Fortunes of the Imperium (8 page)

CHAPTER 7

I know I was a trifle bleary-eyed the next morning when I reached the launch pad on which my scout ship, the
Rodrigo
, stood, but I knew that something was amiss.

My crew made busy in and around the ship. As each of them caught my eye, he or she would salute me. I returned the gesture with alacrity, though my mind was perforce elsewhere. My primary interest was my luggage.

When I did not see the matching cases on the impact-resistant pavement, I went aboard the
Rodrigo
to check where they had been bestowed. Some of the cases were for long-term storage, as the contents would not be required until we reached Nacer, but the rest I required not only in transit to the interstellar carrier
Bonchance,
which would convey us to a position near the frontier jump point into the Autocracy, but aboard the carrier and thereafter. Yet an inspection of my cabin revealed that a few items I had packed were not present.

Oh, I was accustomed to Parsons going through my wardrobe and removing garments of which he disapproved. For that reason, I had brought potentially confiscatable items with me in a small floating valise, so they would not be out of my sight before launch. In any event, no garments had been removed from the collection I had packed.

No, the objects that I sought were vital to my occult studies. In particular, I could not locate my prized crystal ball. I knew that I had packed it in the flat circular case, padded by my silken robes and two round cushions I could repose upon should there be no room to arrange my scrying chair. The case in question was absent without leave.

It weighed more than other single item in my luggage, but I was dismayed and annoyed by its absence. I suspected Parsons. A quick essay with the golden pendulum I kept handy in my belt pouch determined that he was indeed the one who had taken it. When confronted, he did not deny it.

“It is not standard issue, sir,” Parsons informed me.

“I insist that it be restored to me,” I thundered. Unfortunately, Parsons had equipped himself with a conversational umbrella. The precipitation of my disapproval did not spatter him.

“I am afraid not, my lord. It weighs twenty-one kilos, which can be better deployed for fuel and foodstuffs.”

He stopped me in my verbal tracks. Just the meaningful way in which he emitted the last word drew my attention.

“Foodstuffs?” I inquired.

“Yes, my lord. Dainties to please a discerning palate, even when far away from one’s preferred providers, of quantities suitable for the length of the journey. Not to mention the devices to keep those comestibles at the appropriate humidity and temperature.”

“Go on,” I said, “I am listening.” I kept my expression imperious. It was a perfect reflection of Parsons’s.

“Sir, dantooth caviar is in season at this time. You will recall that it is sustainably harvested by law, but I took especial care in choosing the purveyor. The packaging is very fragile, and it requires constant refrigeration just above the freezing point. Variation of more than three degrees either way results in irrevocable harm to the caviar. Six kilos were harvested this season.”

“You didn’t obtain six kilos of dantooth?” I asked, breathlessly.

“No, sir, I am afraid that one kilo was all that was obtainable. Some wealthy patrons were placed on the list ahead of you. And your imperial cousin took delivery of the majority of the harvest.”

“He would,” I mused mournfully. “My cousin the emperor does maintain a superlative table. But at least I will have some of this delicacy for my own.”

“Indeed you will, sir.”

“And crysbort lemons?” I asked, with growing excitement. “They are the only ones with suitable acidity and sweetness to complement dantooth.”

“Naturally, sir,” Parsons said.

“Capers? Blini?”

“I would not have omitted anything that is expected.”

“Of course you wouldn’t,” I said, expansively. “I impugned you and I apologize. I cannot wait to see what my crew thinks of the finest caviar in the galaxy. But that hardly makes twenty-one kilos, let alone the weight of the case in which my crystal ball travels. And the folding table with appropriate silk velvet drapings. And my scrying chair. And my hand-sewn tent with the embroidered stars picked out in microscopic crystals and diamonds.” I perused my memory. “No, wait, the tent is still there. I saw the bag in the hold.”

“No, indeed, sir, it does not. I will provide you with a full manifest of the foodstuffs if you require it, but would you not care to enjoy the element of surprise as each fresh offering is revealed?” One of his eyebrows rose perhaps two millimeters on his forehead.

I weighed the notion in my mind and found proximate curiosity overwhelmed by the joy of anticipation. The way to my heart eventually finds its way past my stomach, but it needs to get past my curiosity first.

“I would rather wait. As always, Parsons, you know my mind better than I do. You will, of course, partake of these marvelous delicacies with me, won’t you?”

“I am gratified, my lord. Will you please finish the inspection so we may get under way?”

I fetched a sigh of pleasure. I did love my ship and my crew.

As always, I found the
Rodrigo
as clean, ideally equipped and perfectly maintained as if it had been extracted directly from the text of the military manual. No dust soiled any surface, no lingering smells wafted from the food or sanitation systems, no odd or worrisome noises issued from life support or the engines. I offered praise to each of the crew as I encountered them. As always, Nesbitt turned red with pleasure in the ordnance and shields station. Anstruther, in her seat overseeing the last moments of maintenance on the electronics systems and communications array, had trouble meeting my eyes. Oskelev was too busy over the pilot’s console to do more than wave at me. My ostensible responsibility while we were in transit was to oversee the life support station, which doubled as the hydroponics center. I stopped off to install a tiny stone carving of the Buddha, to add a touch of serenity to the already peaceful green space.

“Present as personal goods,” Redius said, taking me aside as I checked in with him in engineering. He opened his left belt pouch to reveal tiny lights twinkling.

