Featuring the Saint (17 page)

He explained what he wanted and produced money. There was no haggling. In ten minutes the three were riding out of the town.

Kelly, too late, had thought of that very possibility, as he had hinted to Sheridan in the jungle clearing that morning. But Kelly and Sheridan were still twenty miles away.

And the Saint, in the President’s palatial bathroom, was leisurely completing the process of dressing himself in the clean clothes which he had found. They fitted him excellently.

Meanwhile, the men whom Shannet had left in conference were receiving an unpleasant surprise.

“God!” thundered De Villega. “How did this peón escape?”

“Excellency,” said the abashed governor of the prison, “it was during the siesta. The man fell down moaning and writhing as if he would die. The warder went to attend him, and the man grasped him by the throat so that he could not cry out, throttled him into unconsciousness, and bound and gagged him. He also surprised the gatekeeper, and hit him in the English fashion—”

De Villega let out an exclamation.

“What meanest thou, pig-‘in the English fashion’?”

The governor demonstrated the blow which the gatekeeper had described. It was, in fact, the simple left uppercut of the boxer and no Latin American who has not been infected with our methods ever hits naturally like that.

“What manner of man was this peón?” demanded Don Manuel, with understanding dawning sickeningly into his brain.

“Excellency, he was tall for a peón, and a man of the strength of a lion. If he had washed he would have been handsome, with an aristocratic nose that such a man could hardly have come by legitimately. And he had very white teeth and blue eyes—”

“Blue eyes!” muttered De Villega dazedly, for, of course, to the Latin, all Englishmen have blue eyes.

He turned to the governor with sudden ferocity.

“Tonto de capirote!” he screamed. “Imbecile, dost thou not know whom thou hast let slip through thy beastly fingers? Dost thou not even know whom thou hast had in thy charge these three days?”

He thumped upon the table with his fist, and the governor trembled.

“Couldst thou not recognize him, cross-eyed carrion?” he screeched. “Couldst thou not see that he was no true peón? Maggot, hast thou not heard of the outlaw Benito Mussolini, for whom the rurales have searched in vain while he sheltered safely in the prison under thy gangrenous eyes?”

“I am a worm, and blind, excellency,” said the cringing man tactfully, for he knew that any excuse he attempted to make would only infuriate the minister further.

De Villega strode raging up and down the room. Now he believed Shannet, wild and far-fetched as the latter’s theory had seemed when he had first heard it propounded. The news of the prisoner’s escape, and the-to Don Manuel-sufficient revelation of his real identity, provided incontrovertible proof that the fantastic thing was true.

“He must be recaptured at once!” snapped De Villega. “Every guardia in Santa Miranda must seek him without rest day or night. The peones must be pressed into the hunt. The state will pay a reward of five thousand pesos to the man who brings him to me, alive or dead. As for thee, offal,” he added, turning with renewed malevolence upon the prison governor, “if Sancho Quijote, or Benito Mussolini-whatever he calls himself-is not delivered to me in twelve hours I will cast thee into thine own prison to rot there until he is found.”

“I will give the orders myself, excellency,” said the governor, glad of an excuse to make his escape, and bowed his way to the door.

He went out backwards, and, as he closed the door, the Saint pinioned his arms from behind, and allowed the point of his little knife to prick his throat.

“Make no sound,” said the Saint, and lifted the man bodily off his feet.

He carried the governor down the passage, the knife still at his throat, and took him into a room that he had already marked down in his explorations. It was a bedroom. The Saint deposited the man on the floor, sat on his head, and tore a sheet into strips, with which he bound and gagged him securely.

“I will release you as soon as the revolution is over,” the Saint promised, with a mocking bow.

Then he walked back to the other room and entered softly, closing the door behind him. De Villega was penning the announcement of the reward, and it was the President who first noticed the intruder and uttered a strangled yap of startlement.

Don Manuel looked up, and loosed an oath. He sprang to his feet, upsetting the ink pot and his chair, as if an electric current had suddenly been applied to him.

“Who are you?” he demanded in a cracked voice, though he had guessed the answer.

“You know me best as Benito Mussolini, or Sancho Quijote,” said the Saint. “My friends-and enemies-sometimes call me El Santo. And I am the father of the revolution.”

