Funny Boy Takes on the Chit-Chatting Cheeses from Chattanooga (12 page)

Gutman and his wife, Nina, at the spot where they met in 1982.

Gutman’s wife, Nina, with their children, Sam and Emma.

“After thirty years I made the
New York Times
bestseller list,” says Gutman, posing with the second book of the Genius Files, his hit series.

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Interior illustrations © 2000 by Mike Dietz

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