When Marq strode into Splashes & Sniffs to meet his buddy and coworker Nim, he was
surprised to find Nim already there. To judge from Nim's dilated pupils, he'd been there
most of the afternoon.
Marq said, “Hitting it hard? Something going on?”
Nim shook his head. “Same old Marq, blunt as a fist. First, try the Swirlsnort. Doesn't do
a thing for your thirst -- in fact, it will dry up your entire head -- but you won't care.”
Swirlsnort turned out to be a powdery concoction that tasted like nutmeg and bit as if he
had swallowed an angry insect. Marq sniffed it slowly, one nostril at a time. He wanted to
be relatively clearheaded when Nim updated him on office politics and funding. After that,
he'd allow himself to get skyed.
“You may not like this, ” said Nim. “It concerns Sybyl.”
“Sybyl!” He laughed a bit uneasily. “How'd you know I -- ”
“You told me. Last time we had a snort together, remember?”
“Oh.” The stuff made him babble. Worse, it made him forget he had.
“Not exactly a state secret.” Nim grinned.
“That obvious?” He wanted to be certain Nim, who switched women as often as he changed his
underwear, had no designs on Sybyl of his own. “What about her?”
“Well, there's a lot of juice waiting for whoever wins the big one at the coliseum.”
“No problem, ” Marq said. “Me.”
Nim ran his hand through his strawberry blond hair. “I can't decide if it's your modesty
or your ability to foresee the future that I like most about you. Your modesty. Must be
that.”
Marq shrugged. “She's good, I'll admit.”
“But you're better.”
“I'm luckier. They gave me Reason. Sybyl's stuck with Faith.”
Nim gave him a bemused glance and inhaled deeply. “I wouldn't underestimate Faith if I
were you. It's hooked to passion, and no one's managed to get rid of either, yet.”
“Don't have to. Passions eventually burn out.”
“But the light of reason burns eternally?”
“If you regenerate brain cells, yes.”
Nim looked through his straw to see if anything was left and winked at Marq. “Then you
don't need a little advice.”
“What advice? I didn't hear any advice.”
Nim clucked. “If your unregenerated brain cells contain a shred of common sense, you'll
stop cooperating with Sybyl to improve her simulation. Or better yet, you'll keep
pretending you're cooperating, so you get the benefit of anything she can show you. But
what you'll really start doing is looking for ways to do both her and her simulation in.
People say it's terrific.”
“I've seen it.”
“Some of it. Think she shows it all?”
“We've been working every day on -- ”
“Truncated sim, is what you see. Nights, she inflates the whole pseudo-psyche.”
Marq frowned. He knew he was a bit light-headed around her, pheromones doing their job,
but he had compensated for that. Hadn't he? “She wouldn't ... ”
“She might. People upstairs got their eye on her.”
Marq felt a stab of jealousy in spite of himself, but he was careful not to show it.
“Ummm. Thanks.”
Nim bowed his head with characteristic irony and said, “Even if you don't need it, you'd
be a fool to turn it down.”
“What, the juice, when I win?”
“Not the juice, buggo. You think I missed noticing that I'm talking to ambition's slave?
My advice.”
Marq took a hefty double-nostril snort. “I'll certainly bear it in mind.”
“This thing's going to be big. You think it's just a job for this Sector, but I tell you,
people from all over Trantor will tune into the show.”
“All the better, ” Marq said, though his stomach was feeling like he had suddenly gone
into free fall. Living in a real cultural renaissance was risky. Maybe his hollow feeling
was the stim, though.
“I mean, Seldon and that guy who follows him around like a dog, Amaryl -- you think
they've booted this to you because it's a snap?”
Marq took a bit of the stim before answering. “No, it's because I'm the best.”
“And you're a long way down from them on the status ladder. You are, my friend,
expendable.”
Marq nodded soberly. “I'll certainly bear it in mind.”
Was he repeating himself? Must be the stim.
Marq did not give Nim's counsel any thought until two days later. He overheard someone in
the executive lounge praising Sybyl's work to Hastor, the leader of Artifice Associates.
He skipped lunch and went back to his floor. As he passed Sybyl's office on his way back
to his own, his intention, he told himself, was to relay the compliment. But when he found
her door unlocked, her office empty, an impulse seized him.
Half an hour later, he jumped slightly when she said “Marq!” from the open doorway. Her
hand smoothed her hair in what he took to be unconscious primping, betraying a desire to
please. “Can I help you?”
