Fete Worse Than Death (9781101595138) (30 page)

Combine yeast, butter, beer, water, molasses, and salt. Set aside. Combine cloves, ginger, and both flours. Add to yeast mixture and knead for five minutes or until smooth. Cover bowl with clean cloth and set in proofing oven (72 to 80 degrees F) until loaf has doubled in size. Knead for ten minutes and set aside to let rise. Bake in 375-degree oven forty-five minutes to an hour. Makes a one-and-a-half-pound loaf.

Division, Preserves

TIED FOR FIRST PLACE:

~Mary’s Peach Chutney~

2
1

2
cups red wine vinegar

1
1

2
cups molasses sugar

1 cinnamon stick

1

2
tablespoon chopped, preserved ginger

1 teaspoon allspice

1

2
dozen cloves garlic, crushed

1 cup raisins

2 small sweet onions, peeled and sliced into thin rings

Six large slightly under-ripe peaches, peeled and sliced

Combine all ingredients except peaches and simmer for thirty minutes on low heat. Add peaches and simmer until peaches are fork-tender, about fifteen to twenty minutes. Let cool. Serve as condiment with pork.

Note: Molasses sugar can be homemade by adding 1 tablespoon molasses to one cup white sugar. Put into blender and pulse until combined.

~Whit’s Blueberry Chutney~

1

2
cup apple cider vinegar (or use white wine vinegar)

1

2
cup molasses sugar (or use light brown sugar)

1 medium onion, chopped

1

4
cup minced fresh ginger, or
1

2
teaspoon powdered ginger, or
1

2
cup crystallized ginger (chopped)

*optional spices:
1

4
teaspoon cinnamon, cloves, or allspice

*optional (but delicious): 1 tablespoon tamarind concentrate

1 teaspoon cornstarch, dissolved in 1 tablespoon vinegar or water

3 cups fresh or frozen blueberries or blackberries

In a two-quart saucepan, bring the vinegar, sugar, onion, and ginger to a simmer, stirring to dissolve the sugar. Cook about twenty minutes until onion is soft. Stir in optional spices and/or tamarind. Stir in dissolved cornstarch, cook another five minutes. Stir in the berries, simmer another five to seven minutes, until just starting to break up. Pour into hot, sterile jars and put lids on right away.

Division, Candies, Chocolate, and Confections

~Butter Taffy~

2 cups light brown sugar

1

4
cup dark molasses

2 tablespoons white vinegar

2 tablespoons water

1 teaspoon salt

1

4
cup sweet butter, unsalted

2 teaspoons vanilla

Simmer all ingredients except vanilla until a small amount dropped into cold water solidifies into a hard ball. Remove pan from heat, and quickly stir in
vanilla. Pour into a greased jelly-roll pan and let cool.

Division, Canning, Vegetables

~Sauerkraut~

1 pound Kosher salt

1 40-pound cabbage

Remove outside leaves of cabbage, core the cabbage, and slice into fine shreds. Add salt and mix well. Pack firmly into stone crock, leaving about two inches to the top. Cover with a clean dishcloth and a heavy plate. Store at sixty degrees for a month or more. As soon as fermentation begins, remove the scum daily and re-cover with a clean cloth. When formation stops, pour a layer of hot paraffin over the top to seal and store at sixty degrees F.

Division, Canning, Fruit

~Arlene Peterson’s Spaghetti Surprise~

6 pounds heirloom tomatoes, washed, blanched, and peeled

1

2
pound bacon, diced

2 large green peppers, washed, cleaned, and diced

2 large sweet onions, peeled and diced

1 handful chopped fresh parsley

I handful fresh oregano

4 cloves garlic, peeled and mashed

Simmer tomatoes until done, about ten minutes. Strain through sieve and set aside. Cook bacon until just starting to crisp. Add peppers, onions, parsley, oregano, and garlic, and continue cooking until vegetables are al dente. Combine simmered tomato and vegetables/bacon mixture. Follow standard canning procedures.