He lounged lazily against the door, head back, hands rested carelessly on his hips. The Saint was himself again, clean and fresh from razor and bath, his hair combed smoothly back. The clothes he had appropriated suited him to perfection. The Saint had the priceless gift of being able to throw on any old thing and look well in it, but few things could have matched his mood and personality better than the buccaneering touch there was about the attire that had been more or less thrust upon him.

The loose, full-sleeved shirt, the flaring trousers, the scarlet sash-the Saint wore these romantic trappings with a marvelous swashbuckling air, lounging there with a reckless and piratical elegance, a smile on his lips… .

Seconds passed before the minister came out of his trance.

“Revolution?”

De Villega echoed the word involuntarily, and the Saint bowed.

“I am the revolution,” he said, “and I have just started. For my purpose I arranged that the army should leave Santa Miranda, so that I should have nothing to deal with but a few officials, yourselves, and a handful of guardias. Wonderful as I am, I could not fight an army.”

“Fool!” croaked Don Manuel, in a voice that he hardly knew as his own. “The army will return, and then you will be shot.”

“Permit me to disagree,” said the Saint. “The army will return, certainly. It will be to find a new government in power. The army is the servant of the state, not of one man, nor even of one government. Of course, on their return, the soldiers would be free to begin a second revolution to overthrow the new government if they disliked it. But I do not think they will do that, particularly as the new government is going to increase their pay. Observe the subtle difference. To have attempted to bribe the army to support a revolution would have been treason, and rightly resented by all patriotic citizens; but to signalize the advent of the new constitution by a bonus in cash to the army is an act of grace and generosity, and will be rightly appreciated.”

“And the people?” said Don Manuel, as in a dream.

“Will they weep to see you go? I think not. You have crushed them with taxes-we shall liberate them. They could have liberated themselves, but they had not the initiative to begin. Now I give them a lead, and they will follow.”

The Saint straightened up off the door. His blue eyes, with a sparkle of mischief in them, glanced from the Minister of the Interior to the President, and back to the Minister of the Interior again. His right hand came off his hip in a commanding gesture.

“Senores,” he said, “I come for your resignations.”

The President came to his feet, bowed, and stood to attention.

“I will write mine at once, seńor” he said hurriedly. “It is plain that Pasala no longer needs me.”

It was the speech of his life, and the Saint swept him a low bow of approval.

“I thank your excellency!” he said mockingly.

“Half-wit!” snarled De Villega over his shoulder. “Let me handle this!”

He thrust the President back and came round the table.

A sword hung at his side, and on the belt of his ceremonial uniform was a revolver holster. He stood before the Saint, one hand on the pommel of his sword, the other fiddling with the little strap which secured the flap of the holster. His dark eyes met Simon Templar’s bantering gaze.

“Already the revolution is accomplished?” he asked.

“I have accomplished it,” said Templar.

De Villega raised his left hand to stroke his moustache.

“Seńor,” he said, “all this afternoon we have sat in this room, which overlooks the front courtyard of the palace. Beyond, as you know, is the Calle del Palacio. Yet we have heard no commotion. Is a people that has been newly liberated too full of joy to speak?”

“When the people hear of their liberation,” said the Saint, “you will hear their rejoicing.”

De Villega’s eyes glittered under his black brows.

“And your friends, seńor?” he pursued. “The other liberators? They have perhaps, surrounded the palace and over come the guards without an alarm being raised or a shot fired?”

The Saint laughed.

“Don Manuel,” he said, “you do me an injustice. I said I was the father of the revolution. Can a child have two fathers? Alone, Manuel, I accomplished it-yet you persist in speaking of my private enterprise as if it were the work of a hundred. Will you not give me the full credit for what I have done?” De Villega stepped back a pace.

“So,” he challenged, “the people does not know. The palace guards do not know. The army does not know. Will you tell me who does know?”

“Our three selves,” said the Saint blandly. “Also two friends of mine who organized the war for me. And the governor of the prison, whom I captured on his way to mobilize the guardias against me. It is very simple. I intend this to be a bloodless revolution, for I am against unnecessary killing. You will merely resign, appointing a new government in your places, and leave Pasala at once, never to return again on pain of death.”