He'd just finished the software cross-matting to link her office, so that he'd be able to
monitor her interviews with her client, Boker. She shared with Marq the substance of these
interviews, as far as he knew.
He reasoned that his suggestions as to how she should handle the sometimes difficult Boker
would be improved if he were exposed to Boker directly. But that would compromise the
client relationship, ordinarily a strict rule. This, though, was special ...
He shrugged. “Just waiting for you.”
“I've gotten her much better structured. Her mood flutters are below zero point two.”
“Great. Can I see?”
Did her smile seem warmer than usual? He was still wondering about that when he reached
his own office, after an hour of intuning on Joan. Sybyl had certainly done good work.
Thorough, intricately matted in with the ancient personality topography.
All since yesterday? He thought not.
Time to do a little sniffing around in simspace.
Voltaire loomed -- brows furrowed, scowling, hands on skinny hips. He rose from the richly
embroidered chair in his study at Cirey, the chateau of his long-term mistress, the
Marquise du Chatelet.
The place he had called home for fifteen years depressed him, now that she was gone. And
now the marquis, without the decency to wait until his wife's body was cold, had informed
him that he must leave.
“Get me out of here!” Voltaire demanded of the scientist who finally answered his call.
Scientist -- a fresh word, one no doubt derived from the Latin root, to know. But this
fellow looked as though he knew little. “I want to go to the cafe. I need to see the Maid.”
The scientist leaned over the control board Voltaire was already beginning to resent, and smiled with transparent pleasure at his
power. “I didn't think she was your type. You showed a strong preference all your life --
remember, I've scanned your memories, you have no secrets -- for brainy women. Like your
niece and the Madame du Chatelet.”
“So? Who truly can abide the company of stupid women? The only thing that can be said on
their behalf is that they can be trusted, as they're too stupid to practice deceit.”
“Unlike Madame du Chatelet?”
Voltaire drummed his fingers impatiently on the beautifully wrought walnut desk -- a gift
from Madame du Chatelet, he recalled. How had it gotten to this rude place? Could it
indeed have been assembled from his memory alone? “True, she betrayed me. She paid dearly
for it, too.”
The scientist arched a brow. “With that young officer, you mean? The one who made her
pregnant?”
“At forty-three, a married woman with three grown children has no business becoming
pregnant!”
“You hit the roof when she told you -- understandable but not very enlightened. Yet you
didn't break off with her. You were with her throughout the birth.”
Voltaire fumed. Memory dark, memory flowing like black waters in a subterranean river.
He'd worried himself sick about the birth, which had proved amazingly easy. Yet nine days
later, the most extraordinary woman he had ever known was dead. Of childbed fever. No one
-- not even his niece and housekeeper and former paramour, Madame Denis, who took care of
him thereafter -- had ever been able to take her place. He had mourned her until, until --
he approached the thought, veered away -- till he died ...
He puffed out his cheeks and spat back rapidly, “She persuaded me that it would be
unreasonable to break with a 'woman of exceptional breeding and talent merely for
exercising the same rights that I enjoyed. Especially since I hadn't made love to her for
months. The rights of man, she said, belonged to women, too -- provided they were of the
aristocracy. I allowed her gentle reasonableness to persuade me.”
“Ah,” the scientist said enigmatically.
Voltaire rubbed his forehead, heavy with brooding remembrance. “She was an exception to
every rule. She understood Newton and Locke. She understood every word that I wrote. She
understood me.”
“Why weren't you making love to her? Too busy going to orgies?”
“My dear sir, my participation in such festivities has been greatly exaggerated. It's
true, I accepted an invitation to one such celebration of erotic pleasure in my youth. I
acquitted myself so well, I was invited to return.”
“Did you?”
“Certainly not. Once, a philosopher. Twice, a pervert.”
“What I don't understand is why a man of your worldliness should be so intent on another
meeting with the Maid.”
“Her passion, ” Voltaire said, an image of the robust Maid rising clearly in his mind's
eye. “Her courage and devotion to what she believed.”
“You possessed that trait as well.”
Voltaire stomped his foot, but the floor made no sound. “Why do you speak of me in the
past tense?”
“Sorry. I'll fill in that audio background, too. ” A single hand gesture, and Voltaire
heard boards creak as he paced. A carriage team clip-clopped by outside.
“I possess temperament. Do not confuse passion with temperament -- which is a matter of
the nerves. Passion is borne from the heart and soul, no mere mechanism of the bodily
humors.”
“You believe in souls?”