Division, Jams and Jellies

~Tompkins County Cherry Jam~

15 pounds of pitted dark, sweet cherries

Juice from 8 large lemons, with 2 peels reserved

2

3
cup water

10
1

2
pounds cane sugar

Wrap the cherries and two lemon peels into a large piece of cheesecloth. Put the lemon juice and
two-thirds cup water into a large pan. Cook under very low heat for about thirty minutes. Remove bag and put cherries into pan, with the sugar. Bring the pan to a rolling boil. Turn off the heat. Let stand. Skim foam from surface. Pour into hot, sterile Mason jars. Cover with a layer of hot paraffin.

Division, Pickles and Relishes

~Pickled Carrots~

1 pound peeled carrots, cut into evenly sized strips

3

4
cup white wine vinegar

3

4
cup water

1

2
cup white sugar

1 teaspoon pickling spices; mixed dill seed, peppercorns, and flaked garlic

Simmer carrot sticks for ten minutes in boiling water. Pack into clean, sterilized jars. Combine the rest of the ingredients in a saucepan and oil. Pour over carrots in jars. Proceed with canning process.

Division, Condiments, Sauces, and Marinades

TIED FOR FIRST PLACE:

~Marge Schmidt’s Tomato Catsup~

8 quarts of tomatoes, chopped, but not peeled

8 medium sweet onions, peeled and sliced into medium widths

2 long red peppers, cleaned and sliced into chunks

3

4
cup dark brown sugar

Simmer the vegetables until soft. Push through a coarse sieve or process through a food mill. Add dark brown sugar and set aside.

SPICE BAG

1 tablespoon each:

whole allspice

whole cloves

mace

celery seed

black peppercorns

stick cinnamon

dry mustard

minced garlic

chopped bay leaves

cayenne pepper

2 cups white wine vinegar

1 pinch Kosher salt

Wrap all these ingredients in cheesecloth bag. Simmer in the tomato mixture until the amount of tomato is reduced by half. Remove the spice bag. Add two cups of white wine vinegar and a large pinch of Kosher salt to mixture. Simmer for ten minutes. Proceed with canning process.

~Citrus Vinaigrette~

Juice of 1 lime or lemon

1 cup pure olive oil

1/3 cup red wine vinegar
*

1 pinch finely ground black pepper

1 pinch Kosher salt

*
To make red wine vinegar, add 1 cup of red wine to 4 cups of white vinegar. Combine all ingredients, shake well and store.

Division, Salting, Smoking, and Drying

~Harland Peterson’s Pork Butt~

1 large pork butt, 6 to 8 pounds

Several handfuls of Peterson’s Pork Salt
*

Rub pork butt well with salt mixture. Smoke for six to eight hours in a smoker stocked with apple wood chips. Remove pork butt from smoker and shred well, discarding fat. Add two cups of Marge Schmidt’s Tomato Catsup. Mix well and simmer in a large pot for ten minutes.

*
PETERSON’S PORK SALT

1 cup Kosher salt

1 tablespoon smoked Hungarian paprika

1

4
cup finely ground green peppercorns

Division, Pies, Fruit and Berry

No award given this year, due to unsportsmanlike behavior of participants.

Division, Pies, Other

~Miriam’s Luscious
Lemon Meringue Pie~

1 cup superfine sugar

2 cups water

1

4
cup flour

3 tablespoons cornstarch

1

4
teaspoon salt

3 yolks, whisked to a smooth consistency

1 tablespoon butter

1

4
cup lemon juice, plus grated lemon peel

9-inch piecrust, baked in a 375-degree oven for eight minutes
*

Heat water and sugar in a pan until the mixture is clear. Combine flour, cornstarch, and salt, then whisk into the water and sugar mixture. Turn heat to medium and whisk until the mixture thickens to a thick, opaque pudding. Remove from heat. Whisk in egg yolks and put pan back on low heat for one minute, whisking all the while. Whisk in butter and lemon juice and when mixture is smooth, remove from heat. Let cool while you prepare the meringue.

