’s no need to be in a worry, dearest! Perhaps Evelyn will have returned—or Fimber may know what it is that stupid creature wants. And if he doesn’t know, Brigg will say that you are not at home. I see no difficulty in evading Lucton.’
‘No, love, I’ve no doubt of that! But not even my abominable twin could agree to receive a man on a matter of business and then say that he was not at home!’
‘But, Kit, how foolish of you!’ she said reproachfully. ‘You should have fobbed him off!’
‘So I might have, if it had not been made very plain to me that he thinks himself pretty ill-used at having been fobbed off for over ten days already. Oh, well, I dare say I shall be able to brace it through! What has me in a far worse worry is that Miss Stavely has asked me to visit her tomorrow morning, to resume an interrupted discussion she had with Evelyn, on the day that he proposed to her.’
‘Now, that
is
tiresome!’ she exclaimed, dismayed.
‘Very much more than tiresome, Mama. It’s one thing to masquerade as Evelyn at a party, but quite another to receive Miss Stavely’s confidence under false pretences.’
‘I see what you mean,’ she agreed, wrinkling her brow. ‘But very likely you are making a piece of work about nothing! I should be astonished to learn that she has anything of a
very
confidential nature to say to Evelyn, because she is not at all well-acquainted with him, besides having a great deal of reserve. Depend upon it, it will prove to be nothing to cause you embarrassment. Indeed, the more I think about it the more positive I feel that it can only be a triviality, because Evelyn said nothing to me about having been interrupted. And, what is more, Kit, if he had thought that Cressy had something of importance to say he would
not
have left London without seeing her again!’
‘She seemed to think it was he who had something important to say. He appears to have told her that he had a stipulation to make.’
‘A
stipulation
?
What in the world can he have been thinking of? He must have taken leave of his senses! Unless—’ She broke off, her eyes widening. Then she said: ‘I know what he was going to say, and I am very glad he
was
interrupted, for I told him he was on no account to do so. He is set on us all living together, which I have
no
intention of doing, because such arrangements very rarely answer. It was used to be quite the thing, you know, and I always thought it such a fortunate circumstance that your papa’s parents were both dead when I married him. If Cressy brings the matter up, say that you have changed your mind, or have forgotten, or that she misunderstood you!’
‘I can hardly do that, Mama,’ he objected. ‘It is clearly not what Evelyn would say.’
‘It is what
I
say!’ she replied spiritedly. ‘I mean to give him a
very
severe scold—and if you look at me in that odiously quizzy way I shall give you one too! Tell me about old Lady Stavely! Did she frighten you?’
‘She wanted to do so, but I tried the effect of giving her a civil set-off, which answered very well.’
Lady Denville was awed. ‘Kit, how
brave
of
you!’
‘Yes, wasn’t it? But, there, Mama! you know me! Pluck to the backbone!’
She laughed. ‘Well,
I
should never have dared to do such a thing!’