“In essences, certainly. The Maid dared cling to her vision with her whole heart, despite
bullying by church and state. Her devotion to her vision, unlike mine, bore no taint of
perveseness. She was the first true Protestant. I've always preferred Protestants to
papist absolutists -- until I took up residence in Geneva, only to discover their public
hatred of pleasure is as great as any pope's. Only Quakers do not privately engage in what
they publicly claim to abjure. Alas, a hundred true believers cannot redeem millions of
hypocrites.”
The scientist twisted his mouth skeptically. “Joan recanted, knuckled under to their
threats.”
“They took her to a cemetery!” Voltaire bristled with irritation. “Terrorized a credulous
girl with threats of death and hell. Bishops, academicians -- the most learned men of
their time! Donkeys' asses, the lot! Browbeating the bravest woman in France, a woman whom
they destroyed only to revere. Hypocrites! They require martyrs as leeches require blood.
They thrive on self-sacrifice -- provided that the selves they sacrifice are not their
own.”
“All we have is your version, and hers. Our history doesn't go back that far. Still, we
know more of people now -- ”
“So you imagine.” Voltaire sniffed a jot of snuff to calm himself. “Villains are undone by
what is worst in them, heroes by what is best. They played her honor and her bravery like
a fiddle, swine plucking at a violin.”
“You're defending her.” The scientist's wry smile mocked. “Yet in that poem you wrote
about her -- amazing, someone memorizing their own work, so they could recite it! -- you
depict her as a tavern slut, much older than she in fact was, a liar about her so-called
voices, a superstitious but shrewd fool. The greatest enemy of the chastity she pretends
to defend is a donkey -- a donkey with wings!”
Voltaire smiled. “A brilliant metaphor for the Roman Church, n'est ce pas? I had a point
to make. She was simply the sword with which I drove it home. I had not met her then. I
had no idea she was a woman of such mysterious depths.”
“Not depths of intellect. A peasant!” Marq recalled how he had escaped just such a fate on
the mud-grubbing world Biehleur. All through the Greys exam. And now he had fled their
stodgy routines, into a true cultural revolution.
“No, no. Depths of the soul. I'm like a little stream. Clear because it is shallow. But
she's a river, an ocean! Return me to Aux Deux Magots. She and the wind-up Gar�on are the
only society I now have.”
“She is your adversary, ” the scientist said. “A minion of those who uphold values that
you fought all your life. To make sure you beat her, I'm going to supplement you.”
“I am intact and entire, ” Voltaire declared frostily.
“I'll equip you with philosophical and scientific information, rational progress. Your
reason must crush her faith. You must regard her as the enemy she is, if civilization is
to continue to advance along rational scientific lines.”
His eloquence and impudence were rather charming, but no substitutes for Voltaire's
fascination with Joan. “I refuse to read anything until you reunite me with the Maid -- in
the cafe!”
The scientist had the audacity to laugh. “You don't get it. You have no choice. I'll
sculpt the information into you. You'll have the information you need to win, like it or
not.”
“You violate my integrity!”
“Let's not forget that after the debate, there'll be the question of keeping you running,
or ... ”
“Ending me?”
“Just so you know what cards are on the table.”
Voltaire bristled. He knew the iron accents of authority, since he was first subjected to
his father's -- a strict martinet who'd compelled him to attend mass, and whose
austerities claimed the life of Voltaire's mother when Voltaire was only seven. The only
way she could escape her husband's discipline was to die. Voltaire had no intention of
escaping this scientist in that way.
“I refuse to use any additional knowledge you give me unless you return me at once to the
cafe.”
Infuriatingly, the scientist regarded Voltaire the way Voltaire had regarded his wigmaker
-- with haughty superiority. His curled lip said quite clearly that he knew Voltaire could
not exist without his patronage.
A humbling turnabout. Though middle-class in origin himself, Voltaire did not believe
common people worthy of governing themselves. The thought of his wigmaker posing as a
legislator was enough to make him never wear a wig again. To be seen similarly by this
vexing, smug scientist was intolerable.
“Tell you what,” said the scientist. “You compose one of your brilliant lettres
philosophiques trashing the concept of the human soul, and I will reunite you with the
Maid. But if you don't, you won't see her until the day of the debate. Clear?”
Voltaire mulled the offer over. “Clear as a little stream,” he said at last.
-- and then clotted, cinder-dark clouds descended into his mind. Memories, sullen and
grim. He felt engulfed in a past that roared through him, scouring --