MERINGUE

7 egg whites at room temperature

1

4
cup superfine sugar

Beat egg white to glossy peaks, adding sugar in a thin stream as soon as the mixture thickens. Spoon lemon custard into pie crust. Smooth meringue over top of the pie with a rubber spatula. Make sure that the edges of the pie are sealed. Sprinkle grated lemon peel over top and bake at 315 degrees for ten to fifteen minutes, or until meringue is nicely browned.

*
PIECRUST

(It is a truth universally acknowledged that it is better to buy piecrust than make it. But Miriam Doncaster plays fair—and she made this herself.)

2

3
cup shortening, such as Crisco

2 tablespoons chilled butter

2 cups flour

1 teaspoon salt

4 tablespoons water

Cut shortening and butter into flour with a pastry cutter. Sprinkle the dough with the water. Form into a ball. Roll out with a rolling pin. Makes two nine-inch piecrusts.

Division, Cookies and Bars

~Claudia’s Ambrosia Cookies~

1 cup salted butter, slightly cool

3

4
cup dark brown sugar

3

4
cup white sugar

2 eggs

2
3

4
cups flour

3

4
teaspoon baking powder

3

4
teaspoon baking soda

1 14-ounce package semisweet chocolate chips

1 cup toasted coconut flakes

1 cup chopped pecans

Cream the butter and sugar together, which will be a pain, because the butter is cool. The resulting mixture should be light in color and fluffy. Add the eggs and beat them well in. Mix the flour, baking powder, and baking soda together. Combine butter/egg mixture and flour. Beat at low speed until well combined. Add the chocolate chips, coconut flakes, and chopped pecans. Chill dough for an hour.

Drop by tablespoonful on greased cookie sheet. Bake at 375 degrees F for twelve to seventeen minutes. Doneness will depend on your oven and on the size of the cookie.

Division, Fry Off, Sweet

~Cider Fry Cakes~

2 eggs

1 cup sugar

1 cup sweet apple cider

5 tablespoons melted shortening, such as Crisco

4 cups flour

4 teaspoons baking powder

1

2
teaspoon each cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, grated lemon rind, cloves

Beat eggs and add sugar slowly while beating. Stir in milk, apple cider, and shortening. Mix all dry ingredients, and then add to the liquid mixture. Fry in deep fat at 375 degrees F until golden brown. Frost with cider glaze.
*

*
CIDER GLAZE

1 cup confectioner’s sugar

1 tablespoon melted butter

1 tablespoon heavy cream

Enough apple cider to make a medium thick glaze

Division, Fry Off, Savory

~Double-Fried Potatoes~

1 pound firm white potatoes (do not use baking potatoes or any mealy potato)

1

2
cup flour seasoned with a heavy pinch of Kosher salt

Cut potatoes in squared-off quarter-inch strips. Place in bowl of ice water for about thirty minutes. Drain potatoes and roll carefully in paper towels to dry. Fry in 350-degree shortening until pale brown.
Remove from fryer. Heat shortening to 375 degrees. Dredge the potatoes in peanut oil, then in the seasoned flour. Fry until golden brown, then dredge in Kosher salt.

Division, Cakes and Cupcakes

~Julie’s Amazing All-Occasion Cake~

You will need five nine-inch-round pie pans for this cake.

7 cups cake flour

8 teaspoons baking powder

2 cups salted butter

4 cups sifted white sugar

2 cups full-fat milk

16 egg whites

2 teaspoons rum

Mix the flour and baking powder and set aside. Beat the butter and sugar together until creamy. Add the dry ingredients to the butter/sugar mixture. Pour in the milk, beating continually. Beat the egg whites to soft, glossy peaks. Carefully fold egg whites into batter. Add the rum. Pour into greased pie plates and bake at 375 degrees F for twenty-five minutes. Let cakes cool. Frost with 7-Minute Icing
*
and decorate.

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