The holster was now undone, and De Villega’s fingers were sliding under the flap.

“And you-alone-demand that?”

“I do,” said the Saint, and leaped at De Villega as the revolver flashed from its place.

With one arm he grasped Don Manuel around the waist, pinning his left arm to his side; with his left hand he gripped Don Manuel’s right wrist, forcing it back, and twisting.

The President sprang forward, but it was all over in a couple of seconds. The revolver exploded twice, harmlessly, into the floor, and then fell with a clatter as the Saint’s grip be came too agonizing to be borne.

The Saint hurled De Villega from him, into the President’s very arms, and as De Villega staggered back his sword grated out of its sheath and remained in the Saint’s right hand. The President’s revolver was halfway out of its holster when the Saint let him feel the sword at his breast. “Drop it!” ordered Simon. The President obeyed.

Templar forced the two men back to the wall at the sword’s point. Then he turned quickly, using the sword to fish up the two revolvers from the floor by their trigger guards, and turned again to halt their immediate rally with the guns impaled on his blade.

From below, through the open windows, came the shouting of the sentries, and the sound of running feet thundered in the passage outside the room.

Like lightning the Saint detached the revolvers from his sword, and held them one in each hand. They covered their owners with an equal steadiness of aim.

The two shots that De Villega had fired, though they had hit no one, had done damage enough. They hadn’t entered into the Saint’s plan of campaign. He had betted on being quick enough to catch De Villega before he could get his hand to his gun in its cumbersome holster-and the Saint, for once, had been a fraction of a second slow on his timing. But the error might yet be repaired.

“You, excellency, to the windows!” rapped the Saint in a low voice. “You, De Villega, to the door! Reassure the guards. Tell them that the President was unloading his revolver when it accidentally exploded. The President will repeat the same thing from the window to the sentries below.”

He dodged out of sight behind the door as it burst open, but there was no mistaking the menace of the revolvers which he still focussed on the two men.

The President was already addressing the sentries below. De Villega, with one savagely impotent glance at the unfriendly muzzle that was trained upon him, followed suit, giving the Saint’s suggested explanation to the guards who crowded into the doorway.

“You may go,” he concluded. “No harm has been done. But remain within call-I may need you shortly.”

It required some nerve to add that last remark, in the circumstances, but De Villega thought that the Saint would not betray his presence with a shot if he could possibly help it. He was right. The President came back from the window. The guards withdrew, with apologies for their excited irruption, and the door closed. The Saint slid the bolt into its socket.

“A wise precaution, Don Manuel, to warn the guards that you might need them,” he said. “But I do not think it will help you.”

He stuck the revolvers into his sash and picked up the sword again. It was a better weapon for controlling two men than his little knife, and much quieter than the revolvers.

“Your resignations or your lives, senores?” said the Saint briskly. “I will take whichever you prefer to give, but I must have one or the other at once.”

De Villega sat down at the table, but did not write. He unbuttoned his coat, fished out a packet of cigarettes, and lighted one, blowing out a great cloud of smoke. Through it he looked at the Saint, and his lips had twisted into a sneering grin.

“I have another thing to offer, seńor,” he remarked viciously, “which you might prefer to either of the things you have mentioned.”

“Es decir?” prompted Simon, with a frowning lift of his eyebrows.

De Villega inhaled again with relish, and let the smoke trickle down from his nostrils in two long feathers. There was a glow of taunting triumph in his malignant stare.

“There is the Senorita McAndrew,” he said, and the Saint’s face suddenly went very meek.

“What of her?”

“It was the Seńor Shannet,” said De Villega, enjoying his moment, “who first suggested that you were the man behind the war. We did not believe him, but now I see that he is a wise man. He left us over half an hour ago to take her as hostage. You gave me no chance to explain that when the guards entered the room just now. But I told them to remain within call for that reason-so that I could summon them as soon as you surrendered. Now it is my turn to make an offer. Stop this war, and deliver yourself and your accomplices to justice, and I will save the Senorita McAndrew. Otherwise—” Don Manuel shrugged. “Am I answerable for the affections of the Seńor Shannet?”