“Your circuit!” I said, in pleased surprise. I showed him the one chuckling to itself in my own belt receptacle. We shared a conspiratorial grin, and I went off to find Plet.

She was outside the shift, aft and below the tail, examining the exterior ports of the engines. To the consternation of the ground crew, she had discovered faults unobservable to the naked eye. Repairbots moved in, tweaking away at single particles, for all I knew. Parsons stood a few meters away, still and watchful as a benevolent statue.

“Good morning, lieutenant,” I said, offering a friendly salute.

“Good morning, my lord lieutenant,” she said. “How did your inspection go?”

“Very well,” I said. “Everybody is at his or her station, and all will be ready to go very soon.”

“Did your visit serve any useful purpose, or did you merely pass the time of day?”

I waggled a playful finger at her.

“Ah, you are testing me, Plet. Oskelev has updated charts, showing the debris from an exploded asteroid left in place five light minutes off the second jump point where the Minchin Mining Megalopoly demolished it in quest for transuranics. When I left, Nesbitt was checking the sonic range of the deflectors. I believe he was concerned about the microwave capacitance, but the indicators say that those are in the amber section of the meter, not red. I believe that means he has found the problem and is undertaking its correction.”

She nodded, not changing expression. I believe she must have been taking lessons in stoicism from Parsons.

“Very observant, lieutenant,” she said. “I have sent your viewpad a reminder detailing your responsibilities for the transit to the Autocracy. Among them is overseeing the comfort and safety of our civilian guests.”

I distinctly heard the plural.

“You
know
that more than just my cousin is coming along with us?”

A raised eyebrow confirmed she had been communing with Parsons.

“Of course I do. The commander issued us Infogrid files on each of our guests five days ago, my lord,” Plet said.

“You knew that we were going to have a horde traveling with us
five days ago?
You know all their names?” I asked. “I only found out yesterday!”

Plet was calm. I turned to Parsons to express my outrage. He studied me blankly, as if I were an uninteresting museum exhibit. I returned my glare to Plet.

“Naturally I would get that briefing as soon as possible, sir,” she said. “With Commander Parsons acting as your aide-de-camp, I am the ranking officer of this mission. I must have information on all personnel and freight requirements. But I did forward it to you when I received it—five days ago. All that data was available on the official briefings. If you had only troubled to read them when they were sent to you, you would have had it ahead of time.”

“Touché,” I said. Hoist by my own petard. I lowered my head, chastened. Plet did not dwell upon her victory, at least not outwardly.

“I leave you to deal with them,” she said. “Please see them installed in the quarters prepared for them.”

I presented a second salute, and only just in time. The ladies were arriving.

A gigantic limousine set down just beyond the public edge of the terminal building. A marquee panel along the broad side of the vehicle displayed Jil’s family coat of arms over a background of her favorite clear blue, the color of Keinolt’s skies. All of the noble family was precleared for departure, and those traveling with us were required to do so as well, so they emerged on the space side of the building in scarcely more time than it would have taken merely to walk from one door to the other.

Jil bore down on me like a bad cold. She overwhelmed my senses and distracted me. I hardly need to add that her perfume filled my nostrils so that I could smell nothing else. Privately, I resolved to remove all scents from her cosmetics kit and jettison them while we were in deep space. She was clad in a rich green, form-fitting travel dress that clung to her body to the knees, then flared outward. On her feet were high-heeled ankle-high boots that would be ill-suited to traversing deck plates, but I was certain that she had footgear she could exchange for them as soon as she was on board.

Her friends were similarly attired for travel. Marquessa was the best turned out, in powder blue with leather piping, and black shoes with soft wedges that gripped the pavement with every step. Much more suitable. Sinim was swathed in overlapping thin cloths of rainbow hues. One of these had been wound into a complicated headscarf-hood arrangement, from which her small face eagerly peered. Banitra and Hopeli had suits much like Jil’s, and similar ridiculous shoes.

Behind them came a robocarrier laden with eight blue crates, each the size of the bed I slept in as a small boy. On closer examination, I realized they were matching luggage, their surfaces carved in fanciful designs, and code-locked with the latest security devices.

“Welcome, Lady Jil,” Parsons said. “Ladies.”

“Allow me to introduce the senior officer of the
Rodrigo
,” I said, “apart from myself, of course. You met her last night at my party, but perhaps you do not recall her name. Lieutenant First Class Carissa Plet.”

I could tell by the wrinkle that interrupted the perfection of Plet’s smooth brow that she disagreed with my interpretation of rank, but in my view the matter had been settled long ago. But she was in charge of the ship’s physical well-being, which included those who traveled aboard her.

“Welcome,” Plet echoed. “Lieutenant Kinago will see to your needs.”

“Lieutenant Kinago!” Sinim shrieked, delightedly. “Oh, Thomas, you look so official!”

“Thank you,” I said. “Your luggage will need to be placed on board at once. Have you marked each bag to indicate whether it will go in your cabin or the hold?”

“They have to go in my cabin!” Jil exclaimed. “I need all my things with me!”

“No, you don’t,” Banitra said, taking Jil’s elbow. “Remember, I went over everything with you last night. Just the one with the blue tag is for the transit, Thomas. I believe you said it would only be a day or two until we rendezvous? The others can be stored until we are on board the
Bonchance
. Then she will just need the one with the green tag. All the others can wait until Nacer.”